How does Dilbert-man do it?

>>136214768
P E R S U A D E D

money

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>>136214768

>woman takes picture of room
>makes it all about her

Every time.

>>136214768
DILBERTED.com

>>136214768

Well, she's a literal prostitute like all instagram hoes. I follow her on instgram.

hypnosis.
no lie
he predicted trump's presidency due to recognizing trump's power.

real recognizes real

>>136216160
link?

>>136214768
That instagram whore probably got pissed on by some rich arab with oil money in the past 48 hours. Discarded

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ITT salty cuck virgins. Muh sour grapes fallacy.

She's dumb as a brick and likes money. What's there to figure out?

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>>136214768
UTTERLY PERSUADED!

>>136216760
Why would Kristina need to whore herself when she has Dilbertman?

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>>136214768

> Hnnnnngh

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She is stupid hot, but she would be more attractive without the makeup.

He has fame and tones of cash and now he has a trophy GF.

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>>136214768
She is really hot though!

>>136217012
How many hours in ms paint did it take to fuck up his face like that?

>>136216124
>.cum

>>136217084
>Hot

You need new glasses, anon.

She's just a cum dumpster.

He persuaded newspapers to give him millions of dollars to print his comic strip for the past 30 years.

She has kids, not really a catch senpai.

>>136217084
She's a blatant sex object. To me she's repulsive beyond sex alone.

>>136214768
Be single and worth $250,000,000

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>you will never be 50 years old banging Instagram whores

>>136217084
Is she part sand nigger?

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>>136217484

Never say never. Lottery happen$

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>>136217283
She is a dumpster for so much more than cum, koffar

>>136217484
Do you want that?
Actually?

>>136214768
Money. You think there's actually a girl like that who thinks he's interesting and is posing for that selfie of her own volition? She is literally hired to be the girl you see in that picture.

>how does an intelligent rich man manage to have relations with young attractive women

idk my dude it's a mystery

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What's wrong with her hips?

>>136217538

She fucks Jaden Smith!

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>>136217692

>>136217692
That my hands aren't on them.

He's literally an expert in hypnosis.

>>136217692
>having a comforter on your bed in California
Confirmed for anemic & low energy

>>136214768
He has a lot of money and he pays her. If you ever want to get blocked by him on twitter, all you have to do is suggest this and will immediately freak out and block you, which is a red flag.

Would not be surprised if that girl is legit one of those tagthesponsor people. You know, the ones that wear too much makeup and get flown out to desert countries to let billionaire saudis literally shit on them? I'd bet money she's done something like that at least once in her life, she has the look.

Dilbertman is fucking 60 years old though, I don't blame him at all. If I had his money and was his age I'd pay some girl like this to fuck me and pretend I gamed her into it too.

>>136214768
that women is a ladder climber.

The reason she is posting that photo, is because in her mind she is on a ladder, and she wants to climb.
She wants MORE.
She wants all the men to look at her and say "wow, if she's thinks he's good, she will love me. but I better have more money than him or she won't".

women are not humans, stop respecting people who use them.

>>136217692
I remember when I used to have twitter, she posted a similar with Scott in the background. I literally replied "Move out of the way, we wanna see Scott"

To which he liked

>>136214768
Like most trump supporters, he's a betamaxx cuck who pays that woman some sum of money to pretend to be her 'gf'

Sad how you deluded trumpcucks think being a childless degenerate old ass clown who pays for sex classifies as 'winning'

>>136217443
He's worth that much? I need to take up persuasion.

>>136216760
LOL, I didn't read the thread before seeing this. I'm glad somebody else noticed how much she resembles tagthesponsor girls who get paid to literally be toilets for sand-jews.

>>136217012
Her face looks entirely different without the makeup. Like a different human being. She's actually a few points hotter with the makeup on, middling without it. Fairly common with instagram whores.

>>136217980
Wow you must have gotten a lot of upvotes!

>>136217937
This. But I doubt that girl sitting behind a microscope is this subhuman.

>>136217937
this and this is so true.

>>136217862

> not having a comforter on your bed for special occasions and sleeping on a paper-thin rug with a patchwork blanket

Confirmed for not comfy when the situation merits, and not hardening self for imminent apocalypse.

>>136217692
Is he using that tripod to videotape their sex?

>>136217885
>>136217937
These.

