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Mark Zuckerberg lurks /pol/ all day long. It's common knowledge in our office.

He has told several people that he considers "outing" the anonymous users of /pol/ one of his top priorities. He has been trying for more than two years to get a Facebook share icon on 4chan so he can perform cross domain tracking and identify 4chan users.
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>>136240004
He will never be as big as Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
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>>136240004
All they need to do is ask 4chan to give the IP addresses anon, do you think 4chan cares about you or something?
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OMG. It's the gaschambers. IT'S THE GASCHAMBERS FOR US!!!
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Mark, if you are reading this, you are an insecure little bitch with control issues.

But the truth is you will always be a joke. A pencil neck loser trying to punch above their weight. Your whole life has been built up through dishonesty and you know that. You are constantly reminded that you are a walking breathing piece of shit and that is why you can't sleep at night. You want control to pretend that you are relevant and respected.
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>>136240004
The day 4chan adds Facebook sharing, is the day 4chan dies
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>>136240004
Mark "They trust me" Zuckerberg.
Just look at those eyes. If he's no psychopath then I'm a black lesbian with daddy issues.
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>>136240552
It's already ded. Captcha is a google service. All your posts are with Google.
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>>136240004
The dudes full of himself if he really thinks he can save the world lol money can only take you so far even if he's a billionaire
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The advertising affiliates and google captcha already have full dox.
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>>136240004
Great. Hey Zuckerbot, I fucked your wife and wiped my dick on your curtains when I was done.
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Be Afriad
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>>136240655
>he still fills out captchas
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>>136240004

Call the internet police, I don't give a fuck.
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>>136240004
He can try all he wants, but he'll never be able to hide his true nature from those soulless reptilian eyes.
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>>136240788
Nice one.
Saved.
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>>136240004
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>>136240888
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>>136240803
>Having a 4chan pass
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>>136240899
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>>136240106

I really hope moot adds this. If I could click on your comment and "like" it so that it automagically put a link on my facebook wall, then it would be a fun way for people who follow me on the book to read your comment, and if you had a facebook page they could go there and tell you how funny your online persona is.
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Who cares? No one cares what I post on the internet, no one would even bother to read them. Why are you guys so afraid of zogerberg and whoever else trying to "out you". Nobody cares about us to begin with, in terms of trying to use the info to damage us somehow.
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>>136240106
Word.
Marky is the man.
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>>136240004

Fuck u kike, eat my ass nigger.
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>>136240004
I had a dream about cuckerberg last night. I dreamt that he came to our construction site, and was trying to "see how the little people live", and so we gave him a hard hat and a broom, and we bullied him all day, but then invited him out for beers at the end. Zuck didn't drink anything, he just say there and watched us without saying anything, but we included him in the conversation nonetheless. As we were all heading home for the night, somebody pinged Zuck on his mixed reality HUD, telling him that the stock price is jumping around erratically, and that they need him in the boardroom immediately. Zuck dutifully replied that he would be there shortly, and was about to board a helicopter when he looked back at me and my friends walking down the street, still drunk and singing, and with a shy smile that would make Jeb! blush, he whispered:
> "best day ever"
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>>136240004
we'll just go somewhere else

sage
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>>136240928
>>136240899
>>136240888
moar?
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>>136240928
>>136240899
>>136240888
lol these are great
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>>136240899
>>136240888
how horrifyingly hilarious
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>>136240004
Good. I want to be outed. Also, Zuck if you are reading this: I challenge you to a fist fight you weak assed piece of shit. Carn cunt.
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>>136240552
Its also the day that facebook gets smeared with an incromprehensable amout of fecal matter as the containment is broken
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>>136240461
Wow. You really got him there.
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>>136240004
>1 LARP by this i.d.

facebook employee roleplaying is a new one i think
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>>136241262
Here's (You)r reply, faggot.
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>>136240552
4chan has been dead for years
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>>136241241
He's already destroyed himself. I can do no more.
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>>136241496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4na-wZte6Co
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Like I reveal my power level on fb or on a basket weaving taiwanese forum. And if then, so fucking what?

