Elon Musk breaks up with amber heard

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>>136302884
MARS IS BACK ON EVERYBODY

>>136302884
LMAO seems johny in the depths got in contact with elon and gave him a hard speech

Alas, he didn't have a pussy.

>>136302884
PUMPED N DUMPED

I underestimated Musk's alphaness

>>136303149
no, it was that she didn't have a dick

>>136302884
Smart man. Never trust an Australian.

>>136302884

She has hit the wall hard. Depp enjoyed at her peak.Why would musk settle for 2nd best?

/unmarried women over 30 have no value unless they are virgins

>>136302884

got engaged then dumped!

>>136302884
He'll be back she's already caught him and won

>>136303207
this

>>136302884
>gets into a relationship with amber
>leads her on
>implies marriage
>gets tired of her
>drops her
that's some 4d chess right there
I never should've doubted him

He's a genius, why would he sacrifice his fortune and probably his future for some women. Or does she purely by coincidence only dated millionaires

>Ruin that smoking hot evil pussy for a year
>Dump her before she can get her hands on your money

Based.

>>136302884
So he was smart enough to dump her before marriage. Good for him.

>>136302884
Good!

>>136303152
He did say he was the alpha in this relationship to his first wife.

ELON YOU AUTISTIC CUNT

>>136303454
Golddigger meets the alpha widow destiny. Kinda peculiar, but I like it.

>>136303462
You don't need marriage to be with a woman and have kids.

If Elon was a permavirgin like Tesla, we'd have settlements on all of Jupiter's moons by now

>>136303256
he had a hard on for her for some time, he just wanted to have a good taste of that before he gtfo to mars

>>136302884
Living as a pretty woman is life very-easy mode. You don't have to be good at anything and still become a millionaire.

>>136303614
The kids need marriage to guarantee having two parents.
That women voted it into a female-exclusive money fountain is another deal entirely.

>>136302884
Good thing for humanity.

Amber Heard has definitely peaked.

>>136303624
All 69 of them? Surely you mean the Galilean moons.
t. permavirgin

>>136303655

question is who would want her now? pumped and dumped by two millionaires

>>136302884
CAN'T HUSK THE MUSK

At least he didn't make the same mistake third time. He's learning.

>>136302884

What do you think he heard lol?

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>tfw you won't be alive to see elons kids with amber, imagine how they would look

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Musk knew all along about her being a succubus and just used her for some sex and let her go

>>136303819
cant have settlements in every mooon of either planet you dipshits

>>136303256

>peak

That was like 10 years ago m8.

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Maybe he's gotta try a brunette or ginger for the next one. What's this, 3 blonds now?

>>136303072
Hirarious, he got tired of giving her the Falcon 9

>>136303882
who fucking cares. you sound like a celeb obsessed Brit

He already has like six sons, not much point in him marrying again.

just wait, in 20 years girls will be getting alimony payments just for dating break ups

Glad to see he was smart enough to do it before she convinced him to get married.

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>>136303882
God damn Amber is hot

>>136303882

Is she sucking the soul out of that guy?

>>136304433
meh

Not as hot as she gets credit for.

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tss yea, Eon wuz like I HEARD ENUF and dropped that cuntbag

>>136304356
they already could if they live together and shared stuff

>>136304580

Average girls are twenty times less exciting to look at yet have the exact same behavior and standards as Amber does. Let that sink in.

>>136302884
>> devistated
>> no more access to billions of dollars

No shit

>>136304682
Doubt you need to be a billionaire or hollywood star to land an average woman.

>>136302884
he was smart enough to realize shes just a gold digger

>>136302884
I was convinced she was going to suck him dry too. Good on Musky boy.

>>136303462
Shes not smoking hot dude... Youre the type of dude whos favorite ice cream is vanilla and it's not even Blue Bell its fucking Kroger brand

>>136304646
>Reply
Tssss FUCK yeah! More poon for dah Chippa! Right or wrong babe?

>>136304682
She is a fairly attractive gold digging fame whore. Average girls let me tinker with their stinker.

I will always choose option #2

>>136303624
Hes not a fucking genius dude... He got lucky with paypal and its WAY easier to make money when you already have it

Apparently she was an Emu operative trying to honeypot Elon into moving to Australia, building a rocket program here allowing Emus to colonise Mars first. Smart man didn't fall for it it seems.

