Aus/pol/: wet edition

>just found out I get bonus ATAR and uni priority for living in the middle of nowhere
Is this what it feels like to be an abo? I don't like it but I'll take it anyway

>>136336513
>>Third man arrested in Sydney terror raids charged, released on bail to face court on weapons offence
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-06/police-charge-third-men-arrested-in-terror-raids/8779364
>plan b was a chemical attack
I wonder what explosive worse than a chemical attack?

>What do we know about the US Marine Corps Osprey crash?
Official story is it's a training exercise, if it's not it's bad to speculate.

>>136336772
You forgot to archive that https://archive.is/3XQLo

>>136336753
ATAR is a load of bs anyway. Even if you didnt get the score you wanted, just take any basic Arts degree, do it for a year and then just internally transfer. Just do well in the pre-req units and you are golden.

>>136336900
So what, you can just do arts for a year and transfer straight to engineering?

>>136336753
what town are you from?

>>136336753
you'd still have to go to a city, what are you planning on studying?
>>136336772
the chemical attack they were planning was an egg bomb (stronger so it would do actual damage but the same thing)

>>136336513
Good ol aerobics oz style. Fuck ive blown some loads to that shit.

>>136337017
just out of Bendigo
>>136337018
I don't really have a clue so I've just slapped on all the hard sciences and math in year 12 to see what happens. Most likely I'll end up digging ditches for nothing better to do

>>136337016
Be enrolled in any degree really. {ick up the pre-req units (usually the core units for engineering) and complete them in the first year. As long as you meet the criteria you should be good. It varies from university to university.

>>136337208
ah, that's alright. theres a campus in bendigo isnt there?

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>Dad is a huge Howard fan
>He's pretty old now (80) so I take him out once in a while just to get him out of him and mum's house
>Few months ago I take him to the shops to do a food shopping from Woolies
>Walking through shopping centre and suddenly see John Howard walking toward us surrounded by local ministers etc, he's just doing one of those meet-the-people tours
>Dad never seen him before IRL, so he hobbles over to say hello and shake his hand
>First thing dad says to him "YOU'RE SHORTER THAN I THOUGHT YOU'D BE MATE"
>Howard is actually manlet IRL, probably 5'4" at most
>Instead of the happy response and banter my dad thought he'd in response, Howard gives him the dirtiest look ever and immediately stops shaking his hand, just replies with "s..sure thing" and starts walking off
>Dad asks me why Howard was so angry with him; "maybe you shouldn't make fun of people's height, especially the first time you meet them dad.."
>"WAS JUST TRYING TO START CONVERSATION!"
>After we do his shopping we walk out of the shops and see Howard outside now but still meeting and greeting
>Dad shouts out to him "SEE YOU LATER JOHNNY!"
>Howard looks at dad and goes immediately red, just hear him mutter "fuck off"
>Woman nearby goes off her nut because she has her kids with her and Howard just said fuck next to them
>Put groceries in the car and start driving off, all I can see is this angry soccer mum raging at Howard who is standing there under the sun with a red face

Never seen someone so famous drop so much spaghetti.

>>136337324
Latrobe. Been there for a couple workshops and I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, I've never seen so many foreigners and communists outside of melbourne. I thought the cucked unis were exaggerated but they had guest trannies talking about gay sex over mic in the lunch room

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>>136336513
This is all I see here

>>136337620
>fosters
stop triggering me

>>136337351
>boring stories that never happened

>>136337687
>t. manlet

>>136336513
>Nick Xenophon calls for jail terms for banking bosses complicit in money laundering

>inb4 committed suicide by 3 shots to back of head

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>>136337556
pretty sure they stick to the shittier social science type courses, with math and physics you should get into an engineering course (although theres a guy here who cant find work and he's got his degree and is thinking of leaving the country)

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Immigration has really improved Public transport in Melbourne. Totally enriched.

http://www.starweekly.com.au/news/police-hunt-for-man-over-footscray-tram-double-stabbing/pub/maribyrnong_hobsons_bay/

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>>136337687
Here is the dad with howard.

>>136337771
i named the filename after this song
>you probably dont care
https://youtu.be/FmX3MGX9RYU

>>136337208
Just out from Bendigo hu?

