Slovak choice

>>136355228
yes please

>>136355228
Upper half - Poland, because of the language and being Slavs
Bottom half - Hungary, because over 0.5M of Hungarians live there

>>136355228
Real question is: will we finally get common boarder with our brothers hungarians?!

>>136355410
>>136355539
>>136355593
We need Slovakanons for the answer

czech republic but this time we'll call our nation Slovako-Czechia

>>136355727
Read the thread comment, mate>>136355228

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>>136355228
Pic rel should be the rightfully clayed answer.

Just like Poland, Lusieta, the polish parts of belarus and czechia it should merged in the one western slavic country that reaches from Budyšin to Košice and from Ustka to Český Krumlov.
sorbian, czech and slovak are mutual interchangeable to a huge extend anyway

>>136355228
to ukraine

By Czechs.

>>136355873
Better kys.

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leave slovakia alone you gopnik shits

>>136355850
I like the idea of integrating the Lusatia and Silesia, but totally disagree with any other area annexation by Czechia

>>136355789
Too old, you would get yourselves annex ASAP

>>136355904
Not an option, also, we´re too different

>>136355873
Lol, nope

>>136355917
Indeed

>>136355943
Never

>>136355228
Should merge with Slovenia
And become Slovako-Slovenia or Sloveno-Slovakia

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>>136355228
unite with czechia to form moravia

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I just want to be friend again with my bro Czech, but he keeps bulling me

>>136356257
moravia already exists, its the eastern half of czech rep.

>>136356194
>No land connection
You really liked Alyeskan situation, didn´t you?

>>136356257
Hue, Moravia is great and all, but we Bohemians are too numerous to not get all above them

Slovaks aren´t much similar to us, they would suffer with the atheists

>>136356290
STFU, you got your independence, we welcomed you into the Union in 1918 as brothers
Now tell me, who? Poland or Hungary or both?

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only consensual merger though, Slow vaks are kawaii. When they are ready, we can rebuild the old Kingdom. Just keep safe until then.

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>>136356290
We also could become capitalist state after war, but he was bully and choose gommunism


I want America to take us, so our economy can grow a lot, I don't mind being army base

>>136356610
Hue, no clay for Poland? Really?

>>136356614
Russians helped liberate us, so the sheeple chose them, we nobles already knew, there is gonna be shit coming onto us

America is too far and you´re landlocked

>>136355850
Tuž tažke jsi Serb?

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>>136356735
Slovaks wanted capitalism, but there were more votes from Czech site, stop pretending you bully.

>America is too far and you´re landlocked
I think our state would make great tactical position, but they already have bases around EU, so yeah.

Both Polaks and Magyars are shit, they are poor fucks nobody wants to merge with them.

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>>136356976
Also we have the stuff THEY WANT
our wine and our natural sources or mineral water.
If we could exploit this, we would destroy every one of us. (polaks,magyars,czechs)

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>>136357157
>us.
I mean you

>>136356976
>>136357157
>>136357199
Hue, this grammar, truly, your education is the best

You know, when the serfdom was abolished, a lot of former Czech serfs voted for the left since then

I want to be annexed by Austria desu!

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>>136356976
>>136357157
čučoriedka

>>136357331
Also, your economy was built up out of the Czech taxes, so keep calm

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Haj, alu jen jazykyu aho druhýa jazyk.
A tepruve aby Sors naštvail, Zastarować vaší kultura spoštívu (((woni)))

>>136357668
was for>>136356800

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>>136357331
>>136357445
>>136357482
Why do you have to bully me gomies ?

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>>136355539

Why are all these small slavic countries all in their own seperate countries when in the end they are all still slavic?

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>>136357734
Because we can't stand each others, look at balkans

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Don't touch us or we will send you Babiš v2 and v3.

Also gypsies will soon outbreed both slovaks and hungarians so it doesnt matter.

>>136357734
(((why)))

>>136357711
You call this bullying? Hah, you belong to Hungary for that, the decision is final

That way, you will atleast know, what bullying is. Is it certainly not a massive investment in totally poor lands like we Czechs did since 1918

>>136357734
separate languages, culture, and history. The only thing that keeps a big confederation from forming are the EU, russia and ((them)) pulling everyones tails all the time

>>136357837
Babiš is a comical relief, because we forgot, what the Slovak retardness is like, that was the only reason some of us voted for him, just for lolz, like Americans for Trump

>>136357811

That doesn't answer my question - if you are all just Slav's why do you hate yourselves then? are slavs the only ethnicity who can't form stable group cohension?