>>136304356
Thats happens now its called common law marriage

>>136305157
>2/10 would not bang
Jesus Christ do you even understand how arrogant you sound?

>>136305253
>paypal, spaceX and Tesla
idk man hes pretty damn smart

>>136305335
Almost as desperate as you sound?

>>136305157
>She's not even that hot
Says the disgusting 400 pound neet who lives in his mother's basement

Good. I knew Musk was better than that. You cannot be Iron Man IRL but a cuck too.

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>>136305157
>Shes not smoking hot dude.
>not hot
Neck yourself.

>>136303882
Stacy incarnate

>>136305157
Hello fellow citizen of the best state in the goddamn union.

Amber is a psychotic bitch. Look what she did to Johnny Depp.
>Marries after knowing him only a few months.
>Divorces less than 2 years later
>He beat me up lol
>CHA-CHING

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>go to /tv/
>say she's average looking and dumb as bricks
>they get immensely butthurt

>>136305555
witnessed. but she's not fucking hot. i seriously know a normie who looks better than her.

>>136305253


Early life :

>Jaw like super man which is a sign off high testosterone in the womb
>Son off an engineer and a dietician (meaning he got a proper diet and nutrients in the womb)
> Very high IQ, learned how to program in a weekend after super focusing in a programming course that was supposed to be taken in 3 months
>Has existencial crisis at 12
>Reads Nietzsche, Schopenhauer and all off the encyclopedia Britannica to find some meaning, reads The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and comes to the conclusion that : "So, to the degree that we can better understand the universe, then we can better know what questions to ask."
>Then makes his first game at 15 years old and sells it for 500$ and wanted to start an arcade with his brother
>Went to a jewish school in south Africa where he was beaten up heavily to the point off going to the hospital
>Goes to canada at 17, works shit jobs for a year, then goes to study business and physics at the University of Pennsylvania, graduates with an undergraduate degree in economics and stayed for a second bachelor’s degree in physics.
>After heads to to Stanford University in California to pursue a Ph.D in energy physics.
> Leaves since the internet boom just started and starts Zip 2

Physicality and truths :

> In shape most off the times
> Has 6 kids named Xavier, Damien, Kai, Griffin, Saxon, and Nevada
>Says intelligence is largely inherited
>Says europe needs to stop refugees and migrats
>Says europe should start a social policy for people to have more kids
>Warned about population collapse in europe years ago

Companies :

>Tesla where he works as a designer engineer spends his day with the german head designer
>Space X where he works as a Chief Architect learned rocket engineering by reading his engineers notes and books as a Space founder said : https://www.quora.com/How-did-Elon-Musk-learn-enough-about-rockets-to-run-SpaceX
>The boring company
>Open Ai to study Ai told the facebook bug he doesn'tknowshit

why they called him a Paypal billionaire if he hadn't made anything close to a billion on selling his share of Paypal?

Avoiding a big divorce settlement. That would have been his future.

Good call.

>>136302884

lol, greedy shitty thot BTFO

>>136305446
Shes not that hot ive did a sex on top of women much more amazingly hot than her, like supermodels and we romped again and again and they all said i was humanitys greatest lovemaker

>>136305711
i dont care about any of that. he's a welfare babby

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>>136302884
BASED ELON GETTING OUT BEFORE SHE COULD DIG IN!

>>136303256
>women have no value
ftfy

>>136305711
Not finished :

> Started his own school because all the others were shit, shitted on the educational model on chinese TV

> Starts another company called neuralink : https://waitbutwhy.com/2017/04/neuralink.html to develop a high bandwidth and safe brain-machine interface.

> Did paypal with peter thiel

Is a huge nerd as well.

Read his biography a lot off it is missing but to people like >>42347680
calling him an ubermensch is just wrong, if anyone is an ubermensch is elon, being ubermensch isn't just about being fit and smart you idiots, it's not about that at all.

Fucking cringe when people call him steve jobs, this dude his crazy smart when you look at it objectively without any mal intentions but people are just fucking stupid.