You're not near Maryborough by any chance.

t. country fag who also gets mad props for living in the middle of fucking nowhere

>>136337874
if Howard is 5'4 then your dad is 5'3

>>136336513
>before Cheez TV
Ah the memories of a young, innocent boy being awed and frightened by the unexplained firming of his loins to /fit/ girls on bondi beach.

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>>136337874
MAD CUNT

>>136337942
The dad wasn't meaning to insult Howard by saying he was shorter than he expected.

>>136337351
>Woolies

As in... Woolworths, the store/shop company? Fuck me they closed down for good here years ago.

>>136338063
then it's a solid story, your dad seems like a good bloke

>>136338065
Do you miss the pick'n'mix m80?

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>>136338117

Every single day.

>>136338097
>your dad
I keep saying "The dad" so people won't think I am the guy who did the greentext, because I'm not.

>>136338175
cool story babe. now make me a sandwich

>>136338258
Is fritz and sauce okay?

>>136338175
then why the fuck did you post a pic of someone elses dad with John Howard?

>>136337758
Xenophon gets away with it because he's the kooky controlled opposition that no one outside of SA really listens to

>>136338363
That is the dad from the greentext, it was posted by the author of the greentext when the greentext was originally posted. The greentext in this thread has been reposted. It is a copypasta now.

>>136336753
Shouldn't you be studying for trials, also how underage are you?

>>136337874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj4NVoIx6Mg

>>136337351
Seen prior to this post, but still funny pasta.

>>136338528
Who is the guy behind all these fucking Insiders sunday morning shitposts?

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I miss the Howard era. It was a golden time for memes.

>>136338686
The memes are all tainted with sadness because he initiated the full-scale destruction of our country through mass third world immigration.

>>136338528
kek, these are great. i've only seen this one and the one when larissa quit the greens
i wonder if its an ex /b/tard who makes them

Whys there so many 40+ year old tinfoil hats in Aus?

>>136338961
What do you mean by this?

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>>136338961
we've seen shit

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>>136336513
Hey aussiefags stop bumping your useless Aussie thread, you goys are the righteous scum of the European race. Also stop being a continent dudes, Alaska is just as big. Go box a kangaroo.

>>136338961
Because they were there when the ones behind Howard installed several hundred journalists in Tasmania right before they sent in ASIO to stage port arthur

>>136339092
holy fuggin blackpill

Who's watching our guys David Oldfield and Issa on hell's kitchen tonight?
David's already triggered one decrepit leftist just by existing.

>>136338893
Howard sent the Albanian mudslimes home and stopped the boats (the first time).
But in the end he cared more about keeping himself in power than doing the right thing.

>>136339092
Yeah, this was pretty unforgivable.
But there's no way ASIO has ever been capable of pulling something like Port Arthur off. It was either Army Intelligence or the AFP.

Or maybe they outsourced it to the CIA/Mossad

>Port Arthur conspiracy theories
Jesus Christ boys. Get a grip.

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>>136339081

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>>136339505
what about the fucking mortuary truck man
THE FUCKING TRUCK MMMAAANN

>>136338686
>tfw no Chasers to deliver weekly bants to the PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FxcHVLmPgs

>>136339081
>An American calling anyone else the scum of the European race.

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>>136339081

>>136339709

kek what the fuck

>>136339505
>Retards 360noscopin
Really we should fill our whole army with them

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>>136339683
>>136340217
this
>>136339505
c'mon now

hey dumb cunts

>>136340479
Hey cumguzzler.

>>136340479
oi tell this cunt about the truck>>136340478

>>136337179
:)

why doesnt oz lower gov
spending 99%?

and deregulate?

>>136340716
because we need mo money fo muh programs

>>136337179
I blame that shit for kick-starting my puberty
Putting that on before Cheeze-TV... What were ((they)) thinking?

>>136337016
Yeah, you can do any degree basically. My brother did a Bachelor of Arts for six months then transferred to law. You can do almost any average/low entry requirement degree and get some HDs or Ds and transfer to anything. This applies for shit university to good university transfers.

>>136340554
yeah I know about the truck, agree with you m80

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who getting ready to be rejected from every job they applied for over the weekend here

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Is West Australian MP Aaron Stonehouse "our guy"?