>>136357734
Slavic is an excuse. There are mongols in the east, and turks in the south. I'd say there are around 4 slavic countries

>>136357997
imagine being invaded and occupied for centuries, aswell as the same happening to all your slavic neighbours. It was everyone for themselves here. Stupid fucking australian

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>>136357850
Slota-sama will protect us from your and magyar bullying
>>136357997
Because we never existed you dummy. We only larp as "Czech" or "Slovak"

Also can some Hungarian explain to me what happend to your economy?

It looks like shit now.

>>136355228
Poland for the language. I'd much rather stay a sovereign state though.

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>>136358115

Times change, you could have formed a new empire, so who's the stupid one now?

>>136358216
youre the retard not realizing i covered this witty retort of yours in my previous reply to you, kys dumbcunt

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>>136358305

so you're telling me, that all these German barbarian tribes, being invaded and occupied for centuries as well as happening to all their neighbors could form their own monolithic Germanic empire yet Ivan couldn't?

>>136358211
Let's stay sovereign together anon, let's bully Czech gommies

>>136358592
you obviously know nothing about european history, we didnt exist for another 400 years or so since the date of your .jpg. Please goy

>>136358592
They were all speaking German language and have been been in a de-facto singular state for a thousand years
Slavs don't speak one language and don't have common history

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>>136357997
Czech have one of the ugliest language I have ever heard. Every word sounds like it is being sad by someone with 10 brooms up their ass.

"Buráaaaky"
"no jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"a proč neeeEEE?"
"to nemyslíš váaažne no ty jooo no ty voleeeE"

>>136358958
takhle mluví jenom spodina, also I think slovak language is cute as fuck. Do you have lot of aryan blondes over there?

I want big Slavic alliance stop with rightfull clay fucking jews.Like other anon said we get outbreed even with gypsies so thats why they dont send many refugess here we have took the poison long ago.Unite or perish

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>>136358958

>>136356257
>Ukraine existing in any form
>Turkey still existing in Europe
not sure I can get behind this map.

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>>136359041
Yeah we have they fuck niggers and dont even know how to cook

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V4 should stick together , there are bigger threats right now . Look what happened in Yugoslavia faggots...

>>136355228
Hungary!
>include Austria next
>include Poland next
>include Czech republic next
>BTFO anglos this time
>become friends with putin
>nuke the fuck out of chinks, israel and mekka
>chemtrails the mediterranean into freezing over
>mow down the african migrants with aircraft
>world fixed.

>>136358592
slavic is not ethnic group, but linguistic. Following the most famous larps
Polish=Sarmatian
Czech=Celt
Belarusians=Neuri
Russians=pure slavs + vikings
Serbs= Iranians
Croats=Iranians/Illyrians
Bulgars=Persians
Macedonians=Macedonians
Ukrainians=Iranians+Khazars+Cossacks+Slavs(Ukraine was an euroasian melting point of all of the civilisations before Rome)

>>136359371
we dont have sandnigger / gyppo blood unlike yugoslavia tho

Daily reminder that Czech Republic, Slovakia, Slovenia, Croatia, Serbia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Bułgaria, Belarus and half of Ukraine are rightful polish clay.

>>136359472
>Ukraine
>not Crimean Tatars

>>136357959
Quite bad comparison, because only thing Babis done was tightnening screws. Most of his ministers were cunts.
And I don't believe people voted for him for lulz. A lot of people is secretly impressed by his thievery.

>>136359751
lol ok

>>136359751
eu4 is just a game wojtek

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We either go ancap or we crown Kotleba as our king.

>>136358958
>Helevolevepšoknedlozelo, no YOOOO psiskogoulashbohneexistuje

>>136358132
Lmao
>>136358138
You no longer get subsidised by the Czechs
>>136358211
This guys gets it
>>136358603
Lol, cute
>>136358958
Oh, the language of serfs, I think I recognise like one or two words of it
>>136359213
Lmao, like Poland
>>136359472
True

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>>136359044
Let's be one unitary country
We will be stronger together
Poles will still speak Polish language
Slovaks - Slovakian
Czechs - Czech language

We will safe our own culture and be happier
We are west slavic brothers

>>136359841
Dude, Babiš just reclassified some roads as the motorways, even though, they´re not finished, he basicly wanted to stay all the eternity at the top doing nothing

>>136359858
Yeah

>>136359901
You Slovakplebs got even worst gypsy-infested language

>>136359901
check'd and kek'd

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>>136359901
How about not doing self destructive bullshit anon

>>136358138
Socialist government between 2002-2010.If Orbán had stayed in power during those years we would be Czechia-tier now

>>136360190
Nah I want nukes.

