Please Stop Breaking Up With My Girlfriend

>>136271388
>Elizabeth
Is that you Riley

>>136271388
can any erudite /pol/sters help me out with this. is there a term for this gay writing style? is there a history to it? this emotional, overly-descriptive flowery crap that is now pervasive. when did it start?

>>136271388
He wants some other guy to date his girlfriend also? What kind of new age cuckery is this?

What happened to the white male?

>>136271767
It's an imitation of a time when literary men were more eloquent than unlettered men. Now most retards know how to read, and some of them like to pretend they are poets.

>>136271388
be careful what you wish for. as far as suffering kys. now you are god.

>>136272066
>white male
>(((Nick Rowan Bassman)))

>salon
can some american explain to me wtf is wrong with this site? half the content is straight up cucked. is it a radical leftist journal or they calim to be imparcial?

>>136271767
Idk just blame Oscar Wilde and Alan Ginsberg and that dude from the mountain goats I guess

>>136271767
>cuck uses flowery writing style
>uses contractions

REEEEEEEEEE

>>136272066
It's just some kike fetish story.

>>136271767

This style comes from women's magazines. It's personalized, emotional, it reads like a diary entry. There are no foundational arguments, there are no intellectual ambitions, it's just "DEAR BLOG TODAY THIS DUDE WAS SUPER RUDE OMG LET ME TELL YOU".

Unfortunately you now find this on the opinion sections of all newspapers. Used to be you couldn't get this shit out of the human interest sections, but now it's common. It's the blog-ification of writing in general.

Notice how I didn't write from a first person perspective once there.

>"Toward the end of April, Jamie left Elizabeth for good. Finally swallowed by guilt, they told Elizabeth, “I don’t love you anymore. You’ve hurt me too much.”"

>"They (singular) told Elizabeth"

Please tell me this is satire.

>>136271388
For the period of time I was in an open relationship, we kept it out of sight out of mind as one of our rules; I didn't bring girls around her, and she didn't bring guys around me, and we always came home to each other at the end of the day.

This person's writing style is why we are all fucked.

>>136271767
I know right, all this shit about love slipping into the little spaces, it's not fucking Dune. Just simply say "i watched my girlfriend get pounded by a black man" it saves so much time

>>136272066
>What happened to the white male?

>She had to micromanage her schedule to balance a Mathematics major with ADHD

dont fall for the bait.

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>>136272836
No one GIVES a flying fuck about your cuckery! You fucking bumble fucking Canadian goose.

>>136272596
This cuck gets it. They say nothing by filling the text with useless information (usually the emotional reaction of the writer). This is where the left and Jews in general draw their powers.

Try talking to a psychology major. They're talk your ear off and convey little to no information. When you call them out and sum up the essence of their 5 minute speech in a single sentence without leaving out significant information they feel like they've been found out. You don't need reasoning skills if you've managed to memorise a boat load of useless terminology.

>>136271767
It's the "Freshman Creative Writing" special.

>>136272066
They call it "polyamory", it is what Liberal Arts-majoring millenial SJWs do to show how forward-thinking and "diverse" they are.

>>136272335
No, they are just a far-left trashbin blog. They aren't news.

>>136272794
Nope, not satire. These people are really like this.

>>136272836
Of course it's a Canadian.

IMPORTANT NOTE FOR ALL READERS: THESE PERVERSIONS ARE EXTREMELY RARE, LIKE LGBT, AND THEY ONLY APPEAR TO BE PREVALENT BECAUSE THEY ARE HIGHLY OVERREPRESENTED IN INTERNET BLOG-CLICKBAIT (((JOURNALISM))) BY A SPECIFIC DEMOGRAPHIC OF URBAN LIBERAL MILLENNIAL NON-TRADITIONAL SJWs.

>>136271388
>1388

ah, close

>>136271388
http://archive.is/7Hhyk
Here's more of the (((highlights))):

>Crushes have always sprouted in me, independent of my will, like I live in an endless springtime. One blossoms for someone who feels right in my arms at a blues dance, another bursts for a classmate who writes achingly beautiful poetry — all the time, people pop up and make me dizzy.