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AHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>136341071
he looks like a dyke

These uni cuts aren't going to get through the senate are they?

Overall, I think that they are a good idea though. Way too many people are going to university at the moment. And one way to reduce this amount is to reduce the economic incentives by reducing subsidies on university education.

Not to mention that many university faculties have an obvious ideological bias. The less university students and power that universities have the better as far as I am concerned.

>>136339683
>>136340554
>>136340940

Can I get a brisk jogthrough on the mortuary truck?

>>136341262
It's actually not a big deal mate
Basically just a mortuary truck, I believe from a neighbouring city, lying in wait to respond to people executed by our first major mass shooting within a couple minutes.
Nothing suss.

>>136341406

Ooh err.

>>136341262
>>136341406
then destroyed straight after
Nothing suss

>>136337016
>a year
6 months if you really want.
It's why everyone will tell you it doesn't mean shit in the long term and over-stressing about it will ruin your high school experience

>b-but it helps prepare you for uni
No it fucking doesn't. The only skills you gain from "studying for the HSC" is "doing better at the HSC".

>>136341136
it's probably that guy who used to come on here and his only policy/ideas were guns for everyone and lower the price of smokes

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>>136338893
That and the removal of effective self defense

>>136341594
I would be very OK with male dykes if that were the case

>>136341471

So it arrived within 2 minutes of the attack ending, or it was there 2 minutes before?

And then after transporting the bodies it was junked? How was that known?

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melbourne gook AMA

>>136337179
Remember the dumb blonde Euro girl, good lord.

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How the fuck did this fat lesbian dyke looking cunt get away with this

>>136341910
How dead are those pilots the minute a real war begins?
>fat, slow planes
>but muh stealth

>>136341910
>AMA
No.

But that's a nice pic.

>>136341727
http://southeastasianews.org/portarthur/the_morgue_truck.html

Why this is strange derives from 4 facts. The State of Tasmania had prior to the incident on average 6 murders per year - and they did not all occur on the same day, place or time - that works out to one murder every 2 months - so why would such a truck be needed ? No other State in Australia had one like it. These facts are compounded by the fact the truck was acquired and specially built shortly before ( June 1995 ) the Port Arthur massacre and sold 2 years later ( see fax copy of advertisement offering for sale below ) .


i read somewhere that it was destroyed right after but this site says otherwise

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>>136342065
they're can actually be really fast, lol.

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Does this really make Australians nervous?

>>136342225
Melbournites maybe

>>136340716

We have a less regulated economy than you yank.

>>136342124

OK thanks.

The sale of the truck after two years shows just how unnecessary it is.

>>136339709
fuck they were great but also, Australia was in an easier time

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>>136342200
When they're unarmed, sure.

>>136338893
Not to mention his deregulation of the housing market which has seen a huge inflation in price that average Australians can no longer afford a home.

What a piece of shit Howard was. Banned most guns in Australia. Should have been hung.

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>>136342124

"The shooting prompted tougher gun control measures across Australia."

>>136342850
I still don't think the truck is as crazy as the consistency with which he hit headshots, particularly considering witnesses reported the shooter was firing from the hip.
I think it was something like 17/19 shots connected as headshots?
Must be that tard luck!

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>tfw this stupid cunt will split the conservative vote in the 2019 election and Labor will form the strongest majority government in decades

>>136343340
The leftist vote is already split though

>>136343340
We're beyond solving this country's problems democratically anyway, it's pissing in an ocean of piss

>>136343494
libs and labor form a coalition so they can have majority of votes and you will get your wish

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>>136336513
>Gen z will never know the struggle of setting an alarm so you can wake up and fap to aerobics

>>136343582
Never gonna happen. (((They))) need to maintain the semblance of a 2 party state so it's not so obvious that there's only really 1.

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Do you know anything about what to do for a friend who just got diagnosed with OCD?

>>136336513
OP pic brought back memories
>Why can't it be the 90's again ;_;

>>136343700
mix up his mnms and put dates in his raisins

>>136336513
Fuck that takes me back.

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>>136343818

>>136343700
>>136343818
Don't forget to throw in the odd sneaky skittle

>>136336772
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine_trifluoride

What pastries, cakes and breads do you guys buy from woolies/Coles?

