Planning to immigrate to Norway

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>>136229908
Kill yourself Canadian shithead

>>136229908
80%

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Imagine if all americans and canadians moved "back home" (to Europe)
We'd have already won.

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>>136230837

No.

>>136229908
norwegian women hate non white men. no point you savage

>>136229908
Don't come

>>136231846
I'm white.

>>136229908
white obsessed nigger animal

>>136231914
no you're not you jigaboo monkey

>>136231898
I'm coming whether you like it or not.

>>136231419
I would bet that your country and germany are restricting white immigrants.
It's like canada when /pol/ investigated the truden foundation and canada's ties with soros.

>>136229908
Is Tromso a nice place, I'd just like to live in somewhere north and cold without that many people. Though I lack any means of buying a home or finding work.

>>136232004
nigger

>>136232135
>I'd just like to live in somewhere north and cold without that many people.
What the fuck. You're already there.

>>136229908
Fuck off we're full

>>136229908
NO LEAFS!

>>136232135
Tromso is diversifying. Go for a place in kautokeino (extra benefits for work) or Harstad (smaller city in the Troms region).

ope', this is a question better asked of Norwegians. Red Ice and their audience can answer this question for you in an honest, experienced way.

>>136232135
If you dont like many people why move to a city. Just go live in one of the many small villages

may i come back? my ancestors migrated from today's norwegian soil to prussia.

i am one of you.

>>136229908
Fuck off were full

>>136229908

Please don't.

>>136229908
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>>136230300
master race confirmed

>>136229908
Eye color and heritage?

>>136229908
You know you can just move to Alaska. Most similar to Norwegian environment. Mountain ranges, fjords, forests, fish.

it's really hard, even swedes can't get in lol

>>136232663
Surname, eye color and ethnic heritage, bitte.

>>136232852
Brown/French-Canadian

>>136232774
You need help.

>>136232977
you need to kill yourself you thirsty savage animal

>>136229908
You are useless, smug, hyperleftist betamales like the Swedes. Even if you're not any of those things personally, you are a carrier of the genes for hosing jihadi jizz down your throat.

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>>136232926
Yeah you stay just where you are.

>>136231419
only if we got to bring our guns with us

>>136229908
kys nigger

>>136232926
>brown

Stay the fuck away from the west you filthy lebo

>>136233222
Lebo?

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>>136229908

Burger who moved to Norway to work for a few years.

I like it here, but I do not want to stay. Norway is fucky.

Pros
>White
>Comfortable weather
>Good pay
>Great fjords, hiking, fishing, camping.
>Pretty women
>Everyone speaks English

Cons
>Expensive as shit, food 10x more, rent 2-3x more.
>Taxed to shit
>Higher income is voided
>Indifferent, selfish, and entitled population.
>No one talks to anyone.
>Shitty infrastructure despite high taxes
>Poor work ethic
>Government censorship (not as bad as UK or Sweden though)
>Woman are entitled feminists
>Government mandated gender ratios at non-manual labor jobs.

Ask me whatever.

I want to go there on holidays and see the mountains and fjords. Obviously with the cost of living it would take a few months saving.

>>136229908
I hear rumors of a land across the pond where the vikings once walked across the morning dawn wherever the wind goes i will go i am a leaf timid and mighty.

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I feel like the statistics are just pure lies, this place feel like 60% white.

>>136229908
How hard is the language?

>>136233267
You're a nigger

>>136233131
Of course, and bring enough for us, too, so we can drive off the ooga boogas together

>>136233355

Yep. Polaks everywhere doesn't help either. I rarerly hear norwegian spoken when i'm outside these days. Oslo is completely screwed. I've experienced people haggling over prices at deli delucas and stuff. Shit is ridiculous.

Norway is really fucking expensive, was there on vacation for a few months. Only saw black people in Lakselv in the north, and the bigger cities in the south. When I visited the North cape there were only white people, such a refreshing experience.

>>136233288
Did you found a wife?
How long does it take to become fluent in Norwegian?

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Are you an ethnic-norwegian?

>>136233378
POO

>>136233746
No.

>>136233597
Reee they shit up everywhere

>>136229908
Green eyes, brown hair. Can I come? My family is from Minnesota so I have Nordic admixture with French because of the fur trappers.

>>136233767
It's easy?

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Then you cannot come here.

>>136232926
You are not welcome to this land.

>>136229908
unless your above 6'2 you wont have luck with the ladies
norwegians are quite tall generally, even the females

>>136233648

Banged a Russian girl for a bit, and a local Norwegian.

