/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - DONUT JUSTICE EDITION

>group gathering at queens landing.

>male white

RARE
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>nine year old nephew is out of control
>grabbing knives
>trying to stab the sister

Wew lad.

>male, white hispanic, 14th jan 69, located in the bathroom on the floor.
>he is not overweight and not decompoing, on sean for 2 days
>
Body transfer # 1

>9 y/o nephew going crazy pulling knives

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>bloated, decomposing, or...
>dead for about 2 days

F

>spic fired 15 times at a car
>continued to shoot
>...
>still shooting

never change, chicago.

>active shooter incident
>male beaner fired fifteen shots at a car
>still shooting
>is a manlet

>active shooter
>male hispanic shot 15 times at a car, still shooting
>shooting glock 9mm shooting at car and people, ran out of ammo.

>diosregard it, it's in lala
I'm always going to remember Roberta stuck in traffic for 3 hours of her shift.

>four males wearing back packs, walking to right side of the stage.
>at 12:30 o'clock.

>>136306918

Chicago ain't that bad. Everyone gives Chicago tons of shit, but my brother has lived there for 10 years. He says if you keep to yourself and mind your own business it's really not bad.

He's been working as a tail gunner for a beer truck for 3 years and has only been shot twice.

>roommate pulled knife on her because she's trying to kick her out
>she has crack and dope

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>He's been working as a tail gunner for a beer truck for 3 years and has only been shot twice.

>female with headscarf attacking people
Did I hear this right(?)

>female in a headscarf arguing with residents

R A R E

>medic needed at lollapalooza

>>136307781
>male having a seizure

>group of 50 people trying to jump fence to get in to show

Hey remember when I was talking about the retard friend of mine who's in Chicago, banged a Kansas girl and got self help books from his family for Christmas?
The guy went to go see muse at some concert thing and it rained like a mother fucker, bands canceled and everyone nigged out, and he ran out and smashed into a reporter who asked him what was going on.

My friend even got quoted I Chicago Times about it

>>136308205
Link AussieRobert?

>transporting person to hospital
The medic fags at work again.

>group of adults and children fighting
>one female with bats

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>>136307301
This is one of those posts that deserves to be AESTHETIC'D for /cpd/ OC posterity.

>captcha: Rahm whitton

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>>136308479
>www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-lollapalooza-evaucated-due-to-severe-weather-20170803-story,amp.html

>"two brothers goofin around"
>chimpin in the background

How much does it cost to save someone from a life threatening gun shot, stabbing, or beating?

It seems like every five minutes someone suffers grevious bodily harm at the hands of someone else in this fucking city.

>>136308776
I half expected /b/ level faggotry; forgive me for doubting AussieRobert.

>>136308841
On average,it's about $55,000. Mind you it all depends on the wound and the medical treatments needed.

>>136308909
No, we don't. This is a Roberts thread.

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>>136308909
>now we doxx the motherfucker and ruin his life?

that's not very /comfy/ of you anon

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>>136308909
>he says in a thread about law enforcement

>chain of passing the seizure pt.
Who wants to guess the tox report on this one?

>Butthebackgoingbackcomingoutoftheplacetowatchfiryheonehfygvghj blue shirt blue pants

> I can't hear a god damn thing other than "warbolgarble"
>dispatch: "on Michigan? ok"
How can they decipher with that static?

>6'4" white male in a cubs shirt hitting everyone

Arrieta, stop that

>>136306918
>>136306919
>>136306926
Oh shit getting started early. Real Adam hours

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>Another male white

what the fuck is going on tonight

>complaining about the clarinet on the corner

>someone complaining about a clarent being played
(?)

>>136309297
>booze
>weed
>ecstasy

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>>136308558
Thanks man. I love hanging out on weekends and listening in with you autists. 4th of July is always the height of the fun.

>>136309297
piperazine-laced ectasy, and 1 or 2 psychedelic phenethylamines

>>136309626
Lollapalooza?

>>136309667
>>136309704
I'm going to add Amphetamine and maybe ketamine as well.

Yoooooooooo
8 gunshots in Pilsen, slow paced
>they after SOME BODY
>gonna get ROWDY tonite

>possible mental
>caller says people are following and trying to kill him

That's not paranoia in this city.

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Good evening Roberts

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>2 hour backlog
>not even RRH

>noice complaint
>burgerly
>transport from lala
>disturbance
>open door
>domestic
>battery
>damange occured
>battery
All within the last 3min. I wonder how hard it is to be a dispatch in terms of actual "work". What does the back end of /cpd/ look like?

