England, YES!

sesame street should sue the essex police.
also did they consider that 95% of people who carry knives for self defense are respectable law abiding citizens who would only use it in an absolute worst case scenario to defend themselves or their families?

>>136222918
I die when I read about how people now carry ACID instead of knives. Great work dumbfucks. I sure as fuck rather have acid poured on me then have some retard try to stab me... NOT!

>>136222918
So glad I don't live in the UK lol.

Isn't transporting one to this box illegal?

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You couldn't create civilization without knives. It's one of the most basic tools.

>>136223349
Most people I know that carry knives for self-defense are drug dealers.

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>>136222918
pls nuk

>>136226086
Why do you know so many drug dealers, you fucking degenerate?

>>136226534
I smoke weed.

All of western civ is objectively terrible at this point.

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>>136222918

>>136226573
Tapa ittes nisti

>>136227511
Kaiken kuuleman mukaan teen sitä jo paraikaa :^)

>>136227546
fookin roman ianians ruinnng EU...>

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England is fucking scary. Muslims throwing acid, having kid raping dungeons, making kebab out of the girls, running over and stabbing people, yet the biggest problem is tv license, butter knife, saying something mean on internet and islamophobia.

)xxxxx[;;;;;;;;;>

>forgot to pay bin license
>arrested
>get sent to re-education camp
>forgot to pay re-education camp license
>double arrested

m8

>get caught with a sharp pointy
>I'm just on my way to the knife bin

Bongs should start dropping bags of shit into the bins. Oh wait, every single square meter of bongistan is CCTV big bro style.

Wait until terrorist steals a knife bin and goes on a stabbing spree again.

I guess police and military are cowards.

>get stabbed
>"heh, coward"

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>>136227733
Moving to UK in a month
Gonna be fuckin wild

>>136227733
NAACP should issue a travel warning for bongistan.

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>>136227733
n-no england is based
muh nigel "indians are better than eastern europeans" farage
muh brexit
muh yuropoors
this is all because of those polish plumbers
you're just jealous because you're a shitskin nonwhite
r-rule britannia

>>136226225
No nuke needed since everyone is disarmed. Anyone idiot can walk in and take over bongistan and get paid government gibs to do it. And nobody could say any bad words about it.

>>136222918
Cowards also don't investigate crimes because of fear of appearing racist.

What does the cookie monster have to do with weapons?

>>136222918
Do they have one of those for vials of acid and suicide vests?

>>136228433
Anti gun pop quiz!

>What kills people?
>Are guns as bad as knives?
>Who did 911?
>Why do you insist on owning guns?
>Why is trump so x instead of y?

Good luck pol ambassador!

>>136229113
The acid thing is a meme, some goyim in another thread figured out that no available acids melt faces that fast/doesn't melt meat if meat is soaked in acid all night.

That much said, it's a crazy world. Always keep your fork handy.

>>136229113
>DON'T BE FLACCID, DUMP THAT ACID
>DON'T BE A PEST, DUMP THAT VEST

>>136228899
Go nom nom nom at anything that looked remotely like a weapon, even if it was just a sharpened stick like a pencil

>>136229474
But he eats cookies, not weapons.

>>136223349
>self defense
Nigger 95% of people that carry knives do so for convenience. Most folks use them to open packages and shit

>>136229258
>no available acids

Uh huh....

>>136229344
checked and keked.

Pretty sure that only rhymes in English, though.

>>136223374
I am pretty sure being shot is also more pleasant over getting stabbed.

>>136222918
If we ever become this cucked I swear to god.

>>136229258
>no available acid does that
>can go to Home Depot and buy acid "weak" enough to clean cement
Fuck outta here

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And soon we will have cock bins. White neighborhoods only of course.

>>136230182
You could put someone's eye out with that thing

>>136230182
>Rapists have Penises

>>136230075
you'll do what faggot?

>>136229806
cookies kill far more people than knives do

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>>136222918
FUCKING KNOCK THAT THING OVER!

>>136226225
Bin those high explosives.

>>136230387
Openly ridicule and defy. No violence of course.

I have no defence. I don't even wish to. I wish you faggots would at least mock our police and officials instead of making out like we want this shit, though.

>>136230075
No one will even notice because 99% of people alive today can't find you on a map.

>>136226225
>>136226710
>>136230699
Don't forget to pay your sugar licence!

>>136222918
Why arabic swords on the bin?

>>136228433

Where you moving to son?

