Are cat owners cucks?

Hipster nu-males tried to ruin the beard and cats... but both are for Alphas.

>>136222602
found the numale hipster.

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>>136222602
Sure

They keep mice away buddy

fact : 98% of adult men with cats at one point had a dog but as it kept barking and annoying their wives bull when he came over they are made to get rid of the dog but still want a form of companionship

>>136222804
Your ass must really be jealous.

Mine catches spiders for me.

>Not having one/two cats and a dog
I bet you would even keep your cats indoors.

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>>136222169
>Are cat owners cucks?
Pic related, Theodore Roosevelt and JFK all owned cats. Nu-males latch onto anything and use it to make themselves seem more appealing or to fit in with a group of others instead of enjoyment or usefulness.

Cats are apex predators. Pound for pound, the best on the planet. Dogs are great, too. Both serve different purposes. My cat follows me everywhere and hates everyone but myself and a couple random girls

People who don't like cats are cucks.

>>136222169
It depends on the cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnvDKfCQnZY

I have Devon Rexes that act like dogs and monkeys just as much as they do cats.

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>>136222169
Cats are disrespectful ungrateful critters, only people who like to be exploited without receiving anything like them.
No fucking wonder single women also like them.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZIQUb-d4GQ

>>136226646
kek yours must not like you very much

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>>136226646
So cats are basically humans while dogs are filthy slaves who eat own shit. Just because you dont know how to deal with a cat doesnt mean they are bad. Cats are independent animals as in alphas unlike dogs. Therefore if you hate cats you are a beta. If you like dogs you are a beta who wants to have a beta companion. Have both cat and dog and see how it goes.

>>136226355
>owning a cat
Do your parents know you're gay?

>>136222169
Obviously not OP, that guy has more puss than your gay ass does.

>>136222169
It's more common, because cats can carry the toxoplasmosis parasite and by unsanitary handling of the cat's poop, the owner risks infecting himself.
Toxoplasmosis can produce cysts in the brain, specifically in the amygdala, damaging it and thereby lower threat recognition, producing a leftist (cuck) mindset.

>>136227000
This all given that you dont take care and vaccinate a cat...

>>136227053
That's why I said that it's more common, not that it's absolutely true in every case.

>>136222169
this is what it's like being a beta provider

>>136222169
Knew one who had one because small apartment. Threw kibble into a bowl then wondered why it puked all over. Yeah a carnivore, but this moron would rather cry about his carpet than give the damn thing anything with meat in it.

>>136222169
A loyal loving dog who will fight for you vs a effeminate bitchy creature that spites you the moment its not happy

>>136227138
Natural selection... if you cant take care of the cat you dont pass the bottleneck.

>>136226834
If I wanted to be a cuck I wouldn't be half-assed and own a cat but I'd buy a parrot.

>>136226968
How funny you'd use the same kind of nigger logic that people use to justify owning pit bulls.
>german
Of course that explains it.

>>136227407
Spites you the moment you are not happy? Did you ever have a cat?

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>>136222169
n-no

>>136222169
What are you trying to slide?

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>>136226646
>Cats are disrespectful ungrateful critters, only people who like to be exploited without receiving anything like them.
People who want a mini-tiger to grovel and obey like a dog are just weak betas themselves.

>>136222804
>fact : 98% of adult men with cats at one point had a dog but as it kept barking and annoying their wives bull when he came over they are made to get rid of the dog but still want a form of companionship
so 98% of guys who own cats killed a dog they loved and were married first? Doesn't sound right, anon.

>>136225004
>I bet you would even keep your cats indoors.
They're super clean and kill pests while you sleep. so why not?

Cats truly are the pets of beta faggots. They're lazy, selfish, untrusting of humans. My sister's cat would stare at me like I was a predator every time I walked around the house. My dog on the other hand has a bond with me and understands I am good people. I can walk around make food do whatever and he'll just chill and stare out the window, or eat his bone whatever without grilling me like I'm about to fuck with him 24/7. Fuck cats garbage pets. I'd rather have fish. Same level of bonding and interaction but at least fish don't sit there and be spiteful towards me.

>>136222169
Wait, did this guy lock his cats inside his house for 2 months straight?

>>136222169
>Loves you, but will fuck off if you want it to
>Fresh unshaven pussy 24/7
>Best for cuddling
>will tell you all about xer adventures in the neighboring wilderness.
>will bring you blood offerings to please You

Why are yiff fags so butthurt?

>>136222169
if theyre going to hold the telefon in portrait mode that is for sure yes

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You faggots will argue about anything.

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>>136228124
This is unironically how I cut my sandwiches.

>>136222169
>numales have cats who don't care for them
>alphas have cats who love them
proof is in the pudding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx14ohE6nHs

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>>136222169

I'm trying to teach my hateful, one eyed killing machine to forget about mice and attack niggers and spics.

Should we exterminate all cats? They are niggers of animal world.

>>136229968
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>>136228124
Circle

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>>136228581
Autism

>>136228898
>One eyed
Why didn't you give him a false googly eyes?

>>136230132
Hey, you have to mix things up from time to time. I've mixed up my sandwich cut profile enough that I've found what I like. There is no better cut profile.

>>136228124
why cut the sandwich at all? I have never seen a man cut his sandwich, only women. what kind of little faggot raised by a single mother cuts their sandwiches?

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>>136222169
Virgin's have declawed kitties while Chads get Alpha Pantheras.

>>136222169
>the virgin litterbox-cleaner arrives

>>136228814
>"Pussy Magnet" Chad's godly presence can be felt by all females including animals from a mile away

>>136226375

thats a big cat

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>>136230384
Pleb

>>136222169
Yes

Raising the spawn of another species is literally the definition of cuckold so yes.

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>>136222169
>Are cat owners cucks?
You're confusing us with dog owners. Everyone knows that Dog owner's wives sleep with the dogs when the man is not at home. Although that mainly happens in America and probably Sweden.

>>136230858
4 u

>>136227538
Probably went up to a random stray cat and tried to stroke/pick it up like a retard and got confused when it scratched him.

Cats are funny, cuddly, keeps the propety clean of vermin, and great companions. Dog are even funnier but require a non travelling lifestyle.

White people amd animals go hand in hand. Only niggers and muslims dont like pets. Easy to detect the niggers here.

>>136231089
H-hot..

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