The abseloute state of the UK

>>136352363
Look at the size of those weapons, if you catch my drift.

what does the cookie monster have to do with knife crime in the uk?

I have an urge to go to the U.K. and start knifing people.

>>136352715

But knives are illegal so you can't.

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>>136352363
>Essex

>>136352422
Britbros, are these memes about the cops in the UK true?
Do they actually make those cringy thought-police tweets?
Is "bin that knife" real?

>>136352428
God I wish she was lactating

>>136352363
the uk is what a dystopian future looks like

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>>136352824

It's all real.

better throw away all my screwdrivers

>>136353035
Whats the crime?

>>136353202
Fighting for your rights

>>136353202

Going to the gym and making friends is a sign of right-wing extremism and will put you on a terrorist watch-list.

>>136353035

What was done wrong here. I'm totally confused.

>>136352592
he has a big dick

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>>136352363

>be chav
>consume my 3rd gallon of malt liquor from a plastic jug
>put on my best burberry hat
>tuck a screwdriver into my trainer and hide it under my track pants
>go out for a night on the town
>see that cookie monster is calling me a coward
>immediately save a life and bin that knife

Surely thats how it works, right??

>>136353374
using a gym suggests building an aggressive nature that could cause societal problems

>>136353374
read youth action at the header of the text and the fact that the invite could be a 'rally'

or im totally fucking wrong

>>136353474
*harboring

>>136352824
Yes and its fucking awful.

>>136352824
... yes.

>>136353260
>>136353240

mkay.

>>136352592
infantilization of the adult population is key to destroying a nation

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>>136352363
Is there some reason Britbongs aren't urinating and defecating in those?

>>136352592
Bureaucrats make an advertisement.

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IMASHINE MOI SHOC WHEN I TRI TO GO BI A FORK AND GET AXED FA MI EYE DEE

You see we've been saying it for years. It's a slippy slope when it comes to government. Eveytime you give up any right in the name of security you get that much closer to being a slave to the state. I'll never give up my guns NEVER! Citizens without arms will inevitably be sheep to the slaughter.

>>136352363
UK is going full 1984. Your demise will serve as a lesson to the rest of the world.

>>136353763
Usually too close to police station

>>136353035
I went through the whole thing just now - the whole Choose Your Own Adventure thing. Was hoping for a Heil Hitler button at the end.

>>136352363

All I see is tools there. Only cowards refuse to carry a knife and a screwdriver. Seriously, there's work to be done. Pitter patter.

>>136353763
Just toss a small fish in there. It will look like a knife from a distance but will stink up the whole box

>>136352715
I have an urge to go to the U.K. and start tightening screws in public.

>>136354831
I love how they refuse tell you what that particular group stands for, nor describes them as violent before hand. What a stupid, useless waste of funds that was. Since it was British, I'm going to assume that it was a group rallying for a mandate requiring all Brits to use a saucer when they use a teacup. Probably violent as hell.

>>136352948
>she

>>136352363
why does everyone call everything cowardly

>>136353035
BIN THAT GYM

>>136356082
It's basic shaming tactic. Has been useful for as long as mankind has existed.
>Urag p sure you can't take on that mammoth alone u cunt coward
Urag dies.
>George u coward p sure u don't dare to walk in north-London without knife
George dies.

>>136352363
Don't be a coon!
Bin that spoon!

>>136356635

F Urag

This islamophobia will not stand!!!

>>136352592
There was a cookie monster related attack in a tescos back in -06
>things got real real nasty
>lot of good lives, tasty brews and biscuts lost, left and broke that day.
Truly a sad time for britan and therefore the world

>>136353424
Yes. Yes it does.
Crime and knives are illegal

>>136354317
Just had to bring your guns into it can tell your american

>>136357168
>Just had to bring your guns into it can tell your american
Well, he's right.

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>>136352363
When is Sorry Day this year, cobber?

