First Head Transplant

>>136287775
So the donor will still have an intact spinal cord.
Does that mean the transplantee will inherit all of the muscle memories?

Expect a lot of young healthy men to have "accidents" and their bodies end up with wealthy 1%ers.

This won't work because we don't know how to fully reassemble a spinal cord once it's severed. At best, the head will survive on a paralyzed body.

>>136289654
>Why is my drivers seat and steering column self adjusting?

>OMG I CANT CONTROL MUH CAR

>*Crashes

Fake and Gay

>>136289685
Well at least we will learn something. The guy who agreed to do this has a dying body anyways, so can't hurt to try.

>>136289531
If they pull this off, it will open up all kinds of new research opportunities for neuroscience

>>136287775

No one with any real understanding of medicine could even believe that this is possible. We can't fix even a few severed nodes in a spinal cord, this would require replacing all of them, plus there would be rejection at unheard of levels.

The guys a quack. And what's more, I've seen this story every year for 5 years now. Notice OP didn't post a link?

I thought this was some bizarre MGS5 add campaign...

>>136287775
It's gonna fail

>>136287775
Is this the reason why Italy importet expert surgeons from ME and Africa?

I heard about this like 3 years ago and the faggot still hasn't done it.

>>136287775
ghost in the shell irl when?

This was the guy who everybody thought was a viral marketing ploy by Kojima for MGSV right?

>>136290060

They need a compatible body you mong.

>>136289531
The transplantee is a crippled russian guy.

>>136287775

Imagine how much easier it would be to connect up a head to a cloned body. They have had this technology for a while, and wear latex masks so nobody gets suspicious about ancient wrinkly heads on young bodies.

>>136290165
He's gonna die

>>136290021
Underrated

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>>136287775

PLEASE TRY TO RELAX

>>136290165
bummer

>>136289931
He won't be replacing them. He will be performing a splice.

>>136287775
>Soros lives forever
Please no.

>>136287775
Imagine if you could put your old ass head on a young body. Find some brain dead fucker and trade bodies.

>>136287775

Thing is,
1. this procedure costs millions of dollars (too expensive),
2. high risk (small chance of success)
3. How are those cryogenic frozen people gonna pay $10 million dollars if it works?
4. we don't know long-term health issues if it works.

>>136289931
>No one with any real understanding of medicine could even believe that this is possible

...you forgot to mention that, like a soda can in the fridge, frozen cells burst.

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>>136287775
>Head Transplant

>>136290572
better to try and learn, then never do it and still wonder

>>136289531
Neurofag here. "Muscle memories" are primarily stored in the parietal and frontal lobes. A lot of hardwired rhythmic activity is controlled by regions in the spinal cord, though, so a lot of rhythmic motions (walking, sex, etc) will be in part "from" the body donor. A lot of the intricacies of how the brain and spinal cord work together are still poorly understood, though, so it's also possible specific movement patterns are stored in the spinal cord in ways we don't yet fully understand.
If this succeeds, which it probably won't, we can expect a very long rehabilitation period for the patient while his brain figures out how to use the new spinal cord. It would be an amazing opportunity to learn about plasticity and how movement patterns are distributed and formed in the nervous system.

>>136290021
same thing happens in Norway.
It's full of Nigerian,Middle eastern and Indian ''doctors''.

>>136290590
It's technically a full body transplant.

>hurr replacing limbs is impossible man just like cut it off and shit lol
centuries later bionics
>hurr replacing organs is like impossible man just give him the mercykill
centuries later organ transplants
>hurr curing faggotry is impossible man just stake him or throw him off a roof
current year islam still behind modern medicine.

i win this argument.

>>136287775
That's a body transplant, tho.

>procedure will take place in China
he said it was taking place in usa last year

what is this man up to

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What are the biggest challenges to the procedure? Is it connecting the nerves and keeping the head replenished with vitals?

>>136290664
>figures out how to use the new spinal cord
I thought ones spines are snapped, that's it, no more motor function.

>>136290664
or his brain fucking goes nuts trying to understand this whole new body and his limbs start flailng around hilarious, causing him to hit the doctor like a madman and flail out of the window

>>136287775
..

>>136287775
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>>136290664
I always thot the spinal cord and brain were the same organ

>>136290318
Also thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Bu1lDD2So

>>136290572
I can see there being some kind of body dysphoria coming out of this.