>But every time a crush budded, I felt like I’d betrayed Elizabeth. When I snipped it before it could fully bloom, I felt like I’d betrayed myself. I didn’t want to leave her, but I craved freedom to explore.

>Several months before, I’d confessed this desire to her. “I want to give that to you,” she whispered — but the idea made her seethe with anxiety. Our time together was already a constant negotiation. She had to micromanage her schedule to balance a Mathematics major with ADHD, while my distaste for clocks and Google Calendar verged on phobia. We lived in glimpses and embraces between class; love slipped into the little spaces we had left over. She feared we’d have no time left at all if we were entangled with other people.

>So as her mouth moved against Jamie’s in one of the loveliest kisses I’d ever seen, I felt a lot of things. Jealousy, yes, at the bitter irony that she had what I wanted. Confusion: Had she changed her mind, or was this just a drunken birthday kiss? Happiness, too — what some polyamorous people call “compersion” — that two people I loved were sharing this intimacy. And also a little private hope: that Elizabeth would understand me better now. Under my breath, I whispered, “Finally.”

>As the night progressed, time warped around Jamie and Elizabeth’s kiss. It never stopped. I got drunker than I’d ever been. For the first time, I spent my night retching into a toilet. Elizabeth, after holding my hair, spent her first night in Jamie’s bed.

Jesus fucking Christ. This is what this over-emotionalized culture creates.

>>136271767
The term you are looking for is "purple prose."

>>136271388

Hes a fag and doesnt know it.

Just listen to how he writes.

Hes a fag.

>>136271767
Yes. "Faggotry"

>>136273474
cont'd

>The third time I walked in on Jamie and Elizabeth kissing, we decided it was time to talk about it.
>We spoke for hours. Softly, carefully. Elizabeth held my gaze. Jamie averted it. “We need each other,” Elizabeth confessed.
>“Okay,” I said.
>They glanced at each other. “Okay? Really?”
>“I never want to keep you from what you need,” I said. “Need is sacred.”
>“Thank you,” Jamie told me, over and over. And, “I don’t deserve this.”
>Maybe they didn’t. Jamie hadn’t yet told Sophie, their long-distance high school sweetheart and maybe-someday-fiancée, about kissing Elizabeth. “She’ll definitely be okay with it,” Jamie assured us.
>I had my doubts that Sophie — who rarely used gender-neutral pronouns for Jamie and wanted them to be her husband, not her androgynous partner — would be a fan of polyamory.
>But Elizabeth was beaming at me, moon-eyed. “I feel a hundred times lighter right now,” she said, “than I can remember having felt in I-don’t-know-how-many-months.”

What the fuck is wrong with these people. How the fuck do they think this is OK?

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>>136273632
>stop breaking up with my girlfriend rrrrreeeeeeee
GUESS THE RACE
GUESS THE RACE
GUESS THE RACE

Cuckuscripture
Cuckifesto
Cucktire

>>136271388
obvious english major writing cuck fan fiction. Sage and report.

>>136273632
Holy shit I'm so done, I shouldn't have even made this thread. Abort thread. Cancer.

>To Elizabeth, polyamory was an experimental structure for our relationship — one that wasn’t working. To me, polyamory was, is, a matter of identity. To me, loving two people at once is… loving two people at once. Three is three, twelve is twelve, one is one. Nothing about love should exclude, or possess, or covet. To me, it’s Time that is the great divider, limiter, and dissector of what could otherwise be infinitely expansive love.

>my distaste for clocks and Google Calendar

So this is how it ends. Not with a bang, but with faggotry corroding it away.

>>136272389
This.

>>136273771
Mass repliers NEED to be gassed.

>>136274049
Found the cuck. You mad that people are making a connection between what race cuckolds usually are?