Never bothered to learn Norwegian, English fluency is higher here than the US. I am not going to stay longer than 1 more year.

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>>136234081
Das right

Fuck off, they're full

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>>136234152
Kill yourself for defiling a Norwegian girl.

>>136234082
pewdiepie is 5,9

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>>136233288
Where in Norway? Age?

>>136234315

Middle of fuck nowhere north of Bergen.

Old fucker.

>>136234306
irrelevant, he's swedish and rich
also his height is why he's dating a 5'5 italian slut

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>>136234277

>>136234154
>Alliansen getting even 1%
Not gonna happen bucko

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>>136229908

Norway was 99,9% white in 1979, with 3900000 citizens.
Since then, the replacement birth rate of ethnic Norwegians has been far below 2,1 every single year. But the population has grown to over 5000000 regardless.

Meaning that there are about 3,4million ethnic norwegians left in Norway without any shitskin ancestry, out of 5mil. But the number of whites is rapidly decreasing. Replacement rate of whites are around 1,2, while the country on the whole averages 1,8. So not only are the muds and somalis popping out new jihadists at a crazy rade, but there is a massive import from (((family reunions))) etc aswell, as the population is still growing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JGUgk0mNE_4

Oh, and fun fact. From 2006 to 2011 police in Oslo sent out a warning that 100% of assault rapes in Oslo had been committed by foreigners. Yes, that number is accurate, 100%. The police chief was then removed and replaced.

>>136234277
>defiling
top kek, your women practice casual sex like it's the latest olympic winter sport

>>136234537
>Oh, and fun fact. From 2006 to 2011 police in Oslo sent out a warning that 100% of assault rapes in Oslo had been committed by foreigners. Yes, that number is accurate, 100%. The police chief was then removed and replaced.
do you have a source for that?
i'd very much like to save it for a rainy day

Stay in your own country and fix it, don't leaf up other countries

>>136229908
Stay away from the capital and you will be pretty much fine.

>>136231119
>>136231898
>>136232360
>>136232453
>>136232852
>>136232908
>>136233042
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>>136233288
Do you playing videogames? What PC do you own?

>>136232108
>I would bet that your country and germany are restricting white immigrants.
They wouldn't take refugees from Ukraine and Crimea, so you'd be right. They probably were too white.

>>136233288
This, people like to act as if the only problems with the nordic countries is immigration but that is far from the truth. Extreme taxation, state mandated feminism, probably the most spoiled and insufferable women on the planet, arbitrary censorship laws, hatred of personal and economical success. Most Americans would be shocked to be honest, the culture is very different.

Norway is like the most expensive country in the world. Wouldn't recommend it.

>>136234627

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u6k9P7L3tYk

>>136234306
>pewdiepie is 5,9
Holy fucking shit I always though he was like 6'0 at least.

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>>136234537
> 100%
Wew.

>>136234704
>a roastie to
gold, thanks my aryan brother

>>136234306
And he`s Swedish, not Norwegian BTW.

it's a dump

there is more money than there is brain cells, and with all that entails

>>136229908
They are full. Fuck off leaf

>>136234729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=092PIJKKgFo
this shows how small he actually is. The guy on the right is 6'0. (The other is a giant 6'7).

>>136229908

FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL

>>136231419
>>136232108
This

I am ethnically full blooded scandi but I have a better chance of being able to move to sweden/norway if I paint myself black and call myself a refugee.

>>136231119
Holy shit is it really that low? And that 80% includes all the slavs too?

>>136234629
My country is fine.
I simply want to live with my fellow white people.

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>>136234963
>My country is fine.

>>136234651
Answer me, Norwegians!

>>136234673

I roll my eyes when fellow burgers reference Norway as some example of healthcare / taxation / socialism.

>>136229908
Chilean-Norwegian here
Norway is really a great country
>beautiful natures such as fjords, mountains and woods
>free health care
>good eduaction system
>great traditional food
>rich country
>good houses
>free country
A lot if whites here and immigrants here. It's comfy if you wanna live here.

>>136234963
Your country is not fine, please stay in it if you think so. Don't spread your cancer

>>136233355
Just move out of Oslo

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>>136235073
Mostly Jap games, then grand strategy and m&b warband.

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>>136232004
Stay away, youl never learn the language. We wil call you maple nigger. Youl hate it. We lover our own and hate outsiders.

Too sum up: WERE FULL

>>136235183
Main question: PC specs

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>>136235183
Wow incredibly autistic taste.

>tfw I play the same games except Nipshit because it lowers testosterone

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>>136234154

>>136234729
Pewds is 183cm tall, I've seen him irl too and can confirm this. He has said it loads of times online as well.