>Dilbertman is fucking 60 years old though, I don't blame him at all. If I had his money and was his age I'd pay some girl like this to fuck me and pretend I gamed her into it too.
I can sympathize but honestly it would get old after a while and you'd have to be constantly working to make sure she doesn't get too comfortable. A woman like her, look she's already taking these photos inside his house, claiming ownership, soon she'll be moving towards only letting him fuck her once a week, if you're going to hire a gold digger you have to make sure they don't get their foot in the door so you can drop them any time. Imagine spending tens of thousands of dollars on that and now she's living in your house and saying "oh honey I'm not really in the mood tonight" as she sets up dates with Jamal on her smartphone.

I'd be much more impressed if Dilbertman had swung a cute sensible honest conservative woman with strong traditional family values who supported the country alongside him instead of just being self-gratifying arm candy without a thought in her head beyond what color to paint her nails next.

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>>136215331

>>136217862
>implies knowledge of CA
>doesn't know CA has the most diverse climate

>>136217692
She looks gross

>>136218065
All of them
Every Single One

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>>136217692

>that tripod camera mount

Do you like Phil Collins?

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>>136218011
>draw stupid comics
>can't even draw
>make a quarter billion
PERSUASION

>>136218393
>ywn role play Patrick Bateman with Scott Adams in his Wimbledon room.

Scott Adams looks like a 97 year old cancer patient. There's no way any woman can possibly find him attractive.

But hey, good for him. If I had $200 million, I'd be spending my time fucking whores 40 years younger than me too.

>>136218179
>she'll be moving towards only letting him fuck her once a week
Not with his persuasion skills.

>>136214768

dumb answer: He is a master hypnotist ( ask him yourself)

Real answer: This is the type of girl that you get when you are so wealthy you have to name your guest bedrooms to avoid confusion.

>>136214768
I know she's got a video floating around out there somewhere. Who's got the link?

>>136218011
>>136217443
he's worth $50M

>>136217692
>tripod
Oh god you know he films awkward fuck tapes of her. Dilbertman is notoriously bad at computers, would be a real shame if someone were to stumble across those files, yep a real shame...

>>136218535
He's also obviously a cuckold. Dude waited until he was old as shit to marry a woman with 2 kids then got divorced and now he pays to be a set piece for some model's career. If he had any shame he'd be embarrassed but he's the kind of guy who needs 40lbs of down to keep from going hypothermic in his climate controlled Southern California home.

>>136218769
Yeah, it'd be a real shame if that footage got into unsavory hands...

>>136218306
agreed something is a little off with her

>>136214768
jethus cwithe...... well done Dilbert man

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>>136218694
you mean a video of her naked? Shit I wanna see that

I think there's a part of every man that secretly likes these bimboesque insta whores and would happily fuck the shit out of them if able

>>136214768

He's worth $250,000,000 and single. It would be pathetic if he wasn't fucking 23 year olds.

Even obese neckbeards with six-figure programming jobs can fuck college girls if they agree to pay their tuition.

TLDR: literal prostitution.

>>136216014
wilson NOOOOO

>>136214768
Scott Adams is an ugly rich fuck, but he understands psychology and human behaviour amazingly well.

Despite this he managed to cuck himself with his Blue Pill dream of having a ready made family (even designed and built the house before he got married)

Then before you know it...silence and he's divorced. Indeed he rarely mentions it.

I've always suspected that the hidden and confidential settlement was as much about hiding the Red Pills that Adams himself learnt during marriage.

But obviously he's 60 and like any red blooded male likes to look at and would love to fuck young chicks, but how can he do that without essentially fucking prostitutes.

The cunt in OP's picture is the answer to that question. She pretends to be his girlfriend for the sake of his reputation, but in reality she is fucking him for money.

At best he is her sugar daddy, at worst he is just another John.

>>136217980
Kek. Scott seems like a cool guy.

>>136218574
The only persuasion he's working on her is dangling his gold card in front of her face. Trips to Europe? The finest everything? Sure, you can rent her body for a while, but make no mistake the name of the game is always getting more and more while giving less and less and preparing to move on to the next host, and women like her have been perfecting this style of persuasion for a lot longer than Scott's been reading hypnotist books.

>>136215331
Do you really give a fuck about the room?

>>136218179
You know, Japan, I'm not gonna lie - I legitimately get infuriated that chicks like this exist. If you stripped off the instagram filters and the makeup you'd have maybe a 6/10 or 7/10 chick. This is a person who makes an entire career out of faking being hot. I'm not saying she's not attractive - I'm sure she's fine even with all the bullshit stripped off - but has she really earned a life of luxury based on her slightly-above-middling looks? I guess the people I'm actually mad at are the shit eating betas who are willing to pay for this stuff. Still, though.

Whatever Dilbertman is paying for sex with this chick, it's probably too much. Then again he strikes me as the kind of guy who might like to get duked up the ass with a strapon on his private life, so it might be a femdom and/or findom thing.