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>>136290900
>>136290944
Kill yourself

>>136287775
>7
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>>136287775
Here's the source OP didn't post:
>http://nypost.com/2017/04/28/this-doctor-plans-to-perform-a-human-head-transplant-this-year/
From the OOOM magazine:
>However, together with various teams in the US, China and South Korea, the author of more than 140 scientific publications continued to pursue the plan he called HEAVEN (Head Anastomosis Venture).
This guy is like a comic-book villain. I could see this stuff maybe in the way future maybe working, but now it's just a mad man that's going to end up killing maybe a hundred people to try out these experiments. No sane medical organization would allow this.

>>136287775
He will be surgically beheaded and will die. A suprising amount of cognition and sensory input comes from your nervous system. He will die but his death is noble and will advance science. He is a very very brave man and I hope my life will be as useful as his.

>>136290891
i like this idea more

>>136290846

He's essentially a nutcase and is milking billionaire's for research money while making promises he can't deliver on.

Essentially his pitch is "give me tens of millions of dollars and the equipment to do this and it MIGHT work.

Even if it fails he theoretically learns something from it.

>>136287775
this is stupid

cyborgs and mechanical enhancements are the future

>>136290583
>hasn't researched advancements in cryonics

>>136291185

well you can always volunteer to dr decap there and be as brave as the last guy.

>>136287775
Suddenly i see everyones become an expert in advanced neurosurgery. Hilarious

>>136291319
These sort of people push science further. Playing safe won't advance the species

>>136291319
this

shouldn't they try this on animals first?

>>136291405
Well I am able bodied so I would be volunteering for suicide rather than euthanasia but if I had alzheimers or something like that I would seriously consider it.

>>136289931
Fuck off moral fag. It's people like you holding back science. The free market will allow for this man to do his experiments

>>136287775
Imagine putting a white head on a nigger body

>>136291430
>mengele approves of this post

>>136291493
The soviets already tried it with what could be called success on a German Shepherd I believe.

>>136291424
4chan is a board of science and scholarship

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>>136290318
NOSOKOMA

>>136291597
When did Europe get so shit at science. Used to be the case it was all Euorpeans and now.. Not that it is bad thing having more Japs and Americans doing science.

>>136291319
Exactly.

>>136291430
What the hell will head transplants do to advance the species? It will be what >>136289654 points out. Get an old trillionare that's scared of death to fall for this scheme and if it succeeds he makes millions/billions. If not, he plays the legal game and runs away forever.

>>136287775
They better record that shit for us.

>>136291424
Not all of us can be a Chef at Wendy's my mudslime friend.

>>136291185

What cognition comes from body? I'm pretty much a retard when it comes to biology but I was reading the other day about the gut being a second brain because it has lots of neurons. Maybe a dumb question but your consciousness is 100% in your head right? Because I can see that being an issue if it isn't and they chop his body off.

>>136291749
This, I graduated top of my class at ITT Technical Institute

>>136290572

I wonder if the guy successful sued Konami for using his likeness? Maybe that's how he's funding it?

>>136290508
Your brain would still age though, so you'd just have some buff 18 year old's body, but be too senile to use it.

>>136291851
>Immortality wouldn't advance the species

>>136291700

Yea I saw that too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDqh-r8TQgs

>>136290572
That cryogenic bit in OPs post is full of shit. They have pioneered a method to evenly thaw small amounts of vitrified tissue. That is a far cry from reviving anyone with head transplants. I'm 100% for preservation and revivals with cryopreservation and I'm really fucking sick of clickbait style bullshit like this parading around like actual science.

>>136287775
No one wants to female to male, anon.

You want to be female so you can leave behind your privilege in exchange for muh oppression.

>>136292123
You mean longevity of life. Your brain decays like >>136292068 said. Switching bodies may give you another 20-30 years, assuming you survive and recover in that time period

>>136290664
Holy shit, ghost hand jobs!

friendly reminder that we are on the cusp of a new technological era and that the elites are going to kill off all of the goys before your wildest futurology dreams come true, none of this new tech is going to be shared, black projects demonstrate that already

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since the head contains the brain and the memories/personality etc then the head is what we would consider the "person" so isnt this technically not a head transplant but rather a full body transplant?

>>136287775
JEWISH HEADS ON DINDU BODIES.
THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!