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>>136352363
>The sun never sets on the Empi-

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>>136352363
>levels of cognitive dissonance exiting atmosphere

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Guess which city in the UK pic related is from

>>136353035
Britbong that lives in that police area here.

Luton is a town in that area and is one of the most Islamified areas of the UK, nobody white really goes there anymore because we dont want to get stabbed by a paki. Beds police are scared about radicalisation of muslims there but also because as the demographics change and the remaining whites get WOKE about whats going on an losing their European identity they're trying to combat right wing radicalism too.

>>136352422
You need to bin that pepe, lad.

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>Good thing we banned gu-

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>Oi bruv you got a license for that spoon?

>>136357572
>I live 5 minutes walk from this exact spot
I fucking hate bradford

>>136357168
"Haha dumb burger doesn't like the thought of being a serf"

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>>136357724
Christ i'm sorry m8

>>136357525
>>136357630

Why are brit cops so fucking pathetic

>>136357572
This looks like a Star Wars

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>>136357572
This is pure unadulterated horror

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Bin that knife and fuck my wife! Goodnight Western civ

>>136353035
post the one where the guy simply redrew the borders of the EU into Roman ones and the police got triggered

>>136352363
It's for the blacks really. They have to pretend that stabathons in cities with huge Nig populations are a "youth issue", but EVERYONE knows it's near entirely a black problem.

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>only cowards are prepared to defend themselves with honor

Really tho this isn't a meme anymore I'm getting worried

>>136357525
Fucking hell...

The thing is if they straight up floored that fucker, you can guarantee "POLICE ASSAULTS POOR BLACK MAN!" would be splashed around the papers etc.

Also doesn't help they're now recruiting gays and cucks by the thousands (see all the LGBT police posts).

/sigh. Great Britain ey. I'm nearly 30 and SO much has changed just in my lifetime.

>>136356516
i cant breathe

>>136352363

Is she a uk 10/10?

>>136352592
The lady who started it, her teenage son was stabbed to death while trying to protect a friend. And he had a tattoo of Cookie Monster on his ass.

I am not making this up.

http://www.onlycowardscarry.org/only-cowards-carry-from-the-beginning/

>>136358109
Solid 7/10 in the UK

>>136358149
>her teenage son was stabbed to death while trying to protect a friend. And he had a tattoo of Cookie Monster on his ass
well now I'm just laughing

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fixed last thing is a tree branch

>>136358238
>no assault bike wheel
Shit's no joke m8, my friend lost his mum to a bike tire

>>136357723
Careful, you'll get ASBO'd for that type of behaviour!

>Handed in me butter knives like a good Brit
>Had to butter my crumpet this morning by rubbing the whole block of butter against it

knives were never a problem until mass immigration happened.

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>>136352824

Yes, sadly. Only ones you can take seriously are the fire arms officers but they're constantly shit on in the media ever since one guy blew his load in Juan Charles Jimenezezes face.

>>136357630
There's no doubt that the nigger was laughing through his teeth, what a fucking disgrace

>>136358198
There's a photo of his underage ass tattoo in that video. I can understand going mad with grief and trying to collect old knives and screwdrivers and things, but why humiliate your poor dead kid like that?

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>>136357572

Fucking hell. That picture gets me every time.

We didn't vote for this. No one did. We've been betrayed.

>>136352363
>be britbong
>bin my knife
>get acid thrown on face

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Enoch Powell was right.

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>>136359167
>We didn't vote for this. No one did. We've been betrayed.
pic related m8

Leftists love to call cowards people doing mass killing or carrying weapons. I just don't understand the logic, if you have a will to fight then that makes you coward?

This country is becoming a scary place to live. The government is taking away more and more if our rights everyday, and nobody seems to care.

As much as mass immigration and Islam is a problem, it pales in comparison to the UK turning into a China level dictatorship.

