why are all the males that mix their drinks (whisky, vodka) gay,

>>136403211
you shouldnt drink at all...

>>136403211

I like a cranberry and vodka after a shot or two of straight liqour though.

>>136403211
any man over the age of 25 that still drinks liquor is a faggot.

you drink beer.
you fuck your woman.
you eat a burger.
you drink water.
you go to sleep.

all in the comfort of your own home as bars and pubs are for kids.

>>136403211
All "if you aren't like me you're a cuck" threads are pure bullshit projection from weak-minds and weak egos.
Sage

>>136403211
Irish cream + whiskey + Coffee

>>136403211
what if it's a long Island iced tea?

>>136403211
>look how manly and cool I am drinking this liquor straight ! I'm so tough.

you.

>>136403211
If you don't like a good cocktail, well I don't know what to tell you other than that you have underdeveloped taste.

Bartender, I'll have a Tom Collins please.

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>>136403602
explain how me drinking whiskey while you drink some domestic piss water makes me gay.

>>136403495
>cranberry vodka
That sounds delicious

>>136404806
youre basically drinking sprite. drink an old fashioned or a negroni.

>>136403211
If you drink alcohol at all then you are degenerate

>>136403211
>if you cant drink scotch whiskey that is at least 18 years old straight then you are degenerate
fixed that for you, anon

A dry Manhattan is pretty nice when winding down Friday evening after a productive week at work.

>>136403211

>drinking the fermented and distilled jew

>>136405175
Those are good choices but I'm not drinking anything besides a Tom Collins, gin and tonic, or mint julep when it's 90 degrees and I'm out on a sunny patio.

Those other drinks are good but not really in season, maybe if I was at a nice restaurant and ordering a steak I would get one.

>>136403211
Agreed. Too much faggots.

Straight Rakia / Šnopc is the way to go.
I also approve of Brkinski bambus though.

>>136403602
beer is piss for sissies who can't handle their liquor

Only pussies don't drink alcohol

>>136403211

Theres nothing wrong with jameson & ginger

>>136403211
>Caring what other people think
>Has such a weakly established manhood a drink shatters it

Bahahahaha aigh't buddy. I'll go enjoy my long island

Fuck off I'll drink my Jameson and gingers and John dalys all day. Keep pounding your bud lite and enjoy your beer gut faggot.

Vodka + Club Soda master race report in.

>>136403602
American beer is a goat urine tier beverage. Real men don't drink that shit, only 18 yr old frat bois

>>136403211
what are on about faggot? Jack N' Coke is great of you mix 60/40 or 50/50

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>>136403211
It's not about you.
I'll drink my mixed faggot-drinks if I want.
Here's one:
1 part Goldschlager
1 part Disarrono
Shot of Grenadine.
Sprig of Basil.
Serve unstirred with a glass or wood stir stick.
Insert stir stick into urethra before drinking.

>>136405815
Brand name beer bro. Think fosters whn you think budwieser.

>>136403211
Drinking alcohol at all is for degenerates.

Kys subhuman trash

>>136405233
This.
ETHANOL and other solvents are DEATH DRUGS. If you get drunk, brain cells are dying.

>>136405815
Our craft beers are literally some of the best in the world, they win awards

Meanwhile Australia has Fosters which is essentially fermented kangaroo piss

if you drink very much at all then you are degenerate, a little bit every now and then is ok then

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Cola + Vodka masterrace

i won't bother to drink it vanilla

>>136403211

Eurofucks will never understand binge drinking culture. When i did my OE in europe with 3 of my australian friends we all out drank 95% of of the locals and had a better time out than a vast majority. European girls love cock from down under.

>>136403211
Shut your hole Australian France

>>136403211
agreed

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>>136403397
Mein neger

>>136404755

Everyone on /pol/ seems to have severe masculinity issues. Alpha-LARPing fucking everywhere.

