ITT we talk about politics in rhyme

>>136255736
Boy this really is a thread
I'd like to shoot you through the head

>>136255816
This thread could could be good
It could be a screecher
If not, at least I'm no geek English teacher

The Jews are a menace, we owe them their penance. Hitler was a good man, we must all take a stand. For these parasites, like vermin, turn man on the wheel. If we cannot subdue them, our fate is sealed.

>>136255889
It may not be a good rhyme, but I'll tell you what:
>Be American
>Get shot

>>136255889
it seems you think you're pretty funny
Although you jack off to a Disney bunny
Well I can't compete with Judy Hopps
But I'll be glad when a blood vessel in your brain pops.

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>>136255736
You made this thread on /r9k/
You're unoriginal and fucking gay

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>>136255889
>>136255816
>>136255736
you're all pathetic,
clinging to the lowest form of what's poetic,
politics are interesting, sure,
but this bread will go down like Dumbledore

>>136255736
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sage in all fields
OP is a jew

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

been rockin', I been rollin'
You can't stop me, you can't hold me
I'm the new me, not the old me
So if you knew me, you don't know me
Mom was dating a couple og's
When I was younger this what they told me
Enemies kill em slowly, and ya homies watch em closely
You been floatin, what you smokin
That penny wise I been clownin I'm just jokin
I got 3 eyes I see your soul g
I'm an empath I feel emotions
Government, we're revolting and we're out here in the open
Government, you're revolting, I'm glad you got off cause we're coming

chuj dupa kamieni kupa

>>136256569
Tertiary, 10th wonder
Coming live from the under
I'm a fighter and a lover
I'm a Saiyan I recover
I'm where I wanna be I'm a jumper
Oh that's your girlfriend what's her number
Don't send no stray shots my boy gotta jumper
Its all fun and games till it turns to hunger
That's not a movie, that's a reflection
Black mirrors on your dresser
You get arrested without a question
Patriot Act, Freedom Act yeah that's the method
What happens when the pacifists become aggressors
That's when the oppressed learn to oppress the oppressor
Calling all sheeple did you get the message
This is not an accident this was destined

>>136255736
Fuck you cunt, I hope you die like a runt.

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>>136256361
Just spent the night selling America overseas, decent pay for the workers nigga please, prefer some liberal rhetoric, etiquette, caught in the trap 'cause they ain't gay, people know they ain't got no say; Jews'll go here and there and plot in their lair, rubbin' them hands as they stare down your daughter, fuckin' her harder n' drainin' her blood, man's face forever down in the mud.

>>136256526
The Slav says, why reinvent the wheel?
It's far easier to just go and steal.
>>136256592
>>136256569
"hey hippie dudes lets, like, rewrite rap lyrics!"
I hope you get beheaded by Muslim clerics.
>>136256361
Romanian Romanian, why are you so tipsy?
Perhaps it's because you were drugged by a gypsy

>>136255736
in this age of technology, we have no use for your graphology.
white folks are dead. watch their remnants shred. Victory in our sight, we proclaim "Good night, Alt-right!"

>>136256361
>>136257004
Oh fuck, I didn't realize your flag was moldova
I heard the town rapist fertilized your kid sister's ova

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Oh fair people of this grand world, I tell ye tis thin
NO MATTER HOW MANY DRUMPFKEKS SAY SHE WIN.

When you first come to 4chan you find
Many people are somewhat unkind:
But you keep coming back
Till the redpill attack
Has completely reprogrammed your mind.

>>136257425
Soon every citizen, every resident
Will should with glee, MADAM PRESIDENT

>>136258333
Although we may call you a nigger,
And argue about whose dicks are bigger,
We're just looking for your PTSD trigger.
And while we continue to chuckle and snigger,
To escape us you'll string up some ropes like a rigger
but before you try and hang yourself, tigger,
Remember one of us is a gravedigger.

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>>136255736
Alas, OP, I have nothing to contribute,
Perhaps I should just stay and be mute
But I will say that I think Trump is doing swell
For you see, in America, all is well!

(For the most part
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fart)

>>136256322
checked, keked

my mother died when I was thirteen
Right before Christmas
This isn't a joke
I've been depressed ever since

>>136258333
We on /pol/ only wish to amuse
By sincerely expounding our views:
Many people have flinched
To hear: "Coons should be lynched!"
But just wait till we get to the -

>>136260482
Your lack of rhyme is bottom shelf,
Your mother fucking killed herself,
She looked on you with utter shame,
Your mongy brain is what's to blame.

>>136260933
hey brit you are a fucking cuck
Hope you get mangled by a truck
For talking about that guy's mom who is dead
by suicide because her son's a shithead

Fuck you got me, what shall I do?
You're one sick, coniveing jew.

>>136260933
At last! I find another man
Who understands that verse should scan:
Alas, it seems there's just we two:
Most people simply have no clue.

Drumph has won
Hillary is done
Trump was promoted
While the left exploded

The crooked snakes are writhing
While the economy is rising
And soon, top it all
We're going to build a wall

Faggot
Maggot

>>136255736
fuck off

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>>136255736
I just stopped by to say hey,
And to tell you this thread is gay

jew freemasons fuk goyim via lodge cops clergy media courts

>>136262626
Well now that you've said it
Clear off back to r e d d i t
Coz that's where the retards all play.

>>136255736
There is no need to fight,
For it is true that Argentina is white.

> jews
> poos

>>136255736
Why must you use Pepe?
It makes me want to steal bread
And put a bullet through your head

*ukulale music*
Iiiiiiiiii'm a washy-washy roasty
All I can make is toasty
So take me out, and
You better pay for all of my fooood
A wakka wiki
Where have all
The good men gone?

>>136262907
Implying id go to plebbit,don't be absurd just follow the muslim herds down the street while you beat your meat to all the slags that they gag

If you end up with a roast
Remember my post

scoundrel, this early hour is before the time
When late sleeping gentleman should be compelled to rhyme