>"Hello,i am here for the job interview" wat do /pol/?

keep the cake, throw him out of the building.

Not hire it because it's too white for our diversity quota

>>136244796
enjoy your ban,that's what

That thing needs to be beaten to death with a 2x4

>>136244796
kill it and sell its meat to a kebab shop.

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>"Hello Mr Johnson , i am here for the interview"

What do?

>>136244796
Convert to Islam

>>136245124
If it is desk job: hire him.
if it is a trades job: tell him to fuck off and refer him to a desk job m8.

>>136244796
Sorry but this job requires lifting boxes weighing 20lbs and I don't think you'd be physically cut out for that.

>>136244796
he looks ill

I am sorry sir, we no longer hire white people.

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>>136244796
Have a seat.

>>136244796

Are you familiar with multiple streams of income?

But wouldn't capitalism go against her ideals?

>>136244871
It's made with AIDS. You eat it, become a faggot, and die.

>>136244796
can you share it with everyone? if yes then you are hired.

>>136245480
This. Can you think in what a cesspit of an AIDS infested kitchen and under what unhygienic conditions that disease infested cake was baked?

>>136244796
The most efficient answer:
"Sorry, the place has already been covered. We'll contact you for an interview if a similar position comes up. "

Alternatively, what I'd love to tell him is:
"Well, see. Its a mistake of you to be so insufficiently prepared for a job interview as to appear in an unappropiate outfit and to expose your political thoughts so openly withou a care.
In many positions you'll find that working with people, in an out of the company, is a decisive factor on the performance and the outcome of the tasks.
So, being in a state of carelessness for such behavioural and social manners as high as you are, you are defonitely not the persom we're looking for im our company.
Thank you for coming. "

I'm sorry sir but a gender studies degree doesn't get you this job

>>136244796
GET ON YOUR GODDAMN KNEES

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Augusto,get the helicopter

>>136244871
>communist cake
The insides are definitely what you'd expect, just like with what communists expect vs what they get. I wouldn't eat that.

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>welcome anon, please have a seat.
>due to some new laws companies can now legally screen a candidate's entire internet history for selection purposes
>You can thank President Trump for that
>it says here that you watch pornographic videos everyday between 9pm to 11pm after work when you were at your previous job
>with particular interest in interracial and dap gangbangs
>why should our firm hire someone with such an addiction?

What do /pol/?

Tell him the job often requires him to be able to lift 20 pounds at a time, watch him leave.

>>136244796
turn around 360° and walk away

>>136244796
>"I'm sorry, we recently filled the position. What was your name again? I'll make sure to put your name at the top of the list for our next opening."

When he leaves, toss his application/resume

>>136244871
>wanting a commie cake
You know its just a kitchen sponge covered in mud, right?

>>136246428
Ask him for the the links of the videos

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>>136244796

>>136244796
Are you aware of your white privilege you burgeois cis male ?
Also. Why would someone be this malnourished in this day an age ? Specially in the first world.

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Never hire leftists.

They ultimately want you company to collapse afterall, because of "muh capital exploitation".

Pic unrelated.

>>136244953
What meat? That thing looks like a reanimated skeleton.

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How many of these could you beat up in fight?

>>136246858
This. You are opposition or an inconvenient need to them.

>>136246903
5-6 easy

>>136244796
Be firm but be fair.
I don't care how much of a commie he is. If he wants to work and earn his keep, I'll give him a chance if he's the most qualified applicant.
Chances are, I can red pill the fuck out of him too. Man him up a bit.

>>136246903
I'd say 9000 is my upper limit

>>136247036
the best post in this thread

>>136246903
Probably dozens, more if I brought a hammer.

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>>136246040

> gender studies degree

Unbelievable.

>>136247036
I live in Africa. I assume every morsel of food that I consume has at some stage been handled by some aids-infested nigger. However, I will not eat that cake out of fear of contamination.

>>136246557
This

>>136246903
One after another or simultaneously?

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>>136246578

>>136247364
I can tell you live in Africa. You're too low IQ to realize the post was about a job interview.

>>136244796
hit it with a broom

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>>136244871
>him

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>>136246897

So sell his bones to an soap factory instead

>>136247572
Simultaneously obvz

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>>136246999

> 999

Checked.