>>136233288
>Government mandated gender ratios at non-manual labor jobs.

This only apply in the public sector. Which no honorable man should work in, except the military, police or fire brigade.

>>136234963
Oh really? To arare you literally just accepted thousands of Haitian illegals who fled Trump.

>>136235521
>mfw this thread

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>>136235284
Is this now a neofetch thread?

>>136235507

Meh I am contracted by the government, so I do not know about the private sector.

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>>136235284
My PC is old, so 970, 8gb ram + i5 3570k at 4ghz.
>>136235329
>Not playing manly games like Bloodborne

>>136235521
A day will come. A day when they will despair in the fact they came. Not a single one will remain.

I feel it in my bones, few of my generation will die without having killed someone in turn.

>>136235616
> My PC is old, so 970, 8gb ram + i5 3570k at 4ghz.
Good PCs are available for everyone in Norway, or it very expensive?

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>>136235592
neofetch thread?

>>136229908
No fuck off, we are more than full.

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>>136235616
>>Not playing manly games like Bloodborne
Brainlet game. My ideal game is a spreadsheet simulator

>>136235073

Mostly grand strategy and games like Ksp, Fm and similar games. Some rpg/adventure stuff aswell.

>>136229908
What is your background? Where did your ancestors immigrate from?

>>136235706
Not that expensive, especially if you get them used.

>>136235419
>Pewds is 183cm tall, I've seen him irl too and can confirm this
And he still went for the italian womanlet, ffs. Everyone agrees swedish women are shit but why couldn't he date a dane or something. All those Aryan genes going to waste man.

>>136234934
No, most of them are slavs or germanics.
think around 5% at most are blacks and shit skins and asians.
Anything above negative percentage is to much though.

>>136235727
>S*edes liking Aqua
Fy faen.
How did you make your i3 that pretty though?

>>136235616
>>136235819
You fucking autistics, it's not "which games do you play" question. "Do you play videogames" question have only two options: yes or not. And the main question was your PC specs, nobody gives a fuck about games you playing, holy fucking shit...

>>136235922
Pewd's girlfriend is hot. Some Italians even share a lot of their genes with Nordic people due to vikings, so who knows, maybe she's not a mongrel at all.

>>136235127
>Chilean-Norwegian
Are you half-Norwegian or a Chilean with Norwegain citizenship? Big difference

>>136236112

oh and i also play csgo from time to time aswell.

>>136235985
dont bully my wife, faggot
gruvbox colorscheme (slithly different black/grey), polybar, i3-gaps, font configs, other various configs

>>136236112
I really like to play PUBG

>>136236112
I've been looking into other genres. Any good open world games? Is Fallout 4 any good?

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>>136236652
>tfw no open world ero-games

Norway is fine, but don't expect to get any friends

>>136229908

Are you White? If not - fuck off.

>>136236720
>>tfw no open world ero-games
I think that's called "real life". The RNG really fucked up my char, though. 3/10, wouldn't recommend.

>>136236720
It's hard to aim while jerking off. Just walk around outside while touching yourself instead.

>>136236116
I've seen a lot of Scandis who look like Italians. I think they had a trade route with Italy and guess they bred with some. Plenty of Swedes look just like Italians without the suntan.

>>136235922
I agree, but hopefully he will bleach her and the kids ( if there will be any) come out blue eyed and fair-haired.

>>136234691
I thought Finland was more expensive, no? Ireland and Switzerland are certainly more expensive than Norway.

>>136236956
the list is
>1. denmark
>2. switzerland
>3. norway
>4. finland
>5. ireland

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>>136236720
>I think that's called "real life". The RNG really fucked up my char, though. 3/10, wouldn't recommend.

>Visited by one of my cousins from Norway yesterday
>He was surprised since we're able to buy cigarette carton in any shop
>We can buy liquor whenever we want, just have to be above the age limit
I'm so glad that my family moved from Norway to Denmark.

>>136237028
source? I lived in Denmark for 9 months and cost of living is definitely higher here.

>>136237028
Both Sweden and Norway are more expensive shit than Denmark.

>>136236159
I was born in Chile, but my mom had a norwegian boyfriend here in Chile so we moved to Norway when I was like 3 or 4 years old. I grew up mostly in Norway even tho I still have Chilean citizenship.

>>136236894
Well, Vikings established a well-known duchy in northern France, Normandy. Some Normans then established a county in southern Italy, Calabria I believe it's called. They likely weren't pure Nordics anymore due to French admixture, though. They ruled southern Italy for centuries. They even played a big part in the first crusade later, when Christians recaptured the holy land.