>>136273632
>I had my doubts that Sophie — who rarely used gender-neutral pronouns for Jamie and wanted them to be her husband, not her androgynous partner
I cannot stop laughing. I'm so sure this is going to work out great between Sophie and Jamie.

>>136271767
Not sure. I call it millennial journalistic writing. You can see it in legit new articles too. Comes across as uppity/trying to sound smarter than they actually are.

I have a family member that does some writing and she writes like that. I can assure you she's an idiot.

>>136271388
>It was her 21st birthday, five days into the spring of our junior year. Heads swiveled toward Elizabeth and Jamie as their kiss deepened. Quiet rippled out through the din of the party. In the background, Beyoncé continued to serenade us with “Drunk in Love.”
How does this faggot sound gay when talking about a woman he is in a relationship with? these cucks are talented

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>>136273474
GOOD TIMES CREATE WEAK MEN
GOOD TIMES CREATE WEAK MEN
GOOD TIMES CREATE WEAK MEN

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>current year
>not letting your wifes boyfriend rape you

>>136271388
Look at the way he expresses himself. He fancies himself a writer, he wants his life to be some artsy rom-com but it's just an embarassing mess. You cannot like somebody and at the same time be ok with them doing things with somebody else. It doesnt work and especially not if you are a man. The moment you let your wife or gf fuck somebody else you are no longer in charge of your side of the relationship. People will consider you a cu.ck and treat you as one but more inpirtantly she will now and forever see you as a cu.ck on a subconscious level.

There is no saving these people, hopefully they will serve as an example to the younger generation.

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>>136273632
>Maybe they didn’t. Jamie hadn’t yet told Sophie, their long-distance high school sweetheart and maybe-someday-fiancée, about kissing Elizabeth. “She’ll definitely be okay with it,” Jamie assured us.
>I had my doubts that Sophie — who rarely used gender-neutral pronouns for Jamie and wanted them to be her husband, not her androgynous partner — would be a fan of polyamory.

Can't make this shit up

>>136271388
If I was this "man's" father I'd kill myself. WTF is this cuck shit. How does a supposed straight man sound so fucking gay? No wonder your bitch is kissing another man in front of you, you probably cry during sex you fucking fruitcake.

>>136273843
>Nothing about love should exclude, or possess, or covet.
Exodus 34:14
>For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:
>כִּ֛י לֹ֥א תִֽשְׁתַּחֲוֶ֖ה לְאֵ֣ל אַחֵ֑ר כִּ֤י יְהוָה֙ קַנָּ֣א שְׁמֹ֔ו אֵ֥ל קַנָּ֖א הֽוּא׃
>οὐ γὰρ μὴ προσkυνήσητε θεῷ ἑτέρῳ ὁ γὰρ kύριος ὁ θεὸς ζηλωτὸν ὄνομα θεὸς ζηλωτής ἐστιν
I respectfully disagree with this cuck.

>>136273632
>How the fuck do they think this is OK?
We live in a culture of spinless faggots unwilling to take a real stand for anything. They'll jump through mental hoops to justify anything they do, no matter how bizarre it is. American freikorps when?

>>136271388
The level of faggotry here shall make the Zimbabwe Space Program a monumental success.

>>136271388
>finish masturbating to comics where pure white elves get impregnated by orcs
>come to /pol/
>this is the fiest thread I see
>even I am disgusting by how big of a cuck this guy is
s.m.h

>>136274591
GUESS THE RACE
GUESS THE RACE
GUESS THE RACE

>>136273771
Kill yourself. 4chan shouldn't allow for replies to more than three posts in a single post

>>136271767
Purple prose

>>136274657
>wife fucks a stranger
>stranger fucks your ass without permission
>you cry all night in front of your wife

This guy got absolutely owned

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>>136274657

A man didn't write this. This is a false flag by some hag or by a faggot. Men don't write symbolically ie idioticly.

>>136272101
>Now most retards know how to read
And now they think they know how to write.

