Is there another more triggered group of cucks then the United Kingdomians?
>head to authentic British pub for lunch and a few drinks with friend
>good music, having a nice time
>decide to buy a round
>"yeah we'll take a round of car bombs"
>record scratch
>can't order that here you mincer, we'd appreciate it if you pay your tab and leave
>*shrug* go to next bar
Find out later that mincer means:
"A bloke that likes nothing more than working a full day, having a glass of wine and going home to sit on a big cock"
First off, I don't drink wine and secondly, fuck this sensitive bitch. It's a drink not a command. How do people live like this??
Pubs are for drinking beer in, not gay college-age American cocktails, you homo.
>>136279160
Where were you in England? Order a cocktail in a pub outside of London you look like a faggot, further north you go worse it gets I'm pretty sure in Newcastle you would be considered a faggot for asking for gin and tonic
You're lucky the local inbreds didn't beat you to death then bum you just for a laugh
Welcome to the UK shitbag
>>136279160
>authentic british pub
>music
not authentic desu, also why can't americans handle banter?
>>136279410
>authentic British pub
yeah I doubt it's authenticity if OP needs to remind us of it
>>136279160
Srsly tho why do Americans have the gayest drinks?
>>136279160
No it sucks, I'm moving to burger land now Trumps made it easier for English speakers
>>136279410
>>136279160
The outside world seems to think the UK values pubs far more than they do. Most people go to pubs after work on a friday and drink shitty lager.
The younger generations in the UK are as degenerate as the rest of the world and maybe go to pubs for a drink before going clubbing.
>>136279160
This story seems fabricated.
Saged, faggot.
>>136279976
this is sadness, but true, more true for the city scum
>>136279976
I guess wetherspoons monopoly has killed the "local" feel of a lot of them and off goes the loyalty but I'd still think they are pretty held on to in some parts
>>136279160
>"A bloke that likes nothing more than working a full day, having a glass of wine and going home to sit on a big cock"
It's pretty much only one of those 3, mate. Anyway what's up, can't handle real drink? You sound like a chutney ferret...
>>136279160
can't post that here you mincer, we'd appreciate it if you took your fabricated tales and left
>>136280340
Just wanted to try something I read about on 9gag. Learned my lesson and next time I visit I'll stick to Luke warm ale and depression like the rest of you cucks.
>>136280338
Chain pubs are the fucking mcdonalds of the drinking world. I hate them with a passion
>>136280479
That's the spirit!
>>136279160
Old pasta m8
>>136280532
Agreed. I find everything offensive about them. The food is fucking mindblowingly shit, knew someone who worked at Yates told me a lot of horror stories about their hygiene standards there
>>136279691
It's a gay name but a good drink. Pour a Guinness, double shot of half Whiskey and half Irish cream. Drop double shot glass into Guinness and chug.