Why are Eurocucks so pathetic?

Because bringing weapons to a cinema or something is such a good idea.

You fucking american retard. No wonder you get attacks everyday.

>>136302813
So, what. You have to give them up forever? That doesnt look like something that is maintained to keep peoples screw drivers for a couple hours.

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> Screwdriver

>>136302813
>mad that I can conceal carry a firearm to the cinema and around town
The inferiority complex is hilarious. Why have a weapon to defend yourself when you can simply spread your asscheeks ah pierre?

>>136302813
Because bringing dangerous Muslims into your country is such a good idea. No wonder you get terror attacks everyday.

>>136302369
Yeah it's fucked but people shouldn't be carrying knives on the fucking street, and having one doesn't help you at all, compared to if everyone has guns, knife fights are completely fucked.
Honestly it'd be a better idea to wear a vest and walk with a cane than carry a knife with you.

I own a couple of shotguns at home though, license is easy to get.
Will be getting a few rifles soon, but the laws are shit. No handguns, no full auto, most things have to be .22, and you need to have a reason (gun clubs/hunting etc.) which is pretty fucking weak.

>>136302369
>be American
>get shot

>>136302813
>No wonder you get attacks everyday.
you have major ones every week or so

>>136302369
Why isn't there a truck on that bin?

>>136302369
carrying a knife has stopped me from getting robbed or beaten by niggers multiple times.

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>>136302369
Europeans:
>culture
>high iq
>uncircumsized penises
>100% white
>beautiful cities

Americans:
>no culture
>mongrels
>low iq
>trailer trash
>mutilated penis
>mixed mongrels
>ugly cities full of Mcdonalds
>no culture

I know who I'd rather be.

>>136303779
no they don't

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This is your average London classroom.

>>136302369
Wow, I'm trying to listen to what this chick's saying, but I find it so distracting, her breath smells, like, what is that? That smell, it's familiar. Fuck, her breath, it smells like Lauren Southern's cunt.

>>136302369
british "men" wouldn't know how to use a weapon even if they had one

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>>136304233
She's part Indian so your probably smelling curry on her breath.

>>136304044
>100% white
you blew it

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>>136302369
I bet britbongs need a license just to have a campfire in their own backyard too.
Makes me wonder if they also need a license to not be protestant and muslim.

>>136303643
>Be British
>eating a toast sandwich
>take out butter knife
>Swat team breaks down door

>>136302369
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MORE PROOF THAT ALL THE ALPHA ANGLOS SAILED THE SEAS TO DISTANT LANDS CENTURIES AGO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>136303585
>people shouldn't be carrying knives on the fucking street
Certified bong.

>>136302813
remember that theater, baguette?
plenty of weapons in there

>>136302369
>You are a coward for carrying a folding pen knife.

Jesus fucking christ that's ridiculous

>>136304044
>uncircumsized penises
except all those muslim penises penetrating your women

>>136302813
BATACLAN YOU FUCKING DOLT

>>136304923
>Don't get shot

>>136304044
Europeans
>Didn't go to the moon
>Pussies
>Aren't allowed to own guns
>Aren't allowed to own butterknives
>Women don't shave
>Birthplace of feminism, communism, socialism, etc.

Americans
>Went to the moon
>Won both World Wars
>Invented the internet
>Only country to use nukes
>American corporations line the streets of every major city across the world, reverse colonization

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>>136302369
It is a fucking disgrace. As much as I love where I live, I intend to move somewhere that has less retarded gun laws. All I own at the moment is a gladius and a crossbow. The main problem is that I can't carry any weapons in public which defeats the fucking purpose. What use is a weapon if I don't have it when I get into dangerous situations?

>>136305224
won both wars
Only country to use nukes
lul

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>>136305281
This makes me sick

>>136304044

Nobody believes this shit about europeans being cultured and intelligent any more.

You're demolishing all your culture to build mosques and your entire EU situation is fucking retarded.

You're gonna have to find something else to hang your hat on because that stereotype bit the dust.

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>>136302369
>screw driver
They aren't even sharp. Pretty soon their government is going to make them all where bicycle helmets.

That's just the Brits and their idiotic "everything's a weapon" mentality. If you think an entire continent is like that because the Essex PD put up that sign you are a fucking retard.

>ban guns
criminals switch to knives
>ban knives
criminals switch to acid
>ban acid
????
Fill in the blank /pol/

>>136302813
A human road calling other countries unsafe kek

>>136305192
>but then get mowed down by a terrorist truck.

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>Be britbong.
>Want to have a camp fire with me mates.
>Go to the local magistrate.
>"Oi luv, one license for a ground pyre"
>"Oi, u cannae call me luv luv, that be bad."
>"Sorry mate, anyways bout that pyre permit"
>pay 1000L for license
>Buy wood buying license
>Get fire going
>Mates show up.
>We begin brazzin
>Got the streaky belly type. Best of all.
>Immigrants happen by out front.
>Rozzers show up.
>Get fined for offending muzzies since streaky belly pork is extra halal.
>Get sent to jail.

>>136305852
criminals switch to trucks

>>136302369
England has this bizarre mentality of 80's style campaigns that are obnoxiously lame. Stuff that you'd expect in grade-school programs. Like DARE but even more lame and stink-face inducing.
They seem to have a pathological blind spot for reality and human nature. They think these stupid boxes aren't just a source of laughter and state-ridicule. They think they're "helping". It's insane. As their country gets swallowed by the shit-stains they usher in to displace them. It's disgusting but I've all but lost any amount of caring. Watching Europe burn and possibly the U.S. is what it will take to learn our lesson...if we ever recover at all anywhere after the great White-flight to come.
Not to put too fine of a point on it. :)

>>136305457
its what they want apparently
i mean nbody does anything about it at all

>>136302813
I've got my 9mm hidden every time I watch a movie regardless of any of their stupid fucking signs or statutes baring them.
The constitution is our license and they can suck my dick of they want to leave me defenseless.
Really stoked you're upset about it though. I'm going to watch a movie tomorrow and I'll being an extra magazine as a little wink to your faggoty-anxiety.