>>136359896
people got a lot of debts they worry about.
you have to have the job,the house and the car etc.
they won't revolt in our society until they lose consumer goods access, anything else can go hang.

>>136359520

Not to mention that those "courageous" leftists fear mspaint frogs and edited wrestling gifs out of all things.

>>136358699
I hope you didn't wrote that as an excuse to this nonsense.

>>136352363
I wonder if the licence holders for the Sesame Street product know Cookie Monster has been plastered on these stupid things.

>>136353035
Why the fuck haven't a bunch of drunk people started torching police cars yet?

>>136352824
They actually tried it with The Mogg no less and of course he gleefully took the piss. His phone call to one of the morons ended up her autistic screeching at him down the phone.

>>136355147
thats, no a bad idea. IS there a way to fuck up the openings on those boxes that wouldn't seem to sucpicious? Like gluing something over the opening or something

>>136360703
its fucking true ya cunt.
When I was a kid we didn't carry knives, using a knife for fights in was unheard of in English culture.

40 years later country is flooded with 3rd world fucksters and every day in the news Mjongo Mbongo 18 from London has been stabbed to death.

Teenage murder was shocking once, now it is a daily event, if it aint the immigrants you tell me what the cause is?

>>136352363
>> why do any of their cops have guns then?

>>136352774
Lmao

>> you cant

I literally thought like this when I was 11 years old

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>>136355147
BIN THAT FIN

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>>136358699

Nah. Scotland's been stabbing itself since the 50s.

Why not get a group of guys with masks and begin stalking cops after work, Catch them coming out of a pub or something and break their knees or something. At least make them pay for this shit

>>136361080
Its "immigrants"

>>136361080
Its your lack of tolerance, now spread your ass cheecks wider

>>136361080
Horseshit.
Teddy boys back in the fifties carried switch blades. It didn't get too out of hand until much later and while I agree the influx of wogs made it much worse the general shiteness there was always gang violence.
Mods vs Rockers, skinheads vs lefties (often punks) and football hooliganism.

Locally we had the oddest of things a gang known for carrying straight razors made up of young deaf guys. The dummies sounded like a joke until you got your face slashed.

>>136361446
scots are not normal.
even the romans couldn't be bothered to try and civilise them.

>>136361570
did the Teds stab each other to death daily?
did the Mods stab each other to death daily?
did the Punks stab each other to death daily?
&c.

>>136361473
It isn't the beat cops causing this.
It's the SJW university graduates and political appointees. Yes that cancer has spread to the police.

>>136360693
Who doesn't look up to heroes like Breivik or Dylann Roof who bravely shot up unarmed, innocent civilians.. real brave

>>136361080
>floods himself with immigrants unwilling to integrate
>immigrants start to fuck shit up
>imaginemyshock.jpg
>blames everything that has an edge or is pointy as the problem
Well done UK. But don't worry, it seems we are on the same track on the same crazy train to Cuckistan - just not that far, yet.

>>136352363
>tools and trash are weapons

>>136357630
lmfao

>Let mohammed chase you with a knife for long enough and eventually he'll get tired enough for us to give him a verbal warning about his behaviour

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>>136361351
DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE
BIN THAT SOLE

>>136352363
Yeah that thing looks like it just shovels food into its mouth and doesn't worry about carrying eating utensils.

>>136353374

wots that? Asking too many questions are we? Time to take you in for an inquiry, we will need to scan your brain for right wing extremist thoughts.

>>136361715
No because they mostly had jobs plus as I said immigration made it worse. The mods and rockers at Brighton beach were riots though.

Rose coloured spectacle don't help.

>>136352774
Just take a steel bar and sharpen it on a belt grinder. Bam, instant knife. How the fuck do they think they can "ban" something as simple as a fucking knife? That would be like trying to ban rocks, and arresting people if they found any rocks in their yard. Fucking asinine.

>>136361886
I've been called all the names for the last 30 years for speaking out against the immigration policies.
Try again son.