Also, your point about the cute sensible honest conservative woman is good. Dilbertman is running out of viable years of life. If he actually gave a shit about the future, he'd be adding white children to the world. He is childless, I think.

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>>136218694
>>136218942
Yes it would be a real shame wouldn't it? Heh heh heh

>>136218535
Dude, watch him on stream sometime. I thought I was watching the Lord of the Fucking Rings at one point because Gollum was coming to get his precious. If you stare into Scott Adam's sunken ghoul eyes too long the abyss gazes back into you and steals your soul.

>>136214768
He is confident in himself, not only his race, unlike most white males

>>136216160
That's literally his GF... i don't think you date a prostitute junior...

>>136217692
Tranny hips I guess she has loose cheeks and a small hipbone.

>>136219071
>but how can he do that without essentially fucking prostitutes.

A wise man once said "A prostitute is an honest woman".

>>136219128
Yeah, something will grab her interest and she'll move on and he'll have another one lined up.

>>136217757
>She fucks Jaden Smith!
how can sex be real if my dicks not real

>>136214881
un der rated

>>136217443
>Be single and worth $250,000,000

>>136218757
>he's worth $50M

Nope. He's worth $75 million and the vast majority of that is the asset value in Dilbert.

>>136219261

Lol this guy

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At least he isn't gay, you sour-grape virgin.

>>136219456
Hey Scott. Teach me persuasion.

>>136219403
>how can sex be real if my dicks not real
underrated post.

>>136219261
long-term GFE

>>136218901
He lives in Northern California.

>>136214881
Premium Kek

>>136219071

>Despite this he managed to cuck himself with his Blue Pill dream of having a ready made family (even designed and built the house before he got married)

>Then before you know it...silence and he's divorced

I'm not good with women, am I wasting my time saving up my money and working on my career for it to end nowhere..

>>136219071
Theres nothing wrong with the whole "sugar daddy" thing. Women want me who can be providers for future offspring. Men want women who are physically attractive. Its 100% natural. The only people who complain are childless, unmarried feminists in their 40s who realize they wasted their lives.

>>136219668
Basically, yes.

>>136219419
Where do you find his networth?

He has dilbert
Dilbert mercandise
10 New York times best selling books
He said the other day he gets $100,000 per hour speaking engagements

$75 million seems kind of low

he doesn't seem like a big spender drives a 2011 BMW

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>>136217777

Chekt those quads & that doggo!

>>136219419
My bad completely forgot about his divorce with no prenup

>>136218179
>I'd be much more impressed if Dilbertman had swung a cute sensible honest conservative woman with strong traditional family values

Like the cunt he divorced and made sign a binding confidentiality agreement so she couldn't tell the world about how much of a fucking cuck she made of him?

That sort of girl?

>>136218501
kek, /pol/ is gay for dilbertman

>>136217862
> implying he ever gets under the covers in that room

You forget yourself, peasant. Unlike you, not only does Scott Adams not have to share a bedroom with a Turkish family, he actually has more than one.

women will literally fuck anything for money.

>>136219164
I wouldn't worry mate.

Looks always fade and the money never lasts. These clueless cunts spunk it away on their own bullshit, not investing it, so at some point she'll just be another junkie skank whore hasbeen who never was.

The memory and pictures from her glamourous days will bring nothing but the taste of ashes and dust.

From this, at least, you are safe.

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>>136220384
They won't fuck me...

>>136219682
>Theres nothing wrong with the whole "sugar daddy" thing.

I have no problem with prostitution. If both sides get what they want, it's logical.

But lets call it what it is. He's not a sugar daddy and she's not his sugar baby.

She's trading sex for money.

He's a John.
She's a Whore.

Simples.

>>136219919
>My bad completely forgot about his divorce with no prenup
You misspelled "Ass rape".

Persuasion is the same shit PUA people use.

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>>136221071
>She's a whore
A whore who plays five instruments.

Besides, OP didn't even include the pics which showcase her glorious cooter.

Dilbertman is literally living the fucking dream

>>136220268
>Unlike you, not only does Scott Adams not have to share a bedroom with a Turkish family, he actually has more than one.

How many Turkroach families does Dilbertman fucking need?

>>136218306
Sh'ed look like the second coming of Christ if you were 70.

>>136218065

he didn't see the sage though

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Buy his new book and you can be just like Based Dilbertman.

In all seriousness, this should be the cover for his new book

>>136221272
>living the dream
Of having his woman's tits and ass all over the internet for neckbeards to oogle. No thank you, I'll take my aryan wife and children in the quiet countryside as my "dream". But please, keep pushing your degeneracy. More room for the rest of us when we finally get rid of people like you.

