WTF is wrong with Capcha these days, mods?

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>he doesn't use old captcha

ive become like a fucking captcha god

apartment buildings, street signs, cars, my brain now recognizes these before my eyes do

>>136381115
How do you use old captcha?

>>136381316
you have to buy pol membership first

>>136381316
oh for fucks sake

Google is using your shitposts to train their autonomous cars.

The more captchas you complete, the better their data. So now you know why it tells you "You seem to have mistyped the captcha"

>>136380986
>settings
>quotes and replying
>check legacy captcha
enjoy patrician text captcha and laugh at image captcha peasants

>>136381316
Settings > quotes and replying > legacy captcha

>>136381578
Thanks snek friend, now I dont have to train Jewgle algos

>>136381953
thanks

>>136380986
Why you not use legacy captcha renigger

>>136380986
Install linux and avoid the google botnets.

>Muh botnets.

Fucking poorfags the lot of you. Just give hiroshima pass shekels ffs

You know you're training google's driving cars right?

>>136382112
No I will not pay for a cuck pass.

I fucking hate the captcha on this site. It's obnoxious as fuck.

>Click on all big black cocks in the picture.
>lol, now do it again fagget.

>>136382122
Sometimes it tells me to click "cars" but theres only signs, so I click signs instead and the captcha accepts it, I'm causing the future car accidents?

>>136382041
I do now.

>>136380986
Pay for the chanpass. It's worth it to never see a dumb captcha

I can't believe the amount of new faggots here, are there any old fags left still reniggering

>>136381578
Don't forget anon needs to come mow my lawn as well before he can use legendcap

>>136382053
Captcha not work on Linux?

>>136382205
Pay hirohito with shekels or pay jewgle with data. Your choice

>>136382213
>American bringing big black cocks into concersation where it isn't relevant
Is anyone surprised?

>>136381921
>>136381953
faggots

>>136382260
I would hope so

>>136382284
The only shit thing is if your like me and wipe all your cookies and shit after each browsing session you have to remember to turn it on evry single fucking time.

>>136382535
You racist, anon? Superior black cock is superior. This must be said within the context of every conversation or our jewish friends will be oppressed! Stop oppressing our jewish allies by not mentioning the superiority of black cocks in every conversation, anon!

>>136380986
hiromoot wants you to buy 4chan gold you stupid goy

>>136382520
>implying I'm not using legacy captcha and typing nigger in for the second word they want to know.

>>136382665
the neighbors know you're a pedo
they can see you masturbating in the cold blue light of your screen

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Its alright sometimes

>>136381921
thanks anon

Sometimes I have to hit post without completing the captcha to force it to give me a new one.

>>136382871
Because that's the only legit reason to wipe your cookies and not to get rid of any tracking cookies websites download to help advertisers.

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>>136380986
its da jooz

>>136380986
Friendly reminder that captcha doxes you and assigns you a google account with every action you until you delete your browsing cache with CCleaner everytime you use it

>>136383059
yearh riiiight
you really give a shit about some stupid marketers building a profile of you? btw they already have one as you are far from unique and the entire industry is widely acknowledged as an ineffective scam

>>136380986
You can either be a good goy by helping google
Or by buying a 4chan good goy pass

>>136382931
>not clicking the beaners
pfff, if you need to use the google car training program, teach it wrong
>Cars => signs
>sings => cars/humans
>store front => gas station
>gas station => store front
be creative
btw, second word for Legacy ALWAYS Nigger

>>136383666
>Do I give a shit about cunts I dont know building a profile of me.
What a stupid fucking question.

>>136380986
>4chan settings
>posting
>legacy captcha

ez fix

>>136381953
Don't help the newfags you idiot, they'll be encouraged to stay.

>>136384014
I'm loving the numbers
2000 niggers
11000 niggers

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>>136383666
>remarked
Why not build up multiple profiles and teach it shit. Make marketeers use the wrong metrics

>>136384107
psychographics has been around since the 70s
accept your unimportance

>>136380986
>Super slow-motion
Are you using a bunch of cookie deleting and other privacy related plugins?
I have a theory that if you let google track everywhere they reward you by flagging you as a real user and give you one click captchas but if you do the opposite they treat you like a bot and try to slow you down as much as possible.

Legacy captcha has filtered the word nigger so you have to add an s and make it plural.

>>136384114
>>legacy captcha
Like typing my ass off is any better.
Gookmoot is making fat stacks from google for captcha bullshit.

>>136380986
Wow I forgot that shit existed.

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Captcha is a project being undertaken by Google (that is being funded by Jewish interests) which will support and develop the cognitive abilities of the self-aware entity they are building undercover.