Pathetic.
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I will be called brave and progressive for my gay furry hyper penor porn threads
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Bite me Zuck. Lick my ass you kike.
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If this slimy jewboy gets the Dem nomination in 2020 Trump will crush his nuts.
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>>136241539
>https://hooktube.com/watch?v=4na-wZte6Co
Also, I wonder where he gets the face recognition data from, really activates my almonds.
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Joke's on him. I'm behind seven proxies. No way in hell this goofy looking hooknosed space alien is backtracing me.
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>>136240004
That would be really interested if it happened. You'd look at the lists and realize everyone is racist and bigoted and then be open about it. Fuck, it might even bring about a 4th reich. Have a big group of people seen as pariahs by Jew media. They get together and realize they do have the numbers to influence what's been going on. I think one of the Jews great games has been keeping people scared to speak truth. Out them and the truth is what you'll get.
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implying im stupid enough to have ever used facebook
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You people still have Facebook? What the fuck is wrong with you!!
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>>136240004
shouldnt you be going to bed OP?
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>>136240552
The beauty of it is that it's undead. An ever festering, rotting amalgamation of corpses that creates entropy by simply being.
How can something that was never alive die?
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>>136240461
Hahaha. Oh my sides. How will cuckerberg ever recover?
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I don't keep my opinions and political leanings a secret. Every viral video I see here I post on facebook and they fucking hate it.
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>>136240552
4chan is different. You can say what you want, regardless of it being a shitty cesspool. Facebook is a cancerous whelp that no treatment can remove.
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Hey Mark, you will never be president and if you're stupid enough to run I'll short Facebook ;^)
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>>136242629
Didn't Bill Gates once try for presidency? He got heat for it didn't he? Wasn't he forced to leave M$? Will Zuckerberg too?
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>>136241206
what's ted cruz gonna do
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>>136243586
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>>136240004
So you're saying we need to rape Zuckerberg, huh?
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>>136243095
I don't see anything on his wiki page indicating a past run, but 30 seconds in jewgle shows the media making some noise about running him in 2020.
The media wouldn't give a shit about a liberal straight up violating FEC rules anyway, and would just say Trump did it first at this point if anybody brought it up because he didn't distance himself enough for their liking from his businesses.
Fortunately for us, Zuck has the charisma of neither Trump nor Gates, although I could see Gates beating Trump if he did run.
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I have a super easy stealth method to out anons but I ain't sharing it for at least tons of shekels. Never bareback an imageboard!
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>>136240004

I'll stop browsing /b/ at the moment that filthy money powered non-human set that cancerous share icon here. If ur reading this, I hope u die the most painful way
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>>136241539
Excuse the autism, but is this just a skit or a legitimate thing?
The simpsons had this in one of the halloween episodes. The one where the it's voiced by Pierce Brosnan and the house ends up turning on them...
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>>136240004
want my address?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m7njvwB-Ks
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>>136240128
>Hiro sends him all fake IP addresses
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>>136240917
>giving a damn about 2000en
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>>136244021
>When a jew offers a Jap shekels
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>>136240004
newfags don't sage and hide obvious bait threads
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>>136241949
Im surprised it took this long for someone to say this, shows how stupid some people here are, the real "redpill" right here folks
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>>136244156
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he will NEVER be president

nobody is going to elect a jew who owns a literal doomsday bunker
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>>136240004
Stop being a faggot.

If zuckerberg wanted this shithole he could have bought it with his walking around cash.

Wasn't Milo thinking about buying 4chan for a couple million?
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>>136244156
Think about it.. Of course he would be reading this site if he was serious about becoming president in light of the '16 election.
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>>136244156
but the part about outing users is stupid. That would likely backfire very badly.
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>>136240004
>using kikebook
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>>136242629
He wouldnt give up Facebook to run. Far more profitable than trumps company and divestiture woyld be a nightmare. Its more likely to see the rock run than faggypants
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>>136240004
His head will end on a pike
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>>136240004
I feel like this douche bag was a school shooter in nearly every other timeline
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>>136240655
Change your settings and use the liberty captcha instead
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>>136240004
This scrawny rice farming kike deserves to be hung for his crimes against the world.
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>>136240655
buy a 4chan pass with bitcoin or something

hiro still has your IP but you don't need to worry about captcha
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>>136245275
look at the cunts face then look at what prosecutors are accusing them of.
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>>136245333
Testo
woah
You're lifesaver sonnyboy
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>>136245422
Rhothschilds bought bitcoin. Everybody should abandon it. Everything they touch is foul and should be avoided. Switch to other coins
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>>136240461

His sovereignty is derived from power, not his power derived from sovereignty.

His status is a farce and illegitimate. He is a product of a degenerate and chaotic time; he is a Jew.
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>>136245586
How much for? And do you have a source?
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>>136245667
Google it it's everywhere
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>>136240128
>this

Also >>136240004
>He has been trying for more than two years to get a Facebook share icon on 4chan
What is NoScript?
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>Mark Cuckersperg
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considering his entire goal in life was to create a global directory, it doesnt surprise me hed sell us out to gain our dox
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>>136240552
sup newfag
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>>136244770
>Zuckerberg will offer Hiro 600 Billion shekels for access to the 4chan data center
>He will threaten him with total annhihilation of him and his people
>He will buy out all the competitors like redshit
>"WHY WONT YOU CAPITULATE"
Because choose to.
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>>136240973
How can you be so naive?
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>>136240004
>Facebook share icon on 4chan
nice bait m8
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>>136240004
shitty larp thread
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>>136246382
>quality LARP thread
Ftfy senpai
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>>136246323
>bait
Did you forget when moot actually did that for april fools one year?