Good for him he wanted to date his celeb crush and got out

>>136305745
keep in mind he's been divorced three times now, twice to the same woman

at least he finally learned something from that

>>136302884
More like she dumped him. Elon's gubmint gibs will be running out soon. And the moment that happens he's broke. He's running a ponzi scheme funded will welfare money.

>>136305555
meh
Kek has bad taste.

>>136305799
kek you don't know how tax credits work, at least inform yourself before falling for tea party propaganda.

Where are your 6 white kids, cuck?

>>136305877
>implying scamming the government for shekels isnt alpha

>>136305792
>ive did a sex on top of women much more amazingly hot than her, like supermodels

Me too.

THE FUTURE OF SPACE TRAVEL AND ROAD VEHICLES IS SAVED

Story of him beating her or some bullshit will come out in a few days

>>136305745
>Avoiding a big divorce settlement. That would have been his future.
>Good call.

This. I'm betting he was having her trailed by PIs and they came back with some data that proved his suspicions.

Id rather have a plain jane woman..and we connect and personalities match..have a good time...then some super hot selfish cunt

>>136303656
Yeah, but in the end you've accomplished nothing of worth and everybody you know will drop you the moment those looks start to rot.

What an awful existence.

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>>136305157
>2 years to get strawberry bluebell back on the shelves

>>136302884
You don't think he strung her along just to fuck with her do you?

She's devastated because she couldn't keep up the charade long enough to take half of Musk's shit so she could pile it on top of half of Depp's shit.

>>136302884

so i guess he is smart after all

sweet

>>136303207
except she isn't one

>>136304580
you're a huge faggot

>>136303882
this is so fucking hot

>>136302884
I bet Musk sent revenge sex videos of her doing humilliating shit.

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>>136306093
calm down leaf

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>>136302884
Are you using quotes instead of greentext?
Go back to fucking REDDIT

>>136306092
Haha lefty pol has never had good pussy

>>136305991

>Yeah, but in the end you've accomplished nothing of worth

The sort of cunt that would do this is so vapid that wouldn't faze her.

it's not like you have to be vetted by and approved by the elite that run this world to go into space or anything. oh no, the elites let just anybody build space rockets. totally not one of them, totally real. this is totally not party of the storyline the elites spin to keep us docile and controlled, nothing like that at all. rocket man is 100% legit of course.

pretty sure secret space programs exist, pretty sure not just anyone can get into space. pretty sure you have to be down with the satanic elite cult of saturn program. but hey, i could be wrong, but it seems unlikely.

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>>136302884
>tfw he read that 4chan thread and was redpilled by Anons

another roastie btfo

Elon probably planned to pretend fall for her from the beginning for easy golddigger pussy than dumped his pocket pussy after a year

>>136306092
That is a wildly incorrect assumption.

Why do you care what I think about who you beat off to?

>>136302884
She's nothing. I'm not a billionaire and I've fucked better looking women.

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>>136306182
should i buy pic related

>>136303076
I don't care, I loved Lone Ranger

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>>136305711
>Nevada Musk
kek sounds like a shitty cologne

>>136303206
No, it was he didn't have a BBC

It makes me smile knowing Elon smashed that puss every night while stuttering on about the simulation hypothesis

"Odds are a billion to one that this pussy isn't eVAN REA-UH uhhh uhhhhhhhh"

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she's all smoke and mirrors, without makeup and lighting just an average whore.

>>136306331
i think he realized it was a better bet just going back to the pocket pussy.

>>136302884
CAN'T TUSK THE MUSK

JOHNNY "POLANSKI IS NOT A PREDATOR YOU FUCKING DRUMPFKINS" DEPP ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>136306389
his first kid was named Nevada and died at birth anon

This is the second Nevada, show some respect

>>136306324
I am beginning to think allot of us are influential.
Where else can we go to for people to treat us like nobody?

>>136305157
i bet you're dating a fat rez rat teepee dweller or a nigress sheboon.

>>136303207
she's a Texan you fucking leaf

Why the FUCK did he date her a second time.

>>136306702
leaf retardation knows no bounds. truly limitless.

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>>136302884
>fucking walking red flag and the faggot had to see it for himself
I hope he took notes.

>>136302884
Safe bet for him

>>136304580
Dude I would no joke fight in the thunderdome for a swing at that puss

>>136306686
So he is dating somebody you assume is unattractive while you aggressively defend a D list "celebrity" on the internet? That's the insult?

