CDN Morning News: Saturday Edition

>>136241006
$230 worth of merchandise

WOW!!!

BIG MONEY EH??

>230

Imagine having TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY DOLLARS??
Wow
You could like buy the whole planet with $230

Go to work drunk-ada

>Worker on riding lawnmower dies on the job in Drayton Valley, Alberta

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/08/04/worker-on-riding-lawnmower-dies-on-the-job-in-drayton-valley-alberta.html

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WTF

>DRAYTON VALLEY, Alta. — Investigators with Occupational Health and Safety are investigating after a man in his 20s died while operating a riding lawnmower.
>At about 9 a.m. Thursday, the Drayton Valley town employee was operating a riding lawnmower near a pond on the east side of town.
>Somehow, the lawnmower ended up in the water.

Also
>Trent Bancarz with Alberta Labour says the investigation could take up to two years to complete.

TWO YEARS.
>Hey now, look, I'm busy here eh?? I got things to do, car needs to be washed, I need lunch, I need to book a vacation, I got LOTS of stuff to do. Everything but my job.

Canadian Boomers...........

It's not a millennial in this position.

CAN-ada

>Canada has capacity to process Quebec asylum seekers, Trudeau insists

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/08/04/canada-has-capacity-to-process-quebec-asylum-seekers-trudeau-insists.html

Canada has super strict immigration laws. SO strict, BAD TRUMP is copying them and forcing POOR Refugees to run away from BAD America, to Wonderful and Beautiful Safe Canada, where we let them in with no background checks or anything.

Canada, so awesome eh ??

Literally the most backwards,fucked up and retarded country on Earth, with people who are just as backwards,fucked and retarded.

These people SAY ANYTHING and will even contradict themselves and their lies in the same fucking breath.........


Jeez I wish I was an American...........

/britpol/ bump

Africa-ada

Even the vegetables are diseased

>E. coli worry prompts Costco in B.C. to recall broccoli florettes

http://www.metronews.ca/life/health/2017/08/04/e-coli-worry-prompts-costco-in-b-c-to-recall-broccoli-florettes.html

Live in filth, eat rotten food

IT'S FINE!!!!!

CANADA IS PERFECT!!!

Just let me die now from this super rare virus only found in 18th Century Europe. I'm Canadian eh??

Government Bank Employee Steals 10,000s from Seniors.

How Canadian..................

>Alberta bank employee accused of making cash withdrawals from seniors' accounts

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/08/04/alberta-bank-employee-accused-of-making-cash-withdrawals-from-seniors-accounts.html

>DRUMHELLER, Alta. — A former employee of Alberta's Crown-owned bank faces allegations she made unauthorized withdrawals from accounts belonging to senior citizens.

Crown-owned bank. That means the government owns it.

>Rebecca Tucker, who is 36, of Drumheller has been charged with 16 counts of fraud under $5,000, as well as 13 counts of drawing documents without authority.

Canadians women are something else.......I'm not kidding.

Not a compliment either.

Like take a thief,pedophile,prostitute, witch and princess and you got a Canadian woman

Montreal Real Estate is HOT!!!

Montreal is a dump. Seriously.
I told one of the dancers the story of how Quebec at one point was full of nothing but hookers and soldiers and she told me, a lot of the girls she knows in Montreal are hooker babies.

>While Vancouver and Toronto chill out, Montreal home sales post best July in 8 years

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/08/04/while-vancouver-and-toronto-chill-out-montreal-home-sales-post-best-july-in-8-years.html

Just another Canadian dump town of trash people.
Even worse, they're QUEBECOIS

If you're not Quebecois, good fucking luck......

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It's time for

>B.C WILDFIRE UPDATE-O-RAMA

People are STEALING and damaging hoses and pumps

>Stolen hoses, pump frustrate crews fighting wildfires across B.C.

http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/08/04/b-c-extends-state-of-emergency-for-second-time-over-wildfires.html

>VICTORIA — Crews battling aggressive wildfires across British Columbia have been faced with hot weather and difficult conditions, but officials say the theft and damage of equipment is the most frustrating challenge yet.

WHO fucking cares!!!!