>list of about 7 disturbances
in zone 12

>>136307301

>needing to be shot 3 times before realizing keeping to yourself / minding your own business doesn't cut it

the absolute state of the people still left in chicago

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>group of teenagers smoking marijuana and lighting fireworks in a park that's supposed to be closed

>>136310205
Evening

>>136310608

fun fact: marijuana was decriminalized in chicago (and illinois?) last year

still a bigass fine though

>>136310102
aah, 5 more shots
>these guys are EARLY, they usually spatter 3 hours later

>someones music permit ends at 10pm, he's playing one last song. The caller's stupid.
Did I hear this right?

>>136310562
It was a humor joke. I'm assuming there is no such job as a tail gunner for a beer truck... r-right guys?

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>>136305875

>>136310824
It's a brave job to delver 40's son.

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>>136310824

i was havin flashbacks

>a drive by shooting

>occupants of a gray car fired three shots into a crowd

what was that morse code?

>male white hitting and jumping on cars wearing a shirt that says "try not to suck".
Lolwut.

>now they're saying it's a person stabbed

>person stabbed
>51yo robbed and injured

shit bingo is easymode tonight with all these male whites

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>15story building, smoke is coming from his oven, apt. is filled with smoke.

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>12
>12 Shots Fired Ha Ah Ah.

>caller accidentally took 20 pain pills given to him by a friend
>accidentally

>caller accidentally took 20 pain pills
Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

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>>136312614

>cart hit a bus

>males selling drugs
>code it
not even worth their time.

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>car hit a bus
bus wins

>>136309704
They put cat wormer in ecstasy now?

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I just found this OC hidden away while archiving my pepes.

>Earlier call for a domestic .
>Now 8 gang members causing issues at the same location.

>>136312811
tfmPP and mPPP are sadly used as ecstasy adulterants. Due to the known toxicity, it's less common than it used to be (manufacturers and dealers obv. don't want to kill their downstream clientele). It still happens though.

https://www.ecstasydata.org/results.php

It's another early night for me....I might be around in a few hours but enjoy.

>baby daddy attacked her
>male black carrying a backpack full of drugs

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>Highly intoxicated male beating a female in front of her child.

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forgive me /cpd/ for I have sinned

I have been watching the live cop show thread instead tonight :P

Bug in the ear, PTSD edition.

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>he has a bug or something crawling in his ear and he's in a lot of distress because he has PTSD and fire is not responding

>caller isn't being let into a restaurant because he's from Indiana

>50 year old male lying on the ground bleeding
>possibly having a seizure

>male laying on the ground, bleeding, possibly having a seizure

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>4 Shots Fired.
>People are crying.

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i love /cpd/ so much

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>>136314522
you must say four hail Roberts and 3 Our Dispatchers and you will be absolved.

BP confirmed for robbed.

>34 year old male bitten by his friend's dog

Guess the breed.

LIVE PD thread is better than this shit. You people are autistic as fuck. Kill yourselves! SAD!

LIVE PD vs. CPD pol rivalry when?

>>136316796
come over to the live PD thread friends.

>>136304704

party people throwing things off the rooftops

>>136316796
>click the play button
>gives you a popup and still doesnt play
>redirects you to a page with another play button
>it does the same thing
>no video ever plays

feel free to get AIDS

>>136317085
feel free to turn on your television

>biohazard concern

>corpse has been here for a week
>biohazard issues for the bodysnatchers

WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT GODDAMNIT

> anonymous said

we've been had

>Lashawnda Quintin

>Lashonda is threatening to hurt the caller, is outside breaking bottles

Leshawnda is going to stab a caller.

>200-300 bikers out of control in the parking lot

>>136311298
FCC station ID

>3 shots fired on west 38th street

shots fired

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>3 Shots Fired
>Daughter trying to kill herself

>niglets joyriding in a stolen toyota

15 year old black female with stolen car.

>someone kicked in the back door
>then ran out the front

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>"what you got"
>"I GOT A LOT"

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>SIX
>SIX SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

anonymous demands the music stop!

>neighbors have had a live band playing for over two hours
>anon demands it be stopped

>DOA at stroeger

>>136320214
SIX
I
X

SHOTS

Male black white shirt
Running west on Washington now

Spent half an hour trying to help livepd get a stream without popunders and other such stuff. Finally gave up just now... I'm back home Roberts.