>>136237115
http://www.aneki
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probably depends on where and what you measure although i cant vouch for the legitimacy of aneki

>>136237193
yeah thats my experience with denmark as well, although i hear you generaly have higher taxes than us

>>136237311
I'm pretty sure only the Norman nobles were genetically Norse. The commoners were almost certainly Frankish.

>>136237193
But it's all irrelevant due to the great equalizer that is Neetbucks.

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>>136229908
Ulfs are faggots
It is known.

>>136237416
I currently live on neetbux.

>>136237416
you are correct
government salary is the best thing to ever happen to me

>>136237456
Shut up, Ulf.

>>136229908
You have brown eyes, so don't go to Scandinavia please. You shitskin, you eat poo like a dog :D

>>136236753
Why?
>>136236785
I am.

>>136236753
>>136236785
Eat shit, Ulf.
EU can E-suck my balls

>>136237402
That's true. I wonder how mixed the commoners were. They would've had the greatest effect on the genetics of Italians in the area.

>>136237311
The Normans conquered several counties until forming the Kingdom of Sicily. By this time the Normans had been totally assimilated into Frankish society for many generations.

>>136237416
>>136237456
Doing Odin's work bringing down the system.

>>136237517
Commoners would have been mixed Celtic and Germanic. Italians didn't really settle Northern Gaul, Saxon pirates and Franks had been settled in the area by Romans for a long time before. Actual Norse population would have been extremely small.

>>136237661
>Actual Norse population would have been extremely small.
Don't underestimate the power of the Viking Benis.

>>136236830
At least the graphics are great. Story needs some work though.

>>136237750
>Biking Venis
>Getting literally cuckolded by the thousands
K

>>136229908
It sucks here. 99% black population and we're full. Leafland is heaven compared to here, so please don't come

>>136237829
>Benis envy

>>136237829
Vikings cucked everyone back then, don't be delusional now faggot leaf :p

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>>136238007
Shut your ass up, Sven
>>136237984
Yep full of nigger cum, eh. C-c-c-c-c-c-combo cuck'd
N*rdicville is just a clusterfuck of cucks.

>>136238073
>unironically posting jew memes
come on Trudeau

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>>136238139
Jew?
Yeah, for your information, Sven, there are literally more Muslims in Sweden than there are Christians.
Doubleplus ungood!

>>136237750
Norse didn't really settle past Pays de Caux and Cotentin.

>R1b - 59%
>I1 - 13%
>I2a2 - 3 members
>R1a - 2%
>E - 6% (E-V13 3 participants and E-M81 2 participants)
>G - 5%
>J1 - 2 participants
>J2 - 1 or 2 participant(s)

The only unique Scandinavian marker is I1, which means on 13% of males had a probable line of descent which can be traced back to Norse settlement. It doesn't matter how alpha they were if we're talking about France, the most fertile and populated region in Western Europe at the time, and a sparsely populated small region.

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>>136238196
I want to kill all leafs.

>>136237425

DELET!

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>>136238358

>>136238326
Hahaha, that shit is actually funny as shit. Doubleplus good.
But on an unrelated note, Canada is the only non-European country to have a significant Slavic population (10% or more of the total population).

>>136238326
Me too. You guys should just annex them asap

>>136231898
can i come norway?

can i bring my 87 camaro?

>>136238440
>triggering me by mentioning annexation, but the my hopes being crushed by the reality of it never happening
Delet ;(

>>136238466

If you get a job offer. Probably

Probably not, the car is likely illegal here due to pollution / safety regulations.

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>>136235521

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>>136238399

Y u do this senpai?

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>>136238506
Don't worry, it will be swift and painless, like the touch of Shiva.

>>136229908
You are gonna die from boredom here.

>>136238757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibPwnytGcjA
this one will cheer you up

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>>136229908
Finnish person in Norway RN, using a Finnish mobile network so it displays me as Finnish. This place doesn't seem cucked, except of course for the cities. While I was walking my dog in Fredrikstad many Muslims looked at me in disgust. Also Oslo is a Muslim shithole, stay out of there if you don't want to risk Allahu Akbar

>>136229908
In my city (Oslo), I'd say its like 60% white, despite what official statistics say. This is a shithole.

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From Eastern Canada? Don't come. I immigrated from Saskatchewan to Poland 2 years ago. Best choice of my life. I come from a Polish-blooded family, and remain Catholic, so it was easy to integrate

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>>136238435
I fucking love these fake Polanball comics

>>136238757
Jungian shadow and all of that. You can only hate something if you recognize features of it within yourself.