It wasn't just a useless icon either, sign ins and sharing actually worked.
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>>136240004
hi mark, i'm david davidson
nice to meet ya
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>>136240004
>He has told several people that he considers "outing" the anonymous users of /pol/ one of his top priorities. He has been trying for more than two years to get a Facebook share icon on 4chan so he can perform cross domain tracking and identify 4chan users.
Just give Hirojewki some shekels and he'll gladly share everything. That is, if jewt didn't already give control to FBI(he did).
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>>136240004

Why are you working at Goybook? Couldnt your uncle get you a cushie gig at Nintendo? Nepotism out the ass with them.
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>>136246563
Look, the day they will do this it will be actually end of 4chan. This side is useless without autism that keep us here (normies just won't stand this archaic piece of shit) and adding options like this will start mass exodus. Mark my words.
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>>136240004
Someone must become a martyr of the West and kill him.
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>>136245333
>liberty captcha
Should be legacy captcha
still best advice in thread
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>>136246722
You just don't seem to get what dimension of horrors you and everyone here had slipped into, do you?
You can't ever leave once you're here.
>mark my words
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>>136240004
Fuck that cock sucker kike
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>>136246637
This. I suspect someone already knows I'm on here saying "Gas the Kikes, race war now!". But the good news is times are changing for the worse and it is edging closer to society falling apart. I won't have to hide my power level much longer.
>Also once I get through grad school I'm pretty much free. These bastards right now hold a weight over my head so I have to remain quiet.
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>>136240552
Kek
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>>136240106
This. fpbp
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>>136240004
Someone needs to smash his head in on some pavement.
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>>136241539

Jesus Christ, he is easily one of the creepiest people alive. If I saw this dude walking towards me in a dark alley I'd shit myself.
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>>136240461
Get over it Saverin. Also pay denbts.
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>>136247439
I wouldn't, unless he brings his body-guards. Which he probably would.
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>>136240004
let the kikes feel what it means to terrorise white people
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I loathe this jew weirdo. He can out my big fat dick seeing as I don't have a facecuck account.
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>>136240615
Oh shit Jowanda Nopappy...I have not seen you since high school.....j/k if lizard people are a real thing Zuck is one without a doubt....bet he swollows mice whole when no one is looking
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My cousin went to the same middle school that zuckerburg went to. he came to their 8th grade graduation to make a speech, so it was a pretty big deal. Everyone was really excited about it, because he's so successful and a small-town hero story.

so the zucc comes on stage in just his underwear, holding a half-empty bottle of tequila. he snatches the microphone from the principal and starts talking about how jews run the world and how the children were all his future puppets, then he started calling himself the puppet-master and doing a sort of puppet dance on stage. Eventually, his crew came and escorted him off-stage, all the while he was screaming about how he owns all of you "whiny liberal faggots". Lots of people had it video recorded on their cell phones, but by the time they left the auditorium, the footage was somehow deleted. Zucc's team of engineers must have hacked into every single phone in that auditorium. I mean, at least 750 phones. Crazy.

So here's the craziest part; the next day, there's footage of his speech on the news, but it wasn't his speech at all. it was him in a full suit and cap and gown, delivering a coherent speech, getting applause from the audience, then walking away. My cousin said none of it happened, and she was visibly shaken when the footage showed her clapping and cheering, because she knows she never did that. Now it gets even crazier, because footage of that somehow ended up on my cousin's cell phone. She didn't even bring it to graduation (she was wearing a dress, so she had nowhere to put it). She gave it to my aunt, who had it in her purse, but the footage was from my cousin's perspective.

I'm not sure if it was all computer-generated, but the latest working theory is that the zucc had actually recreated the entire scene using robotic replicas of the students.

This guy HAS to be stopped.
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>>136240004
The elders must meet in the high moot to determine how he will die
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>>136241539
THERE IS A LIZARD INSIDE THAT SUIT

FUCKING LIZARD PERSON
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>>136240004
You can't shame into silence that which is anonymous. Rule one of alinsky's playbook "shame is the greatest of the lefts weapons". He can't fight what he can't shame and he needs to (((shut us down))). It's in his nature. God bless the noble samurai for keeping this place alive. There is a reason for the Jews to fear the samurai yet again.
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>>136241949
Serious question though why isn't there a feeding frenzy to buy 4chan. It's the most powerful weaponised autism weapon out there and if used correctly can actually do stuff.

I don't care what anyone says our memes and help got Trump elected, between all my anti Hillary pro Trump comments made online I gathered up atleast 30k likes so I at least got 500 people to vote for Trump when they wouldn't have before I red pilled them.
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>>136241861
Day of the dox
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>>136247827
Top kek lad
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Tanto penso che siamo gia abbastanza controllati quindi non sarebbe nulla di nuovo
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