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>>136305555

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>>136303072
literally my first thought

>>136307235
Well, your desperation knows no boundaries.

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>>136303256
>Virgins over 30
All set shacking up with an absolute lunatic

>>136306818
it explains why they elected DUDE WEED LMAO

>>136303207
Though she isn't one, this post is correct

>>136307311
J U S T

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Based Elon BTFOing dumb roasties before they can steal his money

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>#dumpthecunt

we goin' to mars, boys!

>>136302884
Good. I lost so much respect for him when I heard he was dating her. You're a fucking billionaire! Why date a woman that has been fucked by half of hollywood. I never understood that.

>>136303072
PLUTO OR B U S T

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>>136303521
>Elon is pacing back and forth in the walk-in closet yet again
>He can be heard practicing, with varying intensity, but mostly half-whispering
>>I am the alpha.. I am
>He looks at himself in a mirror extending almost down to the floor, and corrects one of his sleeves
>>I am the alpha, no.. I, I am the alpha.. hmm I am the.. eh-
>His wife leans on the doorframe and peeks into the room
>>>"Honey," she says
>>"Eh, yes?" he responds with some surprise, staring at a tie-rack
>>>"I think dinner's done about now, they said 30 minutes today"
>>>"Yes Dear, okay, see you there." he licks his lips briefly and mouths "I am the alpha"
>The wife walks off
>He finishes training, puts his shoes on and goes downstairs
>The table is set with the usual silverware, and his wife is waiting, having set up a candle in the middle as well
>Elon walks down the stairs, sits down and the wife gestures for the staff to serve them
>>"Looks lovely." he says, looking at the lobster and wine
>A while after they've started eating, the wife starts as usual
>>>"Elon, could you increase my monthly-" she asks in her usual sugary voice
>>"Honey, I have something to tell you. I-"
>>"I am the alpha" he finally gets it out, all of these months, finally he makes his stand
>>>".. and omega?" she asks, puzzled by his seemingly sudden outburst
>>"No, that's not, no, that's not it's supposed to go, no, I mean I am the alpha leader..
>>".. like, like, a wolf." he's almost stumped by her quick wit, but manages to retort
>>>"That's great, dear. So how are you feeling today?" she asks him
>>"I-I'm, I'm okay? I'm okay, uh, could you uh, pass the, uh, gravy?" he refuses to show her defeat
>The rest of the dinner continues as expected, but Elon is now uncharacteristically upbeat for reasons only known to him
>He finally did it!
>Today, he finally told him - he is the alpha
I like the guy, but I thought it'd be fun to write even if it lacks detail.

>>136306554
Still sounds like some faggot shit

If I was a billionaire, I wouldn't restrict myself to boinking the same Betty either.

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>>136302884
Lads, I feel like this is some sort of event to celebrate.

>>136303256

I wouldn't trust an over 30 virgin either that would set off "frigid lesbian golddigger" alarm bells to me.

>>136308835
>Typos
Oh well. Thread's dead anyway?

Once you get toa certain age, you realize that all women are the same: they bring nothing of value to the relationship except their vagina.

once you realize this, you can hit and quit even the prettiest women on earth, without a second thought of regret and move on to the next one.

good to know he didnt wifey her up like johnny cuck

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>>136302884
HOLY FUCK THERE IS A GOD

That succubus would have destroyed him ffs. We can finally go to Mars now.

>>136302884
Thank God!

>>136303260
>engaged
she only had to contain her crazy until married. clearly a total loon!

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>>136303072
Topkekkles. Probably even a little truth to it.

It probably went like this, Elon watched the Rum Diaries in secret and started thinking. Then at some point during a date Amber started questioning Elon about wanting to have kids or whatever, impyling she isn't the youngest anymore, and she wants to marry someone and start a family. Elon then replied, ok, I respect your wishes, and broke up.

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>>136303072
MARS > PUSSY

ROASTIES BTFO

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>>136309777
can't argue with those digits

>>136302884
Usually it's the woman breaking things off. What a bloody legend!

>>136307311
Gross. Why would she go outside like that

>>136304124
He tried dating a nigger once. He told her there were no black people on mars and she chimped out.