>>136287775
thats a pretty fucking expensive way to kill yourself

>>136292697
The brain would age but it would regenerate. The neuron divides each 100 and something years, but people die before it can happen. I'm not sure if the brain would really regenerate after the neurons are replaced, but always having a young body would be the first step to immortality

>>136292747
literally this
also

>spend years getting /fit/
>finally become A E S T H E T I C and achieve peak performance
>mysteriously die in mysterious way due to mysterious circumstances
>Mr Shlomosteinsburg the 101 year olds billionaire gets my body

I dont fucking think so, I will revoke my organ d0nor status the millisecond I hear this works

I happen to be a profession and a expert of neurological spinal cord medicine science and i can tell you that this is literally impossible, there are too many factors of multitude for me to have time explaining that decise to how this will never work..

>>136293297
>not wanting your body to stay intact when you die in the first place
organ donors are cucks that will burn in hell

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>>136287775
>tfw when Trannies will use this

>>136287775
>China

of course

>>136293366
Oh, you certainly are :^). But I know some neurosurgeons and they say it'd be possible with more research, but it's a really complicated goal, nonetheless.

>>136287775
Bull. No way this procedure would work. Sure, russky was able to put a dog on another dog fifty years ago, but he died five minutes later.

Not much has changed about the basic fabric of the universe since then, and we most certainly don't have any new technologies that would allow this.

>>136293366
You don't happen to have a high IQ?

>>136287775
Can't wait to implant myself into an Aryan shota along with the rest of my jewish friends and then using my jewish speaking skills to fuck my new mom and sisters.

>>136287775
Great, now people will start disappearing and end up with not only their organs missing, but entire head. Always have a plan...

>>136290857
They are going to be reconnecting the nerves with graphene, which is conductive enough for signals to pass through, but also pure carbon so the body won't reject it. I've heard they've done the procedure on lab rats with a 95% success rate.

Personally doubting that the full transplant will work, there are many neurons outside of the brain that will come in conflict. Still hopefully the "nerve welding" opens up ways to cure paraplegics.

>>136290857
Gotta put the head in a jar of water like that future Simpson's show

>>136290318
but that wasn't a brain transplant, medic was just hypnotized in his coma

I been following this guy for years

Fucking do it already

>>136289654
That's not gonna help them.
Their brains will still be old and they will die.

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>>136287775
>First
Hahahahahahaha
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>My bet is the LGBTQ community will mob him with requests to "gimme muh female/male body

And insurance will pay for it, and Canavero will take the money.

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>the reason a head transplant doesnt cause rejection is because the head recquires the whole body to survive
>the head acts as a parasite

>>136287775
WE

>>136293366
actual med student here, this guy is a very respected and accomplished neurosurgeon in his field, of course it's not gonna be a cakewalk but it's certainly not impossible, he's being a pioneer in this area. He also uses techniques which are new and cutting-edge (although granted not properly developed and tested).
I'd say the chances of him pulling this off are about as much as trump winning the presidency with at least 300 electoral votes.

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>>136287775
Big if true !

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>>136289531
I knew some faggots like to give head but this is ridicolous!

>>136294890

So like not impossible at all?

>>136287775
this is some metal gear shit

>>136291543
>The free market will allow
>in PRC

>hey doc, chop my head off so i can look like a freak with a 90 yr old head on an adolescent's body
>hope my memories still work

sounds unlikely to me

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Big if true

>>136295101
Carlitos!

>>136287775
Surely it's a body transplant considering the head contains the brain

>>136295131
nope. But even if accomplished it might break down later

>>136294890
So he has a 100% success chance?

>>136295232
this. cant wait to eat nothing but garbage for years then use my money to buy an athlete's body and put my head on that body and throw away my 400 pound trash

do you think some day it could be possible for a ~40 year old man to have his head put on an adolescent girl's body?

>Current progress
Current progress is being made as Dr. Canavero’s collaborators continue research. Dr. Xiaoping Ren of Harbin Medical University of China and his team completed a monkey head transplant using Canavero’s research. The spinal cord was not connected for the monkey as the purpose was to see if the blood supply worked. The monkey survived the procedure without any complications but was kept alive for only 20 hours for ethical reasons.
ITS HAPPENING

>>136294404
That's not what kills them though. Like the (mad) surgon said in the article, they can cryogenize the head of the billionaire when he's still healthy and transplant it on a 20 something body and boom, he can live another 50 years.

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>>136293527
>implying trannies have the money to afford an operation like that when they're already begging for the government to pay for a few hormone pills that they can't afford

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>yfw George Soros will outlive you despite being 86

Post yfw George Soros may live forever

>>136290014
This.
It will fail. 100%

>new body
>still paralyzed

>>136287775
>it will take 80 surgeons, 36 hours and $10 million to execute.