>Select around the street sights
>Select the cars
>Select the centre of the mailboxes

These are all to improve the robot's recognition of objects. The overwhelming majority of people are contributing to this by accurately choosing squares or drawing around objects just to post, therefore aiding Google in creating their magnum opus. God knows what they're doing, but it's definitely working towards something huge.

>>136384291
>>136384587
Yeah. once had a coon st. nigger. Laughed 10 minutes straight. Legacy Captcha is nice for some cheap laughs
>Nigger
still works for me
captcha: strictly Nigger

>>136381115

Testing old captcha now

>Edit: it worked!

>>136380986
Get 4chanx.

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>>136380986
I haven't gotten a slow-mo at all this week, I don't know what the fuck changed. All week I've gotten "solve two signs/vehicles", and sometimes a single.

>>136384398
Cunts weren't tracking my movements 24/7 in the fucking 70s.
I just don't like the fucking idea that there is a cunt out there building up a profile of me, is that so fucking wrong?

>>136384626
I thought gook moot pays Google for the captcha

>>136381953
I love you.
Can you still nigger them?

Edit: Yes. Nice!

>>136384781

but then the fucking jews with their good goy SHUT DOWN any self-aware AI numerous times

WAIFUBOTS WHEN

>>136384851
Captcha been reasonable here as well. I reverted back to legacy last week or so because it got unbearable and retarded. Clicking images that faded out drives me nuts. WTF google?

>>136384788
Hmm just tried it worked

>>136385018
>I thought gook moot pays Google for the captcha
IDK then.
If he does he's getting dry anal raped. Someone needs to tell google their system is an unbearable cunt at times. I've had to wade through 5 or 6 puzzles at times.

>>136385224
It depends. Same as with the pictures sometime one needs to do multiple captchas. There are still enough shabbos doing Pajeets work for free
>5 captcha

>>136385566
Just checked its free.
Apparently this latest version that everybody is bitching about is actually suppose to know your human and let you through anyways forcing bots to solve captchas... if that's the way it's suppose to work gook moot is getting royally shafted because clicka box is insufferable repetitive crap.

>>136380986
I have never completed a 'House Numbers' capcha, as the tiles disappear after I press them.

Does this happen to anyone else?

>>136385206
I mean, if they're worried about bot solvers, why make it slower? If your objective is to identify actual humans, make it easier for the humans to be fast.

the things that piss me off about neocaptcha:
- the draw a line around (so rare I just skip it)
- having to solve two or five
- BUT MOSTLY THAT FUCKING SLOW FADE

For a while I would click on a few and when it was clearly a slow fade, I would reload it. I guess after a while I got put in penalty mode or something.

Anyone else member when mootles said most of the time we wouldn't even have to solve anything? So much for that.

When captcha was new, my IP address (I have static IP) was apparently in penalty mode, and every time I had to solve one. If I went somewhere else, sometimes I didn't have to solve one.

I think they've got a bunch of chucklefucks working at the captcha department that lost sight of their purpose and now get their boners off of fucking people over with stupid annoying shit.

>>136386342
Yes your supposed to keep clicking when the tiles reappear until no more house numbers appear. They fade in and out way too slowly.

>>136386342
they never worked. Same with roads. Best is go Legacy, or help teach googles self driving cars, that gas stations are store front

>>136386441
Proving your human is second priority for these chucklefucks collecting data for jewgle is first priority.

>>136386552
kek

>>136386555
It's just the 'House Numbers' test that doesn't work. Funny that we're gonna be a part of AI for some future intelligence.

>>136386555
Kek, poor pajeet In seven 11 gets Google car through the doorway

>>136386894
And when it speaks every second word will be nigger

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>>136386552
Wow, I haven't seen a house numbers captcha in months, maybe longer. Just stupid fucking signs and vehicles. At least I haven't seen one lately that ends up being "click all fucking 16 squares goy!"

I wouldn't mind so much if sloppy clicks didn't drag the fucking picture around. If I could click and drag to select four or six squares with one button press, that would be okay.

>>136381953
Thanks anon, you saved lots of anons 10 seconds of grief.

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This is what you are looking for in this thread.
>>136381953

>pic not related, pd: fuck google

>>136387115
ikr?

>>136380986
You newfags don't inow what it's like with no capcha

it's fucking unbelievable how bad recaptcha is, especially when you lose progress on like 5 paragraphs because of it. most rage inducing garbage encountered by mankind

This is a good thing, it's going to filter casuals.

>>136387189
Don't listen to this faggot, it's pure chaos and it's fun.

>>136380986
It's to make you want to buy the 4chan pass

>>136387189
it was much better than having a bunch of people adding fake captchas to their posts for reddit level (you)s

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>>136380986
The vehicle/road sign ones never authenticate on the first try, no matter how you do them. Some of them count having 1/10th of the slide filled with the object to be one that needs clicking, some don't.......

