AMA

>>136377528
Congrats.

But why do we need to fill you in?
You guys literally get to use phones everyday and have constant contact with the outside world.

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>>136377528
YOU DONT GET THE RANK OF E-4 SR AIRMEN.. (AKA BUCK SARGENT) RIGHT AFTER BMT

>>136377528
Not neccesarily. We do read and write letters, but phones are a definite no.

>>136377528
Why is the Air Force the best branch of the military?

>>136377528
How many dicks have you sucked so far?

>>136377528
How many missions havent been interupted cause you had to chase a ufo?

>>136378041
That's an extremely subjective question you just asked there. Are you baiting?

>>136378166
1,947

Why do you think anyone cares

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>>136378212
No, I actually do think the Air Force is the best lmao.

>>136378315

I didn't imply you did. I also just asked for people to fill me in. Promptly kill yourself pls

>>136378440
do you think this is just real life shitposting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYuP3ruJ05Q

>>136377963
You do if you exhibit exceptional leadership skills.

>>136377528
OFF WE GO, INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER

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>>136377528
Chad vs virgin memes

Magda pegowska the polish woman who had a child with a Somalian was memed to submission

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>>136378389
>tfw you will never get to pilot a B1 bomber and unload tons of unguided bombs on enemies

>>136378389
From which perspective are you talking?

Quality of life? Training? People? I think it's a bit brass to ourtight say one branch is better than the other. I;d say it's pretty subjective. Some branches are better than others when it comes to certain things.

You're a fucking crowbag. Get some time in.

>>136378652
100% false.

gtg

>>136379020
He's right you know. Fat chance you got rank out of basic

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>>136379136
F
This was the shittest LARP i've seen on here in a while.

>>136377528
>AMA

Reddit, why haven't you gone back?

>>136377528
Niggers are still chimps and kikes are still up to their usual usury. You haven't missed much.

>>136378652
No, no you don't

T. Ten years in air force

>>136378701
Youre going to find out extremely quick how wrong you are. The air force is political garbage and sometimes I regret joining that paper pushing branch

>>136377701
is this meme real?

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you missed intsersectional black feminist mathematics
http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9544

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>>136379750
Lol, yeah I think.
>be me
>be on Lackland AFB conducting business
>see recruits or whatever the AF calls them casually strolling about
>not even in formation
>not even marching
>all smiles and keks
>mfw

>>136377528
AFSC? Pls be comm

>>136379959
why are their gyms so nice? and why are there so many asian girls?

>>136380252
>why are gyms so nice
Because they have a fuckload of funding and a high ass standard of living.

>why so many asian girls
I have no idea, Im assuming the same reason anyone else joins AF, to have it easy while getting good benefits.

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>>136381637
>air force
>fighting on frontlines in nuke/bio attacks

Former SSgt here.

After basic you go to tech school. After that your 1st base. Almost half the guys I graduated with were kicked out of the military their first 1-2 years.

Also my favorite drill Sgt is in prison for murder.

Anyone thinking of joining I would say looking back get a career/job that does ops, almost any thing mission related.

When you get to your first base keep your ducking mouth shut or your shop will dissect you.

You are not important, to them or the mission. You will be a burden so listen and take notes.

Fuck your feelings.
You are probly young, and dumb.

Take some fucking pride in yourself and your work.

Newcomers are hated only through hard work will you fit in (or if you are funny drunk) (notice I didn't say think you're funny, you're probly annoying AF).

the 20% rule is in full force and almost every female and a third of the males will suck incredibly bad at their job.

Most of the time marriage or the 1st marriage will end in disaster so beware.

One recruiter told me he was divorced 3 times.

Again, go for the ops. Volunteer for every tdy or deployment you can.

Take advantage of the free education only after you are proficient in your primary duty, don't let it effect work, even one class a semester will add up over time for gen ed.

Do not get a dui
Do not do drugs
Do not get into fights
Don't kiss ass
Don't be a bitch
Don't be retarded.

Finally don't be a faggot, 90% of the AF is.

15 years ago I was green af and practicing fighting in nuclear and bilogical attacks from North Korea.

You may get that mission, hope you remember your mopp.

Good luck and don't make us look bad, if you're lucky you'll get to travel the world and fly in jets n shit, while not being a poor bitch.

What AFSC?
hopefully not a nonner

FYI: biggest news in past 7.5 weeks is that the Gay pride flag is now considered hate speech because it separates the colors.

T. Former jet mac, 912ars/319mxs/319ags

>>136381826
Fixed the typos.

Yes, F-16/A-10 squadron in Alaska. 1st reinforcement after the Zerg rush.

1-2 million special forces will spill out.

Hawaii Guam and Alaska will support/replace the dead/ hammered units.

