I drive a stick shift car.
>>136280462
I am not fat and rarely eat hamburgers.
>>136280462
I hate israel
>>136280462
I don't own a single firearm.
I dont own a gun
I boil my water in an electric kettle.
I put the milk in first
>>136280891
>>136280985
same
>>136280462
I voted for trump
Freedom isn't really that great.
>>136281019
>mfw trying to make tea in America with a stove kettle
I'm white and have an uncut dick.
>>136280462
I like pineapple on pizza
i voted for, and still support, Donald J. Trump as our President
>>136280891
It's ok. Firearm owners know that firearms are worthless, and that's why they waste their time posting about their useless firearms on the internet.
If they were worth anything, they'd be out using them.
>>136280462
>>136280891
>>136281042
>>136281203
>>136281254
>>136280648
>>136281088
AND I live in a state with super lax gun laws and amazing stand your ground/castle doctrine.
So it's like double humiliation
>>136281312
You wanna know how I know you have no clue what you're talking about
>>136281337
>there are people this cucked on /pol/ right now
>>136281203
Me too
>mfw when euros try to bantz and tell me did it hurt when rabbi cut off my foreskin and i tell them i wouldn't know, cuck
>>136280462
I think drugs are great, and that Chritian Anglo Saxon morals should ultimately be taken with a grain of salt, IF we win the war on the left.
>>136280462
Cuck
Also I don't think that circumcision should be done on infants.
>>136280462
Cuck faggot
>>136281512
Also I sometimes wish I were Jewish so that I could push creative hobbies to the next level easily. It's petty I know.
>>136280462
theres nothing unamerican about driving shift
Now it would be unamerican if you drove some little 150cc tin can like the yurocucks do
>>136281312
This is quite possibly the most ignorant post I've ever read. You have to be a woman.
>>136281490
Comfy feel
>>136280462
I buy Dos Equis beer sometimes
>>136280462
Smoking the herbal Jew
Its the only thing that keeps me from revealing my power level at work tho
>>136280462
I drink polish beer
Whenever I go drinking with friends, I only sip one beer the entire night. I like fruity drinks.
>>136280462
>tfw 3 vehicles
>tfw one of them is a giant ford truck like pic related
>tfw not a single automatic transmission to be found
I regret nothing. I think it's actually MORE American to drive a manual truck. Only cucks and twats choose an automatic when manuals exist.
>>136281734
Also this. If you are a man and you drive a Fiat or a fucking pussy car like a Pontiac Sunfire, kill yourself.
>>136282071
God you sound fun.
>>136281203
>>136281490
>>136281903
>tfw circumcised
JUST
>>136282163
T-thanks you too
>>136282158
Hey man, old Fiats are fucking Italian pussy magnets
>>136280462
I don't hate jews or niggers.
>>136280462
I own thousands of rounds of ammo, but own no guns.
Sadly, I would have killed myself already if I had a gun
>>136281042
>milk first
KYS. Absolutely haram
I encourage older women to put their hands up my dress, for fun.
>>136280462
I don't mind when US soldiers die overseas.
>>136282395
thats a sexy x19
>>136282398
>>136280462
>drive a 1996 F250 7.3 liter diesel powerstroke with a manual transmission, with straight pipes
It is pretty goddamn American.
>>136282395
Nigga, you knew exactly what kind of Fiat I was talking about.
My go to fast food is subway. Forgive me Padré Ronaldo.
>>136281734
>like the yurocucks do
Nearly all of Europe drives with a manual gear box, unlike you faggot Americans with your automatic I don't know how to drive cars.
>im jewish
>voted for obama twice
>>136281203
same feels so good.
cutfags stay mad
I smoke weed in california
I regret voting for drumpf
>>136280462
I'm the ultimate role player.
The final boss.
>>136282898
dropped your proxy, bruv
>>136280462
I frequently use Reddit
>>136281312
surprising, I didn't know women post on /pol/
>>136282816
no one expected anything more of you kike
>>136282981
OUT
>>136282831
Stop I didn't have a choice
>>136280462
I hate the Jews.
I play video games; less than before but still
>>136280462
i drink to the point of blackout every single night
>>136283387
So who did you kill?