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>>136387189

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>>136386916
That's the plan
>>136386894
pic related

>>136387189
>implying
Bots fucking everywhere. This site was basically unusable without the captcha, it gitvthat fucking bad.

>>136384920
well yeah, kinda
it poses no real threat

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>>136380986
just use legacy captcha faggot

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>>136381921
Oh thank fuck you exist, anon. A mirrion thanks yews.

>>136387414
It's wrong to give a shit about my privacy.
Fuck off cunt.

>>136387407
I want to know how this tay thing went down. was it just a confirmation bias algo? if so thats a very intadesting prospect.

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I have legit had to do like six capchas to post something. Seems the more you are posting that day, the more you do. And it can get way out of hand.

>>136387437
>just use legacy captcha faggot
That's not his point you fucking spic.

>>136387407
twitter /pol/ is the best /pol/

>>136387647

So what's the point, you fat sharting fuck?

>>136387647
No but it's the fucking solution
Besides atleast I get the odd laugh out of legacy

Just solved: premier nigger

>>136380986
Anyone else develop a phobia of storefronts yet?

>>136387851
>So what's the point, you fat sharting fuck?
For the record. I'm not fat.
But you'll always be a worthless spic.

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Sometimes it's a picture from a local highway, that is kind of cool. And then there is the occasional total WTF.

>>136388194

w h a t ' s t h e p o i n t

get this fucking web extension and fucking turn on old captcha's you retards.

https://www.4chan-x.net/

>>136387632
Combination of /gpol/ figuring out how to "teach" her, /jidfpol/ making html edit screenshots to bait and /redditpol/ flooding twitter.
>>136387768
They are truly bot supported shitpost legions

>>136388245

>>136388165
no, but seeing foreign street signs makes me want to go outside more
fuckin jews

>>136388396
and of course /twitterpol/ doing /twitterpol/ stuff, but that should be obvious

>>136388321
I aint clicking that shit son

storefront = stormfront

kike = kite

gas the jew = sunglasses

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>>136388570
Then you're fucking retarded because it adds a lot of features

>>136388632
yes a retard...
Have fun feeding the data miner.
DAILY REMINDER
If you don't understand the source code, don't use it

>>136388632
>>136388687
>>136388718
4chan Pro makes me sad

>>136388632
>because it adds a lot of features
So does genital warts from a skank.
What's your point "retard"?

>>136388788

Nigger, every site you visit is data mining you.

>>136381921
>>136381953

Based anons

>>136388835
Your all four sending your data to mining cunts, you can go pro too, me personally anon I'm stick with traditional shit posting.

>>136388872
Yes, sure. But retards like you make it possible.
>Be me
>Have cleaned the catch and cookies 5 times since being ITT
>switching google profiles at least 5 times a day feeding it contradictionary data
>switching VPNs when not browsing 4chan
>Regularly clean registry
Whoever building my profiles, it is poor bastard. Who ever uses those profiles is a stupid jew going to lose money

>>136389230
So you're saying you're behind 7 proxies?

>>136389230
you worry me

>>136380986
Captchas train googles AI against BOTS. If you are too fast, they assume you are a bot, thats the reason you have to solve so many.

>>136389230
And this cunt >>136383666
Thought I was paranoid for wiping the cookies after each browsing session.

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>>136389328
You can not read, can you?
Read again >>136389230
line 5

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>>136380986
Never had this problem on Clover :^)

>>136389544
I wuz tryna read n shiet but i ges i ayent 2 brite

>>136389644
You're posting from a phone?
Poorfag detected.

test

>>136389527
>>136389452
Has nothing to do with paranoia, just knowing the game. I suggest you all go for two months into the polling and datamining industry. It is where the jew literally makes his plan, and where one can fuck up his whole operations by falsifying the input.

>>136389454
So that's what's happening? So you can't win then, there is no way to go fast. Well I'm using the old capcha now thanks to this thread.
This one is "best niggers"

Use pailbat

>>136388396
>Combination of /gpol/ figuring out how to "teach" her, /jidfpol/ making html edit screen

never underestimate your enemies. I know they thought this thing would just become sjw warrior princess. good job to all involved.

>>136381244

>>136389888
"Upper Macedonia, Northern Macedonia, or, the Republic of Macedonia (Skopje)."
Which one you like?

Just testing what elements I need for legacy captcha

>>136387087
>Thanks anon, you saved lots of summerfags 10 seconds of grief.

Ftfy

>>136380986
Force Noscript Captcha: Use the non-Javascript fallback captcha even if Javascript is enabled (Recaptcha v2 only).