>>136230813
you too
>>136230787

>>136222918
Who the fuck carries a santoku?

>>136228433
it's going to be boring, believe me

>>136222918
>Only Cowards Carry
is this shit for real?

>be britbong
>walk around culturally enriched London
>see the knife bin telling me not to be a pussy
>toss my switchblade in there
>get robbed by group of diverse brown gentlemen at knifepoint 5 minutes later
>bugger
>go to the pub for a pint of guinness
>get hit by Islamic truck of peace on the way there

but in all seriousness that's actually ridiculous.
So if a group of people jumps you, you bongs are basically fucked?

>>136230890
Are you saying only poor people carry knives you fucking racist?

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>>136231032
It hurts my soul to see that bin standing.

>>136227793
OI! BIN THAT ROIGHT NAO!

>>136228614
YAAAAASSSSS KING SLAY

>>136230699
We make out like you want what's happening because you seem to be doing literally nothing to stop it.

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What's the law over there say about "walking sticks"

>>136231125
120 prisons but you don't have ADX Florence, my favourite prison.

>>136230797
That's a seax m8.
>coat of arms is literally fuckhuge knives
>pls no knives lads

The absolute state of Essex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNNNzPSmnQQ
Stay (((Woke)))

>>136231524
I heard you can still use them to walk, but it's a felony to use them to point at something with.

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>>136222918
I thought for a second the broken bottle was a spork, but than again this is england so im not so sure

>>136231726
Its actually an old paintbrush

>>136231649
I'm pretty sure the only actual felony remaining in the UK is treason. Using it in a threatening manner would be an indictable offence.

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>>136231524
>back when things weren't so cucked

>>136222918
Police Mindset
>hey guys, if we tell criminals to turn in their knives, they'll turn in their knives!

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>>136228614
>Asian gangs' appalling sexual abuse of young girls lasted 16 YEARS because people in authority were scared of being labelled racist if they tackled it...
>Asian

Yeah man those fucking ching chongs always raping little girls

>>136222918
prelude for sharia

>>136232205
At least with a buyback there's some sort of incentive

>>136222918

Certified coward here

It's far better than being an authoritarian bitch

>>136232427
Buybacks don't really work here as well as they might in other countries. Cops have used them to make arrests, so those with illicit weapons would be much less inclined to turn them in.

>>136232800
Oh I didn't mean to imply it would be viable but I would think it'd work a hell of a lot better than asking politely.

>>136225839
110 and 119, own both. Have the 110 on me right now

>>136222918
I have a knife in my car for necessity. I also have a pocket knife, because why not.

>>136227733
>Dollars and cents
>England.

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>>136222918
One time I was cutting onions with a knife and almost cut my finger. It was very tramautic imagining myself bleeding and dieing out on my kitchen floor in front of my children.

So after that I threw all my knivess away and all my neighbors knives as well while they were at work. I even petitioned Parliament to see from my perspective! Anyways that's how we got these nice bins here in the yew Kay!

>tfw too brave to use a screwdriver, penknife, or other useful tools

>>136231032
Kaneis imply oti sthn ellada epitrepete na ''oploforeis'' ?
Oxi, alla kaneis den tha se elegksi. Thessaloniki kai Athina den ginete na eisai eksw meta tis 00:00 xwris toulaxiston ena maxeri/siderogrothia h pepper spray.

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>not reducing invaders to a fine paste with your bare hands
plebs, the lot of you

>>136223374
Acid surrendering tanks on the streets of London when?

>living in london

i'd rather off myself

>>136229258
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acid_throwing

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>>136225478

>Random police stop and search after being followed by 300 CCTV cameras
>Overly familiar strip search ensues
>Find 3" spoon with an edge sharp enough to scoop a runny egg tucked in smeggy foreskin
>"'ello 'ello 'ello, what's all this then?"
>Yourenicked.jpeg
>Cheat mode enabled
>"U wot m8? I was going to deposit it in a bin box I swear on me mum!"
>Free to leave and throw acid on a random punters face
>Mon visage

>>136234797
>cease your involvement, turn in that solvent!

>>136222918
>pack of niggers beat you half to death
>hurr durr only cowards carry

>carry broken bottle to designated knife bin because not a coward
>accidentally stab self with broken shards on the way there
>get arrested for attempted suicide with a deadly weapon

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>>136222918

> first world country
> wake up, go for a morning jog
> get acid thrown at you by a muzzie
> life ruined

>>136222918
Good initiative. It's time to stop being literal niggers.