>>136214768
I gotta buy that book, dilbertman has proven to be a man to emulate

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>>136218535
He's not that bad l-

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GOD DAMN IT! I WANT MONEY AND STUPID 8/10 WHORES TO LIE AROUND MY BORING LIFE WHILE I DRAW FUCKING CARTOONS AND TALK SHIT ABOUT PERSUADING PEOPLE LIKE I'M A WIZARD!


I HATE ALL OF YOU!


KILL THE MODERN WORLD

>>136220812
Win the lottery and I guarantee one will stay with you and fuck you whenever you want in exchange for you taking care of her financially

>>136214768
>60 years old
>no children

Whatever will to live he ever had is long spent. Inertia will keep him going until he tips into a grave.

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>>136218535
>implying women find men attractive the same way in which men are attracted to women

Come on man, this is first-grade level shit

>>136221472
>implying you can't have both

Pic related

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>>136221272
>A whore who plays five instruments.

Which would make her a talented whore to be sure, but still a fucking whore.

You can tell from the photo that he only pays her for her instrument playing ability. Presumably the Pink Oboe.

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>>136221603

>>136221272
>A whore who can play five instruments

yet decided to pursue the whore profession instead of utilizing her talents.

Also, show cooter pics.

>tfw she has the fattest tiddies

that old bald fuck is living it up & im over here jerking my dick like a pleb

>>136215331
Pro tip: It was never about the room in the first place

>>136221500
>dilbertman has proven to be a man to emulate

I'd take his money, but pass on the being a Blue Pill cuck and getting ass raped in the divorce because I didn't get a pre-nup.

>>136221914
>thinking prenups do anything

even if he did get one he would've been fucked, I see you still have a bit of bluepill in you

>>136216925
Your Mongol brain won't understand it anyway

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>>136221642
I'll get right on it...

>>136214881
You deserve more (((you's)))

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>>136221702
>>136221774
The only nude pics of her that exist are owned by Based Dilbertman.

Besides, she was already neighbors with Scott when they met...meaning she was already which.

I understand you want to believe the gold digger mentality, but the fact remains that Dilbertman's persuasive talent far surpasses most human capacity.

Enjoy living in your delusion

>>136222017
>even if he did get one he would've been fucked

Probably, but its a bit like fucking a girl without a condom and then complaining when she gets pregnant.

It's not exclusively his fault, but it's still mostly his own fault.

Pre-nups can work, but you have to have the right legal advice, the right timing and most of all the right frame of mind.

If she even balks at the pre-nup you need to be able to walk away there and then.

Still the best pre-nup is not getting married in the first place. If a cunt wants to marry you it is because she's already thought about divorcing you for cash and prizes.

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>>136222266
*rich

dilbertman knows she is a whore

you dont think he is paying her for her conversation, do you?

>>136220109
No, that's retard. Why would you even say that? Oh let me guess, MGTOW beta?

>>136222266
Which is more likely:
- He's used his persuation to fuck him even though he looks like a badly painted skeleton
- She's fucking him for money.

Seriously?

>>136221702
is Spitzer gay??? jesus, she's got better abs than half of /fit/

Simple. He has money, cunts like money.

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>>136222515
How many times do I have to explain that men's looks are superficial and irrelevant to women.

Listen to the Black Philip Show for further advice in this regard

>>136222515
Dilbertgoy has money, status, and game in ascending order. Having game or persuasion, in his lingo, is necessary to retain the former.

>>136222470
>Why would you even say that?
Because I am a cynical old bastard and usually correct in my cynicism.

>Oh let me guess, MGTOW beta?
Nope. Married with a 12-year old daughter.

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>>136217692
married woman not wearing her ring and attention whoring on social media

>>136214768
He has money, social skills, and instead of settling for an old used up cunt, he waited patiently and searched high and low for a hot ass younger girl who wants an older man to take care of her and be stable for her. She's not even a unicorn.

Anyone can do it if they're moderately attractive, you just have to accept that you gotta put in the work of being a success beforehand. Most of you are young NEETS who expect to get a woman who will accept you and help you build a future together. If you expect her to be as hot as this bitch, THEN you are expecting a unicorn, unless you are well endowed or very tall and have your life semi-together

>>136220812
get more money.

>>136217692
>What's wrong with her hips?
fake ghetto ass

>>136222266
SCOTT FOUND

>>136222679
Maybe try turning off the internet and ask Tyrone to stop fucking your wife and daughter then, turbocuck.