>>136280462
I smuggle felonious amounts of illegal cheese (juustoleipä) across State lines on a regular basis.
I am an illegal cheese smuggler, seriously.
I drove a shift-stick truck as a teen - in fact, it was the first vehicle I ever owned, because my grandfather sold it to me once he was done with it, and I repaired it a bit and it became my own.
I no longer drive stick-shift vehicles. Why? Because I am a slob who likes to eat in my vehicle on my way to work or other destinations, and manual shifting is not as convenient to that end.
And what am I eating? Half the time, it's a type of Mexican pizza called a "tlayuda." A food cart sells them at the parking lot of a gas station on my way to work. So fundamentally, I am driving a cucked car so that I can eat food that is probably made and sold by illegals.
>>136283511
i wasnt driving but 5 people died
>>136280462
I haven't eaten a burger today.
When I'm hanging out with a group of my socialist friends, I pretend that I don't like Trump. At least I'm open about how shitty Hillary was, and how socialists should have been shilling for Jill.
>>136283665
Rotting your liver away ain't gonna help dude, you'll become the 6th victim.
>>136280462
I haven't gotten a speeding ticket in 6 years.
>>136280462
>stick shift
Also known as nigger be good stick.
>>136283844
im convinced i will never die. i will suffer this existence to watch the few left in my life die. probably slowly from various cancers
I fantasize everyday about fucking a boipucci and sucking a feminine dick.
I smoke marijuana after a long day's work
>>136280462
I hangout with Muslims even though I would gladly kill them all if civil conflict starts.
>>136280891
>>136281088
Go get one friends
I use Reddit for sports, I drive a Japanese car despite the fact that my brother works for GM, and I support Assad
>>136283173
BASED
>>136282158
I can't fingerfuck barsluts and eat a hamburger at the same time if I'm driving stick.
i dont have any contact with my friends unless its through online video games. they dont invite me out anymore. they would rather party at their apartment they rent than come to my house i own and risk getting the cops called on them for being too loud and smoking pot
>>136280462
I don't drink beer nor coffee.
smoke the tumbleweed
4 out of these five things are in the trunk of my car........
>>136280462
On this board, I once gave an Australian props for his bantz.
I voted for Justin Trudeau
>>136280462
Anti-Trump memes.
>>136284582
If you also don't play hockey or pesäpallo, you should be executed for your crimes against EBIN.
>>136284712
Was it on impulse? Sometimes I do suicidal things out of impulse, even though I didn't plan to do it initially.
I just need to press de red button.
i talk about jewish control over our banks, media, and governments.
trump is another traitor.
>>136280462
I try to bring the Day of the Rake on us
>>136284968
He went around toward the end of the campaign campaigning on the promise to reform the electoral system in Canada so that it wasn't dominated entirely by the major parties (i.e. the current First Past the Post system). I was one of many people who got roped in by this promise.
>>136280648
>rarely eat hamburgers.
Because actually put cheese on them? Hamburgers are treason, dumbass.
>>136284999
Check'd. Looks like you're succeeding
>>136280462
I jack off to hentai.
>>136281042
>putting milk in coffee
Fag.
>>136284968
I voted for him because I wanted free weed.
>>136281974
Same here dude and I work surrounded by haitian niggers with 68IQ
>>136284039
Damn I didn't know Mosins got so expensive. They used to be like legit $80 when I was browsing the gun shop back in 2011
>>136282211
Look into restoration. It won't be the real deal, but the difference is night and day. Tugging also requires commitment.
>>136282158
>tfw I drive a big non turbo diesel manual pickup
>tfw fuck "global warming"
>>136285280
Thanks Obama.
But they're still the cheapest milsurp. I really want a K98 since my mother is German and I was born there and whatnot, but my budget isn't really cooperating, so I might just get a moist nugget instead.
>>136283549
You know how I know you never drove stick? Because you never found a way to eat while driving a stick.
Or, you're just mentally handicapped
>>136280462
I've fucked two Muslims.
>>136281203
>mfw from the bible belt and not cut like a cuck jewfag
>>136282398
Why are you even here?