>>136309986
He had enough sense to end it before she could get her hands in his bank account
The man knows his shit.

>>136305642
this is true
>had female friend who was Johnnys personal masseuse while he was filming pirates of carribean on the Gold Coast
>she'd be at his place after film shooting and he would be constantly stressed because this bitch would be constantly breaking his balls over everything
>even saw those dogs Amber snuck through customs on the private jet, just pissing and shitting everywhere through this mansion because they weren't trained
>heard arguments initialed by Amber to Johnny all the time
>being the fangirl at the time, even offered johnny a happy ending because he looked so stressed out and was refused because he was a tradiational man who doesn't roll that way

>>136310221
>He tried dating a nigger once. He told her there were no black people on mars and she chimped out.

Kek. That's hilarious. He was probably dating her as a sociobiological experiment.

This guy make take a shit-ton of .gov shekels, but he's a fuck of a lot better than some shyster investment banker trying to joo old ladies out of their pensions.

>>136309006
THICC

>>136310632
We'll he's an actual futurist. The Obama administration was the sort of ultra sterile corporatist administration you see in sci fi flicks so of course they helped him.

I can see Trump helping him for job creating purposes

>>136302884
hit it and quit it, thats how it's done

she is so fucking hot too, this guy is like my hero, he's fucking bald and foreign but he's such a business bad boy

Johnny Depp is a homo. I wouldn't touch a vile beast that dated him.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

since when did /pol/ become a cosmopolitan celeb gossip site?

>>136305711
>>Open Ai to study Ai told the facebook bug he doesn'tknowshit

About the philosophy of AI and it's dangers of turning against man.

Neither of them know shit about it, because there is nothing to know.

>>136305823
> Started his own school because all the others were shit, shitted on the educational model on chinese TV

3 teachers to 20 kids, probably all multiple master and/or PhD in non useless studies, probably all making a couple 100K a piece if not million+. So not so much a school system, but just the old utterly unscalable mentoring system the elite have historically always used to educate their young.

It's easy when you can throw money at it.

>>136307311
Is that the supposed beating she caught from Jonny derp?

Dude is a 5'2" manlet and still that don't look like a punch. Looks she pinched herself really hard and then slapped it 20 times

>>136306324
reminds me of the dad from "Killed by Death"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7-sbiGlzw

>>136311922
he 'allegedly' threw a phone at her

>He ended it a week ago. He’d heard certain things about her behaviour that didn’t sit well with him.

Fucking bigoted homophobe

>>136310444

checked

>>136309777
>Elon then replied, ok, I respect your wishes, and broke up.

she tried to put his balls in a jar, and he responded by throwing her out on the street like an old shoe

>>136302884
Thank god

Amber Heard is a fucking sociopath

Smart guy. Why have one girl who looks like gold but acts like aluminum when you can afford platinum?

>>136308835
underrated

Who

>>136304081
>10
try atleast 20 mate.

>>136311170
agree on this we both know the truth based anon

>>136303882

Having a girl on top of you and her hair around your face is probably the most amazing feeling ever, it's so fucking intimate.

>>136312704
>try atleast 20 mate.
UMA DELICIA

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>>136312781
Feels good

>>136303454
well if he led her on with the promise of children and marriage, isn't he the degenerate? that's not her fault if she was going for that.

>>136303256

>Roastie thinks she can get billionaire

Kek

>>136302884
Has anyone made a JUST pic of him yet?

>>136302884
Amber's not unlucky
The bitch be crazy

>>136313229
Why would they?

>>136302884
Not sure what he wanted with that used-up roastie, but LOL

Did he just go out with her to dump her? Is he secretly red pilled? Maybe Elon goes on here.

>>136313229
>guy worth 20 billion dollars
>six kids, all boys
>somehow JUST

If this fucking guy is JUST what the fuck standard are you using as framework for success, roastie?

>>136313312
>>136313390

Sorry, I thought it was a divorce.

>>136302884
About fucking time xD. I have a feeling Musk browses /pol/ and the heard bad things..... Kek, good for him, he deserves better than that used up roastie. No free gibs for her

>and she's devastated
Anyone have some smug peeps?

