NEET Stories

jobs

It's what my jewish masters want.
It's what's best for humanity.

>>136319627
Even if a NEET were to find a job, which is unlikely, he would not humble himself to any menial labor, and would rather play vidya and fap to gook cartoons

If you throw him out of the house tough love, he just becomes an actual bum

You have to start young and ban all video games from kids. Force them into sports and studies. Force them to have a job at 16

>>136319973
>Force them into sports
Stopped reading there

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>>136320045

>>136319973
>if a NEET were to find a job, which is unlikely
Well, there's the problem.
>he would not humble himself to any menial labor
Seems to me they would love those jobs. What they hate is retail. That's driving them mad.

Additional solutions

Ban porn
Ban anime
Ban vidya
No phones or cars until they can pay for it themselves

I got one of my old roommate from 2 years ago
Both of us started out with no jobs and a house which we were temporarily staying at for free. We'll call the other guy Steve

>Me, blue eyes blond hair, humble conservative libertarian
>Steve, very much a normie chad, leans on liberal libertarian side
>I get a job at feed store
>Steve gets a seasonal job at video game store
>Steve's seasonal job ends, starts looking into getting back into same video game store chain
>Steve never really tries, just says he's looking to get a job again
>I become the main payer-of-things between us since Steve doesn't have a job
>after a few more months of me paying for everything, I leave Steve
>Steve moves back in with his parents
>I continue feed store job in different state

Months later
>Steve convinces me to go to college with him in different state
>Steve starts college, I apply for the following semester
>Steve still has no job, mind you
>Steve starts talking about how much he hates homework and skipping classes
>I back out

Cont.

>>136320909

More months later
>I leave feed store chain, land industrial job that pays way better than feed store
>Steve still has no job and is not in college
>Steve gets arrested for smoking weed
>Steve convinces me to lend him money through my credit card
>Me being beta af, gives him my card info with his promise to not abuse it and let me know of anything he wants to buy (Dumbest move on my part, I know)
>Steve actually follows up on his promise for a few months
>Steve fails a drug test and goes to court
>Somehow gets out of jailtime
>Steve starts abusing my credit card
>I cancel the card
>Steve goes quiet for awhile

A few months ago from right now
>I get a career in an industry specific job that has great job security and pays very well anywhere in the country
>Steve still has no job from two years back
>Steve tries to go back to college
>Steve drops out again
>Steve couch surfs because parents won't take him back again

Now:
>Steve has been calling me several times every other day
>I know better
>Steve wants money
>Ignore Steve

So I have a lifelong career in the oil industry because I kept working and paid my dues. I started the same as Steve, and his normie ass didn't like working so he's doomed to be a NEET. Don't be like Steve.

>>136320162
Even alesx jones thinks organized sports and the fantasicism around them is retarded globalist control

>>136319513
being NEET is better than this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304096/Graduate-physics-PhD-31-fell-death-block-flats-taking-job-centre-qualified-for.html

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>>136320909
But I thought Chad always wins?

>>136321130
Well, if Alex Jones says so

No excuse not to play at least one sport. Nothing about being a fanatic. If you're not playing a sport, you're melting your brain on vidya and porn as a kid. You will be a beta 100%

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>>136321713
Fortunately not always

like, all Steve cares about is himself, fucking women, smoking weed, and being the center of attention

All I care about is my Chinese cartoons and frog memes

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Used to be even retards could get jobs used to be families weren't struggling used to be wall street was perceived as the immoral garbage factory that it remains to this day...

Used to be different

>>136319513
>tfw I graduated from college and cant get a job
Am I a neet now /pol/?