Is the military worth it?

>>136324852

Air Force is fine but Security Forces is a shit job

>>136324950
What other jobs should I consider, in your opinion?

Do it. English Teacher sounds like a shitty low life job where you'll never enjoy yourself. Seriously, do it.

>>136324983
Aircrew

>>136324852
>Security Forces
HAHAHAHA
have fun checking ids all day long

>>136324983

Hard to go wrong with any of the enlisted Aircrew jobs.

Hardly ever hear bad things about being a Loadmaster.

>>136324852
Get out of English teacher profession asap. You'll be under constant depression and suicidal thoughts. Air Force is the way to go.

>airfags think they're badass
You'll make good money though

>>136325262
>>136325103
Thanks, friendos

>>136325267
Is it really that depressing?

>>136324983
Honestly go intelligence

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>>136324852
go army or marine infantry. It'l make a man out of you yet. You'll be put through some rough fucking times but you'll come out tougher on the other side. Plus you save up some money and get the GI Bill.

Besides, how else are you going to prepare for the race war?

come in as a battlefield airmen (TACP, CCT & PJ) I'm a SOWT washout and now I'm SF i hate it

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>>136324983

>>136325460
This, I'm same as OP but my bestie joined the military and had the experience of this comment. It's the smartest thing to do.

Aircraft Maintenance is pretty rewarding all things considered but know when to get out before you break your back over it. There's plenty of cushy jobs in the defense industry if you're good at it. I recommend avionics.

If not anything in Intel and mission planning or enlisted aircrew like everyone said.

>>136325460
As I said, I can't. I have a past history of childhood asthma, and I had inhalers past 13. The Air Force is the only branch that accepts an asthma waiver after taking a pulmonary function test.

>>136325514
ho li fuk

>>136325493

This is a bad idea unless you're sure you that's all you want.

Chances are you'll wash out of training and end up separated or with a job you didn't choose.

i mean if you're really beta.. services or culinary specialist.

>>136325460
Marine or Soldier?

>>136325493
Dunno if I'd be able to go directly into that. I've thought about TACP, but as of now, I'm 5'6" and 125 lbs. I don't know if I'd be able to bulk up/get enough physical strength quickly enough before enlisting.

>>136325414
I'll say yes, for people that sees English teaching as boring and not fun (which you're one of them.) then makes the stupid decision of doing a career out of it. You'll regret it. Again, I encourage you to go Air Force.

>>136324950
If you have a problem with being bored you picked the wrong fucking job in the Air Force. I had a special job in Turkey called "monitoring facility operator" where I was monitoring nuclear weapon alarms, in hardened building, by myself, for 12 hours and all forms of entertainment were prohibited. I learned how to basically mediate while still being awake and alert, I was so bored I literally gained a super power

Yes. It's worth it when you're at this stage. My guess, it'll probably be the best decision you've made.

Go intelligence. Check it out. If you hate it, you always have something to fall back to.

>>136325460
Can you still join the Marines without a HS diploma, but with a GED?

incirlik ab?

>>136325936
Waiver or some college hours.

>>136325936
They usually make you right an aptitude test (at least they do in Canada). You'll basically have to prove that you are smart enough to go to college, and are simply choosing the military as a career path and not as the easy route (You don't gotta be a rocket engineer, but the myth of Sargent Chad Thundercock is rather overblown).

>>136324852
Why is the guy in the front holding the gun sideways? Can it usefully be fired that way? I heard it couldn't.

>>136325936
Yes you can

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>>136325262
>Hardly ever hear bad things about being a loadmaster

Just don't fuck up the load

I'm thinking about joining the military but not as a soldier. I'm a computer programer and I'd like to give back to my country. Anyone know a good place to join?

>>136326159
prob easier on the wrist when trying to get his arm around that shield.

>>136326354

air national guard, theres many programming/cyber jobs in the air force.

>>136326354
You can still be a soldier and do some shit with computers.

>>136324852
Same here OP
I was looking at some of the cyber and intelligence jobs

Question for militaryfags:
I think I have a small abdominal hernia. Hasn't caused me any problems. If I got it fixed I doubt I would even need mesh. Would that be a problem trying to join?

>>136326425
Thanks.

>>136326435
I dont want to be a soldier. I want to stay in the States, meet a nice wife and settle down. I have a physics background, not a killing people background. Besides, I'm too old to be deployed.

>>136326753
Bitch being a soldier means you're in the Army. It's like saying every Marine is a killing machine, yet we have Marines who spend four years working in a kitchen in North Carolina.

>>136324852
A defenseless little twink? Well I'm a top, and a bear. I'll show you what strict military discipline is all about. You're going to feel my hot rum stinking breath on your neck every night when I come over there and punish your fucken creamy little hole. No condoms. No rules. I'm so horny for twink holes. Prepare for my fat 7 incher

>>136326936
Yeah, this is why I want to join the military, to get away from weird people like you. Tfw I live in one of the most degenerate cities in the United States, and only gay dudes hit on me. Tfw the women here don't want twinks because they're all sharing Chad.

>>136324852
don't be a security weenie, looks like they shoot each other from that pic

I've been a wrestler for a while I'm 5'9 and I'm 150 pounds of muscle and I really want to give back to my country and train , but I also don't want to be a marine and knowing my friends who went into army and became grunts , really worries me , I'm just worried my college computer science degree will be wasted in the army

>>136325861
holy fucking shit

>>136327106
There is no escape faggot. This is real. Real men will take one look at your tempting little buns in the army showers and pump a hot load in your man womb. You're going to get raped no matter where you run to. Now bury that sad little face in my fucken chest hair

>>136324852
Soldiers gain nothing from war
Get a job, and pay taxes

>>136324852
You know "Security Forces" are gate guards, right? Shit job.

>>136325103
is it a requirement to fail out of a specops program first?

>>136327520
k nice sexual fantasy

>>136327942
Post a photo of your legs and bottom in undies. A tight pair.

>>136328202
tfw i have cute hairless legs, but you'll never see them, because you're a deranged predatory homosexual

>>136324852
Navy nuclear program.
It sucks a big dick for six years, but gives you a great resume after.

>>136328801
fuck that gay shit