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>>136303207
canadians sucking moose nuts

chekkem

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>>136303882
Am I gay if I find this gross?

elon should just stay single and fuck lots of amber heards

>>136313541
Get the fuck off of 4chan newfag beta bitch kike nigger son of a whore

>>136306519
>says her hotness is smoke and mirrors
>literally uses a mirror pic to show her not being hot
>since mirrors are a sham, she is actually hot

gg m8 uve been scooled

>>136312955
what can i do, i like them young.

>>136306576
I remember starting some shit thread, then the next day a major blog picks it up.

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>>136304433
you can find 20 of these just walking down a street in Netherlands!!
She is a young above average white chick (not do young though + very high maintenance! if Johnny Depp and Elon Musk (both spend money like a nigger) cant handle her, she should find a Rothschild)

>>136308835
Kek

>>136303072
good.

imagine half the mars money going to shoes and shit.

>>136305555
She is maybe a five with makeup. I don't understand how she's still getting alphas.

>>136302884
He'd have to be a moron to stay with someone that is known for being a gold digger the way she is. She's so obvious.
I hope he fucked her in the ass and made her drink piss so she realizes that at the end of the day she's just an aging plaything for rich men.

>>136303459
I think he has had to pay up in 2 divorces, so not a genius in that regard.

>>136306519
I agree. Very generic blonde. Boring.

>>136302884
Gay. Who cares. Not politics. Die.
Also, elon cucks is overrated, there.. I said it.

>>136313685
Did you have a target there, or just throw shit at the wall and maybe see what sticks.

>>136313655
beyond gay. might as well go full transgender too.

It seems Elon Musk has six white sons already. Didn't know desu.

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>>136302884

The roast is toast.

>>136309519
many such cases!

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>>136313830
except
>they're NOT as hot, maybe close
>poorfags
>speak a dumb language in a dumb country

>>136305169
..fucking hell. 'Chip-posting'
Now I've seen everything

>>136304124
Thats his thing, ex wife said he constantly told her to make hers blonder.

>>136313894
>She is maybe a five with makeup. I don't understand how she's still getting alphas.

You have to be 18 to post here.

>>136313062
She's hot but seeing that smug face really makes me want to punch her.

>>136305727
It's what people know. Nobody's ever heard of Tesla and the rocket company

>>136314180
>Thats his thing, ex wife said he constantly told her to make hers blonder.

He should take a tour of Scandinavia and rescue some blond chicks.

>>136303207
She is American

>>136303256

>over 30

That's not how you spell 25 anon

>>136314220
it bothers me that she's super cute but probably a total bore in the sack. the obvious hotties usually are. i could be wrong but a get a sexual normie vibe off of her. like i'd have to light a bunch of candles and watch netflix to pound it or some gay shit.

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>>136302884
>it was his decision

thank god
I was really worried for a moment

>>136313894
I've fucked 10 women beta. And I'm 20.
She's ugly as shit. Why is it movie stars and engineers have shit taste in women.
You never see musicians with ugly roasties

>>136313459
Even if it were, it clearly says he left her. I think it's time for JUST to die, it's outlived its usefulness.

>>136314514
get your eyes checked, nigger.

>>136303521
Yea, he had his wife at the time sign a POSTnup once he got rich. He must've married a fucking retard, who the hell would sign that agreement after they get married? It's essentially telling them that you want a divorce AND that you want to screw them over. Since then he's just been in dysfunctional relationships with celebrities.

I can't stand Elon Musk. Legit can't stand the fucker, he's a raging narcissist out for himself and Reddit lemmings think he's some kind of futurist messiah.

>>136313830
Grow up faggot. Not all of us are live in peter pan world.

To the exact same woman, twice. That's why Amber went after him. She thought it was easy pickin's. But he's learned a thing or two since then about roasties.

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>>136302884
>He'd HEARD certain things

P O S T W A L L
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>>136314670
He's protected himself from gold diggers pretty well, he might be annoying but when it comes to playing the game he does it well.

