Yo, Randy Stair He Was Just 23.
When his parents bought a very strange machine.
Designed to view a world unclean.
(He's gonna shoot em all cause he's Tranny Phantom.)
When his brain didn't work, his folks they just quit, then Ember took a look inside of it.
There was a great big snap,
every thing just changed.
His ego got all rearranged.
(Phantom, Phantom),
When he first woke up he realized he had dark black hair and glowin' blue eyes.
He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly.
He was much more ~unique~ than the other cis guys.
It was then Andrew knew what he had to do.
He had to join all the ghosts who were coming through.
He's here to fight,
against me and you!
(He's gonna kill em all cause he's Tranny Phantom.
Gonna kill em all cause he's Tranny Phantom.
Gonna kill em all cause he's TRANNY PHANTOM.)
>>136333405
This was never going to go anywhere
>>136333477
It was enjoyed and praised during discussion of the person when he was still in the news. It should (and will) be reposted if there is further discussion of him or occasionally in general trans/degeneracy threads to make a point about how insane they are.