What is wrong with you faggots? Check between your legs: you're a man. You don't need all these social signals to tell people that, you fucking histrionic queers. Just go suck a dick already, everyone can tell that you love muscles and cock because you just won't shut up about it.

>>136403397
There is literally nothing wrong with alcohol in strict moderation. In fact, you're not even white if you don't abide by this.

>>136405912
Alcohol does not kill brain cells in people over 25 in moderation. Fact

>>136403602
Redneck education everyone

Whiskey is the nectar of the gods, to be enjoyed sparingly, sipped slowly over rocks

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>2017
>drinking any liquor that isn't gin
>drinking any mixed drink that isn't a G&T

Iggity
Shiggity
Higgity
Yiggity
Giggity
Diggity
Doogitty
Toogitty

>>136403397
Alcohol is distinctly European culture, it's embedded into it for thousands of years and it's what separates us from goatherder muslims.

>>136406195
>drinking something that tastes like shit and smells like lavender lysol
Gin is vodka's retarded gay brother

>>136406015
>look at how exceptionally degenerate I am guys
Kill yourself.

>>136404500
I just tried whiskey + coffee last week on vacation, it was good!

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>>136403211
>vodka straight

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>>136403211
the fuck did u say about mixed drinks you stupid little bitch???

>>136406064
They sit on here all day trying to argue about what's white and blaming Jews for their issues. Their only semblance of purpose is pretending they are a bastion of morality. Without their fragile basis of their manhood they're nothing and they know it. Because they failed at the social game they envy those who succeeded and consider anyone who does well a sheep.

>>136406332
Actually not that bad if you aren't a complete fucking pussy, I'm chasing with water right now because I ran out of pelle.

>not mastering mixed drinks so you can get thots drunk af

Git gud

>>136406187
whats the point of drinking if you are going to sip on your drink like a little bitch and not get drunk at all

>>136405984

faggot if you dont like to drink vodka straight then it means you're a poorfag that can only afford 5 euro vodka

>>136403211
Mixing drinks is the norm here. Otherwise you'll end up fucked way too fast. People here mix rum, vodka, or whisky with coconut water, orange juice, cranberry juice, sparkling water, or soda.

>>136406338
I just started watching TPB last night and I fucking love how he pretty much always has a drink in his hand.

>>136406448
Uhhhh.. to enjoy the taste of the drink?

>>136406411
is it even considered straight if you are going chase it with something anyway little bitch?

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moscow mule is the manliest thing youll ever hace in your throath besides your fathers cock m8

Anytime I fly I get 2-3 JD shooters because I get bad anxiety on bumpy flights and EVERY FUCKING TIME the stewardess asks what I want to mix it with and I say nothing I get this weird look back. Do people not drink straight liquor on flights?

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>>136406285
>I'm a huge pussy who can't handle the flavors of the fatherland

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your huge sandy vagina.

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>>136403211
>tfw you try to call a Jamaican rum-mix drinking guy a batty man

>>136404147
Mods this is not political and belongs in bants

>>136406411
i was memeing, it's not that terrible.

>>136403211
it's getting so complicated to keep up with all the things I'm supposed to be doing or that I'm not supposed to be good at.

>>136403211
Beer is better. It's the common mans drink.

>>136406552
yeah dude larynx cancer is so cool

>>136406187

Melting ice dilutes the drink. I like a cool whisky, but a watered down whisky is nasty.

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>>136403211
I'll enjoy my rum and coke while I fuck your women fucci boi.

>>136403211
I drink bourbon with some ginger ale at the end of the week.

>>136406653
>Holland
>the fatherland
maybe for prostitutes, faggots, and potheads

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>>136403397
This.
Stop drinking the liquid jew

>>136405401
What're you, muslim?

>>136406844
>not using whiskey rocks
Fucking normie

>>136403211
>he doesn't drink lab ethanol straight from the storage canister

STEP UP YOUR GAME AQUA FUCC 40% WISKEYS ARE 4 POZZED UP PRINCESSES

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