>>136244871
It's vegan

>>136246903
>>136247237
> Probably dozens, more if I brought a hammer.
Probably millions, if I brought a hammer and a sickle

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>>136244796
Welcome to the suicide squad.

>>136245124
Die white cis scum

>>136244796
Do little goblin nu-males like this guy ever have straight sex?

>>136244871
>keep the cake, throw him out of the helicopter

>>136245124
>I've been told that you have a thing called "white male privilege". I don't know what that is but I'm told it means you can be more successful that others. Given that this is a business I'm of course going to hire you over everyone else because this "privilege" could net me a higher profit. Welcome aboard!

>>136245244
why not trades job?

>>136244871

>Eating Commie ckes

Better dead than fed.

>>136245124
>hired

Tell Jamal and Okongo they can go home

>>136248432
considering that thing has a vagina, yeah, it probably has had straight sex

>>136244796
This job requires you to not be a faggot, sorry, best of luck in your search for a welfare check.

It's never the cute twinks taking pics like this

>>136248202
You are a genius. Go fix Germany.

>>136247923
Touché, anon.

>>136244796
That's a lovely cake. Next time make one with a swastika and the job is yours.

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>>136244796
>When you're a 30 year old woman
>But you look like a 60 year old man with leukemia.

>>136246903
>looks like a manlet
>probably weighs like a child
How many can you send?

>>136246903
Looks like a CR of 1/8 mane.

>>136246903
i'm digging the reflection of old glory in trump's shovel

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WELCOME TO /FIT/

>>136244796
Denied

For one, individuals like that take mind-altering medications (hormone therapy) which generates mood swings. There's also the fact that those individuals are more prone to suicide. Lastly, they want to force their mental illness down everyone's throats.

I work with mission-critical systems, and someone like is too much of a liability. I don't want our people walking on eggshells to avoid "micro-aggression" while trying to do their job.

>>136246858
This, or they're just too stupid to realize the constant push for their beliefs alienates customers and people go elsewhere. Bioware Montreal just tanked.

>>136246903
...infinity? The only limiter here should be energy reserves, which you can help somewhat by eating them.

>>136247036
>if he's the most qualified applican
A chimp could do any given job better than that thing. He probably gets bruised by moderately strong wind.

>>136246903
I don't hit women or children

>>136244871
It probably has semen in it.

>>136249526
becuase he is clearly an ashkenazi sneak mother fuckre

>>136244871
>him
>using its preferred pronouns.

That thing is a woman.

>>136244796
Send "him" to a gulag. God I hate these postmoern scum.

> if I hit that it's not gay
> but traps are
/pol/ is retarded.

>>136246793
autism

>>136244871
It's probably just an empty shell.

>>136244871
the cake has chemicals that reduce your testosterone and gives you boobies

>>136248202
underrated

>>136245124
Interview him.
If he is the best for the job, hire him, if not politely tel him to fuck off.

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>>136244796

>>136244796
>>136246306
>>136246719
>>136246793
>>136247036
>>136249689
>>136254923
the hammer and sickle on the cake is photoshopped on yet its somehow the only version of the pic that gets posted

stop with the fake news

who is this cuck

>>136244796

Why does it have the facial skin of a 60 year old?

>>136244796
>>136246793
>>136246903
>>136251912
Can she return to normal?

He looks like a pygmy person

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We will have to free ourselves from your Marxist Jewry. We've stayed alive this long because of fear and the spectacle of fearsome acts.

How old is he?

>>136244796

>Ask it in for the interview.
>Ask it really difficult questions about the intricacies of the job, which it won't understand yet.
>Send letter two days later: Thanks for attending our interview day, but unfortunately this time you weren't successful.
>Don't get done for hating on whatever that claims to be these days.

>>136244871
Never accept anything from a commie except their death.

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>>136244796
Every day we have this same thread with the same picture of the same F-to-M tranny.

Why?

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>>136244796
>wat do
webm related

>>136261122

That's what stupid people don't understand. Real and powerful racism and others forms of prejudice are subtle, made by intelligent people in position of power, you would never even realize that you are being single out. The morons we see protesting for white supremacy in the streets or openly in the media are just the lower tail of the IQ distribution among nationalists and conservatives. The smart ones don't expose themselves, but for sure they are doing their job. We all would do the same.