the official religion of /pol/ http://www.strawpoll.me/13631077

>>136241420
bump

>>136241420
Eastern Orthodoxy is the best

But infiltrating Judaism would be good too

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>>136241420
I worship nothing but lolis feet.

let's see how many kikes and sand niggers browse this board

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>>136241420
WHERE THE FUCK IS CALVINISM?

im a protestant.What now?

>Catholic and Orthodox as only forms of Christianity

I put my faith in God, not false idols

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>>136241420
Daily reminder that Christfags want to get rid of the only thing keeping the nigger population down

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>>136241420
/pol/ is a jewish board.
Anyone that disagrees is a kike

>>136241420
>I am gnostic.

>Not featured in poll

>People still not ready for direct experience of their own inner divinity

>comfy

No protestantism, shit poll

I am prot i voted for jew , catho ortho is jew 2.0

>>136241420
Where is the protestant option you cunt?

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>>136241420
>no baptist
>no protestant
Fuck you you little Jew rat. We don't worship false religions on this board.

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>>136243265
>I put my faith in God, not false idols

Can't choose between Orthodox and Catholic. Why not both?

>>136249004
True, at least uncucked Catholicism

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>>136241420
>not including Christianity as one
>trying to divide us
>ywndu

>>136241420
Bumpity bump

>>136244941
/pol/ is an atheist board dumbass.Many christfaggs came here in 2015 ellections becouse of our suport of Trump and hate of Islam, in reality we don't hate islam we hate shitskins, midle easterners, dosen't matter if nigger or other shitskin is christian or not it dosen't mean he is one of us.

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Kek is supreme.

>>136241420
Easy. Anything but Islam.

>>136241420

No Cultural Christian?? Seriously???

Don't throw me in with those atheist asshats.

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Luciferianism

>>136241420
>11% Jewish
So the shills DID vote too.
Still, with 40% christian, I guess I can safely say this : HEATHENS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>136241420
Only 21% intelligent people on /pol/ at the moment. Could be worse!

>>136241420
>adding an insult to the atheist option
Your semitic cult is dying out, just accept it.

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>>136251266
>'Fedora' is an insult

this is a shitty strawpol where is kekism

>>136241420
>imposing a STATE RELIGION
no

>>136241420
Where is protestantism option?

>>136241420
No Kek worship?

>>136241420
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13631077
Bullshit poll, doesn't have Protestantism.

>>136243193
Recognize that you are a heretic and enter into communion with the Church Christ established.

>>136241420
Where's Protestant/Calvinism?
Roman Catholicism are just Judaism/Paganism with Christian wallpaper.

>>136252131
This is a strawpoll, not a trashcan

>>136243193

The object of faith is the actuality of another person; its relation is an infinite interestedness. The object of faith is not a doctrine, for then the relation is intellectual, and the point is not to bungle it but to reach the maximum of the intellectual relation. The object of faith is not a teacher who has a doctrine, for when the teacher has a doctrine, then the doctrine is eo ipso more important than the teacher, and the relation is intellectual, in which the point is not to bungle it but to reach the maximum of the intellectual relation. But the object of faith is the actuality of the teacher, that the teacher actually exists. Therefore faith’s answer is absolutely either yes or no. Faith’s answer is not in relation to a doctrine, whether it is true or not, not in relation to a teacher, whether his doctrine is true or not, but is the answer to the question about a fact: Do you accept as fact that he actually existed? Please note that the answer is with infinite passion. In other words, in connection with a human being it is thoughtless to lay so infinitely much weight upon whether he has existed or not. Therefore, if the object of faith is a human being, the whole thing is a prank by a foolish person who has not even grasped the esthetic and the intellectual. The object of faith is therefore the god’s actuality in the sense of existence. But to exist signifies first and foremost to be a particular individual, and this is why thinking must disregard existence, because the particular cannot be thought, but only the universal. The object of faith, then, is the actuality of the god in existence, that is, as a particular individual, that is that the god has existed as an individual human being.

>>136252412
There wasnt room for every variation of "I believe whatever i want"

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>>136241420
>When poll includes Buddhism but not Protestantism

>>136241420
ffs, nobody on this board is religious. stop larping you fags.

>>136252352
Idunno man, the pope is literally (((/theirguy/))). And there are too many preists fiddling the choir. Im going to stay mennonite

/pol/ is more old school Lutheran than anything. And yes I am aware that modern Lutheranism has not completely retarded.

>>136250013
If you reject Christ's Church, you have already thrown yourself in with the atheists.

>>136252572
has gone I mean.

>>136241420
Pax Christi, my friends.