>>136280462
>Stick shift
Good on you, at least niggers won't steal it
>>136285201
I also thought he was a legit SJW cuck retard and not just a globalist wolf in sheep's clothing. But the whole lispy
>I'muh feminissssstsssssssss
shit is just an act. He's a fucking globalist menorah worshipper like everyone else in politics.
>>136281042
>mfw you're actually supposed to put the milk in first, but this country has lost its direction so badly that "people" now put it in after the water
Disgusting.
>>136285153
>Falling for the jittery Jew
>>136281716
what does being jewish have anything to do with that?
>>136285487
Owning a K98 with original Nazi markings has been one of my dreams, but I'm guessing most of them are reproductions or made after the war nowadays. I saw Hickok45 reviewed one produced in '43, goddamn imagine how many kikes that thing bopped
>>136281312
>It's ok. Gold owners know that gold is worthless, and that's why they waste their time posting about their useless gold on the internet.
>If gold was worth anything, they'd be out spending it.
>>136285853
>he believes in the gold meme
>>136285812
Matching markings would be nice, but you're looking about about $1,000 for that. A Czech or Yugoslavian one is just as good and will be about $600-700. Just don't buy Turk-shit.
>>136285100
>>136285201
You fucking retards. His father was a communist piece of shit who destroyed Canada while the media promoted him as "dreamy" and "cool".
Woman are naturally retarded and child-like. Any man that fell for this shit needs to hang himself immediately.
>>136281974
what's the yellow thing?
Qt brown girls are my fetish.
i like spaniards
>>136286650
get it sorted moor
>>136280462
I'm in the US military........and actually enjoy it even though i know i'm just a pawn for Shekelstein.
>drink the liquid Jew
>watch porn
>>136280462
i fuck blacks.
am gay tho so we can't reproduce
> kangz have the best sex
>>136280462
I've never been to chik-fil-a
I sold the blueprints of the SB-3 Ghoul to China for $1.2 million.
I helped a black man learn to read.
I married a Latina
>>136281019
do you also keep the washing machine in the kitchen?
>>136286986
He stole your wallet containing your library card?
I work for the government and leak phone calls to jim Acosta :^]
>>136280462
I work at a hookah shop in Minnesota and the majority of my clientele are Somali and Syrian, all of which call me racist for not giving them discounts for simply walking in the door
And it used to make me feel bad
I elected to have circumcism as an adult, while in the military (paid by American tax payers) by a Jewish doctor.
>>136287020
Is that where it is in Britain?
>>136285153
He's talking about tea you dumb cunt.
I actually don't like it when the moroccan street children pick pockets, beat people up for no reason and rape girls
I eat fast food. I must repent, for the 4th Reich is at hand.
>>136280462
I-i don't like football...
>>136287299
>get voluntarily cock-jewed
>while volunteering to fight for Israel
I see nothing unamerican about this.
>>136281042
You have to go back
I am into muslim chicks
I sell state secrets to the north koreans
>>136280462
So do I OP and it's of the German variety
>feels good man
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
>>136280462
I don't like black people.
>>136287072
>>136281254
get out
>>136287873
The Highest of Treason in Sweden.
>>136280462
In my opinion tea is a meme drink of milk, sugar and water. The tea bag is basically the stone in the soup as far as I'm concerned.
>>136282770
>you knew
>he knew
>we all knew
But muh gas mileage!
Kys faggots
let me see....
My wife is taller than me
I got her pregnant while I was cuffed...shes kinky..
I reach for the milk in the back .
I only have a shotgun
>>136281974
Someone spat out some chewed up sour patch kids onto your weed bro.
>>136287500
Bigot
i own a passport and travel to other counties, beside Mexico or Canada, for fun...
>>136282539
>Thousands of rounds of anmo
How did this situation even occur? At least you can prise them apart to extract the gunpowder I guess, or throw them on a brasier and stand really close
>>136280462
Manuals ARE American. The US is actually the only market keeping stick shifts alive.
>>136287986
>sugar
just a bit of whole milk at the bottom, anything else is garbage
>>136287753
Absolutely haram
>>136281042
Subhuman.