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>>136221272
>skin flute
>skin clarinet
>skin recorder
>skin trumpet
>skin saxophone

WOOOWWW what a talented slut

>>136222723
This bitch probably will not give Scott any sons or daughters. Just saying.

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>>136222830
Made me Kek, she is actually a very versatile woman

>>136221362
i don't like fake tits, though.

>>136222529
>is Spitzer gay??? jesus, she's got better abs than half of /fit/

Maybe she's got a snatch that can fetch the paper like a golden retriever?

How should I know whether Spitzer is gay or not? He certainly paid the whore enough money though. $4,000 an hour wasn't it?

>>136222266
>live in a million dollar mansion
>the parasite fucking the in the million dollar mansion next door gets a whiff of fresh blood and comes over to your place
>"Wow! I totally Persuaded(tm) this clam I spent tens/hundreds of thousands of dollars on buying fabulous gifts and trips to Europe to date me!"

>>136222266
It's not about being a gold digger, but wanting a man who is stable and can provide resources. She could have gone with someone else sure, that is where the persuasion comes in. His skills don't need to be godly though. I'm pretty sure she likes him even if his skills are more like "above average" or "exceptional" instead.

>>136217084
Eehhh.. Nothing particularly special.

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>>136215331
>>woman takes picture of anything
>>makes it all about her

why keep the same slut around if you are paying, though?

why not have a rotation of golddiggers that you can kick out?

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>>136214768
Is she a model or something? Is it normal for your girl to be posting half naked IG pics while dating you? I wouldnt be ok with that shit

Chick is a fucking babe.
Good for Dilbert.

>>136222266
You are right however, "gold digger" is an inaccurate conflation of the situation. Men who can't provide tend to be bitter about men who can provide and get better women for it

>>136223036

I should add that it is an excellent haul for wrinkley ol Dilberman, though that should be obvious.

>>136222681
>married woman not wearing her ring and attention whoring on social media

Who's she married to? Not Dilbertman, that's for sure...

>>136223090

>I identify as native american and female

>one free cupcake, you fat cunt.

>>136223154
Indeed. Part luck, part hard earned.

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>>136223028
>It's not about being a gold digger
>but wanting a man who is stable and can provide resources.

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>>136214768

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>Some rich guy pays a thot to be his fucktoy for the 1099348234925th time in human history
>This is somehow news

This thread is stupid and you are all faggots.

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>>136222979
>implying this is a parasitic relationship

You have to be deulsional if you don't think Dilbertman gets something out of this

>ywn be looking into Ms. Basham's eyes in this position

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>>136222806
That's your countries fetish Yoshi, not ours.

>>136223090
I wish that I could get cheap things just for being black IRL

>>136218535
For a guy in his 60s I'd say he's holding up pretty well

>>136223249
Gold digger is exclusively reserved for women marrying solely for money, or has excessively lavish lifestyle that she can't afford, won't work for, and needs a man to achieve for her. If you think a woman is going to remove "ability to provide comfortable life" from their candidacy traits for men, just kill yourself now retard. Or grow the fuck up, get a good education/job, and get over it

>>136222734
How much is enough?
How much for a 5-6/10?

>>136222266
Scott, there's nothing wrong with banging whores, honestly....but given how much $$$ you have, they should be at least 9/10s and all natural.

>>136223324
the fuck is that line going down her stomach?

is that a treasure trail?

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>>136223307
This Aussie is correct.

If /pol/lacks just bought Dilbertman's books, read his blogs, watched his periscopes, and then took the effort to implement his advice...

Then they too could wake up to this site every morning

>>136223324
Is that a surgery scar down the center of her abdomen or a happy trail?

>>136223028
>It's not about being a gold digger
Sure mate.

The "Kerching" she heard was completely irrelevant to her decision to fuck Dilbertman for money.

>>136217283

Femanon just shut the fuck up and let the guys who like her like her.

Fuck.

Even when you're anonymous you can't help but want to ruin/take away anything men like.

>>136223576
>>136223473
Get a job

>>136223473
I already have one, dumbass.

Any woman who wants to leech off of any man's success is a gold digger.

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>>136214768

>>136223640
>women should stay at home and raise children
Women evolve to do just that
>any woman who leeches of man is gold digger
Ok faggot. Just come out of the closet already. Show your meme flag

>>136219797
>he doesn't seem like a big spender drives a 2011 BMW


worth about 10 mill, I still drive my 2006 Chevy HHR because I love it and it gets good gas mileage and, most importantly, NO ONE suspects me.

>>136217628
do you not?

>>136223116
>why keep the same slut around if you are paying, though?
>why not have a rotation of golddiggers that you can kick out?