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>>136241420
>no SDA
D R O P P E D
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>>136252352
>Being Catholic

Literal heresy.

>>136241420
Data mining much?

Sage

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>>136241420
Why are there so many Christcucks on this board?

Reverse christianity.

>>136252570
Prod detected

>>136252824
Because nationalism, white people, and god go well together.

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You should have included kek so we could know roughly how many redditors we have among us

>>136243265
this

>>136241420
Protestant
>>136243031
Kek
>>136252740
Ben carson is a Good guy

>>136252816
Catholics- established by Christ

Every protestant- established by a variety of heretics who put themselves in the place of Christ and started their own divergent "faith". Follows vain traditions of heretics based on pride and refusal to acknowledge the Church Christ established. Use flimsy heretical "solas" as framework for the mental gymnastics you have to perform to pretend protestant heresy is not purely freemasonic dross.

Enjoy the gay wedding conducted by your lesbian "pastor" held in the tax shelter you blasphemously call a church.

>>136252824
>pic
When did Jesus shelter the homeless?

Still Catholic as of now so I voted that way, but I may go Orthodox sooner than later.

no protestant, op is a gayboy

>>136253236
>Follows vain traditions of heretics based on pride

A bold barb coming from a Catholic.

>established by Christ

This is a meme.

>1 Corinthians

>Enjoy the gay wedding conducted by your lesbian "pastor" held in the tax shelter you blasphemously call a church.

Are you suggesting I approve of this practice?

Also

>1 Corinthians 3:16

You best start reading your Bible despite your ''Father'' telling you not to.

>>136252824
Friendly reminder that /pol/ is a christian board.
Heathenfags need not apply

>Atheists in second place
What's next, pol? Communism?

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>>136254012
friendly reminder all who oppose white genocide are welcome

>>136254343
Atheist fags are still around? I thought they all grew up after 2013? I guess those silly YT atheist videos still attract new 12 year olds.

>>136241420
>tfw /pol/ is a catholic board
This triggers the protestant

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>yfw half of the choices are sects of judaism

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>>136254616
I hear you, brother!
Deus Vult!

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>>136241420
Jesus was a Jew
/pol/ is anit-Semitic
/pol/ is therefore...what, can you guess it?

>>136257323
Jesus was the first to proclaim that jewry was a scam made by bastards who inherited the title of ''children of Israel'' from their mothers.
Christianity is the first and only anti-judaic religion around. Read the Bible moar, faggot.

>>136258397
Doesn't change the fact that you worship a Jew.

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>>136257323
Kys.

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>>136241420
>no wotanism

Degenerate pond scum, begone.

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>>136258918

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>>136241420
>no baptism
>no protestantism

fraudulent poll by a cancerous catholicuck

fucking worst people, you are islam-tier

>>136257323
>Using wiki as a source
You're too young to be here

>>136241420
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13631077
>Leaving out Christianity as an option
>D&Q shit
sure

>>136241420
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13631077
why isn't kekism an option?

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>>136261195
https://www.catholic.com/qa/if-jesus-was-a-jew-why-are-we-catholic

>>136261055
Hey Sweden. I hear you dont like heresy?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Brunne

>>136241420
Kekism

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>>136261607
Boy, how I hate summer

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>>136241420
Deism should be up there.

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>>136242024
Cuck.

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>>136262581
Christianity is a religion for Middle East with Jewish root. Fucking disgusting. It doesn't belong here in Europe.
Also Jesus wasn't even white, kys.

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>>136244941
>Protestant with a Deus Vult flag

>>136241420
All these jews manifesting themselves when we can't rag them.

>b-but why do you hate jews so much /pol/?

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>At the same time the Protestant Reformation was taking place in numerous areas of northern and central Europe, in harsh opposition to Papal authority and the Holy Roman Empire led by Emperor Charles V. This situation led the Protestants to consider various forms of cooperation and rapprochement (religious, commercial, military) with the Muslim world, in opposition to their common Habsburg enemy.

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>>136261884
lutheran church is just cucktholocism light

>>136263112
Just sounds like Big Endians killing Little Endians, or red ants killing black ants, or atoms bashing into atoms.

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>>136263112

Roman catholic church best church. Fuck Vatican 2 - jew shill to create degeneracy

The white religion (skin colour and morphology)

Deity:
The diety is simply Our sacred People

Afterlife:
Our children and grandchildren

Underworld:
Multikulti

Sins:
Miscegenation
Voluntary charity, direct or indirect to non-members (i. e., every White person who doesn’t sin is a member whether he knows it or not)

Creation myth: We don’t pretend to know how we got here (other than through our ancestors).We only know we’re here, we’re us and we want to stay that way.