>Muslims in Quebec City finally get land for burials

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-city-mosque-cemetery-land-muslim-burial-grounds-1.4235158

WHO CARES!!!!

For fucks sakes, I'm tired of these people being treated like they are owed the world for reasons.

ZOMG BACON!!! NOM NOM NOM!!!

Fucking bacon craze is so fucking stupid
All these food crazes are so fucking stupid.
It's cause stupid sheltered millennials who only ate certain things their whole fucking lives, try something new and FREAK OUT over it.

>OMG HAVE YOU TRIED BACON?? OMG ZOMG NOM NOM NIM GLAT DUTE GRADDA NOM NOM NOM OOGA BOOGA BACON

>Out of the frying pan: Weird dishes send bacon prices soaring

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/bacon-pork-breakfast-rashers-canadianbacon-bellies-peameal-1.4233673

Watches some "famous youtube millennial" try a hot dog for the first time in his whole life.

Who the fuck makes it to 20 without eating a fucking hot dog??
Your mom can''t make hot dogs??

>>136243540
>Your mom can''t make hot dogs?

Women are so fucking useless these days. Can't even FEED themselves or their kids to stay alive.
Feed their kids crap 24/7 cause it's "oppression" if they know how to cook a meal.

One of the dancers was all like
>Men cook these days! Want an apron?
I told her
>You bitches can fucking STARVE. The last thing I'm doing is making a meal for some dead beat and her kid.

Most single moms have fat, ugly kids cause they can't cook and feed their kid crap 24/7.
McDonalds and microwaved meals.

Ya ya, you're a real strong and independent bitch who can't sustain herself and is too selfish to provide for her own kids.

GURL POWER am I right??

>>136243334
Archive please
https://archive.is/MbjdY

Oh really??

>Canada's immigration minister discourages 'irregular' border crossings by asylum seekers

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/ahmed-hussen-asylum-seekers-illegal-border-crossing-1.4235218

Cause I've seen pictures of smiling Canadian Border Agents, with open arms, waiting for POOR REFUGEES, running away from Bad Trump in Canadian media

Which one is it Canada??
You want refugees or you don't??

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>>136244569

>>136244569
Always archive shills
https://archive.is/DOfFk

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>>136244569

>With open arms, Mounties help refugees who walked across the Canadian border

http://globalnews.ca/news/3258012/mounties-refugees-quebec/

We LOVE Refugees
Don't come here
Come here
We don't want you
WE LOVE YOU


Basically what life in Canada is like for everyone............

Canadian as FUCK

>Edmonton police officer allegedly stole cash from crime scene he was guarding

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/edmonton-police-theft-crime-scene-cash-david-ahlstrom-1.4236328

Grocery Store Stabbings!!!

>Security guard stabbed at Dartmouth grocery store

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/security-guard-stabbed-no-frills-dartmouth-grocery-store-shoplifter-1.4236634

HOW MUCH $$$ worth of stuff did this guy steal??
Is it worth STABBING someone over??

It's a fucking grocery store...........you didn't rob a casino for millions.............

Jeezus fuck, you'll get some FREE meals in jail and know everyone there.
Maybe he stabbed the security guard for a longer jail sentence.........

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>Nova Scotia farmer offers bacon for tips leading to thief or stolen tools

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/melvin-burns-moo-nay-farm-bacon-reward-work-thief-1.4234816

>Melvin Burns, of Moo Nay Farms, is offering a reward of five pounds (2.2 kg) of his best Berkshire bacon for tips leading to the person who took his power tools, or the return of them — valued at $1000.

So his power tools where worth $1000 or 5lbs of bacon costs $1000??

This guy got robbed twice. For power tools and livestock...........

Wild Fucking West 2017

HIGHEST STANDARD of Living
HIGHEST QUALITY OF LIVING on Earth

BESTEST GOD DAMNED NATION ON EARTH!!!

Holy Shit I HATE being a Canadian.

Stuck here till I fucking die..............

At least it won't equate to nothing when I'm done here. Like missing a bus, even less though.

Whatever.

YOU FUCKING SUCK SUCKADA

Just Remember
>Canada would be better is Don Pittis was in charge