Because he has his book sales and speeches to think of. Corporate sponsors would cancel everything if it was widely advertised he had his own live in whore.

By "pretending" (but who's really fooled, eh?) that she is his GF they can gloss over the whole problematic "paying her for sex" bit.

>>136220384
this is so true.

>>136217310
to be fair it is a very good comic strip

or, wait...

did he just persuade me it's a good comic strip, and it's actually a bad one?

>>136214768
>dating a non white
Lmao beta cuck

>>136223732
Now youre putting words in my mouth, fucktard. Where did I say women should stay at home?

youre tripping over yourself here, leaf.

considering his worth he could do much better

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>>136215331

>>136219668
Probably. You'd be better off just paying a whore.

>>136215331
They're the most self-absorbed creatures on the planet, what do you expect.

>>136223310
>This thread is stupid and you are all faggots.
I agree entirely, but I'm bored and sometimes stupidity is fun.

>>136218254
this is 100% true and don't care what you think about it

now ask me what kind of bullets i load my mags with

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>>136223539
I already live on this site dixiebro. I don't need to wake up next to it
>unfortunately I already do

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>>136223324

Summit ain't right here bros. Summit ain't right.

>>136223324
>You have to be deulsional if you don't think Dilbertman gets something out of this

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that Dilbertman is getting sex out of this.

>>136217692
NOT
ENOUGH
COCKS

>>136223390
>I wish that I could get cheap things just for being black IRL

What happened to the 40 acres and a mule?

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the room looks like shit

how rich is this jew?

>>136224026
What kind of bullets do you load your mags with?

>>136223324
>that happy trail.
Muh dick

>>136217283
All women are cum dumpsters

>>136223864
I'm just pointing out how fucking stupid you are to complain about the genetic dispositions of women that evolved that way explicitly in order to succeed and bring us to where we are today, simply because you find it inconvenient or cannot relate to it, as is your own genetic disposition. You are a sad man really.

>>136223090
What if a white or asian hispanic went there?

They realize hispanic isn't a race?

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>>136223539

He's fucking a jewish tranny.

Thats just swell.

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>>136224049
Problem?

>>136223492
Oh man, I thought you meant for >8/10. For an average girl all you need is to have your shit reasonably together and talk to them like you don't care. You don't even need to be confident.

>>136223882
this. I can pull a chick like this for fucks sake . Brown eyes are low tier

>>136217692
That tranny has some broad shoulders

>>136219668
i took the cobalt pill. i'm too weird to ever attract a woman or start a family so i have switched my ambitions to be more self serving.

gonna finish my degree, get a swank office job in iowa and live in a camper while building my own house and hunting


then it's gonna be chinese cartoons and autism guns as far as the eye can see before i kill myself in a fit of lonely depression

>>136223390
.45 slug?

>draw shitty comic about your office
>bang sluts

>>136223882
True. Isn't she also a single mom? Even if she's hot thatd be a major turnoff for me. How did she become wealthy anyway? Guessing when she divorced raped her former husband.

She'd be good for a fuck but that's about it. Hopefully Scott won't make e same mistake again and wife up a gold digging skank

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I wonder if he regrets not having any children. I'm in my early 30s and already feel a deep searing regret over not currently having any kids. Imagine the giant sucking abyss of loneliness he must be tumbling deeper into with each passing day. His resting emotional state must be a strange nagging feeling of emptiness he rationalizes away. He doesn't even know he hungers for the sounds of joyous squeals of his own offspring running around the house. Forever tortured by an increasingly powerful appetite for something he can't quite place.
That's the downside of being a master persuader. Nothing stops you from persuading yourself into extinction

all social media whores have the same look. dark brown / black hair, thick but heavily manicured eyebrows, giant lips, tan skin, cartoonishly curvy body. They look like plastic manufactured dolls, their own seperate race of subhuman sextoys.

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>>136221750
STOP LAUGHING AT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

>>136224197
Im a sad man for calling out women who are gold diggers? lol ok there, leafy

retard.

>>136223815
>to be fair it is a very good comic strip

At best it is mediocre. As was the TV series.

>>136224258
Sorry man, that sounds like too much effort.
I think I'll just look for a t girl on craigslist

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>>136224289
You could always find a woman in her early 20s once you have it made in your cushy office job. You'd have about a 10 year age difference.

Plenty of fish in the sea

>>136217692
> that tripod
Oh my

>>136224273
Oh brother.

and in come the larpers.

>>136219261
What is a GF but a whore merely on retainer?

>>136221272
The only thing she can play is dick

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>>136224289
But how will you find time for your serial killings anon?