Coming from me, that is saying something.
>>136285984
Not an argument
>>136288482
If it's under 33% milk I'm not drinking that shit, 50% is the optimum concentration
>>136280462
Rugby is an overrated exercise in giving a small country some clout internationally while keeping the plebs from thinking about important things too much.
>>136288192
Cosmopolitan bias detected
>>136280462
I post on Reddit.
>>136288815
Just enough milk so you can guzzle it straight away is the patrician choice
>>136288815
I just like regular whole milk with it.
>>136289124
>Our citizens can be our best diplomats by showing the world who we really are, but we have to leave our own country first. According to the State Department, there are 113,431,943 valid passports in circulation, which means 36% of Americans own a valid passport (and therefore 64% do not)
As a Texan, I've never once wrassled a steer.
I have dreadlocks
>>136280462
I don't vote and I never will. it's probably all rigged anyway.
>>136288815
Oh you mean tea/milk ratio. About 1/3 milk is patrician, agreed.
>>136281042
You fucking jew kike mother fucker. If I ever see you do that I'm cutting your balls off your girlfriend's keychain.
I drink myself to blackout about 4 times a week.
Once, I introduced code to the software program I work for when I was super hungover that broke the entire thing for like 15 minutes until a revert was deployed
>>136286374
Live Resin/ Concentrated THC it's very much Bingo.
>>136286374
Boogies
>>136280462
I sing Croat war song all the time
CUJTE SRbSKI DOBROVOLJCI BANDO CETNICIIIII
>>136281203
Said the Jew infiltrator.
I have decent teeth
>>136281254
And NIGGER jizz in your milkshake. GTFO you communist faggot.
>>136281042
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I AM SO FUCKING MAD AT YOU FUCKERS WE NEED TO GAS ALL OF YOU MILKNIGGERS REEEEEEEEE
>>136281312
Tits or GTFO you feminist Jew
weed
I whack it to degenerate furry porn.
>>136281042
dude, we will fucking find you.
>>136280462
i watch anime
>>136281254
>>136287972
Dominos: Thin crust-Pineapple-Ham-Bacon add free shaker of red pepper flakes for the cheap carry out deal. If your part of the anti-pineapple scum, this will change your life.
>>136281490
Cut white meat....Jew owned NEET
>>136281953
BUILD THAT WALL
>>136280462
Until a few months ago, I wasn't a hockey fan. I still dislike curling.
>>136280648
Get the fuck out of my country
>>136282453
Sounds like a total Jewpocalypse thing to do. You will make many shekles when the end draws nigh.
>>136282770
>Hating on Abarth
You should try driving a high power to weight, Compact or smaller sized car on some twisties sometimes
>>136283523
I still can't believe that's a thing
>>136282453
>>136291767
This metro cash tier
>>136283957
Hey everyone, Stephen Colbert is on the thread. Now go stretch your neck you kike shill.
I hate my country, we suck at everything, we have had a woman and a jew be our prime ministers and we're an irrelevant shithole, the only semi good thing is that since we are so isolated we havent had SJW/PC cancer spread here but with increasing (((globalization))) its beginning and we are already at least twice as SJW as we were at the beginning of the year
>>136283549
I've had the same stick-shift truck for 10 years and never had a problem eating and driving. Just find a speed to cruise at or steer with your knee.
I have pic related hanging on my wall and it's bigger than my American flag.
>>136292216
It is. Any cheese made with raw milk and not aged 90 days is illegal under federal law.
My cheese maker has been raided twice. Luckily just after I picked up their total stash both times. We're gonna find the cheese snitch and fuck him up.
>>136281042
This is only ok if you make your tea in a pot. If you make it with a bag, and put milk in first to fuck the whole thing up, kys now
>>136292476
>My cheese maker has been raided twice.
Full SWAT forces no doubt. How many children has he lost?
>>136284697
Hmmm...I'm not sure how I feel about this. On the one hand Aussies aren't pussies, but on the other hand, Aussies are TOTAL FUCKING PUSSIES who have lost control of their country to homosexual feminist fuckery fucks that are sucking the manhood out of that country. So I'm 50/50
>>136292571
Actually, fully armored state cops, USDA agents (armed) and FBI.