Characteristics of Our god
>Non-eternality
Our god has not always existed. It was born along with the first ones of us.

>Immortality is potential only
If the last of us dies, our god dies.

Our god is not anthropomorphic, he is rather meta-anthropic. I use he, him, etc. to refer to our god as common gender pronouns. “It” would make him impersonal when he is highly personal to us. My unique common gender use of masculine pronouns other than to refer to unspecific antecedents such as “everyone”, unfortunately, will piss feminists off but then again, nearly any feminist, even if he (common gender) acts in accordance with our imperatives, would never consider joining us anyway. Our god is not hermaphroditic, but rather, his constituents are men and women.

Our god is not omniscient. His knowledge is limited to what white people, collectively, can know. His knowledge waxes and wanes along with ours.

Our god is not omnipotent, and his power waxes and wanes as well. It is at a low ebb right now. What we do (and to an extent what non-members (those who aren’t White or who miscegenate) do) will have an effect on his power

Our god is not all good. Not all bad, either. He is, to put it in Christian terms, God and Satan rolled up into one.

Our god’s name is “our god”. To distinguish him from “your god”.

Not being anthropomorphic, he has no capacities such as caring, wanting (praise, worship, etc.), jealousy, fits of anger, etc., like his constituents do.

lol /pol/ has a larger percentage of jews than almost every country in the world. No wonder you're all a bunch of good goyim.

>>136263942
Regarding making Our sacred People Our god: The White Religion approaches this different from Jews, i. e., straightforward. Rather than making ourselves de facto god (not gods, is all white people everywhere that comprises god) indirectly through contracts with an intermediate deity, we take the direct approach, which I think reflects our character as a people.

>>136241420
Kek is the one true god wtf. How could you not have Kekism wtf?

Fucking this faggot poll it didn't have protestant so I voted Jew because fuck you.

>>136243681
This. Poll is for southern European niggers and delusional lappers

>>136241420
disgusting amount of atheists here ew

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>>136265133
>Protestant
>marks Jew on poll

No surprises here.

>Many evangelical Christians believe that the end of days and the coming of the Messiah will center around Israel. And they interpret the foundation of the Jewish state as biblical prophecy becoming reality.

>It's a hugely emotional issue for the Christians who come. They believe it is their duty to help Jews expand their control over Judea and Samaria — the biblical names for what is now the Israeli-occupied West Bank.

>>136265632
I did it because fuck this poll

>>136263739
My bishops regularly lecture against homosexuality and loose sexual morals. A photoshopped picture doesnt stand up against one of your most important bishops being a lesbian in a relationship with another clergy member

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>>136265719
Why didn't you just mark atheist, since it's pretty much what Prots are?

>>136265877
Because fuck this faggot poll and fuck you too.

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>>136241420
Oh my.
So many FEDORAS.

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>>136266031
Hopefully you sleep off your anger before you go bow down before your mega-worship TV tomorrow.

>>136254343
>communism
>Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.
Well, Christianity is at number one, so it makes sense...

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>>136265785
It's not mine you dumb fucking kike. I'm not a lutheran.

>>136266237
Hopefully you'll use mouth wash after you suck your pedo priest off.

>>136243300
36%white
nigga do you even read

>>136241420
Why is both Catholic and Paganism on the list? Only need one.
Can't claim to be monotheistic when you worship the satanic trinity of: The holy father, holy son, and the holy mother. As well as numerous saints, and a human 'divine' faggot with a silly hat and a disco cane.

Not to mention Mass turning the Lord's Supper into ritual cannibalism.

>>136265081
kys faggot

Fucking papists and fedora clad man-children taking over /pol/

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>>136266607
>Protestants
>Claim to be the true and pure Christianity
>Says they're like the Early Church
>Doesn't celebrate Mass

>The earliest surviving account of the celebration of the Eucharist or the Mass in Rome is that of Saint Justin Martyr (died c. 165), in chapter 67 of his First Apology.

>The descriptions of the Mass liturgy in Rome by Hippolytus (died c. 235) and Novatian (died c. 250) are similar to Justin's.

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>>136262581
dirty hippies

>all those redditors that voted muslim

>>136253236
You think you're hot shit, don't cha? You will call me your fatha!

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>no Mormonism

>>136254616
Protestant isn't even an option, you idiot.

>>136267207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE

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>>136241420

Just so you know.

state and democracy does not belong in religion.

>>136266545
>60%+ of population
>35% of abortions

Can you even deduct?

>>136267575
% of abortions of race
not % of population

>>136241420
Why there isn't Protestantism?

UNITE
THE
TWO
CATHOLIC
CHURCHES

GET RID OF THE POPE.