>car vs bus

>gunshot wound to the lower left leg
>good condition

>crime scene inside the apartment
>three shell casings and one live round
>three victims at Mt Sinai
>all good condition
>no offender in custody

Crazy night so far, Real Robert Hours

>>136321981
just a normal occurrence

>caller wants you to check if your door is shot up
>she doesn't want to look

>jesus is drunk and scaring the children

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Good evening Robert. Just got home and ready for the night.

>>136321029
>>136323148
Evening Roberts

>need cars
>big crowd
>weapon recovered
>they're chasing somebody

>napoleon is still complaining about the cars parking on the street and the party
>is waiting for someone to shut it down

God damn. I live so close to this shit. Thank god for gentrification, I wouldn't have known this happens without this thread.

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>>136322597
W-What the fucked happened there?

>nine year old autist out of control

>horse calling in

>Saturday Night
>just finished tonight's installment of Jojo
>ready for comfy mode to activate
You guys are the best. I'm so glad this thread exists.

>the party may have gotten out of hand
>four or five males fighting in the alley

>gunshot wound to the lower back
>critical condition

>two victims
>one shot in the face
>the other shot in the ankle

F

>male hispanic beating his wife whos holding 1 month old
color me shocked

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>ten year old daughter was sexually assaulted by the 17 year old cousin

>>136326186
guess the ethnicity.
has his panic written all over it. only been on for ten minutes, seems to be an active night for the latino community

>Squatter in building torturing someone(?)

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>>136327416

>>136327676
kek

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>man slumped over da wheel

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>person in a black Malibu hit 'im the the head with a bottle
>female hit an elderly male on oxygen
we Real Nigga Hours

It's fun to look up the addresses:
https://www.google.com/maps/place/2900+W+Lexington+St,+Chicago,+IL+60612/@41.8727819,-87.6985654,3a,75y,33h,73.38t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s7GmLgoqtJ3ED8wf7CaLifw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x880e329e0ca6fa95:0x5988e48b5043b72c!8m2!3d41.8721442!4d-87.6986671

>speeding over 100 MPH
zoom niggas

>drag racers taking down the barriers

2121 Preston 5 male blacks trying to fight female. Must be she-hulk

>$30-40 thousand stolen from man
>totally not drug money

>>136329456
Damn. I thought the guy who had $10k worth of stuff stolen out of his car Thursday was bad.

>shirtless male black with a gun

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>>136330328

Heyo just got here, did I miss anything good?

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>>136330695

general coonery
>>136311597
>>136317336
>>136318192
>>136320214
>>136321424
>>136325553
>>136325862

>refusing to stop

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>>136330608
How can people look at pictures like this and just not understand? I seriously don't get it. Can you really delude yourself to such an extent?

>stolen BMW took off on us

>male hispanic fondled caller's breasts in the club

>Kathleen said her breasts got fondled at the club

>>136332284
>possibly a 5 series

>on foot pursuing four male blacks who bailed out of a stolen car that they crashed

RIP BMW

>need more cars

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>>136332690
get 'em Robert

>caller says his brain chemical balance is off and he can't sleep

not sure what's going on but I can hear a shit-load of sirens on the west side right now

>>136332920
There was a call for more cars a couple minutes ago they may be headed there.

>"threatened to lay her out of the club because she cut in line in front of him"

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>shooting and screaming heard at five or six different locations
>40+ total shots fired

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>multiple calls of shots fired
>people screaming and shooting at each other

God damn Chicago is fucked

So many fucking shots fired

>>136333376
I think, if I've lerked correctly, that's 12+ tonight

>our victim may have a warrant

>male white going in and out of consciousness in front of the taco truck
>possible alcohol poisoning

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>>136305875
intoxicated male
off cranston
ems needs an escort
male white in and out of consciousness
lady causing problems at taco store

>another drunk
>face down in his own vomit

>face down in his own vomit

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>>136305875
black female domestic battery

>chicken noises

>>136334333
wtf was that

>female took a double dose of antidepressants
>now she's feeling anxious

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>body removal
bring da forms

>another body removal

>five to seven shots fired
>male on the ground
>people screaming "he's been shot"

I have an idea to combat racism in the police force.

Create an unarmed all-black division, this division will be the only one allowed to enter 70%+ black neighborhoods except for 10-1 calls. I know it's not a full answer since once you put on the uniform you're blue aka white, but I can see a progressive mayor getting a lot of support for it. Now instead of shooting innocent blacks at traffic stops, the best they can do is give out traffic tickets and innocent blacks don't have to be afraid of the police.

>>136337822
sounds pretty good to me but ya got the small percentage that are like

>Does NOT mAtTer ALl coPs Are RaCisT, WhY WorK FOr THE whITe MAn

and so on but id say they could carry