>>136305668
tbf 1man1screwdriver was a pretty dank video

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>>136302813
We get attacks because niggers like shooting each other all the time.
What's even better is that they try to hide behind "Muh poverty".

>>136304506
they need that in some ares in the states as well

>>136304973
They shouldn't.
I'd be all for open and concealed carry handguns, because they actually do something.
If someone has a gun and you draw first they'll put it down. If someone has a blade and you pull a blade then you're going to be stabbing eachother 50 times until someone falls over

>a fork, screwdriver, kitchen tools, and a survial utility knife is considered "weapons"
wew lad
>as im conceal carrying a firearm in america
AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>136303585
>hunting
>.22
Best you'll get is squirrels

>>136307204
We in the U.S. seem to be the only country who actually worry about such things as our governments turning tyrannical.
Every other country that's worth a damn just rolls over and takes it in the ass.

>>136305985
KEK

>>136307463
Yeah it's fucking retarded. Can't even buy slugs without a shit ton of red tape too

>>136302369
>be me
>alright day in britbong, raining as usual
>walk down in my street
>see the cookiemonster
>ohfuckimfappingtonight.png
>look closer
>see its a knife box, and its made of CARDBOARD
>think to myself, yeah I could use a steak knife for eating meat, the Popsicle stick wasn't enough anyway
>open box
>alarmsounds.mp4
>oh shit
>royal guard approaching
>"ONLY COWARDS CARRY YA DAFT CUNT"
>run
>I am not fast enough, too many chip butties
>they deploy their tactical umbrellas
>they get me and whack me over the head with an umbrella
>turns out I wasn't carrying my popsicle stick licence
>go to jail for 20 years
>wake up
>oh shit I'm in Australia

>>136307519
It's not that it's that everyone is so fucking naive that they think that elections actually do anything and that politicians don't take bribes or get blackmailed.
They think the police brass is made up of similar flawless human beings.

So let's ban everything that could hurt someone so we're all safe.

They don't even consider that the government might need to be overthrown some day.
It's truly shocking

>>136306039
holy hell, I keked

>>136306039
Fucking kek

>>136309668
I think he is secretly a britbong and the story is half real
8/8 inpersonation

>>136309984
*impersonation

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>>136302813
>No wonder you get attacks everyday.
LMAO

>>136302369
This is all fine and dandy, BUT
- where are the attack truck surrendering depos?
- where are the acid surrendering containment tanks?

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Everything listed except the broken bottle is a tool, not a weapon. Don't people in Europe have to repair things? I carry a multi-tool around for the occasional first world problem (loose screw, something is stuck, need to cut open packing, etc)

>>136302369
WAIT A MINUTE ARE THEY CALLING THEIR ENTIRE ARMY COWARDS?

>>136306189
>i mean nbody does anything about it at all

I like to shitpost about the UK and their knife bins and stuff just for humor, but really they have no real conservative movement to counter that kind of shit, its sad really

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>Don't be a dick, bin that stick!

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>>136312141
>amerilards unironically think people carrying a literal fucking spear around in public is perfectly acceptable
wew

>>136311627
My broken bottle is a tool of justice.

>>136302813
Dude in America, the liberals disarmed themselves (except for the criminal niggers and spics) so when we decide to, we can basically wipe them out. Which is probably soon.

Tldr you're a cuck and you're letting Muhammed poison your gene pool

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>>136312669
>europeasants
>white

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>>136314181
>56%

>>136305281
I can't imagine why anyone would want to live in a country that's as delusional and authoritarian as the UK.

>pol would rather have criminals owning weapons to kill innocent peope

FUCKIN KEKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AMIRTUIE

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>>136314443
>meanwhile, in reality..

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>>136302369
> Implying cookie monster wouldn't defend his shit with a broken bottle.

>>136302369
Why the cookie monster?

>>136302813
Never saw someone deserving a portion of lead in his cucked baguette thick fucking skull so much

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>>136305281
>pic related is the only reaction you'll ever get from me

>>136302369
Death to the Queen!

>>136302813
yeah because a wannabe shooter will be stopped by a bin that asks you to throw away your weapons, they will definitely do as the law says, as criminals tend to do

stop being retarded for once baguette

>>136303643
>be British
>get ran over
>go on twitter after getting out of the hospital
>complain about it
>get arrested

>>136302369
>screwdriver
>"weapon"

>>136302369
It's 2 in the morning, you're in the subway dying in a pool of your own blood after being robbed and stabbed by a feral Somali. You had nothing with which you could defend yourself

>"oi at least I'm not a bloody coward innit"

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>>136303103
Consider yourself lucky that they don't add bicycle wheels to the list.

how many bongs kill themselves due to the hideous selection of women in their country?

>>136320341
I'd literally pay them to run an interview and ask them, how they feel when they unironically post this autistic shit on twitter. Do they think of themselves as heroes? Do they even give a shit? Do they know, how fucking retarded and insane this fuckfest even looks?

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>>136305437
>cant greentext
>lul

>>136320663

None, how's dame Edna doing

>>136321855
>dame edna
>a middle aged man successfully replicating the look and characteristics of the average woman in england

>>136305192
>being content with that

>>136308591
KEK