>>136232135
Come to Alta, everybody is based to the bone and we got a hidden NRM chapter here.

The few shitskins that stayed up here only do so because they are invested in the town(food shops) if theres a mere suspicion of niggardry they get chased out by our criminals that work on a scum is free for all attitude.

Tromso is a stronghold for antifa tier leftists but they never go futher north because they know they get their head cut.

>>136239004
What part of Eastern Canada, eh?

>>136239004
Also who is pic related

>>136229908
Enjoy the boomer police state: Police do whatever they want against white people. No rights, but you are probably used to that

>>136232926

Neck yourself nigger

>>136238804
Explain.

>>136232926
My cousin?
Also full Frenchie or just part?

>>136231419
>How to fully overcrowd your country step 1

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>>136229908
Come, my white brother, let's make this country pale again.

>>136231898
Satan da, hva skal du nekte vår hvite bror for?

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>>136234537
I fucking hate how people like Hitler and Ford said we were getting replaced and mongrelized A HUNDRED FUCKING YEARS AGO. And now we've let it happen. It fucking disgusts me.

"The Jews were responsible for bringing negroes into the Rhineland, with the ultimate idea of bastardizing the white race which they hate and thus lowering its cultural and political level so that the Jew might dominate." - Mein Kampf

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>>136239133
GTA and Quebec need not come. She's my qt Slavic gf

>>136237093
burde jeg flytte til danmark for a studere??

alltid hatt lyst til a bo i danmark i et ar eller to

bra folk

er det godt a vare norsk i danmark som de sier??

>>136239443
If I wanted to make a country pale, why the FUCK would I choose Norcuck? Socialist shithole, fucking 99% taxrates so Mohammed can rape your daughter on gibsmedat dollas.
Fix your gobernment, then we'll talk.

>>136239004
Bad choice.
Poland is a shithole, you should've stayed in Canada.
Even though most of the people here are cuck, it's still better than any slavshit country.

>>136239317
Brown eye =/= nigger

>>136239605
Compared to fucking Saskatchewan, Poland almost seems like a futuristic, blade-runner-esque utopia

>>136239563
>need not come
Eh? What? What?
Also, Polish-blooded. What does that mean? Specifically.

>>136239605
Tu sont une faggeutte, Pierre.

>>136239571
Ja, danmark er himmelsk, dansker er fanmæj det beste folkan man finn som nordmann.

>>136239673
My grandparents on my mom's side come from Pomorze (Pomerania) and my dad's parents from Eastern Ukraine (wasn't Ukraine when they were born yet, both ethnically Russian )

>>136229908
Fuck off we're full

>>136239673
Also, I've never met a quebecois which wasn't a total faggot. I lived in St. Jean for 2 years when I was in the army, I'm practically an expert on you homos

>>136239857
"you homos"?
I'm not a queb*cois, Wlad.
But still, so you spoke Polish in your family? Or nah
Also, army?

>>136239958
Then by all means, come. I can get you a teaching job this afternoon if you so desired. My mom used some expressions and my grandparents told me the household words (types of food, objects like door, window, floor... That shit) but I'm learning quickly here.
I was in the army until I was 23, went to Donetsk to give the ukranians some Carl Gustav's, and when I finished, went to claim my birthright in Poland

>>136240129
Wait, teaching job this afternoon?
You mean like online courses? I've heard of those. Eh, I'm so good at that. Some Polish QT I talk with makes me correct her grammar already.
>Donetsk
Which Ukrainians....?

>>136240215
I meant if you wanted to immigrate, I could get you a job at my school living here (Opole- Google it. Pretty student city). Literally all you do, especially with students at a higher level, is correct grammar as they speak.
>Which ukranians?
The nato-backed pro-ukranian government ukranians

>>136240345
Oh okay, I was worried you were helping the Russian imports which made me uneasy...
As for your offer...I'm a bit...Pre-occupied at the moment, but I heard about some online chatrooms that do the same thing as you said; correct grammar. Also how old are you because your age is fairly vague, you sound much older but you're speaking like you're in your 30s.

>>136240486
I'm 25 at the moment. And that's fair. Some people might jump at the opportunity to make a big change. And it's pretty shady coming from some guy on the Chans. My school even gets the visa and permit for you, it's pretty handy. As you like

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>>136232458
Do not come to kautokeino, you will be murdered because we truly hate outsiders. Some local politician was going to invite refugees into his motel and got death threats on his family within the hour of the revelation of this info. If you come to Kauto, you will die.

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I will see you faggots in 3 weeks. Just got back from signing a lease in Oslo.