That's only $347.22hr per surgeon, sounds like a deal. How does a malpractice suite work in a situation like this when it obviously fails?

>>136295101
I knew some Argentinians like to pretend to be white but this is ridiculous

>>136294890
>student

>>136295915
Yeah, but brains don't repair damage. So if you're on verge of Alzheimers, that won't help.

Also cryogenic freezing is a joke. I bet all those brains are dead 30 minutes after freezing.

alright, there are two possible legal scenarios regarding age of consent if an older person's head is surgically attached to an underage person's body:

1. the person is declared the age of the head, meaning they can legally do porn
2. the person is declared the age of the body, meaning they can't be charged with statutory rape for for having sex with other underage persons

it's a win-win for pedos

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>>136296159
Can't sue under the tort of negligence because a standard of care can't be quantified (it's never been done before)

The surgeons have a duty of care, but no standard of care.

>AMBULANCE CHASING LAWYERS BTFO


>inb4 yid

>>136287775

haha! Its a scam. Pure and simple. The fact that its going to take place in China should be a massive red flag at the very least.

People are going to buy into this anyway. Rich stupid people. Rich stupid companies will also want to invest. The implied potential ( immortality ) will be just too a great a draw card for the ignorant and the stupid to resist ) Companies will dump millions into it, and if they lose their money they will just write it off against their tax as a loss ( so you wage slaves will effectively pay for it anyway ). Smarter people will pump and dump, riding the fad until it becomes obvious the hoax can no longer be maintained.

Its like that immensely ratrded Mars One thing where they where going to send a one way mission to Mars. AND DUMB FUCKS PAID TO SIGN UP FOR IT! Lolololol.

Its like the Hoaxley treatment for cancer. Jesus, those cunts actually called it the HOAXley treatment and people still swallowed it.

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>>136290318
Is it real, or more Kojima ruse autism?

>>136296159
missed the . 3472.22 hr, my bad

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MFW they are unable to reconnect the nerves because of their complex nature.

>there is not one successful case of head transplant on animals where it survived
>Im sure it will work on human tho
everyone involved is a retard

>>136294404
>doesnt know about rich people brain pills

>>136296626
>implying they haven't successfully done it to rats and dogs many times

>>136290859
Not unless the cut axons reconnect, as they can in limb reattachments. This guys idea is that, with a precise enough cut, we could have massive levels of reconnection that would permit motor function. Given the hugely variable morphology of each person's unique fiber distributions, I find it unlikely that this type of procedure will work as well as it does in a single mouse strain (where the animals are obscenely similar in terms of genetics and environmental exposure).

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>>136296703
no shit, huh?

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>Years of preparation on a planetary level, tens of millions in paying off government officials, circumventing red tape, and paying medical professionals
>2 seconds into surgery:
>"Welp, he's dead guys. See you later."

>>136296843
they havent. Thats the thing
shits a scam

This guy is a fraud
sage

>>136290961
They comprise the central nervous system and can be thought of as the same organ, but the term organ is pretty arbitrary. That being said, this isn't COMPLETELY unlike trying to sew together half of your kidney with someone else's, which is why it makes less sense than just attaching someone else's kidney to your circulation.

>>136287775
>What ramifications will this have if he is successful?
white bois gonna steal our bodies and BBCs
shieeeeet

>>136290775
You might be able to cure the Gay out of a person but is it possible to cure the German out of a person?

Is this doctor's name Wang Chan, by chance?

>>136297587
10/10 rekt

>>136296450

They've done studies that old mice who received blood from young mice produced a younger phenotype overall. It might be that a young person's body will improve the blood supply/anti-oxidants/immune cells/hormones/etc to such an extent that the brain slowly rejuvenates or doesn't deteriorate as quickly. Then add stem-cell therapy and nootropics and you might have an extra 25-50 years before you suffer dementia.

>>136287775
I'm having deja vu didn't this happen a few years ago where they kept the person on machines for 3 weeks then turn them off just for him to flat line?

>>136298200
welcome to Berenstain universe motherfucker

>>136298539
Fuck

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>>136291337
AVE OMNISSIAH

>>136298152
>Vampires are real
>Throughout history they have been the rich and powerful stealing young people for blood.

fuck once they stop abducting chinese or some other slum nation slummers without trace future is gonna be fucking grim as fuck man.

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>>136290572
it does not matter.
brain cells also die with time
that is why you have people with dementia, sclerosis etc.
if you are an old fuck with tons of money, the only thing you are going to get with this kind of procedure is a younger body, but your brain is still old.
so its kinda useless for old people
pic related is how i imagine the procedure will be after they separate the head from the body.

