Hello, fellow humans

>>136258705
He's a real human being

hes going to short circuit during the debates

>>136258705
>government like Facebook
Describe in detail, if you please.

He is the most human you can be.

Wtf i love billionaires now

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here's when he went to texas

>>136258705
I just don't feel right supporting a guy who decided to run for President after he data mined everyone who wanted to use "the greatest tool of our generation."

>>136258705
if Zcuck came to my door I'd blow his head off without hesitation

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Era of Data Scam social media is ending
Kill youthoughtcrimetube & kill facefuck
should be Trump's #1 tech and free speech priority

have a painless & seamless overnight replacement with a meshed together network of competing platforms so they're not lone data scam platforms hoarding all the data the users have put on over the last 8 years. you'd have meshtube, meshbook and meshtweet so that youtube & facebook for example would just be one company of 10 or so competing all interlocked together so that users see videos/posts and can interact with them even if the friends/creators are using another platform. end this data scam assault of the public square & ideas

all data: subscribers, views, comments, likes, photos, friends people have produced and typed up over the last 10 years (which they own, not the Data Scammers like they would have you believe) is on meshtube and meshbook the day this law is passed. for pewdiepie and his viewers, or your family and their friends using facebook nothing changes except they are no longer censored and facefuck is a $1billion company again like it should be. holding people's data hostage is not providing a hundred billion dollars of value to the world a group of 10 generation Z's could reproduce facefuck in a year it's not a special contribution to the world, what is valuable is the data (which the people typed up not facefuck). facefuck and ADLtube need a harsh wake up

end Zuckerfuck Data Scam Enterprises and ADL terror thoughtcrimetube

But it's Hillary's turn

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A vote for Zuckerberg is one step closer to genetically engineered ManCars for domestic ownership. Do the right thing, pitiful humans.

i hear he does human things like a human. he once ate a pan-cake, can't get any more human then that. and he ingests fluids and then urinates those fluids into a bowl of fluids, just like me. finally, a human i can vote for and totally not a demon. just looking into his sweet eyes and i am totally not creeped out

>>136259702
woah that took a dark turn lmao

>>136258705
lol yeah he's super popular with the kind of people dumb enough to vote for Hillary.
Everyone else is too smart for this faggot and his internet censorship. He can't even convince people to let him live in their community.

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>>136259404

Our planet, right?

>>136259702

>these people have absolutely nothing to live for. And yet, every day, they turn their faces toward the sun and resume the drugery they have inherited from countless generations

way to sound like a NWO ultra rich master of life and death, you faggot
oh wait, you are one

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If he showed up on my doorstep for dinner he wouldnt be allowed in. Oh man, i really want to see him run though

>>136259702
fuck I really thought that last part was true for a second

>>136259967
what the shit lol

Why are these blatant bait/slide threads allowed?

>>136258705
>jew with a website, where everybody has to give his private-life away is unironically a presidental-candidate

Are you sorry yet, westallies?

>>136258705
>uber successful young white man
>chink wife
yeah Im sure the white/black woman demo will really go for that. thats the ticket for sure democrats

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>>136259998

>>136258705
>When you're a billionaire, but you're also, mainly, a Jew and find out you can get a free meal

As if he's ever going to turn that down.

>>136260086
dude, it was parody, if he had actually said that then i would actually have to start to like him as some kind of living meme. but yes, he is a nwo ultra rich master of life and death

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>>136260086
this

>>136259967
Kek
They literally are trying to push this man-child-demon-kike on us as a leader. Sick.

Facebook is a cesspool and serves nothing other than advertisements. Nothing great about that in the least.

>>136259404
But hes not a real hero

>>136260264
>asian wife
>democrats will label her a minority even though gooks are a majority globally which democrats claim is the only community as there are no borders according to them

>>136260191
>Why are these blatant bait/slide threads allowed?
zuck is running for president it seems, that is relevent to /pol/

>>136260264
>kike
>white
Pick one

GREETING FELLOW HOOMUN! HOW DO YOU DO?

>>136258705
I dont understand why this faggot is relevant in any way. He made a shitty website. wtf

>>136258705
the single most autistic person in public life

>>136258705
He is going to challenge Trump. It's gonna be fun to watch.

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>>136260086

No. This fucking communist needs to get roped.

>>136260655
It's not a bad idea desu

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>>136258705
At least he's not a fraud like Elon Musk

Zuckerberg is 'what you see is what you get' type of person and that's why normies hate him. No grandiose promises, no beautiful futures, just news policing and content selling.

>>136260655
this one is actually real by the way. fuck me this guy is actually unintentionally hilarious. he is going to get the everloving shit memed out of him. it has already begun. he is even funner to meme against then hillary clinton.

He's fuckin cute desu.

>>136260615
I would love to see it, but he will get cold feet. Once the pressure starts, he's gone.

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>>136258705
Fucking disgusting half breed

>>136258705
have the us had a jew president?

>>136258705

>knock knock at your door

HI I'M MARK ZUCKERKEK CAN I COME IN AND

>BANGBANGBANGBAMGBANGBAMGBANGBANG.png

>>136260655

All those poor babies... The last thing they see before they die are fuckerberg's dead fish eyes

>>136260846
normies hate him? i doubt that. normies are oblivious retards that like what they're told to like and they love facebook.