>>136274869
>point out facts about correlation between cuckoldry and the race of your avg cuckold
>>k-kill yourself, stop pointing out facts you big ol meanie :(((
lol cuck

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>>136271388
Fucking cuck degenerates

>>136271388
>Please Stop Breaking Up With My Girlfriend
This sounds like one of those retarded Japanese porn titles.
>Please Bang My Wife

>>136272836
3/10

>>136274858
Jewish

>>136271767
Faggotry

>>136271388
>Romanticizing self-destructive mental illness
How do we fix leftists without actually killing or deporting them en masse?

>>136273632
>>136273474

If I ever come across this faggot in real life I'm going to violently assault him because of this article, I swear to fucking god I'm memorizing his picture and name right now.

>>136275088
You could've made that post without replying to anyone, just add an attention grabbing picture if you're so desperate for replies. By mass replying you're just getting on people's nerves

>>136275381
That's the point :^)

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>>136275349
this is him the middle I think

everyone memorize this KIKE's face

you must do what must be done if you ever come across him

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>>136275512
it gets better

heres the 3 of them

>>136275577
>>136275512
Normies man, fuck.

>>136271767
Kitchen sink romanticism.

>>136275577
Wait, that thing in the middle is the GF?

>>136275512
His gf is regularly fucking other men, and his child probably won't even be his

I can't get angry at him, he is already broken

>>136275577
she is pretty hideous

>>136274657
Fantasy. Guy probs jerked his 2 inch pecker while writing this.

>>136274657
Ha

>>136275577
wut

She looks like a white Emma Sulkowicz (mattress girl).

MY EYES

>>136273771
>inflating value of (You) in economy

(((You)))

>>136275577
Haha he's being cucked by a lesbian

Is wanting to act out cuckoldry anything other than just a mental illness?

>>136276101
Thanks

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>>136273632
I haven't felt this hopeless for modern society in quite some time. I taste acid in my mouth. How do people live and think like this? And it only further proves that destruction and degradation at the base of society - marriage and family - leads to this kind of bullshit.

>I had my doubts that Sophie — who rarely used gender-neutral pronouns for Jamie and wanted them to be her husband, not her androgynous partner — would be a fan of polyamory.
Holy shit.

>>136271767
Or perhaps melodecadence, melonihilism, or melosentimentality.

>>136271767
It's contextual journalism and it's being abused to hell and back.

>>136272836
You are still a fucking cuckold you dogfucking leaf trash

>>136272066
Looks like a female copywriter. They write cheap content for sites.

>>136276251
See, i've been down on the fact that i've left my twenties behind and i'm only going to get older from here. Articles like this have kind of lifted my mood. I'm almost happy that i'll be leaving this world sooner than later. It's just fucked at this point.

>>136272794
Nope. 'We get to deny male and female genders because we're not crazy. And our pronouns suggest we are multiple people.'

We need to stop this degeneracy. Cucks like this, needs a swift kick between the legs. Can we start a trend where females kicks white knights nuts for feminism?

God, leftists have such retarded lives.

>>136274657
I could almost understand it if that was his secret fetish. Like, okay, people have weird sex things that turn them on, and you either do them or not, but this guy just sounds miserable the whole time.

>>136275577
So who's the 'they'?

>>136274657
Pretty sure she went back for a fuck

>>136276190
All forms of sexual deviance is mental illness.

All of these people should be burned at the stake.

>>136276947
It was probably her idea for the guy fuck her husband too. She kicked him out just to seem above board.

>>136275577
girlfriend is which?

>>136274728
Honestly my primal urge is gather all these "men" up and throw them off the top of a tall building. I know it's wrong and i would never do it but thats the initial feeling i get

>>136274657
>wife needs to go in person alone to tell """"rapist"""" not to contact them again
lel, the story is nonsensical even if you roll with the initial punches. It has to be fantasy larping.

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>>136277736
>white knighting for cuckoldry
>Checks flag

>>136271388
Alpha chick who gets shit done and a beta faggot with no self-control. Serves him right to get cucked. Retard.