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>>136224513
How long until the tape leaks?

I get the sense that he picked a golddigger that isnt too attractive or smart enough to rob him blind

shes not a pro golddigger, essentially

>>136224171
federal hst 9mm 147 grain le +p

>>136224369
No multimillionaire should ever bang a single mother. Damn, Dilbert is a cuck. Sad.

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>>136214881

>>136224943
>Doesn't handload 10mm auto as high as he can

Why bother?

Literally just persuaded her

>>136223090
>put down a $100 bill
>take the whole tray
>"keep the change slut"

>>136224498
lol

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>>136224976
>Damn, Dilbert is a cuck. Sad.
He married the last one. She was like 40 with two kids from some other dude.

Saddest fucking Blue Pill cuckery I ever heard of...

>>136223188
>>136223390
>>136224200
>>136225092
Anti Affirmative Action Protest, note the Republican flag.

>>136218254
This never happens though.

>>136214768
Rental

>>136224504
i haven't been on anything approaching a date in years. i live near seattle, and still can't get any action at all

but yea, i'm some young woman in iowa will want to be with me instead of chad or the dozens of other guys messaging her phone

>>136224761
i guess they'll just have to fall by the wayside

>>136225101
>He seriously thinks I'm joking

>>136225053
kahr doesn't make a 10mm

>>136220384
Well what do you expect, traditionally the man provides for the family
The challenge is to find a woman who won't fuck anbody else while she's committed to you

>>136215331

She wanted to post the photo of herself but needed a reason to post it.

>>136225307
I thought they did? or was that CZ?

>>136223760

It would be better to have a loving wife, adult kids and possibly grandkids already. Do you want to live the life of a horny teenager at 50?

>>136224062
are u guys new to the idea money=fine pussy

>>136224026
>mags

Clips

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>>136214881

>>136225361
i think cz does

people keep telling kahr to make a 10mm since it would be easy based off their .40 models, but they keep whining about 'muh concealability'

>>136218124
Yup, all two of them

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>>136224498
>I think I'll just look for a t girl on craigslist
Hopefully you don't end up sucking on fat ass Jazz Jennings micro penis.

>>136225312
I'm implying she's with him and fucking him due to his riches, even though he looks like a shriveled up old prune.

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>>136225432
I don't want guns that take clips

>>136225493
That's part of the game man. I've never seen a woman marry a guy for his beautiful legs

>>136225451
>He thinks I go for the ethnic t-girls

Oh anon, don't make me laugh too hard, ok?

>>136225428
>are u guys new to the idea money=fine pussy
Not really, we're using a British import that isn't easily recognised by USAians called "Sarcasm".

They grow on trees in our garden.

>>136218179
Honestly doesn't seem like Dilbert man gives a fuck, he's a liberal ffs he just correctly identifies that Trump is a master persuader. He never actually supported trump in any meaningful way, guy thinks the wall is racist

>>136225574
uh.. I'd say this situation is more on the blatant and extreme side, really.

there's plenty of women who find their husbands handsome.

>>136224192
/thread

>>136224209
RARE

>>136221272
Somebody save that poor girl from Dilbertman's hypnotic trance.
He is persuading the fuck out of her every night.

>>136223492
120

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>>136225518
what are you, gay?

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>>136225576
>He thinks I go for the ethnic t-girls
Well...given the cuck flag n'all...

>>136221071
brit has it broken down for you dumb fucks

reread it until you understand

>>136225441
CZ makes 1911 10mms under the dan wesson name, otherwise they do not. The only real option s for 10mms are Glocks, EAA Tanfoglios/witnesses, and 1911 pattern guns. If you want you could find an old S&W 1006 series, the triggers aren't amazing but they're reliable and stylish.

>>136225692
So what is he supposed to do then? He isn't handsome anymore and neither of us will be handsome in that age.
Also I'm pretty sure a lot of perceived handsomeness is created by non-superficial things like mutual trust, feeling connected to each other and things like humour, charme etc

>>136225122
She must have taken him for millions. There's is definitely a pattern then. Maybe he's sterile.

>>136225827

thats not a clip stupid.

>>136225368
Why not do both?

>>136219419
I'm confused

how much did he give in divorce?
was the woman even hot?
law should be changed so man gives money only willingly in divorce

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>>136225851
We are your spawn after all.

>>136216175
he didnt predict shit

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>>136225963
Yes it is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_clip

>>136221362
Weird shot, like who is taking the pic that she's showing sexy time interest in?

>>136217084
not really

skinny with no tits = 1/10

>>136214882
Way way underrated. Also, publicity.