>>136267671
Yes so staticically 13% of the population accounts for an almost similar rate of abortions than the 60%. So white women statistically maintain a lower number of abortions irrespective of natural birth rate. Black Percentage of Abortions > representation. White abortions < representation.

>>136268018
*number not rate

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>>136267942
What do you mean?
Judaism is on the list.

>Christian volunteers also give the settlers a boost when it comes to building support in the United States.

>Back in the meeting hall, Yisrael Medad, a spokesman for the Shilo settlement, jokes and sings "Onward Christian Soldiers." He has an unambiguous message for the volunteers.

>"I would hope that each one of you would write a personal letter to any or all of your elected officials," he says.

>Over the years, that call to activism has paid off, with many Christian groups in the U.S. providing political and financial support for the settlements in the West Bank. When members of the HaYovel group aren't here, they are on the road in the U.S., speaking at churches and community centers.

http://www.npr.org/2012/03/07/148076026/christians-provide-free-labor-on-jewish-settlements

>>136268210
What if we archive that
https://archive.is/IlHJo

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>>136268210
Mark 7:1-13King James Version (KJV)

7 Then came together unto him the Pharisees, and certain of the scribes, which came from Jerusalem.

2 And when they saw some of his disciples eat bread with defiled, that is to say, with unwashen, hands, they found fault.

3 For the Pharisees, and all the Jews, except they wash their hands oft, eat not, holding the tradition of the elders.

4 And when they come from the market, except they wash, they eat not. And many other things there be, which they have received to hold, as the washing of cups, and pots, brasen vessels, and of tables.

5 Then the Pharisees and scribes asked him, Why walk not thy disciples according to the tradition of the elders, but eat bread with unwashen hands?

6 He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me.

7 Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

8 For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do.

9 And he said unto them, Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition.

10 For Moses said, Honour thy father and thy mother; and, Whoso curseth father or mother, let him die the death:

11 But ye say, If a man shall say to his father or mother, It is Corban, that is to say, a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me; he shall be free.

12 And ye suffer him no more to do ought for his father or his mother;

13 Making the word of God of none effect through your tradition, which ye have delivered: and many such like things do ye.
Catholics are no different than the Pharisees.

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>>136268210
Ephesians 2:8-9King James Version (KJV)

8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:

9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

Matthew 7:21-23King James Version (KJV)

21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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>>136268552
>Uses the KJV, commissioned by a notorious faggot, and comprised of revised Rabbinical Masoretic texts c. 6th century.

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>>136241420

>cathocuck not including protestanism or just saying "christian"

Yeah no thanks.

>>136269010
you're in the same camp as the defiant practitioners of judaism

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>>136269010
Protestantism has nothing whatsoever to do with Christianity.

>judaism not 100%
Yeah no thanks

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>The Masoretic[1] Text (MT, M, or {\displaystyle {\mathfrak {M}}} \mathfrak{M}) is the authoritative Hebrew and Aramaic text of the Tanakh for Rabbinic Judaism.

>Rabbinic Judaism

>Many believe that the KJV is based on the Hebrew Masoretic text of the Second Rabbinic Bible, edited by Jacob Ben Chayyim and printed by Daniel Bomberg in 1525. However, the KJV appeared to follow the First Rabbinic Bible, edited by Felix Pratensis in 1517-1518, as this first edition includes Joshua 21:36-37 and Nehemiah 7:68 whereas the second edition omits these verses. Except for these two passages, the KJV appeared to follow the Ben Chayyim text.

http://www.kjvtoday.com/home/reliable-hebrew-text

Where is Religion of Peace?

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>Fedoras: 207

That's just sickening. Fucking plebbit cultural marxists.

FILOQUE?

or

FILO?


I'm more spiritual than religious. Because religion is for bozos as it governed by man.

>claims to be white
>is not Orthodox (literally christianity: white edition)
kill you'reselves

>something that should be voted on

>>136271730

Dude shut the fuck up, I bet you can't even recite the a single procession, fucking poser.

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>Not being the beast you worship

>>136271884

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

>>136271730
That church has been infiltrated by commies since the inception of the Soviet Union.

>islam only 6%
Hello 94% reddit

>>136271730
>Putin is the saviour of the white race LMAO

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>>136241420

>>136269220
>The older it is, the more accurate it must be
>What is any religion before Paul the apostle

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>>136271730
good goyim

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>>136273422
Careful with that edge, pagancuck!

/pol/ is a christian board

>>136241420
Doesn't put Christianity ... Just catholocism. Now we're all Catholic. You're an asshole and this will always be a Christian board despite retarded contrarians

>>136241420
>Atheist Fedora
>no Agnostic
wew