>>136260615
My penis can only get so hard.

>>136261006

Most normies I've spoken to have seen The Social Network and know what a kike he is.

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>>136258705
Repulsive faggot

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We see through you, Mark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRAsgvCwQvg

>>136258705
>Are you ready for a cool, smart and humane president?
Please run him, please, please, please. It will be fucking hilarious watching Trump curb-stomp this whiny little retard.

He's such a cool boss he let's you use Facebook all day.

>>136261006
Normies always hate Jews and rich people, but they will still give him their data willingly.

>>136261080
i wouldn't punch that face, i would just run around in circles while shitting myself in a cmplete panic. his eyes contain nightmares. fuck sillicon valley, this guy comes from the uncannny valley

>>136260615
Imagine Trump in the debate against Zuckerberg.

>One a man who's dealt with the shiftiest Jews of all time in the most Jewcentric city in the world and still came out on top
>The other a "man" who basically made a new version of MySpace because he was so beta he wanted to spy on girls instead of talk to them
>Both of them going head to head

It would make the hoodie meme look tame.

>>136260655
I remember when they did a similar thing on (((BBC3)))

>Took an abattoir
>Sectioned one half into a restaurant
>Big glass window to watch the whole process from the animal being killed to being cooked and served
>Entire point is to show that people won't eat it if they have to watch it be killed
>iirc about 40% of the people refused to eat it
>This is proof
>One tiny disclaimer that 50% of those taking part were vegetarians anyway
>They actually did the opposite of their point by having a safety valve of inviting vegetarians and still failed
>Say it proves you're right anyway

I always remember it because it reminds me of the (((CNN))) polls after the Trump/Clinton debates where the majority of the audience agreed with Clinton, but the audience was made up of 90% Democrat supporters, but less than 90% actually agreed with her when polled.

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>>136260465

No shame on that. It's a completely normal and human thing to do.

Who don't print things inside their shirt and hoodies for increased supernatural power? Every human does.

>>136260615
I need this in my life

>>136261246
>Normies always hate Jews

They definitely don't. Normies are the ones who defend muh poor Jews and cry about it if you dare question one.

>>136261348
cult of saturn confirmed

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>>136261395

Our greatest ally, also don't forget the 60 hundred of thousands.

enough of this fucking guy already. he doesn't stand a chance.

>>136261721

This anti-semitic Facebook changed the thumbnail of my image.

Why you humans try to play tricks against us? It's futile.

>>136260655
This soulless demon is probably referring to spirit cooking

>>136261395
pogroms were always extremely popular with normies

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>>136261309
Slaughter houses smell absolutely terrible, I love meat and I can't imagine eating near one

>>136260926
Trump is affiliated with the Jewish Mafia does that count?

>>136260655
Wow actually gained a little respect for Zucc is this is true.

>>136260926

no, its not constitutional

>>136260119
>i really want to see him run
Thats the kind of ironic thing lefties said about trump long ago, dont put out that juju

>>136258705
Even with the massive amounts of subversive shit he could put on Facebook he still is probably too awkward to win the primaries

>>136261348

6 points of satan...err...i mean jewish star

Anybody think he's the anti christ?

>>136258705
someone needs to have a talk with this kike

he's too weird and unlikable to ever be president

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>>136258705
Those soulless eyes.

>>136263194

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJUWdKEKSBI

>>136263315
>Anybody think he's the anti christ?

No, but its a known fact he takes bribes from the NSA/CIA to let them have full access to data.

>>136258705
He doesn't have the charisma.

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>>136258705
I really really really genuinely want him to run. Zuckerberg is one of the most naive, autistic, unlikable people I've ever seen achieve this level of public status. He makes Jeb Bush look like the Machiavelli of American politics.

I want an army of liberal geny and genz fags to steamroll his way through the Democratic primaries. I want him to be the Democratic nominee, because I think it'll be funny.

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>>136258705
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>>136260655
>at Facebook, our chefs cooked a whole pig
What's wrong with this retard?

>>136263448
>Those soulless eyes.
i can't even look at him

>>136263608
he's running for president and he is already running the surveillance state

i admire your dedication, but this is not a slide thread. zuck embodies hell itself rising up against us

>>136263887
it's like there's nothing going on behind them - no thought, no emotion

>>136260655
This has to be fake. He's Jewish but eats non-kosher? I'd trust him more if he was kosher.

>>136258705
This is just sad.

>>136263555
>I really really really genuinely want him to run.
he won't use his own money

kikes never use their own money. they waste other people's money

>>136258705
He's a fuck

>>136261308
You should go back to plebbit.

>>136263887
There is this unconscious urge I get when looking at people like Zuck that makes me just want to not look at them. Their image just makes my soul want to turn away. They really are agents of satan

>>136264408
>says a fag hiding behind a globalist flag
sure buddy

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>>136259967
you forgot the 2nd half!

Holy shit he sounds so fucking fake that if he was a woman I would hate him even more than hillary.