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>>136343818
good one

>>136343960
I but cheap bread sticks from Woolies. Sourdough if they have it. Hot cross buns at Easter time.

>>136343960
>Still buying food from ((coles))

>>136344056

>Not stealing from self serve

>>136343960
Kaiser rolls from Coles aren't too bad.
They also have these triangular roll things that are great for making hotdogs with.
I don't buy cakes or cookies because I am neither menstruating nor under 18

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>>136343960
missus gets this from aldi sometimes, the one without choc chip is nice, tastes like croissant bread

>>136337208
>Bendigo
Not even that fucking far out. Where I grew up, the closest uni was 5 hours away.
I think the only benefit I got was more centrelink money.

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FIRT FOR ADELAIDE

>>136343818
>>136343930
>>136343963
OCD isn't just about neatness and patterns

It's also about being dominated with unwanted thoughts that you can't clear (eg incest or harming other people) or overthinking and replaying events in your head to a debilitating extent, resulting in extreme anxiety. In my friend's case after he had a breakup he got really depressed, to the point of being suicidal and self harming then staying in a psych ward for a couple weeks

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>>136344189
all Aus/pol/s are for adelaide
>thats why it's the wet edition

>>136344163
you gotta try the chocolate hotcross buns, they only come at Easter though

>>136344223
Unless OCD stands for Oneitis Craving Disgrace I don't think he fits the bill

>>136336513
>flu outbreak
hey, I've been feeling sore and fatigued around around the midsection,chest and back for the last three days and just before i was shaking a lot despite it being warm in my room

could i have the flu, too scared to go doctors

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>>136344289
holy fuck YES BASED OP aelaide repping masterrace strayans convictcuck states BTFO

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>>136343960
dreamy choc cookies

>>136344223
everyone does these things to some extent, I don't buy this shit. It's like treating depression as an "illness"

>>136343069

Wow, you would have to literally be in an SAS level group to do something like that under pressure.

They must have been executed.

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>>136344400
FREE SETTLERS!!!!!!!!

>>136344400
Powers going out soon m8

>>136337351
I saw John Howard at Woolies in Adelaide yesterday. I told him he was shorter than I thought he would be, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him with the whole height thing.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>136344580
yeah they didnt do too good ay

>>136344529
INBRED SERIAL KILLERS!!!!!!!!!

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>>136344870
ease up mate, no need to get personal

>>136342225
why would anyone need to own that type of gun, i can understand pistols but not that..

>>136345041
cockies are noisy at 5 in the morning

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Some of the old-timers of the Speewah were reminiscing in the bar. The talk got around to big jobs they'd done.
Said Crooked Mick, "I don't suppose there are many left like me, that helped with the digging of the Murray river bed."
"I didn't actually help with the diggin' on that job," said Slabface Joe. "I was a bit old fer heavy work, but I was on the survey team that plotted where it was to go."
One of the other chaps present was asked if he'd had a hand in it.
"No," he said, "I wasn't on the diggin', either, but I did cart the spoil away to make the Adelaide Hills."
>>136344580
I fuckin hope so GO THE CROWS
>>136344870
yeh you better fucken watch yourself if you come here cunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6RQAgsmsqc

>>136345041

With all the animals you have over there it seems pretty useful.

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>>136345041
guns are a part of Aussie culture only poofs disagree fuck the no-gunz faggots

>>136337351
https://www.crikey.com.au/2016/10/06/the-great-immigration-con-in-silence-bad-things-flourish/

"“The Howard government has won many voters from the Labor Party by appealing to patriotic values while, at the same time, responding to pressure from business interests for a higher migration intake. So far, the electoral contradictions inherent in the government’s immigration policy have escaped the attention of most Coalition voters, and of most political commentators.”"

>>136344529
>every time there's news about the western suburbs it's always something shit
>it's about whores this time around
JUST

>>136345153
when reading the stories and working out what ones to post in the op i should've posted this
jerry's a cunt

“OH my God, Adelaide!!!!! You know how many years I’ve been wanting to come to Adelaide?”
“Never. I’ve never wanted to come to Adelaide…

http://archive.is/k9TAc

>>136345371
only for country folk, don't think anyone else cares for it

>>136345429
heres a song about a scallywag from woodville
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMpDkxkwV1c

>>136336513
What up fellow /Aus/sies

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>>136345534
gas the urbanites

>>136345408
>responding to pressure from (((business interests))) for a higher migration intake

>There are Adelaide posters here who have never been past Goyder's Line

Absolute state of it.