>>136313938
>take 2 whores to the bone zone so hard that you now have 6 kids running around out there carrying half your DNA
>only have to sacrifice an infinitesimally small amount of your net worth to pay off those 2 whores for the privilege of never having to see them again
>invest zero effort into raising your kids, changing their diapers, or listening to them scream. the divorced whores are doing all the work.
>you get to focus on your actual life's work for the rest of your life while baiting and banging out the occasional young gold-digging slut and shattering her dreams when you abruptly call it off
we can only dream of living this well

>>136314434
On the contrary I tend to think that she's great in the bed but she's the kind of manipulative slut that overtly uses it as leverage on you.

Anyway I hate the overconfidence that emanates out of her, looks like a dumb slut that think she's the new Machiavelli, she needs to be put in her place
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>>136307311

haha i am so glad he dumped this roastie i would furiously fap to but never have a chance w. it makes me so mad to think about how she would have access to so much money just for being born w a vagina and a pretty face. elon is truly an inspiration for typical-unattractive-male tech geeks who become billionaires. i can't wait to pick up girls who are physically and socially out of my league once i finish grad school and start making the real engineer bucks. i'm gonna hit and quit all of em.

>>136313064
Musk knew the game she was aiming for though. She wanted to marry and then dump him for easy cash, gold digging MO.

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>>136314616
Never!

>>136303072
LETS FUCKING GO

Musk murdered his first child because of genetic defects. All of his six children were born via in vitro fertilization in order to do genetic screening to ensure only alpha sons were born.

>>136305991
>verybody you know will drop you the moment those looks start to rot
then don't base your value on your looks. idiot.

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>>136302884
>Can't fusk the musk

>>136302884
Okay, so he realized what we did the moment we heard about her. Whatever.

WE'RE GOING TO MARS

>>136307311
Amber Heard?

More like amber shouldve listened

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>>136316934

>>136302884
Elon Musk cannot be that smart if he is seriously dating white western college educated women. It's like dating cancer.

>>136303207
Top kek, leaf-bro.
It's always a safe bet to blame the Aussies, they'll have to cross the Pacific to get to us.

>>136316934
>Amber Heard?
>More like amber shouldve listened
More like Amber Herd Mentality.
Do you realize how fucked up this whore has to be to go with those two retards?

>>136303882
sucubuss

>>136317661
same with russia, except they dont have to go anywhere since they have winter on their side

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>>136316934

>>136305792
And let me guess you work at McDonald's making $900,000 a year and you have 10 inch dick gtfo of here lying nigger

>>136306702
Technically, she's from Austin. Not Texas. If you lived here, you'd understand the difference.

>>136306497
Underrated

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oh look a washed up whore got dumped

>>136305157
Can anyone interrupt this food based anology for me? Some of us aren't fat cunts that know what everything tastes like

>>136302884
Devastated her plans failed. HOW COULD MARS BE BETTER THAN MY PERFECT LEGS AND FACE?
>>136313655
It's intimate to the point of cuckishness watching it, so I'd say no.

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>>136302884
What the fuck you degenerate nigger , this is /pol/ not your celebrity gossip forum. Herbed

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>31
Tick tock

Getting toasty over there, beta bux didn't quite pan out according to plan

>>136305995

>tfw used to be a frozen foods manager at Kroger

Y'all don't even know how much of a fucking shitstorm that was, and how many times I got cussed out for not having Bluebell (which is a vendor item anyway - I couldn't order it). Even had people begging me to get "the recalled stuff" from the back. Which I did, because a sale is a sale.

>yfw when I took over I found some frozen food that was 5-6 years old, wasn't even in the computer system
>marked that shit down to a quarter and sold it anyway

>>136311939
Damn dude that was probably the manliest music video I've ever seen. He LITERALLY gets bitches, DIES, then comes back to life just to get bitches again. Will music videos ever be this fun again in the nu-male world?

>>136302884
I am Jack's total lack of surprise

>paypal billionaire
wut

Time to rev up those AI

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>>136305157
>All of these salty gelato respondents.
Really Sprinkles my Sundae.

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>she's licking her wounds in Australia

BARNABY, SHE NEEDS SOME GUSTO

>>136302884

>pump and dump

based elon

>>136303256

He only wanted her because she still had the slight taste of Johnny Depp on her poon.

Once that began to fade he lost interest.