>>136296450
with cryogenic freezing it's the speed of the freezing that is the problem. if you can freeze tissue fast enough, it's not going to crystallize, which damages the tissue. that's the current problem. but it's gonna happen sometime.

>>136298802
>when the battery is bigger than the engine

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If Professor Canavero's experimental procedure proves successful I will be delighted. I will begin saving up for money to pay for a procedure of my own, and find someone with a full head of hair.

Balding WILL be prevented.

>>136289685
this is all they're really hoping for. it will still save the patients life.

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>>136287775
>his team transplanted the head of a smaller rat onto a larger one
Oh look they discovered the cure for manletism.

>>136299041
Perhaps it is an electric.

>>136299041
its a rover what do you expect from englando cucx

>>136299051
Nigga, it's about transplanting a head to a different body, not the other way around. And it won't work anyway.

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>>136299125
>manlet retains manlet brain
>still never learns

>>136299125
isnt this the ultimate KEK? i mean you are wearing another mans dick and balls and you fuck your wife with that dick and have your wifes child.

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>>136299276
I can dream

>>136289685
>This won't work because we don't know how to fully reassemble a spinal cord once it's severed.
The peripheral nerves can grow back, so a head/spinal column transplant might work

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>>136299125
>No longer a manlet
>becomes dicklet
>still a brainlet

>>136290664
>If this succeeds, which it probably won't
>If
no, it won't succeed. there is no IF about it.

>>136287775
And some dumb ass will keep going on about how automation wont be a thing.

>>136287775
Walt Disney's coming back!

>>136290165
Isn't his head okay, but his body fucked?

>>136296529
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

>>136299125

As a manlet I would do this procedure, but I doubt they can find a lanklet with a large enough skull.

>>136290021
>>136290686
no, that's a worldwide phenomenon and it's because of the comparative ease/affordability of medical degrees/licenses from those countries. a lot of poorer/dumber westerners wanting to become doctors go to those kinds of 'developing nations' to study medicine, as well.

>>136299475
this

if you fuck your wife then it isnt you fucking her, its another mans penis and another mans cum and that results in her giving birth to another mans child

>they have now found a way to make you a cuck by fucking your own wife and ejaculating inside her
so this is the power of 2017.....woah

>>136299998
why would the size of their skull matter?

they're doing a fucking head transplant you stupid fuck

>>136290664
theres many linguistic engrams enconded in neural patterns that use eyes arms and face muscles

>>136290165
why do russians always do fucked up shit like this

>>136296493
Underrated.

>>136289931
yeah, heard that one already

>>136302375
IIRC the guy has some kind of degenerative disease so he is going to die soon anyway

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>>136295937
>implying his taxes aren't going to pay it
get woke lad

>>136302774
oh
i would do it as well then

Wait
if this works, you can change your male body for a female one
so you will basically have jugs and a beard as well
thats sick

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Well it's about goddamned time. I'm sure these two are tired of sharing one twat and bunghole.

>>136287775
>something that could legitimately be used to help people who are royally fucked
>this is mainly gonna be used for rich shits to murder people and steal their bodies because people who would actually need it probably could not afford it and their insurance would tell them to eat a fat fucking dick
god i hate globalist elitest shits so god damn much.

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>>136287775
Oh boy here we go again with the Russian head transplants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2BxGOdYm8U&spfreload=10

>>136289685
>“At the moment, I can only disclose that there has been massive progress in medical experiments that would have seemed impossible even as recently as a few months ago,”

He's gonna kill the guy. Or, this is just a public stunt. Or, most of what we know about the human body will be proven wrong.

At any rate, those two people are most likely goners.

>>136287775
so if this thing fails the cripple is going to die, right? theres no backsies with this is there?

>>136291826

Most advances were either swedish, brit or kraut

Aka its gone

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Anybody who doesn't think this isn't a stunt for the real MGS5 is an idiot.
>none of canavero's head transplant papers were peer reviewed
>no real practicing doctor is taking him seriously
>looks exactly like doctor in TPP
>tedx takes place in cyprus
>hospital you wake up in is in cyprus
>canavero has several bananas lying around in his talk
>breaks one in half to explain what he will do to the neck of his patient
>kojima leaves bananas all around his kojipro update videos
>keeps tweeting bananas split in half
>canavero's technique is called HEAVEN
>canavero opened his tedx talk to forever young
>pic related
>canavero says it will take months of VR training to get used to new body
>kojima puts unrealistic goal (disarmament) that people know they can achieve but not if kojima balances in favour of owning nukes forcing players to continue playing
And the icing on the cake? The surgery is in December. Know what else is in December? PSX.