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How does OZpol feel about TYT?

>>136345618
Fuck me dead Johan, you've only taken a wrong turn at bloody Lichtenstein again, ay.

Gonna wank to chinese cartoons and goto bed lads

>>136345759
retards

>>136345759
What everyone else on the board feels about them.
Cunts.

>>136345618

Hey friend

>>136345733
i only found out last year who goyder was, he was an agriculturalist and the line indicates where the land changes for farming
pretty funny, lived near the line for years and never knew it

>>136345863
What one tonight?
I watched HxH the other week it was super interesting

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>>136345455
well at least that would rustle the adelaidefags get us outta the woodwork but for real fuck that unfunny kike
>>136345572
was this ever played on 3D radio?
>>136345733
m8 i've been porta Gusta and a bit beyond no joke once i went up there up the road a few clcik lit a fire by the railway drank a cheap bottle of scotch and woke up in the morning found i left me healights battery dead ended up getting a jumpstart from some rail workers that were luckily nearby

>>136345995
>3D radio
holy fuck, someone else listens to that, they have all sorts of shit on ay, there isnt a central theme at all
i've never heard it on the radio

>>136345995
>porta Gusta
watch out for the ants on the T-Bone
anyone know what i'm on about?

>>136345371
i shot a pig with a 243 today

>>136346315
get a photo?
how big?

>>136346154
yeah they're mostly hipster and dirty hippies but there's still a few good shows. I always liked the prison show some real dinkum bogans on that pity they mostly like nigger muzak
>>136346198
no idea pls spill
>>136346315
fucking noice never been hunting in my life pls take me on the next pork hunt

>>136346560
>no idea pls spill
theres a jetty shaped like a T where all the abos sit and drink

>>136346386
im not a photo type, it was a brown sow maybe 35kg, medium for out here. sneaking along a creek i shot her from about 15 meters away, heart shot, took a few pot shots at the other 2 who legged it but missed

>>136345408
>the electoral contradictions inherent in the government’s immigration policy have escaped the attention of most Coalition voters

God ain't that the truth. I respect lefties over the unbelievable scum that still think that the Libs are anti immigration and are actually Australian.

>>136346785
cool, i dont really know whats what though, i've never been hunting

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>>136346560
sure thing, next time you're out boulia way

>>136347002
you ever seen min min lights?

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>>136346765
ah ok I think I know the one
>>136346830
the rage you're feeling is natural but misdirected- direct your at the cunts like (((Murdoch))), (((Lowy))), and (((Triguboff))) who own the pollies and fun the propaganda to make third world immigration happen
>>136347002
cheers cobber I'll show you a good time next time your down the Barossa way too

>>136337818
ofcorse it's a nignog

>>136347109
nah, too bad imo, they sound pretty spoopy, i'd jump into one if i found one so probably best i havnt.
>>136347135
nice place that barossa, been to SA a few times

>>136347393
yeah, i'd love to see them. just thinking about them does my head in. trippy shit

>>136341492
Fucking this. Any of that prep shit is a waste of time since you can go to Uni after you learnt a trade or are a mature aged student.

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>>136347180
Who would win a Nigger or an Abbo?

>>136347661
yeah aye, i should go camp up out the flats. driven through the min min county about 6 times in the past week but only during the day. i reckon they're out and about during the day but you just cant really notice them like you do at night

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R8 oc faggots

>>136339505
Get fucked

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>>136347967

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>>136347992

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>>136348028

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>>136347967

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>>136348059

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>>136348094

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>>136348146

>alt right

cringe. i can just imagine you high school faggots at school proclaiming to be "alt right" to all the hot lefty sluts thinking it will get you laid. lmao.

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>>136348180

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>>136347967
Very good m8. Excellent template for future memes too. I might have a crack.