4chanx

thank me later

>>136381244
new captcha is almost like a fucking game now

>>136389454

>being so autistic that google thinks you're a literal robot solving puzzles

>>136382213
>settings
>legacy Captcha
>never worry about the black cocks again

Nigger

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>>136390508
>tfw new captcha is actually training humanity to be able to fight the upcoming alien invasion

>>136380986
Fuck capcha

>>136389956
I know it has nothing to do with paranoia, I'm just not dedicated enough to go as far as you do.

>>136390451
4chanx sends data (including IP) too a till now non identified server
Unfortunately can't find the macro now tbhfam

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>>136380986
>not using legacy captcha
>being a phone cancer
Kill yourself normalshit.

>>136388632
The native extension as the same fucking thing, tho?

>>136391077
I would hazard a guess 90% of this site is now phone posters

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>>136380986
>not just getting a 4chan pass

Stay jewish, you tight cunt.

>>136389527
my point is that IT DOESN'T WORK
it's a scam - just like traditional adverts at best it only makes people aware of things
marketing as a system of social control is a meme

>>136391335
Give the jew the money, get cuckpass
Don't give the jew the money, your the jew

>>136391077
>implying legacy is not supported on phone

But you're wrong nigger faggot :^)

>>136381244
minimum 3 tiles for approval if failed skip next bam your done. dont pat your back too hard nerd pattern recognition is our jam.

>>136391518
It's supported but phone faggots are too lazy and retarded to type it.

>>136380986
>He won't spend $20 dollars to save time and frustration
>On a website he spends 90% of his time on
Captcha free master race

>>136381953
Great. More redditors can post at the speed of light thanks to Britain.

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>>136390940
>Far
That's not even far enough. Far would be to have multiple data sticks, only using anonymous sims, switching ISP every week, rebuilding rig every day, spoofing mac and cracking Imei. Not that I do it, that's for the carder and dnm vendors to do

>>136391026
i really don't care... i used to care back in the day but not any more.

>>136391451
>marketing as a system of social control is a meme
You couldn't be any fucking further from the truth if you wanted to be. It works anon. They know it works they have been perfecting since the Victorian era.

>>136391300
why would they do that?

>>136391704
>Not that I do it
i bet you are JUST about to do exactly that. but being this is IP tracking MSM site, you're fucked.

I will find you and I will dump all your shit right here

HAHAHAHA

>>136391451
You should read about Edward Barneys, the father of propaganda

>>136380986

STFU, AnonTalk supporter. A newb like you doesn't remember the time when spam was every other goddamned post on this site.

>>136391632
Nah iPhones dont support it from memory, or atleast they didn't use too.

The more woke you are the harder the captchas. My captcha antics start when I would make threads debunking psyops, warning about controlled opposition and etc.

pic captcha used to be easier then legacy until they started shutting it down. This first started happening to me like 9-10 months ago.

>>136381715
Jesus keking christ kek

>>136380986
using nu-captcha is bluepilled as fuck. You're basically training google's AI. No wonder it constantly goes "OOPS that one didn't count, do one more ;)"
Too bad switching to old captcha busted my 4chan x last time for some reason

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>>136387414
Fuck off cuck, no one wants to be spied on.

>>136391845
Honestly how often do you sit down at your pc, or rip out the laptop unless your doing work or gaming. Everybody does everything else on their phones.

>>136391991
T. Anon who can't read

Eh, as a previous anon said, training cars to drive themselves. At the very least you are helping create something useful.

>>136392532
Forgot a follow up, the ones where you have to pick until you don't see any more of X are fucking annoying.

>>136392355
if I'm shitposting here, it's that I'm taking a break from working on personal projects, which takes most of my free time, and which I indeed do on an actual computer

>>136387414
you will now receive the 3rd degree. buckle up buckaroo.

>>136380986
Nigger nigger nigeer

>>136391945
>but being this is IP tracking MSM site, you're fucked.
Plausible deniability, no name attached to IP, sims or devices
>I will find you and I will dump all your shit right here
please do, I wait. But if you are coming across an old lady, please consider doxing again, ok, she's a nice old lady. Oh and if you planned on looking for an open port and going trough my files, have fun with 4 Terra of shit.

>>136380986
>not using legacy captcha

jews

>>136381921
>>136381953
ty anons

>>136392760
man, get a life

>>136380986
thats why i switched to legacy captcha. that shit really was annoying as fuck, especially since they kinda "updated" it

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>>136393397
A new one? Na, I like mine how it is and the future looks bright

>>136391750
then why does a place like this exist? why is it becoming more popular?
Hiro doesn't give a fuck about content as long as it generates revenue and we don't have a marketing department
riddle me, wallaby

>>136380986

>>136394432
>4chan
>Generating revenue
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Please stop, I'm gone pee