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>>136355228
come home Habsburg men

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>>136359371
>>136356184
also i forgot this

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>>136359472
We also LARP as Sarmtians,Goths,Jews,Celts,Tribals,Illyrians and Romans.

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>>136361003
I am sure Kotlebas engineers will make it happen

>>136361186
Sincerely fuck off
>>136361257
YES, FUCKING YES
Let´s all LARP as the Jews, so we get all the gibs from Germany
>>136361291
Lol, pisspoor Slovakia, I love it

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>>136361291
do you think they wont?

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>>136361399
The image is from India
>>136361458
>Le they give money le give them crown
No you dummy, they have no plan whatsoever, all they do is larp.
He isn't politician, the only thing he can lead are filthy skins

>>136361761
Fuck of liberal faggot

>>136355789
lasting impressive 18 years

>>136355228
Felvidék, as its name suggests, is Hungarian

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>>136361927
Open your fucking eyes sheeple, it's the exactly same tactic America used for fucking decades
>Le hur dur brother le hurt dur culture
market > culture

>>136361761
>>136362221
This guys gets it

Also, atheism is profitable, you can work even the sundays

>>136362428
>Also, atheism is profitable, you can work even the sundays
Every human need some philosophy.
Atheism isn't bad, but it's only starting point and very dangerous one.

I would prefer some neutral philosophy Like east does.

Because it stops people from thinking "why am I here ?" "what's the meaning of life" etc.
These questions lead to many dangerous changes.

I could elaborate but that would make long /x/ post

>>136363128
You seem to be intellectually limited
Atheism gives those questions answer desire even more

>>136363337
>Atheism gives those questions answer desire even more
can you reform that sentence ?

>>136359472
you forget that we also were larping as vandals

>>136363554
Of course, I would love to

Well, basicly atheism, as a belief, that there is no god gives a motivation to explore other alternatives of the whole being there and live.

Like Protestantism encouraged to explore the God by simply advancing in science

Why did Czechoslovakia even fall apart

>>136363942
Slovaks wanted their own state
No wonder, we Czechs (serfs) elected communists in 1946 and they got into the communism with us

The communists still ruled after the revolution, even though they were pretending to be democratic, so Slovaks freed themselves

>>136363841
>motivation to explore other alternatives of the whole being there and live
That's exactly what I said earlier.
And most of these alternatives are things like Nihilism, Chaoism, Low-chaoism, Paganism.
Most of which are hedonistic.

A lot of big occultists started as atheists, and they ended up as hedonists

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Hand Slovakia over to me!

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>>136364272
you can take me

>>136364194
Occultism was always there since time immemorial. Hedoism is one of the seven deadly sins present also in some christians.

All the ideologies can be accepted or viewed or totally ignored

I for myself find Nihilism quite edgy, but in the end, I am just an atheist, because I don´t want my descendants to be slaves of the church like my ancestors were to the Catholic before Hus

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>>136364445
You are mine! <3

>>136364272
Expat?

>>136364718
No, I am an Anglo and I want a little friend.

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>>136364571
>All the ideologies can be accepted or viewed or totally ignored
But that's not good if you want to control your state, right ?
>>136364802
Please don't bully me like czech

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>>136364802
Okay but no bullying.

>>136364186
Why did they want their own state? just because of communism or?


I thought you guys were really similar and never understand why it split up

>>136364906
>>136364977
I want to help Slovakia. Such a pure and innocent country. I wish I could learn Slovakian to make you feel more comfortable.