>>136281019
Do americans not have kettles? How do you boil water?
>>136281042
Die you fucking heretic, you dont deserve to live you scumbag. Remove yourself from the planet
>>136284039
>PAP for $450
This has to be atleast 3 years old
>>136292476
Fucker, imagine going down for that
>I shanked a mofo, what you in for?
>illegal cheese
>>136292476
>my cheese maker has been raided twice
hahaha. Oh my god, my sides.
>>136292476
This was good enough for my grandpa and it's good enough for me.
>>136292778
Juusto is serious fucking business for the Finnish-diaspora mafia.
I prefer Russian calibers to American ones.
7.62x54r > .30-06
7.62x39 > .223
>>136284039
I have a machete. Should I get a crossbow or a PCP air rifle? I'm thinking air rifle.
Yes I know I'm oppressed.
>>136281490
same here
>>136280462
I just posted in a data-mining thread.
>>136284999
BLOW leafy. Wither and die like the Low-T (Testosterone) newmales you are.
>>136292846
I wish I were lying, serkku. Feds treat juusto as criminal as drugs.
>>136292751
We have stove top kettles but almost no one uses them. Americans don't drink hot tea.
When I make iced tea (southern US) I just put about 5-10 tea bags in a large pan and boil it with water, let it steep, cool down, and then mix in sugar and water.
>>136287020
No Kirsty no
>>136280462
I don't care about steaming of the evils Russia has done to Finland. It means absolutely nothing to me.
>>136284910
Pesäpallo is sadly not that popular here. It should be #1 national sport or at least comparable to USA's baseball. If you watch Finnish sports news it's all about ice hockey or our shit tier football, but this is the comfiest game to watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5j7LyF8mSM
>>136292476
even normal american cheese is fucking garbage so I cant imagine how shitty bootleg amateur shit is
>>136289971
Degenerate
>>136287753
You are going our Glorious Leader's good work.
>>136284999
You need to take testosterone newmale
>>136293104
but how do americans boil water though?
I'm a straight white male, i'm right wing, and i don't care about Melodifestivalen (Eurovision)
I used to have a lot more friends.
>>136293490
Vxxxx Xxxxxxinen is using a recipe passed down from her mother. The off the boat Finnish couple I sell to in Dxxxxx exclusively buy from me because they say it's just like home.
Unlike the shitty "Finnish Table Cheese" that is fucking YELLOW that can be bought at Trader Joe's, my juusto squeaks when you dunk it in your coffee and bite it.
>>136280648
I know you have a mental illness, but I still want to strangle you
I illegally smuggled a whale bone from Canada into the U.S.
>>136293812
>dunking cheese in coffee
what the fuck
>>136281974
This. I also grow the herbal Jew.
>>136293673
A pot or pan on the stovetop.
>>136293812
>dunk it in your coffee
Do you know how that thicc cheese is good? You mix it with Rubus chamaemorus jelly https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubus_chamaemorus , and if you have that you can try to mix it with grapes too.
>>136294041
It's breakfast cheese. Some people pour coffee over it, others dunk. I dunk then dab into lingonberry. It's heaven.
>>136293673
Outside of poor, trashy areas, just about everyone uses a stovetop kettle. Ignore those other idiots.
>>136286986
You nigger loving traitor. Keep those monkeys dancing, hooping and singing. The more of them reading the more kikery takes hold.
>>136293812
don't know if you know but in the next municipality from where i live they make a leipäjuusto soup and it's fucking god-tier food. Especially the moose-meat variant they sell at the store from time to time.
>>136293673
In pots or stove-top kettles.
Or they microwave their water like some fucking subhuman trash.
>>136280462
The goverment here can direct depost money into you bank account for stuff like tax returns and tax credits, and I refuse to sign up for it exclusively to make the government waste money sending me a physical check
D E V I L I S H
>>136281042
Wait is this guy not talking about cereal?
I think that francos ideolgy was better and that Hitler was an autist.
>>136294131
I like it with lingonberry, but my mother is a cloudberry fan. :)
>>136287299
Did he use his teeth? I hear Semites love to eat adult foreskins.