>>136304265

Yep. If his head was severed normally, he wouldn't feel any pain and would die instantly. But in this procedure they'll probably keep supplying blood to his brain. So basically, he'll likely die slowly or some shit.

>>136303423
has anyone else seen the porno of these 2?

Im not sure if its actually them or some other 2 headed chick(s) but its pretty kinky

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>>136304776

>>136304776
No. Sauce NOW!

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>>136297587
brazil monkey bants

>>136287775

We could have done this decades ago, but people are squeamish (or religious) faggots, so they rather people die naturally.

Living dog head:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2BxGOdYm8U

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>>136305260
>doesn't show what happened before that

>>136305108
I saw it years ago on some obscure (russian?) website with only like 10 videos on it


although I wouldnt be surprised if you could find it on heavyr or something like that now

>>136289685

>At best, immortality is achieved.

Sounds like an improvement for Stephen Hawking.

>>136291178
Yes they would lmfao.

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>>136305572
>>136291178
I'm getting ready for this ananabanna. Are you?

>>136287775
>the procedure will take place in China
rest in rip faggot

>>136298802

Brain cells don't just die. Dementia is caused by disease, not age alone. I've talked to be people over 100 with sharp minds.

>>136305323

This, and that is exactly why the general population should not be able to dictate every single aspect of modern society.

>>136287775
Bitch please. If this is in the MSM, its already been done.

>>136287775
I think it will be blocked by MUH MORALITY AS THE BIBLE TAUGHT ME DON'T PLAY GOD

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>>136287775

They guy is going to be a quad.

Hmm, but if they can manage to restore movement and reconnect the spine this will be a windfall for the Chinese Communist Party.

They will be able to sell the bodies of female organ 'donors' to rich men who want to transex by having their head transplanted onto a Chinese girl's corpse.

Would you wanna fuck a hot chinese girl with a man's head? No need for hormone pills, she'll make her own.

Just gotta take these immune suppressants...

>>136291178
the dude who volunteered for it has a degenerative disease and will die soon anyway

>>136287775
That poor doctor is gonna get killed by quiet rip

>>136289951
>>136295136
>>136304444
>>136291802

Basically all of this. Kojima is literally longrusing all of us, and even Konami and Sony are in on this.

>>136306659
You do know cloning is a thing and the only reason its illegal is because jebus said so?
Once human cloning is legal Koreans will just clone body parts and your picture becomes null and void.
Fuck religion.
Science will and always has found a way to make things better.

>Reddit spacing

>>136289654
Nothing can save them from dementia.

They tried this with some monkeys. The monkey was "alive" for a little while before the body rejected the head and it died.

Is this a jojo reference

>>136310558
New breakthroughs kid

>>136291319
>He's essentially a nutcase and is milking billionaire's for research money while making promises he can't deliver on.
>Essentially his pitch is "give me tens of millions of dollars and the equipment to do this and it MIGHT work

So this guy is essentially doing what every politician does for a living.

Asks people to donate money ==> promises they will do some amazing shit ==> nothing amazing happens except how much money was wasted ==> repeat the cycle

>>136287775
It wont work, we aren't just brain, our body is part of our souls and so that brain will just die the instant its cut of from their body. Well not install kill... he could blink for 10 seconds...

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>>136287775
"first"

oh anon, if you only knew...

>>136311964
this thread is effen retarded....

srsly guys... the advances already achieved go far beyond this BS which is what hmmm lemme just think 70-80 years old....

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>>136287775
STANDING HERE

>>136290583
>you forgot to mention that, like a soda can in the fridge, frozen cells burst.
Pretty much this. Ever seen a head of lettuce that got frozen and started to thaw? Yeah, it
s not pretty.

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>>136304776
>>136305024
>>136305108
Noice

>>136287775
If this works, it will be revolutionary.

>>136304444
Nah, you guys are taking this shit too far. There was never any ruse. They put out an incomplete game. That's it. Not like that's never been done before, either.

call me when someone completes a brain transplant in mice.