>>136363833
Shit, we need to decide, we cannot larp every next time as someone else.
>Sarmatians
obviously
>Jews
considerable
>Levites
same as above, but more precise
>Goths, Wandals and other germanic bullshit
I don't really like this one
>Danes
meme potential, but nothing more
>White Serbs and White Croats
makes connection with iranian tribes, so it is pretty good
>Avars
stupid
>Bulgarians
unprofitable, yet easy to make to it look legit
>Angels and Seraphins
it would be too much
>People in straight line from Adam
there is one book which connects us with Adam and claims that Poland as direct descendant of first humans i the only rightful country in the world "Jedynowłasne państwo świata"

>>136364802
How inbred are you?
>>136364906
The state is of the people, democracy is one way, the monarchy is other

>>136365085
(Former) communist politicians ruining the industry by totally selling it out to the foreign firms

>>136365181
gene splicing experiment between Grey aliens and Chimpanzees

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>>136365497

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>>136365181
typical polan posting

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>>136365085
It's quietly complicated.

There were let's say, many "factions" ? And every one of them wanted something else.
The last "factions" were nazis, who "fought" for "our" state, and the people thought we really have our own state when we became "Slovak" State even tho we were just German fuck toy.

Then we were Fuck toy of gommunists,


So you might say the fact that we were jealous of czechs because they were the MVP
+ Uncle Hitler telling us that we are sovereign made us believe that we will be good on our own.

>>136365092
Don't the language is going to die soon anon, let the whole world speak bong

>>136365434
>The state is of the people
R-right

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The right solution to everything in eastern europe

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>>136365434
We aren't actually that inbred. How can a country composed of Britons, Picts, Gaels (Celts), Norse, Normans, Angles, Saxons, Jutes (Germanics), French and dashes of other European groups he inbred?

You sound mean. No wonder the Slovaks are traumatised.

>>136365785
But I hear that you sound very cute. How can I let your cute little culture die out? Please come with me and you'll be in a world of pure protection.

>>136365785
>Don't the language is going to die soon anon, let the whole world speak bong
kys

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>>136365913
stop stealing slovak girls, they are rightful czech clayy reeeeeeeeeeee

>>136365913
>you sound very cute
women do, and that's because when women speak English they sound like whores. So any other language is good.
>>136366063
It's true, it's old language, it needs reform.
Give it couple more years and every world will be foreign

>>136366172
Don't you dare hurt Slovakia.

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>>136366323
bring it ahmed

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>>136366282
Please don't speak badly of yourself. I love you.

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>>136366372
Time to keep little Slovakia safe...

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>>136366405
B-but we are b-both boys anon

>>136365785
Indeed, whats the matter?
>>136365819
Genetic diversity, really?
>>136366172
They are fucking disgusting religious fanatics, have Austrian chick instead

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>>136355228
Polak, Węgier — dwa bratanki,
i do szabli, i do szklanki,
oba zuchy, oba żwawi,
niech im Pan Bóg błogosławi.

Lengyel, magyar – két jó barát,
Együtt harcol s issza borát,
Vitéz s bátor mindkettője,
Áldás szálljon mindkettőre.


Pole and Hungarian brothers be,
good for fight and good for party.
Both are valiant, both are lively,
Upon them may God's blessings be.

>>136366608
>Indeed, whats the matter?
Humans need leader, that's the basic animal behavior, and one will emerge from the group.

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>>136366557
Does it bother you?

>>136365085
>both sides had politicians who exploited czechoslovak question as vehicle to power
(czechs were claiming to subside poor slovaks, slovaks claimed their resources were wasted in centralized Prague)
slovak parties who pushed nationalist slovak meme get majority in elections, tried to push czech, czechs said "fuck it, let's split" and it happened.
even though according to polls 70% of population was against it.
constitution required referendum to split it, it never happend.

Our great-grandfathers were raping bolsheviks in russia to make czechoslovakia happen and our mafia 90s politicians split in no time.
it's shame it happend, really.
we are still bros as a people

>>136366608
Bullying Slovakia, really?

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>>136366807
w-well, it's f-forbidden love.

>>136366875
isn't there a movement to implement a referendum to reunite the countries

>>136366694
Yeah, I agree with that, but we can´t ignore the whole, while living under one
>>136366892
How the fuck am I bullying Slovakia exactly, Anglo?
Fucking Czechs invited Slovaks to our state for their benefit (because Daddy Masaryk wanted his father´s and Štefánik´s nationality being present). Most of our taxes went to Slovakia to built things like flats and stuff. Bullying only in a form of democratic process, but it´s their fault, that they´re not as numerous as the others. Lol, you should know, as the ones, who oppressed the Irish.