Anything even close to NK will be getting juiced.

Japan, South K units and runways will be toast or at least recovering.

Front lines? The jets will be the units nectto the front line will become the frontline.

Maybe nuked, most likely radiation,
Blister agent
Nerve agent
Blood/choking agent
Dispersed in rockets.

Kill the supply/ support ppl and base not the jets.

No it's not the Marines but joining the AF will put you in harms way, a lot think it's a game and find out that pulling off the mission is no small task.

This is vs Korea, for China and Russia things would be a lot worse.

>>136377528
North Korea now has missile to hit all of the USA.

>>136383318
>tfw will never be an A-10 pilot and unload a stream of 30mm DU on norks
>feelsbadman.png

>>136378652
Jesus fuck you are a faggot, larp or not who would want to larp about being an airman? Of all the things on this board this ruffled the fuck out of my jimmies

t. 6 years, my joints and the prime of my life wasted in security forces

>>136385043
you ever based at mildenhall or lakenheath? I've had some good nights out with Security Forces lads from there.
T. Rockape

>>136385043
>SecFo
My condolences.
t. admin

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>>136377528
Grats airmen.
Not missing much.
CNN is now doxxing and hunting memers
Google is going batshit after someone reasonably stated why diversity of skin and gender is useless when it exists in an echo chamber.
And Venezuela happenings very soon.

>>136378041
The Air Force is a branch of the military like the Postal Service or UPS are.

>>136385446
No never made it out that way, do the names midyett and holmes ring a bell?
I was in okinawa and hawaii for my 6

>>136377528
>>136379585

So what's the deal with the space corps guys, I've been considering enlisting for ages but never really considered USAF until they said space marines were a possibility

>>136385582
>SecFo
Are we up on da block, nigger?
Only fresh boots, niggers and faggots call it secfo

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>>136377528
Why weren't you a non-fag and join the actual military (Army or Marines)
>t. Salty Army Vet that watched you faggots get royal treatment

>>136386450
My cousin was in the 21 day push to baghdad,in kuait before the invasion he told me that they were staying in temper tents in the parking lot of the hotel the airforce was staying in lol

>>136382079
Spot on advice for OP.

>>136385766
Midyett definetly rings a bell. Anyway, good lads.

>>136386883
We had (((airmen))) do training with us on several occasions. They wanted to LARP as infantry, so we gave them the experience.

One told us he was getting substandard living pay staying in barracks with us.

>>136385043
>Security Forces
LOL

I shouldn't be laughing, I'm sorry anon. How many ID's do you check in a day, and how many awkward greetings have you had?

>>136377528
how's Colorado springs?

>>136382079
You forgot

>Don't oversleep on workdays

This is a real problem

>>136387478
BMT is in San Antonio I thought?

>>136387312
Haha nice! It really is a small world, tell him a bro from the 647th says what up!

>>136387477
No shit probably in the hundreds of thousands if not millions
I have the beginings of arthritis in my left hand from flipping CACs
Hands down the worst part of the job

>>136386450
So what if we got substandard living allowance while 1 person per chu while army was two to a room, and didn't get substandard in Iraq... Christ we substandard just living on Ft. Dix for our predeployment training.. sorry army living sucks, but thats the green weeine for you.

>>136378389
The navy has more planes and actually sees combat. The Air Force is just logistics

>>136377528
>not joining the Army or Marines to do a combat MOS
What's it like to be a literal welfare queen?

>>136387459
I beleive it. In my young airman days i thought i was a bad ass grunt. Most of us do, i eventually realized that we are only slightly less pog than the pogiest pogs
I have mad respect for you guys now.
Typing this made me reflect and good god i was a cringy geardo for my first few months at my first base im so glad i grew out of that

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>>136387900
It is. Anon is a dumbass civilian that knows nothing about the military. Probably thinks we fight Israel's wars too

>>136377528
kill yourself in techschool so that everyone in your training sq has to go to 12 "don't kill yourself" meetings and some of your buddies can claim "mental health" concerns and skip a few days of class.

>>136377963
We don't call it "buck sgt" anymore, faggot
>>136378652
HA! HAHAHAHA!

>>136377983
Grill in my school (Italy if you didn't notice the flag) had a boyfriend in AF tech school but they broke up this May/June. I know writing this is useless as there are thousands of you, but it would be an amazing coincidence if you or anyone else ITT knew anything about it.

>just graduated BMT as well
>stuck at Lackland for tech training
Holy hell I want the heat to end

>>136377528

Where are the Jews sending you first?

>>136378652
No you don't. 18 months TIS, 12 months TIS minimum

is this one of those jew ops posting to get neet 12 year olds to sign up to die for israel?

>>136385043
I know that feel friendo.
T. Missile field defender