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>>136290021

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>>136313486
>Konami still owns the IP to MGS and is even coming out with a MG game, following the events of Ground Zeroes where the people that sank with the original Outer Heaven, have warped into some weird parallel universe
>Sony is working on a Metal Gear movie, which means they're licensing the IP from Konami
>But wouldn't there be bad blood between Konami and Sony now?
>Konami also still legally owns "Kojima Productions"
>Silent Hill*s* -- (multiple universes?)
>Universal Disarmament never happened in the Metal Gear universe; so why is it a possibility in the third chapter of MGS5, with that retrieved cutscene? Another instance of parallel universes?
>Why does Death Stranding make so many allusions to quantum mechanics and parallel universes?
>this guy shows up; Kojima retweets the Ted presentation, and starts displaying hidden bananas everywhere

Face it, we're being played like fiddles.

>>136290891
Fucking kek, it'd be like a fucked up gmod rag doll ahahahaha

>>136315192
Also, maybe Kojima was inspired by Sam Hyde, with the idea to infiltrate a TEDx presentation, and to use the oppertunity for advertisement or rusementation.

>>136313240
moare

>>136291185
>implying you need someone else's success to determine your self-use.
Fucking cuck, go kill yourself if that's how you live.
Like come the fuck on, don't you think you're still blue-pilled if you think that way? You'll only be furthering a dude's career if it works and helping billionaires fantasize about immortality. You can do more for yourself and the world by not being a LITERAL sacrificial lamb. ffs

>>136296159
>malpractice suit
Why do you think this is going to be done in china

>>136287775
>wants to get paid ten million to do what ISIS does for free
Is this guy jewish by any chance?

More like next year some idiot is getting his head chopped off and dying and a surgeon will go into hiding.

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the patient have no other chance to live unless do this surgery

>>136290165
Not any more I think, changed his mind and decided to do something else about it. Doctor found someone else.

>>136296050
This.

It will fail.

If they knew how to connect spinal cords, there would be no paraplegics or quadraplegics.

>>136287775
holy shit MGSV is becoming real

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>>136287775
The body is rejecting him!

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>>136287775
I believe that he is [spoiler tags are not supported on /pol/] getting a little ahead of himself [/spoiler tags are not supported on /pol/]

>>136292936
pretty smart for a hobbit

>Human cattle farms to breed the best bodies for the rich and dump the rest into meat feeding the others

Holy shit how scary

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So he might be a modern day Galileo Galilei and all of the funposters here are those ultimately those to be proven wrong?

>>136290846
I remember this article making major media rounds around a year ago, but the surgery was to take place somewhere else (not usa or china)

This has to be bullshit

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>>136320985
If you fuck your significant other with someone elses body, but you still have your head, does that make you a cuck?

>>136299711
Can you imagine what he'd say? Holy shit I'd paid for that.

STANDING

>>136287775
>My bet is the LGBTQ community will mob him with requests to "gimme muh female/male body"

And it will all be paid by the ultimate sucker: taxpayer.
10 mil a pop.

>>136319012
The idea here is that the spinal cord won't be torn apart but very meticulously separated which should make it possible to put back together as if nothing happened.

>>136322665
That's pretty fucking stupid, unless you have 'nanomachines' to carefully connect the CNS axonal strands between body and head. What's the guarantee they will even match up, assuming that the 'cut' really is as clean as the idea suggests? What are they using to do the cut? If it generates heat, will it melt and malform myelin?

>>136299711
He'd get one look at all the kikes around and rip his own head off.

>>136323390
Allegedly they had some successes with rats regarding that procedure.

http://www.newsweek.com/head-transplant-sergio-canavero-repair-spinal-cord-rats-625689

Regarding the knife used this what I found :

"Professor Canavero also displayed the knife that will be used for the head transplant - a custom-made blade that can control cuts to a micrometre (one millionth of a metre) to allow the precision required to cut the spinal cord.
He said that the knife, developed by an American professor, will allow a "clear cut of the spinal cord with a minimal impact on the nerves"."

lol faget

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>>136287775
He looks like this guy from the xfiles movie about a head transplant

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>>136291700

why do they always forget the spine?? transmission meet engine. idioths

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>>136287775
If this guy survives the surgery and he somehow scores, he would technically be cucking and cock blocking himself at the same time. You'd put in all the effort to bang a broad but then when it comes down to banging you'd be handing the reins over to some other guys body thus cock blocking yourself. Then you would be watching some guys body bang a girl that likes you, making you a cuck. Then if you get the lady pregnant you'd be raising another mans kid making you a supreme cuck. You'd be a cuck by choice in another mans body. I don't know how i feel about this technology.

>>136295101
CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>136305551
The test animals died after a day or so.

>>136287775
Thank God for China and India's lack of ethics with this sort of stuff. We're going to see some mad scientist shit come out of there in the next few decades.