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>>136366983
That only makes it better. <3

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>>136366608
you should learn to appreciate a good christian girl a tad more cunt, maybe even pick up the bible you heretic

>>136367258
But the Irish aren't Slovaks so it's okay.

>>136355228
annexed by those swarthy hungarians? no way! hungarians are swarthy and midgets

>>136367065
i'm not aware of it, we are both in EU superstate so it's not even talked about.
czechzit with V4 federation(that's just a wet dream and nothing more) is more likely then czechoslovakia again.

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>>136367258
>>136367280
See what he is saying about me my Anglo friend, it hurts

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Didnt slovaks accept refugees?

>>136367308
Heretic? Are you anti-theist?
I am heathen compared to the Christian, retard
I´ve read all the "holy texts", they were all too outdated.
Good christian girl... lol, I communicated with "good christian" Slovak (retarded) girl from /pol/. Guess what? She blamed me for my entire nation of atheists and hedonists, even though she wanted to fuck me at first.

>>136367425
>Implying, that Slovaks are less valuable than the Irish
Fuck you
>>136367553
Fuck off, whiny bitch and get annexed by Hungary

>>136367258
You can't please everyone, and if you wont enforce some rules, someone will soon replace you and make their own monarchy

>>136367553
Hush, child. I will not let him hurt you any longer. The Islanders will save you.

>>136367672
You have awful reading comprehension. If it's okay to bully the Irish because they aren't Slovaks then that implies that the Irish are inferior to the Slovaks, which is true.

>>136360128
i could actually stand behind this. and magyar could be our sworn ally. like rohan to gondor

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>>136367672
>whiny bitch and get annexed by Hungary
G-goodbye world.

>>136368071
I am here to protect you. Don't let that Czechnigger bully you.

>>136367855
Yeah, the Irish are worthless compared to Slovakbros
>>136368071
JK, mate
You still have more fuckable and less retarded chicks than Hungary and Poland and everything east and east-south of you

>>136367563
thanks fico

>>136355539
Lol 0,5 mil of hungarians which are so trash that even hungarians living in Hungary don't want to associate with them.

Low-educated - they can only grow bell peppers, tomatoes and farm pigs. That's all they can do. Even their food skills are shit compared with the skill of native hungarians.

Sooo... they're just white trash slovaks larping as hungarians because muuuuh great austro-hungarian legacy.

>>136356257
>Euskaria

>Randomnamesaria

>>136368293
Hungarians were the ones, who decentralised our beautiful empire

>>136368200
do you have discord?

>>136355228
I heard a lot of weird shit about Slovaks in Prague, worse in Budapest, but man, I honestly had a good time. They seemed like slightly less angry Poles (the Slavic ones) and the Hungarian ones just... well, they were Hungarian. The only question was, "Pálinka or/vagy/alebo Pálenka?" The answer is always "Mindkét, az biztos" or "Oba, iste."

>T. American fruit liquor guy

Ah, but I would always be happy to drain someone's gönci barackpálinka. And they had a lot of it in Slovakia, too! Even the non-Magyar Slovaks liked it.

>>136368655
Basicly, give a Czech nationalist steroids and you get an average Slovak

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>>136355228
>subhuman poles
>magyars
Fuck both, this is the only acceptable choice.

>>136369189
>ebin ww2

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>>136355228
New Jagellon Union when

>>136355228
are you Kuba Cimerman

>>136369189
True, but I just wanted to get some Slovaks on /pol/
>>136369252
Intermarium, lol
>>136369334
Nope, I am Bohemian noble

>>136369252
>imperium osmanskie
nope

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>>136355228
SOON!

>>136370055
Oh really? Why should empire even be extended to Galicia, Bosnia and the Greater Hungary?
Austrians, Czechs, Slovenians and Croats would make an impressive local power already

>>136369179
So if I give a Slovak meth, do I get a Czech nationalist?

>>136371290
Exactly

>>136355228
OP here
To all the anons
After all the considerations, I thought, that Slovakia instead should annex Hungary and Slovakise the populace, thus creating a bridge between the Slavs and thus making Slavic Union possible (but not for Czechs, because we´re basicly LAPRing Germans. Go to Prague one day, if you don´t believe me, it´s the least Slavic city ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f18OZkRw4V0