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Britbong shotgun owner
AMA

>>136357759
Excuse me? Im sorry i dont speak fluent retard.
>ive lurked around enough to get the jist of it but not all the way there yet.

>>136352363
Yeah we've got a load of pakis and wogs too.

>>136362177
And still it seems to me that you've got no problem with the further restrictions of "sharp things". Or did I get the wrong impression?

>>136359335
Yall got anymore of dem pixels?

>>136362601

They can restrict it all they want, it will do fuck all.
I can go to a carboot sale and buy 10 knives in ten minutes.

>>136362268
Its not found in a garden or kitchen drawer so were not interested

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>>136362268
When will you start slaughtering muslims and non whites?

>>136362953
When Civil War breaks out.
With a capacity of 3, and the only readily available ammunition being birdshot, I'd be very difficult to go on a proper rampage.

>>136353424

>be nig gangbanger
>out and about looking to rape
>have pistol on me bought from muzzie friend
>see cookie monster tauting me
>bin that gat cuz cookie monster ain't punking me
>still rape white girls

>>136352363
how did they get the real life cookie monster for the photo shoot?

>>136362268

How do you go about getting one?

I moved back from the US last year and I'm having withdrawals from my revolver.

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>>136352363
It amazes and disgusts me how far Britain has fallen. Wake up already.

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>>136357525

>>136352824
its worse than you realise. The police are cowards and bullies. Big group of nigs fighting outside a club

>guys, guys please break it up, guys please.... please dont make us do something please

White guy "creepily" talking to a fat ugly woman and telling her he thinks shes beautiful but he happens to be a beta

>Its peadophile rapist scum like that ruin our country. Domestic violence will never be tolerated. Rape is a hate crime. enjoy your prison time.

Its not even that they are consistently shit, its that when they want to, they can clamp down so hard on your life its not even funny. What really generates anger is that they'll literally break down your door for not paying the TV licence, but then do nothing when girls get raped, or old people get mugged as it "may generate a backlash against the ethnic minority community"

>>136363478
I had a pretty good reason so it was easy for me.
1. I had inherited it from my grandfather
2. I had recently been employed at a clay pigeon shooting ground

Even still, simply becoming a member of a clay shooting ground is good enough reason to get a shotgun license. Or, having a lot of land/ working at a farm.

>>136353202
Being english and not bri'ish

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>>136358149
look at this thumbnail, that's how you know this woman has truly lost it

>>136363725
please tell me this isnt true

>>136353424
you talking shit about malt liquor lad, swear on me mams life, that was my breast milk growing up, talk shit about the nectar of the gods and ill fight ya

>>136352363
>only cowards carry
why so passive aggressive

Do they want knives or assult knifes?

They'll have you guys down to eating with rubber sporks before to long.

>>136352363
madness

>>136358149
oh god Lmao

>>136352363
Bongs like their absurd ironic humour so much they turned whole country into a giant practical joke

>>136357168
Were not the ones with fucking cookie monster calling us pussies and demanding our silverware, bong?

>>136364267
This. very very much.

>>136352363
I'd shank her with my butterknife if you catch my drift.

>>136352363
Bombing Dresden and losing your empire was worth it eh?

>>136357168
How's that meat shield strategy working out? You don't here about it much but we had an attempted Jahadi in Texas and they mowed them down with their guns. I know it goes against all of your logic but it turns out that shooting and killing terrorists does pretty well at stopping them.

Better get used to using chopsticks.

Shit like this is the exact same way that those ever caught on in china.

>>136363725
Sounds like your island shithole could use a liberating freedumbs producing nuke dropped on its muzzy head

>>136352824
Every meme that you read on /pol/ about UK is true. 100%. Scientifically proven.

>>136363830
Mostly.
Trouble is when they do try to do their job they lose it as in the recent case of a plain clothes trying to arrest a slime.
The guys who used to keep things in order pissed off to Australia or Canada. Whats left are the ones too shit to get jobs abroad or in private security.
I walked past two last week who looked like they were transfers from Hobbiton.