I'm white / burger. Looking forward to shooting your moose and defiling your women.

we are full we do not need more nasty people

i hope one day we will give every filthy person here the boot

fuck you fucking useless cunts - make it in your own country

disgusting losers
hope all of you immigrants cunts die

remember that almost every person here will feel disgusted by you when you speak your filthy english here

dumb shits

>>136240582
Hol' on, hol' on. Let's not drop this issue so early, eh?
You got email/discord? I'd enjoy having this in the back pocket.

>>136240633
Add me on Facebook, Al Karniecki

>>136240670
I don't use facebook. You don't have a throwaway email, or even a real email?

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>>136240604
Fuck you for thinking I got a (You) worth anything. Mass replying should be banned

>>136240901
Can't wait to go to your country and impregnate your women.

>>136240901
I've seen it happen before, faggots who literally reply to every single post on the thread getting deleted a few minutes later. Maybe the mod just deleted that one post...hopefully not.

>>136240731
Uh, you got WhatsApp? My email is my real name

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>>136240943
If you're anywhere near the calibre of this man I'd be fine with that desu

>>136241041
Just email me at my throwaway [email protected]. I'll tell you my real real email there.
Also you showed your face...I don't think your name matters at this point if someone is trying to find you, eh.

>>136240943
you brown disgusting shit
listen up

no one wants your brown ugly ass here
no one likes a smelly poor nigger

just please
off yourself and take your ape family with you

no one like you

>>136241140
I'm from north Africa
:^)

>>136241182
meant to reply to
>>136241094

>Be in Canada for a month
>Absolutely love it there the entire time
>Unironically started thinking of moving there
Holy shit is this a retarded idea. Someone convince me otherwise ffs

>>136241140
>no one wants your brown ugly ass here
Oh, but your women do :^)
>no one likes a smelly poor nigger
Last I checked, I smell pretty good, poor? I have a masters in dentistry and earning over £40k for my second year.

>no one likes you
Many people do. Stop projecting, do something with your life. I'm coming to your country whether you like it or not.

>>136241211
Ehh...What North Africa, also pic or you're just another LARPing faggot.
>>136241259
Yeah GTFO you stupid fucking Ulf.

>>136241121
It gave me an error message. Also, I'm not sure what harm anyone can do with a photo of me. I guess only one way to see. My email is [email protected]
Fuck it

>>136241278
>posting your pics here
>not expecting to go on a database and get your ip logged
kek

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>>136241211
Oh. Well then you're only getting absolute trash women anyways, have as many mongrels as possible so gassing you all will be more fun :)

>>136235183
What? Hardly anyone plays jap games that I know of, except dark souls.

>>136241310

What could they do?
I imagine its hard to shame a polack for being right wing.

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>>136241316
>gassing you all will be more fun :)
Yeah, if any of you had the balls to do it
>MUH RACE WARR, MUH DAY OF THE ROPE
kek, won't happen.
Islam is the fastest growing religion, and all you kuffar will pay the price :^)

>spends life hating on immigrants
>becomes an immigrant himself

Typical /pol/.

>>136241310
LARPer confirmed.
Eat shit, Stanley.

>>136241259
It would a good idea if the country wasn't already slated for destruction.

>>136241271
L O L keep dreaming. And you're a poo too? Fuck that's tough hahaha

>>136241444
>knows he's wrong in the argument
>calls me a larper
Yeah, sure :^)

>>136241527
Tough? Not really. In around 20-30 years more of my brothers will be in Europe.

Hopefully the wh*Te race dies out by then. Can't fucking wait. Day of the Shariah is coming :^)

See you in a month.

>>136241530
>argument
Ehh..No argument here, fag. Just you claiming to be something you're not.
We literally just had a big thread about some faggot claiming to be from Morocco, all the while not using his geolocation.
Either post some damn proof, like a wrist shot or something.
Refugees are literally 80% functionally illiterate, you expect one of those apes knows how to operate a computer?

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>>136229908
Are you white? You may come.
Are you non-white? You may not come.
Are you educated and white? You may come.
Not educated? You may not come.
Married to a white woman? You may come.
Not married and not planning on having white kids with a white woman? You may not come.
Are you wealthy, healthy, white, conservative, christian or agnostic? You may come.

There you have it.

>>136241633
I said I was from there.
My nationality is British. I literally have no reason to post a pic here, don't you believe me because of my flag by default?

>>136241578
Aha the famous rush of incompetent retards. Yeah no

>>136241693
Not an argument.
I'll see you in a bit senpai.

>>136240586
/myboiga/

How are things in kau2?