>>136280648
>burger meme
I don't like cod fish
>>136294221
Holy Shit, that looks awesome. BRB, looking for a recipe.
>>136294287
pretty soon they'll charge extra for sending physical letters. Some companies here already do. My dad switched cell-phone carriers because the previous one had started taking TWO FUCKING EUROS to send the bill.
>>136293812
Cheese and coffee is pretty rad.
I have access to particularly good coffee luckily.
I won't say where I get my coffee, but I have a feeling they're crypto-commies.
Which sucks because if they are I'll probably still get their coffee.
It's amazing.
That's one of my greater sins.
Also - I prefer aged cheese with my coffee.
There are soft cheese people and hard cheese people.
I'm a hard cheese man.
>>136294120
>>136294197
>>136294261
jesus christ, how can america be the most developed country on earth but still boil water like its the fucking middle ages
>>136294305
And I like Polish beer more than German one...
>>136294484
oh, yeah. It's called juustopaisti. You can do whatever meat you want it.
>>136294505
When they start doing that I'll have no choice but to be a good goy, but until then I'm going bleed my communist government for everything I can
>>136287868
Then a NAZI comes in and escorts two, er I mean THREE jew lovebirds off to the gas. Indeed what a lovely ending.
>>136294197
Yeah, but he's talking about an electric kettle. And if you're like me, and would rather have the tea bags in the water as you bring it to a boil as opposed to pouring boiling water over it, you have no reason to own any type of kettle.
>>136294552
Meh.
I use a stove kettle and a french press for my coffee.
Seeking the approval of some silly Kiwi never crossed my mind.
I secretly wish I was a Jew
>>136280462
I park at a parkinglot sometimes and some kid fuckin films me....
Tyler
Alright Tyler, the jig is up! Agent 57 Reacts To Tyler MIB Parking Incident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAx28BzrCV0 Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS-u0DWRHQg Original Audio: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QN4noDXLMC I Mean Hey, I'm Just Parkin Here! I'm Just Parkin Tyler! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3OiewOcvxE I mean, I'm just sayin, I'm just parkin here.
>>136295000
Schlomogender disporia is real, anon.
>>136294682
Not if I have anything to say about it
Black chicks
I think Texas is a shitty state full of disgusting strip mined land a beaners
>>136280462
I kind of like the Prius, pineapple pizza is good, and I have a BF for the sole reason that I hate women with a passion.
>>136281974
>dried pasta in your weed
>>136287868
Wew fucking lad
>>136280462
I vape. I'm vaping right now, in fact.
>>136280462
I don't tip
I fap to traps
>>136294818
>its not about having my approval, its about not living in the fucking medieval era
>>136280462
I yeach french to foreigners (not to niggers though).
>>136280462
I read the replies of a bunch of cucks wanting to discuss petty shit while the world burns down day after day. Most of them are probably small for their age and their age is definitely too low to post on here. They are definitely from cities (there is a high probability that they have met each other during random gay sex at local clubs known for allowing in underage queers as long as they bend over for every other homo inside) and contribute nothing to society. I share a place to discuss politics with these massive faggots and they serve as a constant reminder that even white males are not created equal. I have seen their parents at times throughout my life. A small male with an obese wife. A man so shunned by women he chose a separate option entirely. They observed their father be such a massive pushover that they never knew what a male role model was and will eventually kill themselves when they can not even go his route and net themselves a land whale. Sure, the fact they masturbate to cartoon characters will keep them from ending it today, but each day afterwards is a count down to it.
None of these pathetic "men" have every hunted anything more than a Hot Pocket. None have punched another man anywhere but their own imagination. None have felt the joys of having sex with a woman. None of them ever will.
>i post on here with all of you
I pray every day that the world crumbles so that what is wrong with this world, including most of you, can be removed.
>>136282816
he said ONE treasonous thing.
>>136281974
I love weed too much to even insinuate the Jews have any power or leverage over it. Smoking weed makes you think outside of the box, too, which is something a Jew who wants to control everyone wouldn't want people to do in the first place.
>>136280462
i dislike the concept of a monarchy.