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>>136359335
>>136352363
So unbelievably cucked. Do you really think that running from the EU will save you, bongs?

>>136362114
GOT GRANITE?
BETTER CAN IT!

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>Britainistan

I swear to fucking god this shit better not make it's way to America. Gun rights forever.

>>136359167
Your country was controlled by kike puppets all along but instead of chosing Mosley you just stayed good goyim throughout the 20th century. Now look were you are.

>>136362835
Ban of car boot sales in 1... 2... 3...

>>136364865
Im all for less gun regulations in the uk?
Yes it would put a stop im certain crimes i never argued or stated against that.
All i said was i can tell he was american cause he crows on about guns for no reason?
Just as i can tell your american for getting so upset and resorting to insults for me having a different opinion

>>136366297
>he crows on about guns for no reason
Seems like a legit reason to me.

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>>136353947

>>136364267
i want to believe

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>>136355147
a clippity clap clap 4u

>>136358149
>bringing your hands to a knife fight

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>>136363725

i saw a big black guy dealing at the bus stop, two cops walked by practically bowing, he looked at them and they both just nervously smiled at him and walked on. Clearly dealing in broad daylight next to the main road into birmingham.

took 2 just to get me out of my van, and i only got out when they threatened the tazer (after the baton was deemed insufficient.

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>>136352363
Just reverse image searched the article this came from and found this...

>tfw so cucked it's safer to pretend my knife is a gun

>>136358149
Her teenage son should've had a knife

>>136367448

you win the thread

on a related note,

/thread

>>136357572
This literally looks like the outskirts of mohammed ali's castle here

fucking hell

>>136366297

Because he has conviction and you're a spineless twat. You're reacting so negatively because you don't believe in anything and it reminds you of the emptiness in yourself so you start getting passive aggressive.

The absolute state of the Britbong "male"

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If liberals do not fear death, why do they so desperately need everyone to be unarmed?

>>136367801
Wait what?
Where did you get that from what i said?

>>136362426
Holy shit blew that guy right the fuck out

That totally changes the fact that your government treats you like an infant with no rights or responsibilities and will collapse within the next 30 years under the insurmountable pressure of unchecked 3rd world immigration and the people in your country that opened the gates and demanded you disband your right to life so that Ahmed and his 2 wives and 14 kids can live on the dole comfortably

How will he ever recover?

>>136357525
Even without a gun, why doesn't the guy just tackle him? With another guy holding his leg he can't really do anything to stop it. Instead he's trying to use his fag baton.

>>136368177

Because you're just repeating your brainwashing and trying to shame someone for believing in their rights. If you want something you have to fight for it. Instead you just roll over and spread your ass cheeks.

This is why Muslims fuck you. You're a bitch.

>>136357630
>knife in hand
>charges cops
that nigger would have been mag-dumped in the US
dogbless

>>136364789
I wish Bomber Harris would do it again.

>>136352363
So from the bin are many people concealing forks? At this point UK betas dont deserve the right to bear arms

>>136364789
>Bombs Guernica, Warsaw, Rotterdam, Brussels, London, Sarajevo, Warsaw again, and countless others
>loses empire
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES

>>136368366
I think UcucK posters who unironically rail against white countries are doing it ironically or to get brownie points from their government

>>136358149
So was his ass named the "cocky monster"

just nuke us desu senpai

>>136369051
KEK

>>136360995
link?

>>136367991
they don't fear death, they love it! Every murdered innocent soul is another to feed our lord and savior, Moloch!

a transvestite and a knife bin?

fucking lol

>>136367991

They do fear death, they fear everything, but really it's the government that wants everyone to be unarmed. Unarmed and complacent.

>>136358149
LMAO

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>>136359167
>>136359335

THINGS