>>136241396
Norway is nowhere near as cucked as the countries on that list. We elected our most anti-immigrant government ever just 1 year after Breivik. Just last night I was ranting (in a funny way) to a girl about how much you niggers suck, she started grinning and got fucking wet by a white man finally not being a fucking faggot.

Shit's changing and it's not gonna end well for you.
>all you kuffar will pay the price :^)
Maybe, mutual destruction it is then

>>136241674
I didn't mention your flag once. I just told you, faggot. Post a picture of your wrist with a timestamp.

>>136241732
Can't wait gutterboi

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TROLLLLLLLEELDLLDEDLOEL :^)
<3

>>136229908
My mum lived a couple of years in Norway when she was young. Said it was absolutely beautiful.

>>136241853
Doesn't matter. You will still taste the sword faggot

>>136241853
See, I told you.

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Fuck you, Ulf faggots. Your dumbasses fell for the Bong's trap.

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>>136241996
>implying i didn't know he was trolling and kept replying because i'm fucking bored

>>136241991
Like Hardrada did in 1066, and got his ass handed to him by Saxons? KEK :^)

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>>136241853
Oh yeah any sandnigger or nigger not being a Lutheran christian on my property gets shot and fed to dogs, we are the most well armed civilian population in correlation to our size, i literally fap to the horrible shit i would do to your kin (of any age and gender) should you start shit in scandinavia.

Im very good at flaying big game, if its a shitskin i wouldnt mind if its still alive in the process.

Stop teasing you get my dick hard.

>>136233378
Hvis du måtte bruke google translate for å lese dette er du ingen kandidat for å bo i Norge. Med mindre du er hvit, rik, sunn, ung, sterk, konservativ, kristen eller agnostiker, gift med en hvit intelligent vakker kvinne, og har eller har planer om å få sunne og friske hvite barn med en sunn, vakker og intelligent hvit kvinne.

Am I welcome in Norway? Got some relatives living near Jotunheimen, mother's family is originally Norwegian. Can I come?

>>136242071
By the Norman who were second / thirf generation Norwegians anyway

>>136242098
>the absolute state of nordcucks

>>136241996

Ulf is not a very common name. The swedes use Ole as a national joke name, the danes mostly use Fjeldaber.

Please correct your insults.

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>>136232926
>Brown
shit skin wants to muddy up other peoples waters. typical.

>>136242128
>hvit, rik, sunn, ung, sterk, konservativ,

Om man är allt det där förutom rik, är man välkommen då?

>>136242155
Neither is "Pajeet" among Indians. Also, Swedes? I'm referring to you, faggot.
Mohammed still stands with that logic tho lol.

>>136242133
And Denmark too. They fucked Celtic/Iberian women so it doesn't really make them nordcucks.

>>136242071
The saxons literally had nothing to do with it

>>136242232

The swedes refer to us by that name is what i meant. apologies for the confusion.

>>136242321
Oh really? Then who was left in England before the Normans invaded?

>>136242351
The saxons, who were buttraped. 1066 was nord vs nord

>>136241991
At least it won't be a pork sword like you fuckers chow down on. I worked on norski rigs and their crew were all butting each other...

Cucks too. My mate took a rig back into stavanger, got off with a bird and she takes him home. Walks in the front door her husband is sat watching telly. My mate gets ready for a fight, but the guy doesn't care. Bird says her husband will just bring another woman home some night.

>>136242219
Absolutt ja. The rest of the parameters makes an individual as such a valuable asset for Norway.

>>136242327
Well why would I care about what Swedes use?
Everything a Swede touches is gay anyway.

>>136242425
>Normans
>MUH 100% NORDIC
>Saxons
>MUH 100% NORDIC

>we wuzzing so hard when the UK is mainly celtic genetically

Jesus, how can you fail to conquer a tiny Island when SWEDEN, NORWAY, DENMARK AND GERMANY are buttraping us at the same time?

>>136242434
>I worked on norski rigs
Nigel, we all know you haven't left your basement in 10 years. Nice projection, trying to attack Nords with false stories about cuckoldry. Meanwhile, Theresa May is watching everything you type while muslim pedo-gangs are fucking little girls in the street.

Anyway any Norsk-bros care to answer my previous question? >>136242130

>>136242434
Hahaha can't wait for the cucks to die off through their impotent faggot offspring. Such faggot luckily never lasts

>>136242437
Utmärkt. Jag kommer nog att flytta dit i framtiden då, kanske tar jag familjen med mig.