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>>136348217
>>136348072

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>>136348255

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>>136348305

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>>136348340

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aussie waifu

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aussie waifu 2

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dumping aussie thotty

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AUZZIE THOTTIE

>>136348418
where did u get this pic of me?

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>aussie girls
>white

>>136348489
you know the rules

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angery aussie girl

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thumbs up aussie girl

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g'day m8s

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maga aussie girl

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emu riding aussie girl

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dumb aussie thottie

>>136347719
Depends is the dindu with a bunch of other good boys? like wise with the abo, is he with a corobary of other noonga peoples?

if it is one on one it comes down to this:
Has the boonga cashed the centerlink check for metho, petrol or piss? If yes then the nignog on the fact the abo is probably to fucked to stand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk

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>>136348702
MY HEART

>>136348730
Show us your tits love

>>136347719
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/34463073/brutal-adelaide-train-attack-allegedly-sparked-by-racial-slur/#page1

>>136337874
>Filename
Yeah, sure mate

>>136343960
I work for Coles Services (cleaning and trolley collection). I don't think that anything can kill a long-term appetite harder than seeing the aftermath of supermarket food preparation. The baked stuff might not be too bad but those chickens are unforgivable.

>>136345863
What is the official chinese fuck-cartoon of Aus/pol/?

>>136348730
>>136348702
>>136348618
>>136348590
>>136348570
>>136348540
>>136348508
>>136348484
>>136348448
>>136348418
>>136348380
>>136348369
>>136348340 ( my favourite one)
>>136348305
>>136348279
>>136348238
>>136348180
>>136348146
>>136348094
>>136348059
>>136348028
>>136347992
>>136347967

good on ya for making OC

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>>136348895
>https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/34463073/brutal-adelaide-train-attack-allegedly-sparked-by-racial-slur/#page1
That answers everything.

>>136349222
ive done other dumps before i had about 30 more bruce ones i made awhile ago i might remake a thread on bant sometime and redump the whole lot

>>136348921
MY HEART

>>136348943
>those chickens are unforgivable.
more info please.

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>>136349381
did you make these ones?
what were they about?

gone bed

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>>136344137
this
>buying shit loads of pistachios from the nut section
>print out label for peanuts instead

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>>136349826
Bruce edits like this and other memes that got edited and combined with other old memes

>>136349733
The ovens are completely fucked, the chickens must be at least 33% grease to get them into the condition they're in. If you think they look unpleasant in the bag, you ought to see the bits still stuck to the trays. They're just some of the oiliest, most disgusting pieces of non-food you can buy. I don't know if it's what we feed them before they go out or something done in preparation but they just don't look edible. And to make matters worse the ovens are cleaned by incompetents like me.

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>>136350012
> the ovens are cleaned by incompetents like me.

>>136349996
how do you make them? what do you use?

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>>136350186
paint.net
its a free download i think it was meant to be an expansion to the basic paint windows has

>another of the older meme/edits i made a while ago

>>136350437
You should be in the national gallery mate

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>>136350493
i put my heart and soul into it
>inspiration Sam Hyde
i love him
>one of the older memes from a short while ago

>>136350437
do you draw all the edits free hand?
how long does it take to make one?

>>136350581
>Sam hyde
what a hero: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo

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>>136350661
i trace over other images i delete for what ever im doing in the meme also its can be fairly quick from 20 miutes or up to 40mins depends but yeh when the manic is kicking in i can smash out lots for a few hours straight
>>136350877
>pic related

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>>136350974
do this one

>>136350974
>pic related
impressive

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>>136351090
whats the actors name and scene i forgot? also its easier if i do a clear version of the image first, i think i can then blur it if you want, i also have down laoded gimp for the slightly more complex edits, its difficult for me to use though, did you want a bruce version sucking a ciggie??
>>136351190
cheers

>>136351263
That's fucking gold champ

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also i nned to edit some classic mel gibson images for bruce memes
>>136351467
thanks man these lot i have been posting i made a few months ago, the ones at the top are brand new oc but in a way its all pretty new most of you havent seen them

pic related
>he also attac

>>136351263
Any Bruce r34?