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LITERALLY DATING PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF TROLL FACE

>>136271767
In french we say "style fleuri"

>>136274657
>wife cucks you, gets a lover
>lure him with boypussy and steal him away from her
This is how you deal with a slut.

>>136277873
How is it whiteknighting? I refuse to believe someone could honestly be this pathetic irl. Dont tell me you believe all these greentext stories you read, right?

>flag checks out
but you're a fucking leaf...

Highlights

>We spoke for hours. Softly, carefully. Elizabeth held my gaze. Jamie averted it. “We need each other,” Elizabeth confessed.

>“Okay,” I said.

>They glanced at each other. “Okay? Really?”

>“I never want to keep you from what you need,” I said. “Need is sacred.”

>“Thank you,” Jamie told me, over and over. And, “I don’t deserve this.”

>Maybe they didn’t. Jamie hadn’t yet told Sophie, their long-distance high school sweetheart and maybe-someday-fiancée, about kissing Elizabeth.

>“She’ll definitely be okay with it,” Jamie assured us.

>I had my doubts that Sophie — who rarely used gender-neutral pronouns for Jamie and wanted them to be her husband, not her androgynous partner — would be a fan of polyamory.

Need is sacred, goys. Poor Sophie

>>136271767
>is there a term for this gay writing style?
Filler
>when did it start?
In sixth grade when there was a minimum word/page count on assignments.

>>136278374
>Implying that greentext stories aren't all 100% true
Reddit, I....

>>136274657
squeal like a pig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8

>>136274138
It's shilled on whites in mass, which is a total perversion of traditional European society. Even in historical instances when European culture was polygamous, it was men with multiple wives.

And this has nothing to do with my original point that mass repliers deserve death.

>>136275862
It's kind of like your dog is sick. You know what needs to be done but you feel terrible about it.

>>136278799
A

This entire story is just disgusting

>>136271388
>Beyoncé continued to serenade us with “Drunk in Love.”
i read enough

>>136278482
>Need is sacred, goys
Hedonism is a cult, isn't it?

>>136278482
>need is sacred

You gotta be shitting me. Why the hell would people be in a relationship if the other part tells them outright that they can't satisfy their "needs". Why bother?

>>136271388
I can't tell if Salon is legitimate or satire

>>136273215
>Liberal Arts-majoring
the girl is majoring in mathematics

>>136272836
And then she finally realized what a useless manchild you are.

>>136274869
Indeed. Its usually cancer when people do those sort of replies. They usually do it to spam their stupid post.

>>136273632
Thanks for refreshing the boiling anger I'm bearing in my chest for weeks now.

>Elizabeth careened around the corner and into my arms. The air was thick with birdsong. We kissed, still breathing hard from running to each other. Then her hands tugged at my new shirt.

>“Why are you wearing Jamie’s shirt?” she giggled.

>“I found it on my pillow,” I said, cocking my head. “I wonder why Jamie didn’t say anything about it.”

>Elizabeth closed her eyes. “I left it there by accident. I was wearing it last night.”

>And we laughed the way we had at the beginning of the semester, walking through snowfall, when everything was untarnished. Nothing was healed, nothing was saved, nothing made sense — but we were laughing again.

Jesus Christ.

>>136283859
t's like it's from a shitty, John Greene-esque YA novel

>>136283859
That's the kind of shit that's destroying values in our society. Like holy shit, how can you be such a fucking faggot to let some asshole plow your girlfriend. And the worst thing is that the cunt won't get the punishment she deserves. Hell, all these cunts never get the fucking punishment for their degenerate behaviour.

The future will be a fucking mess.

>>136272243
>implying it's not actually a female writer, writing under the guise of a "male" name

>>136271767
Schmaltz/sappy writing or tumblr tier muh feelings?

>>136271388
we will pay their rent. no worries, fellas...

Is this real life?

>>136276947
Pretty sure it won't be the last time.