>>136281042
Is this dude talking about tea or cereal? Either way kys asap
>>136296522
>None have punched another man anywhere but their own imagination.
Hello? I'm a middle man in an illegal cheese making/interstate smuggling operation.
You have no idea how many times I've had to run runners off the road, take them down and destroy their product.
Curd lyfe, yo.
>>136280462
im not actually racist and I didnt even vote for Trump
>>136282071
Go get fucked. I know a guy who will nurse one beer all night and it t bothers the hell out of me. Just stay home you faggot. You're making everyone else feel weird about how drunk they around and think you're a pussy.
>>136285323
>global warming
t. Al Gore
>>136285110
>cheeseburgers
What are you 10? What next you eat them with ketchup too faggot?
>>136287072
Underrated bong post.
>>136296490
And how do you boil your water down in Australia lite, you smug fucking hobbit
>>136281974
What a waste of canabinoids. Degenerate hedonists.
I'm Atheist.
>>136280462
I eat hamburgers without ketchup, mayo, etc.
Only cheese, sometimes with bacon/lettuce.
>>136292679
The absurdity of unchecked bureaucracy.
>>136297879
>put water in electric kettle
>push button
>it boils
>>136292888
nothing better than killing commies with their own creations.
>>136292888
That's because you're a cheapass anti-American faggot.
>b-b-but the ammo is 1 cent cheaper per round
Faggot.
>>136281312
what?
>>136281042
Disgraceful
>>136282395
You know why that thing doesn't have a back seat? Cause gay men can't have kids.
>>136281042
MODS
Im half mexican. Manlet too.
>>136280462
Watch porn and smoke weed. Sometimes simultaneously.
Also regicide.
>>136284205
>my brother works for GM
nobody blames you. GM stopped making good cars in the 70s now it's all just plastic and enough leg room for a midget.
>>136281042
Before the bowl?
>>136281254
Heathen
I once let a Frenchman look through Gen III nightvision goggles, violating ITAR!
I haven't put the swastika flag on my wall because I can't bother explaining it to people.
>>136281312
nigger you what?
>tfw finally got my $20k collection insured
>>136299865
>Export of Night Vision Equipment or related accessories (such as manuals) is strictly regulated by the US Department of State in accordance with the guidelines of the International Traffic in Arms Regulations (ITAR). It is a major crime to ship or carry US manufactured night vision devices outside the borders of the United States, punishable by fines and prison sentences. Ignorance of these regulations will not hold up in court. By purchasing night vision equipment from TNVC, you attest that you will not attempt to export or carry this night vision equipment outside the borders of the United States. Also, it illegal to allow a non-US Citizen to look through US Gen3 Night Vision Devices, even on US soil. Again, this is a crime punishable by fines and prison sentences.
>>136290353
>MILKNIGGERS
I think Christianity and Hinduism are synonymous.
>>136300024
As a leaf, I'm hard if that's truly yours
>>136280462
Seeing as this thread's about to 404:
- i don't believe that all women are absolutely awful people
- i'm into a lot of very degenerate things, i go to clubs and snog women often
- ironically, i have a cuckold/group sex kink, but i would only ever do them with people that i know, not strangers
>>136296830
Top kek you massive faggot. Wait until a mechanic decides to run. You won't be knocking him off the road any time soon.
>>136300024
what is right above the Glock? (Column 2, Row 3)
>>136282766
>diesel
>american
SHIGGY DIGGY
>>136290353
>>136300196
HE NEED SOME MILK
>>136300702
>>136301748
>>136301278
Walther P-38. to its right is a Walther P-1, which functions Identically but was manufactured post-WW2 and has an aluminum frame rather than steel
>>136302013
>>136297448
Ketchup is redpilled
>>136298502
>he fell for the electric jew
>>136281101
Eggs dee lamayo1
>>136280771
you're doing the lords work anon
ride hard and fast
>>136287868
>>136284205
plebbit for sports lmaoooo!!
so you're a tiny shitskin that never played sports...and argues about shit you don't know about with other pleb nerds that never played
otherwise you wouldn't be on reddit for that
>ask me how i know