>>136290846
Circumventing medical ethics committees.

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>>136307231
Kojima knows too much, it's why MGS5 was cut up and released unfinished, they couldn't risk another MGS2 getting out there.

How much to get the body of a hot teenage girl?

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So the XFiles 2 movie has come to life. I wonder what else Chris Carter got right...?

>>136291543
read industrial society and it's future. you don't realize that rapid advancement in science also means advancement in society (progressivism) the guy you're replying to isn't even a moralfag... he's just saying how it is impossible...

>>136287775


>What ramifications will this have if he is successful?

a guy forever paralyzed from the neck down, driven fucking insane by helplessness and a fucked up hormone imbalance

>>136287775
If he actually thinks you can revive frozen brain he's certifiably autistic and I don't give a fuck what his qualifications are.

Human cells have water in them -> Water expands when frozen -> Cells burst -> Freezing means complete and utter cellular destruction

There is no way around this.

>>136287775
the real question is what will happen to the consciousness of each person, their psyche if you will.

I am extremely interested to see how things will turn out.

>>136289654
(((they))) will commerce operation goy harvest.

>>136324906
lmao

>tfw they used Ted Williams head for batting practice and he'll never be reanimated to play baseball in the 21st Century.

If he actually managed to do it, and he won't, the person would awaken to a painful living hell. There would be 1 million things going wrong all at once.

>>136321810
yes because it is not your dna being passed on anymore

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>>136287775

RARE PREDICTED THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

>>136287775
>old news
>something that was probably a joke for the release of Metal Gear Solid 5
Sure OP. Sure.

>>136294404
Like that will stop them anyway

>>136294404
Brains usually age the slowest, it's heart that usually fails first. You can't live forever, but if we could transplant heads we would easily push the record of the oldest person by a few more decades.

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>>136287775
>hook up the pain nerves to the wrong place

>brain thinks the entire body is sending maximum pain signal

my bet is his first words after the surgery is:

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRGGHHUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE KILL ME KILL ME KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>136293108
>Jamal Goldberg
>ripping you off with predatory loans during the day
>shooting up the hood at night

>>136287775

Seeing as the brain is the seat of the soul in the body, surely this is a body transplant.

>>136290583
I can think of a few ways to keep cells possibly viable for it
> a shit ton of alcohol in the bodys blood/tissue would dehydrate the the cells were freezing might not cause rupture
Or
> a low dose constantly of microwave radiation to get water out of cells
Im not sure how cryogenics work, though

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>>136287775
The body will reject his head. I say he will survive 5 seconds if he doesn't die from being decapitated and detached.

>>136295587
Then you wake up with your head on an even bigger fat fucks body.

>>136295101
wew

>>136331977
i'm sure eventually there will be a way for a relatively healthy head to be transplanted onto a relatively healthy body but we are DECADES away from that and thousands of failed attempts before there is any real progress where the person can talk and think etc.

but yes this will be a failure and they guy will certainly die. the surgeons and doctors will learn something from this but there is no fucking way they body will accept the head and vice versa.

also, are they putting his head on a dead body? or are they using a chinese prisoner and executing him just prior to surgery? they would have to blow his brains out etc to protect the rest of the body. yea this will fail 100%

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>>136287775

Is with crazy guys like this that science and medicine evolves, it's always been like that.
I hope he succeeds

>>136332761
no fucking way will it be successful. it won't be successful for decades

>>136315192
silent hills was silent hill 5. S=5 like how MGSV V=5

>>136291319
>t. Elon Musk

>not fathering a healthy son raised to be strong and athletic
>not secretly training him in hypnotic suggestion from infancy to be absolutely 100% loyal
>not ordering him to comply to the transplant when your own health begins to fail.

>>136291493
>Refugees "strangely" missing

>>136335116
they literally can't keep track of "refugees" in their countries so they could use as many as they wanted

on a side not why aren't people just going out and killing them?

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>>136287775
I remember hearing about this, I feel like the guy will die (hopefully) because I have a fear they could implement this in AI/Cyborg shit.

>hey honey! guess what i'm getting you for xmas?

>>136287775
If it worked, the human trafficking epidemic would expand 100 fold, maybe 1000 fold.

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>>136290891

This is literally chapter 3 you're all getting rused.

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>>136291543
>muh (((progress)))
>muh (((infinite growth)))

>>136303423
Well one of the heads is a parasite really.

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>>136291185
>this is what bravery has fallen down to in the current year without any actual noble wars