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.....Have you motherfuckers noticed those schimitars in the Essex police logo?

What did Bongistanis mean by this?

>>136227733
Hol up, I thought you only needed a TV license if you were using a TV for public channels (which is what the license costs fund)?

>>136229133
>What kills people?
Many things. Heart disease is #1 at the moment. but there's also cancer and liver failure.
>Are guns as bad as knives?
For what purpose? If you wanna prepare dinner then guns are much worse than knives.
>Who did 911?
Wealthy jewish new yorkers.
>Why do you insist on owning guns?
Plan for the worst. Never know when tyranny might rear its ugly head, and a corrupt government is a tough enemy to crack.
>Why is trump so x instead of y?
I prefer Kripparian

>>136237963
Yup it funds the cancer that is BBC
Only fucking chumps pay the (((TV License)))

>>136222918
Hi, my name is Tom. I am a British man. Everyday I leave my house, I am raped by a gang of muzzies on my way to work. I am forced to swallow their cocks and then recite the Quran whilst they wank off to cum in my mouth. The police don't do anything because they'd be imprisoned for Islamphobia.

Please help me America. Annex England, remove the muzzies and I will honestly suck your American cocks instead everyday.

Sincerely a English man.

>>136238617
>Help me America
America is a country of spics and niggers

>>136228433
Don't come to Londonistan or you'll be sucking Muzzie cock everyday on your way to work.

>>136222918
Hallo schild & vriendje

>>136231524
Depends on the police force. Sone are ok with pensioners using them to fight off thugs, others need the arrest numbers and will throw an old biddy in jail for not getting raped. Strange place to live

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>>136222918
Police and the army are cowards now?

>>136233877
This story is bullshit. You didnt fill out the forms to get the knife in the first place.

>>136238617
>Sincerely a English man.
>a English man

I see you through your proxy

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>>136222918
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALT RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! BIN THAT KNIFE! THE ONLY PROTECTION YOU NEED WILL BE PROVIDED BY THE GOVERNMENT!

>>136223464
It's literally happened a few times and only in dark neighbourhoods

>>136237715
Those are Saxon seaxes.

>>136222918

Ha! We have one of those here in Harlow outside the police station. The sad thing is that the whole is too small to fit a bike wheel in.

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>>136239412
YOU'LL BE WELL PROTECTED! NOW, RELINQUISH ALL ARMS!

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C IS FOR ____ THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

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>>136239412
>>136239502
BE A GOOD LADDIE AND GIVE US YER PAW

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>>136222918
Here's Essex Police's badge.....

>>136222918
>Cookie Monster explains how real men don't need pussy weapons to kill Saracens

>>136239674

Oi, bin those scimitars!

>>136228899
Because cookies. Don't you know?

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GET A KNIFE, BIN THAT LIFE

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>>136237576
>Go for cosmetic surgery for facial acid burns
>Surgeon about to begin
>Picks up scalpal
>Police burst in and arrest him for unlicensed knife
>MFW

>>136239573
Catastrophic Titjob?

>>136222918
These things get broken into and the contents sold.

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>>136222918
Wait, did they properly license Cookie Monster from Time-Warner / Jim Hensen Productions?

Also, what does Cookie Monster have to do with weapons collection? He likes delicious cookies, not knives?!

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>>136228433
it's really not mate, don't get your hopes up

>>136239725
>Don't be insular, bin that scimitar

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>NOT ME, NOT NEVER. AIN'T HAPPENIN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk213MxnHZU

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>>136239990
I think they licensed the wrong Sesame Street character

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How does one carry weapon awareness?

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*you're

>>136240032

>don't cause a ruckus, bin that cutlass

>>136240069
tragic

>>136223349
>carry knives for self defense
COWARDS!

>>136239990
I think in more recent episodes, Cookie Monster has been advocating for healthier foods like salads and only gets to eat cookies on special occasions or as a special reward. He's on some kind of cookie eating probation

>>136222918
>afraid of death
fucking plebs

>implying the cookie monster is a coward


anglo scum

>>136228614
WTF, I'm an Asian guy myself and those cunts do not look at all what I my people look like. Is this misracialling by accident or intentional?

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>>136240321
Yes carrying a knife for self defence makes you a coward. The brace thing to do is to run, hide, tell.