>>136303454
that's entry level pua shit

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>>136302884
WE BUZZ FEED NOW BOIS !!!
got to love nu male /pol/

>>136305157
>food analogy
>always a mart sharter

I agree thought. She is not average but I don't find her very attractive either

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>>136303072
>>136302884
>>136303256

>>136307311
Is that supposed to be a mark ?!
Johny must be hitting like a girl.

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She is the second most beautiful woman in the world.

The first one is obviously Cara Delevinge

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>>136316934

very surprised the Heard's nude scenes haven't been posted yet....

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>>136316934
Funny leaf, I'll rake you last

>>136324495
is that the chick from all those blacked memes?

>>136324636

She's the GODDESS.

>>136303207
I don't how aussies have a reputation for shitposting when you post 30-40x as much shit

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>>136324762
Right?

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>>136324954
She's perfect. I love her eyebrows. Japs don't have eyebrows.

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>>136317661
>they'll have to cross the Pacific to get to us.
You underestimate the quality of weapons and adversary you may have to face.

>>136302884
according to greek mythology. women were created as a punishment to mankind. good for elon for shedding his skin

http://www.desy.de/gna/interpedia/greek_myth/creationMan.html

>>136324954
whatever the hell this is, quit posting it.

>>136302884
Smart move. Very smart move. He picked sanity over a nice ass and face.

>>136302884
wew, don't even know why he dated her in the first place.

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>>136303072
c'mon Elon

>>136312781
Yeah but it gets really warm.

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>>136325232
What are you talking about? This is a goddess

He discovered she was a succubus. Good for him.

>>136305157
>tfw mom doesn't like blue bell and prefers Kroger brand

>>136302884
Bisexuality is the biggest red flag in a woman so I'm not suprised this whore is unable to hold a sustained relationship.

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>>136302884
what if
what if Elon Musk browses /pol/ and saw the 10 threads a day calling him a cuck and realized she's a succubus whore

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>>136302884
>>136303066
CAN'T CON THE ELON

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>>136302884


Why would a BILLIOINAIRE want a used up, old dirty whore like Amber?

He could get any pussy he wants....

Any. Pussy. He. Wants.

Way to go Elon, you smart bastard.

>>136302884
>fuck gorgeous supermodel for a year straight
>break up with her and suffer no consequences

is Musk /ourguy/?

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>>136326166
Guaranteed.

>>136306324
That boy Onslow throwing down on a cold one

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>>136324954
>>136325081
>>136324495
>>136325441

>>136303256
Depp didn't get her at her peak though. There was that whole debacle where he found out she fucked Billy Bob Thornton when she was younger. Depp smashed a mirror and Wrote "Billy Bob + Easy Amber" in blood on the wall, hotel made him pay for it.

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>>136326594
Peak female aesthetics

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>>136326241

But she's so pretty and she was so in love with all his money.

>>136305169
Fucking kill yourself. Anthony Cumia is a schmuck.

>>136302884
can't beat welfare queen musk

>>136311074
Elon Musk is politics.
We must control his life so that we can have our Nazi Mars Utopia.

>>136314616

I think it was just used inappropriately. It has it's use.

>>136326166
He probably knew it beforehand.

Elon Musk was very blue-pilled, but he seems to have picked up on a lot of red-pill knowledge, particularly in relation to demographics and women.

I'd not be surprised if he entered into this relationship with the express purpose of breaking it off before she could take any money from him. He was talking about demographics "being one of the biggest problems we will face in the future" a few months before they got together iirc.

And Amber divorce-raped johnny depp. Faked hitting herself on camera I think. So Elon knew what he was getting into.

Man went up a few notches in my eyes. He's still not redpilled but he's the best of the bunch he's in to my knowledge.

>>136327474

>b....b...b...but I wanted 10 billions dollars :(

ROASTIES ETERNALLY BTFO
MARS MALE-ONLY COLONY WHEN?

>>136328215

Dumping hot roasties only adds stock to his portfolio. He knows exactly what he's doing.

>>136328405

You'd like that, would you, faggot?

>MGTOP

>>136328468
Yes.

>>136328556

Kek'd

>>136303954
>either planet
What? Only Jupiter is being discussed here, and the Galilean moons are the 4 largest.

>>136306497
top kek

>>136303072
nah he's still a Trump hater and a loser
Enjoy eating NASA's smoke, Autismo Musk!