How can I become as comfy as Putin?

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Im gonna book my holiday next year with Putin Tours.

wtf i want putin to make silky smooth love to my asshole now

>>136230840
You steal the wealth of the common folk and spend it on living degenerately while they starve

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>>136230840
Thought Russia was cold year round...

how can superman even compete?

>>136232260
looks like Tuva is the place he went to
weather says around 30C

judo + army

>>136230951
w2c pants?
>>136231078
>/cobra diver core/

>>136230840
I wonder what his workout routine is? I mean he's not massive but he's not a weak cunt either.

>>136230840
Russia is comfy as fuck when it comes to nature. I've been on a fluvial cruise from Saint Petersburg to Moscow and in between there's amazing nature

>>136230840
stop shitposting on twitter 24/7
stop eating mcshit
don't bbbrrrrrrrraaaaaappp all the time
stop being a golffag
cut your hair

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>>136237545
Lots of pushups. But not as many as Trump.

>>136230840
Putin is worth about 200 billion so..

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>>136230840
Still not as manly as Il Duce.

>become leader of country
>steal vast amounts of money from that country
>kill people who threaten to expose your kleptomania

>>136239342
> become leader of country
> steal vast amounts back from the oligarch criminals and putting it back into the country(and a bit in his own pocket ofc)
> kill people who threaten to take back their criminal gains that you once took from them

I love that man.

>>136239424
>this is what putinfags pretend to believe
the sad thing is he isnt even paying you for it

>>136239272
i heard he was hung upside down by his own monster dick on a petrol station

>>136238884
That info comes from the guy who is a grandson of chief of Communist Party of USA and the one who had his investment fund set up during the 90's in Russia where he took part in pillaging the country through vulture capitalism strategies.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Browder

Now he tours around as an anti Kremlin pundit, thinking he can outsmart Vlad.

Same story as Mikhail Khodorkovsky, Gari Kasparov, Masha Gessen, Navalny..

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He ain't shit compared to OG Stalin.

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>>136230840

Damn what a bad ass Putin is.

>>136230840
You have to accept Jesus Christ in to your heart and have 20 or 30 body doubles.

>>136230840
Get (s)elected as Russian President, obviously.

>>136240152
How is Zhirik doing btw? What are his chances in becoming president?

>>136230840
train judo since young age until you die.

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>>136239617
Mussolini died like a man.

>>136240221
something something accidentally 2 bullets to the back of the head

>>136240400
Boy, you really don't know who Zhirinovski is, do you?

>>136240221
>Court jester who also useful in harvesting votes of indifferent people who vote for him because he's funny.
>becoming president
lol

>>136230840

Follow the teachings of Jigoro Kano will do that.

>>136230840
You have to be fearless leader!

>>136240501
His wiki page makes him seem like a very ill-composed, angry old man.

>>136232118
>Implying you need money to go fishing, boating or hunting.

>>136240505
how are westernes looked upon in russia? let's say i wanted to move there to work or farm/homestead, would the locals shun me?

>>136240645
Surely that wouldn't have been anything to do with U.S. politics...

>>136240645
He usually says things that shocks Westerners, like that time he called a journalist a filthy dyke and told his body guards to rape her while yelling "Praise Jesus!" at her

>>136240937
Sounds like a great way to get elected Tsar of Russia.

>>136240707
They will be too puzzled trying to understand how and why foreigner from Europe chose to voluntarily move to rural Russia. But no hate, especially if you know language. Although local gopniks can possibly beat you if you try to go after girls.

>>136240993
He actually supports restoring the monarchy and in one speech he said "...maybe we should putin out President as the new Tsar, Putin I or something..."

>>136230840
>Worshiping a 5'4 chubby facist.

Rolemodel for the alt-right indeed...

>>136232260
>american education
did you also think that russia was grey concrete and commieblocks only? wouldnt suprise me tbqh

>>136230840
Work up to 18 hours a day.

>>136237545
He's a judoka so he needs supplety and weight as well as strength. I read he swims a whole lot.

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>>136241307
lanklet detected

>>136241343
Russia is a cold place ruled by a dictator that kills his own people according to the media. So don't blame me if I haven't heard about Russia's nice weather. Might visit one day

Man, all I know is that we should be happy that Merkel won't pose topless.

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>>136244126
Thats what you think

>>136231035
i always wanted to do something like that. There wouldn't be anything in the lake to hurt me right?

>>136238788
Damn, one handed too.

>>136230840
Become a rich dictator

>>136241169
good soil, cheap land, better climate compared to norway, reasonable agricultural policy, laxed building codes, low taxes. plus i really like russian people. the language is a barrier though, been trying to teach myself russkie on and off for the last couple years, but it's difficult...