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>>136242487
>nords
Some things never change mate

>>136242538
It's not just that.
The UK police was literally watching the pedo rape happen in the bushes.
Oi governas took out a pair of binoculars and walked it happen in the bushes.

>>136242567
>Implying there is even a tiny bit of truth in his bullshit story

>>136242605
You should send that one to Hollywood. , I'm sure they approve

Lived in oslo for a year. It's nice enough for the first few months then you realise how fucking boring it is there. It's certainly got a small city vibe about it.

Living in stockholm now but contemplating moving to copenhagen. Danes aren't as socially retarded as swedes and danes, plus their alcohol laws are better

>>136242659
Yeah, some of the UK cuckposters I see somehow manage to completely ignore these things while at the same time holding enormous, irrational hate for Scandinavians and Poles, lmao. It's like a school bully who gets beat up by his dad every day at night, so the next day he takes it out on other kids at school.

>>136242785
>Danes aren't as socially retarded as swedes and danes,

:D SKÅL!

>>136242487
They all were. Conquest involves fucking the local populations and subverting their culture. Obviously there were way more girls of celtic and neolithic stock than there were men of nordic stock ;) btw genetically you're still mostly neolithic brit is. Even the celtic migration didn't leave a big dent genetically

>>136242837
haha fuck im hungover

>>136242858
Feels good man.

>>136242676
Wouldn't know desu. Only ever seen cucks in berlin

>>136229908
visste ikke at jævla negere kunne skrive.
jævla homo thread

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>>136242691
We wuz everythang and every civilisation, mate

>>136242797
Well I mean it's not like Sweden is perfect, either...

>>136242903
The UK isn't mainly Celtic genetically. Have you ever actually had a look at a study about this? Do you realize how much pussy the vikings and saxons tore up there?

>>136242950
Kek lmao does the jew ever sleep?

>>136242978
No, but I don't pretend like it is. Unlike some UK-cuckposters pretend the UK is doing fine

>>136242982
Most brits don't have blonde hair/blue eyes which are Nordic features.

Only England really has a majority there.

Britain =/= England

>>136243037
Fair enough...But there are still somewhat countries within the UK.
Northern Ireland is pretty based from what I can tell. They elected some far-right wing party in the elections. Some ACTUAL conservatives, not the faggot Tories.

Good thread m8s. Gotta go to a wedding and get drunk, l8r

>>136243096
Whose wedding?

>>136243070
There is a shit-tonne of Nordic admixture in Scotland and northern Ireland as well. Not to mention that the blonde hair and blue eyes that many Englishmen have is not from viking rape, but from saxon blood. Discussing phenotypes isn't that relevant though, because claiming that Britain is mostly Celtic genetically is entirely false. It is not.

>>136242982
Neolithic British. Means stone-age brit. So pre-celt

>>136243266
Well it doesn't matter.
What matters is triggering the race war now.

How is the norwegian schoolsystem? Is homeschooling allowed?

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>>136242676
Swear to God. I was once on a Rasmussen accommodation barge, brits plus norskies. Norskis were mixed crew, unisex bathrooms etc.

Get caught short one day, nip into their accommodation block for a shit. Long row of heads, no stalls. Doing the business, fit norsk bird sits down next to me, starts to have a shit, says hi to me.

>mfw culture shock.

>>136243520
>fit norski bird
Y u no smash

>>136243520
Nobody calls Norwegians "norskis". Also calling women "birds" sounds so fucking stupid, you sound like one of these Geordie Shore people. They are called sluts or whores, or bitches.

>>136229908
I actually kinda want to move to northern Norway. Like really north.

I love to ski and love Norwegian culture. Am white too.

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Fuck off.

I'm glad I live in a region where foreigners, niggers and the like know with absolute certainty that they will get hung by the lampposts if they step out of line.

Tension is on the rise, let me tell you.

>>136243649
Bird is just a general term for young women...it's not related to their promiscuity

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>>136243649
Wow, sexist much?

>>136243701
Which region might that be if you don't mind me asking?

>>136243649
>bird

Is from ye olde Englishe, it's from the same root as bride etc

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>>136243775
Gotland.

>>136241664
>Are you white?
No.
>Are you educated?
Yes. Not meme diploma obviously.
How is it now?

>>136243266
I was up in Orkney recently, saw as many Norwegian flags as I did Scottish. Iirc they've threatened to secede back to Norway if the govt keeps fucking with them.

>>136244155
They can leave.
We don't need any nordcuck larpers here.

>>136244071
That's where the wheel-chair bound woman was gang-raped for 5 hours by 5 Afghans last summer right? I can imagine people are pretty fucking pissed off there.