>>136240483
*brave

>>136240175
>>136240144
>>136240109
>>136240069
>>136240053
>>136239997
>>136239977
>>136239959

Lad what the fuck am I reading here, you've got the whole order arse over tit

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>>136228433
Hey when you see one of the bins go open them and take the knives.
Then sell them if you want or create an autistic weapon which uses knives as ammo.

>>136240032
Don't be brats, bin that axe!

>>136231360
By doing what? Signing an e-petition or marching on Downing Street with a strongly worded letter with a plank of wood with a nail through the end of it? We aren't Americans, we don't have a second amendment, we can't freely walk into a store and buy any amount of firepower to actually make a difference. But you can, so tell me when is the time to act, when you're 40 or 30% white?
These threads are always about deflection and are always started by some (((American))) who's sticking his head in the sand. The fact you have the ability and means, but do nothing except talk big on the internet (not even in public, which you're completely free to do too) is even more sad.
It's like mocking some cuck because his wife has a designated bull, while your own wife gets fucked by her own designated bull, but at least your wife's wears a condom.

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>>136227733
Got over 800mb of brit pics as far as 2009, literally insane stuff, at some point you just become numb to it and just keep saving.

Dont be a PeeWee

Bin That Wee Pee

>>136229258
aussie is a shit
>what is battery acid?

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>>136228433
From Virginia and have lived in Kent for a year now. It can be comfy but stay the fuck away from the cities especially London.

>>136222918
>Cookie Monster
Why?

>>136222918
If I had the money and access I'd fill that bin with prop knives

>>136222918
I've always wondered if someone carrying a knife that got caught by police could just say he's taking it to the bin, as long as there's actually one nearby of course.

>>136222918
Yes British goys. Only cowards carry weapons to defend themselves from pack of niggers/muslims.

>>136222918
If I was friends with a british police, I would ask him how his wife cooks without a knife.

Honest question.
What happens when a Brit does "hayt speeuch," but does it on a trip to the U.S.?
Also, how much time could you serve by saying you don't like Islam?

>>136246943
I meant if done in the UK for the second one.

>>136222918
Acid bin when?

>>136222918
ONLY COWARDS CARRY COOKIE MONSTERS

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>>136223374
DON'T BE FLACCID BIN THAT ACID

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>>136231125

>>136249291
So what's the legal status of airsoft guns in the UK

>>136249291
Don't be a traitor, bin that calculator

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>>136232207
Bongistan never had to PC over the word "oriental".

>>136223464
>Implying New Zealand isn't a branch of the UK.
Get back to work!

>>136228433
You're making both countries whiter on average when you move

>>136223349
>(((Joan Ganz Cooney)))
>(((Sesame Street)))

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This thread needs a bump...

... so for Great Britbong justice I do thee bump.

>>136227733

Most of the things there you described are London only and quite a few of those in your image aren't even England

>99c
>Glasgow

>>136249983
I own 3 rifles and a pump action

do you?

suck the queens clit nigger, fuck off anglo

>>136223349
I've never met anyone who regularly carried a knife here in the UK that wasn't either a) a massive chav or b) an edgy cunt that would never actually use it.

>>136227733
you can't just fuck around with triple doubles like that.

>>136222918
>only cowards defend themselves

>>136251851
> fuck off anglo
non white detected

>>136252242
in a few years, clinching your fist will be illegal in the uk and you will be arrested for carrying a weapon.

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Laughable. Every man should go out with a blade; I'm happy with my Swiss knife.

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>>136252548
I don't think you realise that what you say is completely possible and has probably been considered

>>136252779
You have some girly fucking hands.

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>>136253110

>>136252787
this must be fake

>>136252166
>meme commie flag
>cuck faggot country
checks out

>>136222918
Are those 3 knives of the Coat of Arms of Essex?

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>United States of Freedomland™
>paying for sex is illegal

Stay cucked, burger chaps

Also

>83% white
>actual food standards
>free healthcare
>high education standards
>can actually own guns despite what americans believe

>>136223349
>carry knives for self defense
Literally illegal.

>>136231125
God bless.
Does texas have fruit farms or anything? I fancy spending a couple months working hard in the greatest place in the world.

>>136225839
I own both of those too!

>>136222918
>screwdrivers are weapons

brits are screwed

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>banning knives
>banning knives and having shoddy looking boxes for them
>banning knives and having shoddy looking boxes for them and having people give them up willingly on the honour system

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>>136226086
Most dudes I know carry knives. All upstanding citizens.