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>>136264619

>>136258705
Thank god he's human

I was worried he might be a transdimensional shaleshifting bipedal lizard-man

>tfw even a highly professional PR team can't make him look humane

>>136264516
exactly

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>>136264731
>Z U C K
>2 0 2 0

>>136261308
You're not funny faggot.

>>136261348
>human

You keep using that word but I don't think oh know what it means

my wife is asian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRAsgvCwQvg

>>136264731
brilliant, a memetic masterpiece. perfection

>>136264932
i wasn't trying to be, i meant that literally. but thanks for the feedback

>>136264619
Thank you for the post, human. You have been moved back 1 (one) place in line for the great ManCar experiment.

>inb4 he makes his campaign slogan "Cant Cuck the Zuck"

>>136260926
Trump is related to Jews and in bed with them. Wilson probably was too.

>>136262415
Yeah but it's not true. There's no where to hunt in Silicon Valley

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>>136259702
Why is that fuck in my state, reeeee

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>>136264731
>>136264853
These are fucking beautiful more pls

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>>136258705
I wonder how many people he unexpected shows up at their doors who either tell him to GTFO or call him a dirty data-mining piece of shit before he finally gets someone willing to let him in.

I seriously hope this turbokike runs for office. Have any of you seen the way he acts? He's a slippery reptilian autist who crumbles and starts sweating bullets when you ask him any confrontational questions.

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"Self made" Rothchild Khazarian Zionist Mafia grandson. Sure.

>>136258705
>"selfless billionaire"
>literally censors all opposing ideas on the worlds largest platform
>is a kike

>>136265901
dude zuckerberg looks just like that fucking weirdo rothschild kike on the right there, how did i never realize this

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>>136259967
>>136264619

>>136258705
I would sacrifice his Jewish soul to Moloch if he ever dare come into my house.

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>>136266046
>>136266046

>>136258705
https://youtu.be/TdSjv69HDDQ

Tl;dw

A kike being a kike

>>136258705
Mark of the beast

>>136258705
He's such a kike that even with billions of dollars he's too cheap to pay for his own meals?

>Trump gets into legal trouble for refusing to rent to black people
>Guys it's a private company! He can rent to whoever he wants!

>Zuckerberg makes Facebook bury Nazi propaganda
>WHAT THE FUCK THAT KIKE! HOW DARE HE CENSOR PEOPLE! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST!

>>136258705
first he stole code, then he stole workers from india, now he is trying to steal an election

>>136266326
are there even any restaurants left that you can guarentee dont feed you hormone, pesticide, herbicide, shit and disease laced zogfood?

>>136266359
>statistics on muslims is nazi propaganda

did you know nazis actually liked islam?

you know, because the whole "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" and they all hated jews, thing?

He is actually not human.

#I'mWithIt

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>Hey fellow people, how do you do person of familiar flesh?

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>>136258705
>pic related

Such a normal human person. Totally not a robot.

I'm convinced!

it's so fucking transparent what he's doing

piss off, zuck

>>136262073
They were until the 6 trillion started trumpeting in the mainstream media and schools

>>136263194
There is a difference though. Trump is generally charismatic. Zuckerberg is not.

>>136266183
is mark zuckerchild the next commander in chief?

>>136259702
What a monster.

>>136258705

hes too autistic to be a politician

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>>136258705
>Running on the "I'm A HUMAN" platform

"Worked for Hillary"
t. Newsweek

>>136258705

Zuckerberg would be a better President than Trump, currently on a 17-day vacation.

>>136260287
>Kasich has flashbacks about how he became governor in the first place

>>136264966
>>136265062
these are so fake they're going to bring him down when it's shown a team of 20 people writes them and it's the inverse of his true personality

>>136269875
Americans are never going to elects a bleeding heart as the first female president. Hillary fucked up trying to be "human" i.e. conforming to gender stereotypes. She should have run as the viscous bitch she is, with that anger pointed toward America's enemies.

>>136270210
oblivious normie detected. lurk awhile before posting, you don't really understand what's really going on yet.

>>136260497
Gooks are the plurality globally, fucknuts

>>136258705
Idk every time i see his face it feels like that he has no soul

If the Jews try to storm the presidency they should be expelled

>>136258705
dudes 33 years old but talks like a nervous teenager

never gonna be shit politically

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has anyone in history ever taken more credit for other people's work, data and ideas? and no I'm not even including what he did to the Winklevosses in that

>>136258705
>human

>>136264731
>My staff and I have really enjoyed the "grub" going from diner to diner, eating like regular people.

Which we aren't of course; we're superior.

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>>136259702
>life is pain

>>136258705
I am fucking mudskin, and I rather Hitler become President and tell me he will gas me.

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>>136259404
Tell me more, twig.

>>136271887
>has anyone in history ever taken more credit for other people's work, data and ideas?

Steve Jobs.

>>136258705
Yeah Im sure he just showed up out of the blue without them even knowing...

uh huh..

>>136276424
>Yeah Im sure he just showed up out of the blue without them even knowing...
>uh huh..
He should try that at my house. I'd happily do the time for what happened next.