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>>136351643
r34?
elaborate plz

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>batting time

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>>136351742
>le newfag face

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>>136351839
true
but im trying, share your secrets master
i might aswell dump the rest here now inbetween banter

>>136351948
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rule-34

>>136352012
>kym
Mate, not on.

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>>136352012
what !
no go ask the guy making the aussie sheila memes for some, leave Bruce alone

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FUCK WHITE PEOPLE DUDE LMAO

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>>136352121
gotta meme fast

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>>136352152

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Is this an accurate representation of Australian humor?

>>136352260
Import poo

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>>136352168
>pic related

also i have way too many other edits to drop them all here i will just do the Bruce ones this time

>>136352260

that is terrible and hilarious

Is is true that Abbos fall outside of the Homo Erectus clade taxonomically, and can't be considered human?

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>>136352260
wew
i like this alot

>>136352435
They're fauna ya.

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>>136352435
if someone told me that they were tests and seeded here as a way to terraform the area for us i would believe them

What do you miss most when you go overseas?
>tfw no kookaburras

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>>136352435
neanderthals were the most successful and well known so when we bred with them it was what actually stopped us from regressing, obviously the blacks didnt fair so well, if we didnt get some of that neanderthal dna in us we would also look like africa, the "cave men" didnt have low IQ either.....

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>>136352701
>the entertainment

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>>136352701
>that comfy feeling....

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>the banter

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going for a walk at the beach

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>>136352938
crap forgot to tag and green txt

>>136352976
so do you trace the other meme then paste the bruce head on them?

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>>136352435
it makes sense if you look at alot of these strange looking races/ethnic groups still living in huts.....
imagine if many of them were tests done by us a long time ago to see if we could live here....

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>>136353071
yeh you have multiple layers and when your done you merge them together, some are faded out so you can see several at once and know where to draw and erase stuff before merging

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daily reminder that Australia is a chinese colony

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daily reminder

>>136353288
>fifty six

>>136339368
The Australian IC is effective because until relatively recently the average punter had never heard of them. It's much harder to pull off secret shit when everyone's heard of the organisation doing it.

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> when you get on it

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Give me your best Abo stories aus/pol/.
And a dolla for the bus ya FAHKIN white dogs.

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>>136353375
What's your point? I can still afford a house, own firearms, pay significantly lower taxes on booze, smoke weed legally, have freedom of speech, etc.

>>136353288
>>136353756
>So naive to think that you wont hang

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>>136353848
Hang for what exactly mr meme flag?

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>>136345759

>>136353634
>be abo
>sniff paint

>>136337620
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

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>>136345759
cenk works for the turkish government pushing progressive propaganda in the states

>>136354256
>>136355169
I just find the image funny and find any excuse to post it desu lads

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>>136355169
mate, this is fucking hard

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>>136355473
it is actually pretty funny that look on cenks face he thinks he is in a tarantino film, god what a hilarious time to be alive

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>>136356017
>that filename
its true though they call themselves the young turks aswell, alot of this stuff is in the open staring people in the face...........

>>136356156
initially i wanted to put waleeds head on the galah but baby steps and all

>>136342065
>>136342609
They're good planes, 10x better than what our rivals have, the F-35 can detect and shoot down an enemy plane well before the enemy plane would even know it's in the area, it's called beyond visual range combat, so your planes don't need to be super fast or agile. This has been the case for all U.S planes since the 80s.

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>>136356283
that head would look better on a stick

>>136356409
ya know I think Vlad was onto something, kebabs really don't like getting skewered

>>136356283
this Muslim dude at work was bitching about waleed giving them a bad name as preachy. He is also training to be a pilot and laughed when I told him to watch out for twin towers when flying. Seems alright but he is still a Muslim

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>>136356409
i finally have a use for my autism

>>136356409
how do you make it so the background isnt there?
i deleted it but its white rather than nothing

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>>136357278
same

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>>136357432
when you save the file save it as a png

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>>136357584
champion, thanks

>Aerobics Oz Style

all my teenage boners

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>>136357584
i need to make them cleaner but cheers heaps, i've had paint.net for a while but have just used normal paint
this is pretty cool

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>>136357857
BruceMan to the rescue

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>>136357951
paint.net is really easy to use and can be fun when you get into it

>>136358086
i used to play around with photoshop when i was a teen and it's kinda like that