>>136217334
what the fuk

is he insane

call dibert tell him to abort

no dating single moms

>>136225941
>He isn't handsome anymore
He's always looked like a lightly painted skeleton. He had hair at one point, but it looked like it was stolen from Trump's dead gerbil or whatever it is.

He has never been attractive on any scale.

>>136214768
Looks like ass under those 10 layers of makeup, looks like a whore. But whatever, fucking her is probably awesome.

>>136219164
He has 3 kids

>>136217484
are u insane?
these cunts fuck for $200
at 50 I will have one anytime
same as now

>>136226174
>these cunts fuck for $200
no they don't

>>136225941
I'm not saying he should do anything, quite frankly idgaf about the guy.I just made a comment about his gold digger ho and how she fucks him in exchange to tap into his riches...if you think she isn't with him solely for the money and the lavish lifestyle, then I don't know what to tell you.

>>136218011
what the fuck is this word meaning here:
persuasion?

I sense some hidden meaning?

>>136215331
Scott Adams is actually the one taking the picture

>>136226061
hey narcissistic self?

>>136226164
he has 0 kids

There's gotta at least be a topless pic somewhere

>>136226426
he persuaded the camera to take the picture itself

>>136218179
jap knows what up

he should never let her sleep over

the most aamzing thing is the way women convince themselves its moral and ok

its like mental gymnastics on steroids

they are liek a virus

they get rida friends
isolate guy
then shut off sex n cause drama
get him used to accepting such
and then before know it kid and moved in

all about slandering those not under control and being a cunt

>>136218254
took me 20s to get this one

brilliant

there could be mass zombie horde and woman would do selfie

>>136226455
her*

>>136224131
>What happened to the 40 acres and a mule?
lies and false promises, please tell white americans to pay debts

>>136226362
No I agree with you that this is her primary reason. But you said it like it was something bad and I just replied that a lot, if not the majority, of relationships have something to do with how well the husband can provide for the woman and his potential family so I don't think it's bad or unnatural if a woman commits to a guy primarily based on his economic status.

>>136225793
What the? Where do you live, bro?

>>136219128
wise jap

kids if reading

read above 100 times

and reread every morning

live alone
keep your money for you
fuck 10 women same time
never date just 1
this is not a drill
mater of time until a cunt tries to mvoe in your place

scott is innately and inherently an incorrigible beta pretending to be alpha because he has money and pretends to be a master persuader. in the alex jones interview, his beta nature became very obvious around natural alpha alex. this annoys the scott adams, as he has persuaded himself he's an alpha, while the world only sees a beta. it's all over him, in his california house, in his bitching out to clinton supporters and adding his faggot disclaimer on his blog posts during the campaign, in his coffee routine, his craving for fans drooling over him and his hooker eye candy, in his bald head from excess fapping, in the fact that he never had kids but raised another man's kids, who then left him anyway.

honestly guys. he is quite pathetic, the hooker is so cringe worthy, the only people that impresses are very low iq incel virgins. oh and everyone liked dilbert before they actually came to know who created it. now they regret their weekly chuckles in the office.

So. Are his books any good?

>>136219586
i dont get it

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>>136216760
>>136218049
>>136217885
>dudes pay these girls to get pissed and shit on
all of you are memeing right, this isn't really a thing.

>>136220812
u havent offered money
try 120

>>136221603
whom did he persuade?

>>136217084
Elbows way too fucking point. 1/10

>>136221472
i love /pol

the nazis are most rational people ever

>>136226874
I don't have the neetbux.

>>136226700
depends on if the woman pulls her weight in other ways. like looking after the kids etc. if I had some ho leeching off of me, going on shopping sprees and uploading selfies to her Facebook all day, then I'd kick her ass to the curb. doesn't matter if I'm worth 100 thousand or 100 million imo.

>>136226874
kek, enlighten us as to your lifestyle
do you offer money to random girls for sex?
sounds like a common occurrence in your life which somehow actually works, consistently, without you getting arrested?

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>>136222515
holy fuk my sides

badly paintedd skeleton

>>136216657
whats on her lip?

>>136226864
>Port-a-potty girls
Look it up.

>>136222936
fuck you
fake tits are superior
firm n big
fuk yeah
mans best invention

>>136221690
For physical sexual pleasure, yes women do desire and are attracted to physical characteristics. This girl would cuck Scott with the pool boy.

>>136227023
That's absolutely true and I'd say exactly the same. But we have a different perspective, I'm 21yo and you're probably well below your 60s. We want something different from life than an old millionaire.

>>136225198
seriously who?

>>136223756
howd u make the money
poor pepe here