/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD

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Can't properly listen to CPD without some bingo.

>>136194121
>>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
Shut the fuck up. They're given a uniform allowance of $1800 per year which is meant to be spent among other things on vests. The vests they wear cost a 200-300 and have warranty periods of at least 5 years. If they cant figure out how to come up with $50 every year out of the $1800 they're given its because they're retards

Are Friday nights good nights for listening to CPD?

I don't want to waste my time. These threads have been ghost towns lately. Probably because of shills

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>15 kids by the school need to be removed, causing a disturbance.
>need ET to search a house
>two people hit by bullet shrapnel

Dear lord bless us with this Adam bread. Tho Adam fucks up his keys we gather, retrieve our drinks and ready a fire. Our keys be checked, amen.

Evening Roberts, about 8:20 on a Friday Summer night in Chiraq?

GETTING COMFY

>>136196311
Literally the best. The chimps are never more active than a friday night out on the town

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>>136196506
Evening Robert, figured I'd start the thread early since its Friday.
>>136196311 Fridays tend to be decent but you've gotta remember most of the funny shit doesn't happen till 12-1 am when the bars close. Also oddly enough I don't feel like there are ever any shill in this thread even stuff like >>136194942 is more of a disagreement than shilling. Plus I didn't know they had that allowance every year, but in defense vests are only good once and good ones cost 400-500 if you want stab protection. So if you go through more than 3 vests in a year than its out of pocket.

>>136196888
checked. Can we get a drive-by tonight kek?

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>>136196481
Good prayer Robert, saved.

>>136196481
>can't get them anywhere near school when they're supposed to be there
>can't keep they away from the place when they aren't

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRkWr5d2_1I Moonman

>>136196977
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/contracts/FOP_Contract.pdf
Page 33 (PDF page 41)

Also cops are rarely ever shot or stabbed. They're not going through 3 vests per year. Almost of all them will never have any use for them. Cops are the biggest pussies out there, per capita more people die in the trades every year than cops, and in gross numbers more salesmen and managers die in the workplace than cops every year.

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>>136197274
Fuck yes! Love me some moon man, I was having trouble finding his stuff. Have one of my favorite bingo cards Robert.

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>>136197416
Ah I see, you just came here to argue. I'd like to see you go up against armed criminals with nothing to lose. Please leave, this is a comfy thread.

>possibly removed his pants

>>136197665
>I'd like to see you go up against armed criminals with nothing to lose
Nigger please, I live in Rogers Park surrounded by niggers.

And the criminals always have something to lose, its why they run from the cops instead of trying to kill them.

Anyways stay btfo with muh-$1800-per-year-isnt-enough bullshit. This state is bankrupt because of public sector employees, the cops, teachers and firefighters being the biggest 3. The cops dont even do shit. Has the nigger problem been reduced? Fuck no, there are more of them here than any time in history.

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>>136198013
HAHAHAHA yeah giving money to cops and teachers is bad, but taking away Tyrones welfares would be racisss! GTFO

>>136198269
They all need to go. But the point still stands that they're a bunch of pussies. Go read second city cop some time and listen to them whine.

>male black and two female blacks harassing staff at the restaurant

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>1 Shot
$55,000: Average gunshot victim ER and hospital expenses.
>mhmm i want

>Male blacks swapping guns between eachother
It's about to get good.

>female having a nervous breakdown

>homeless male down
>shaking
>his pants are down

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This is a /comfy/ thread. Everyone play nice.

Anyway, to add my pretty worthless opinion; it's a mix of factors. The state is broke and pretty much threw the cops under the bus to keep the black vote. I put the most blame on the leaders for accepting this for so long. Police might not be able to arrest everyone, however there has to be a method to have the community start improving it's self.

I was thinking that we should honestly destroy the housing "projects" in phases. The first is to give low level offenders a chance at a trade in exchange for them living in an "apprenticeship camp". Once out of jail they are hired on to a company as needed. (con't)

>did a bitch call the police because she was tiggered someone asked how fat she was?!?
bitch dun fucked up my train of thought.

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>Male black on the ground shaking with his pants down

>>136199191
>>did a bitch call the police because she was tiggered someone asked how fat she was?!?
kek'd

>>136199191
>I was thinking that we should honestly destroy the housing "projects" in phases.
No this is what spread the niggers out. They used to be concentrated and segregated.

>The first is to give low level offenders a chance at a trade in exchange for them living in an "apprenticeship camp".
This is just giving them more gibs

>Calling the police due to barb wire on the ground.
Yikes this is a new level of laziness.

>>136196311
>weekend in the ghetto
>while it's hot outside

peak nogging hours

>>136199191
The state isn't 'pretty much broke' it is literally against the state constitution to negotiate with public workers unions for downward benefits of any sort, salaries, pensions, health, whatever.

One of the latest bond issues carves out a revenue stream from property tax that can, by law, only go to bondholders (this reduced the yield necessary is why they did it). Ponder that one.

Madigan has fucked you all long, hard and raw and will probably try and foist his shit on the federal government with a bailout. Hopefully Trump swats that shit down and lets Chicago fail. Maybe there are art galleries they can sell like Ford/Detroit?

>>136199625
Lollapalooza weekend too so we can add in that freakshow.

>>136199191
Rooftop snipers

>see gang bangers/etc
>remove them from the realms of the living
>????
>profit

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>>136199761
The Lolla shit was getting good last night, I guess they had to evacuate the park.

>>136199191

Chicago won't be fixed until the niggers leave.

It used to be one of the most beautiful and advanced cities in America until (((diversity))) happened.

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>>136199522
Have you ever been to section 8 housing? Cause I have and I guarantee after walking through 3 houses you'd want every single one knocked to the ground. Hell the way the people living in them treat the houses they'd probably be better off. You haven't seen the glories of "diversity" until you've had to put galoshes on to wade through a basement with a foot of sewage thanks to male black tearing out the copper piping for crack money.

>>136200149
>Have you ever been to section 8 housing?
I have niggers walk up to me and ask if my building is section 8 because it is a condo building which doesnt look like all the shitty apartments around it. I'm fucking surrounded by section 8 in rogers park.

>wade through a basement with a foot of sewage thanks to male black tearing out the copper piping for crack money
You clearly havent either because copper pipe isnt used for sewage, its used for potable water.

>>136199522
Well, the word "destroy" is a very broad term of use here. I really think low level people should be given an option to establish some place else. It's not a totally well thought out plan, but I'm wondering why we catch people then send them back to the same streets/situation. It's a cycle that's not good for anyone.

As for the "gibs", It's done in self interests this time. The country needs labor trades. We should train the "good low levels" to fill the labor shortage caused by Mexicans being deported.

>>136199642
I don't live there, and know nothing about the financial situations beyond a few news headlines. The idea of Chicago failing is interesting. I'm willing to bet trump would "bail them out" but with some pretty heavy and new rules being put in place.

>>136199843
people didn't get to see muse or lorde. the injustice.

>arrest warrants and advisory for people wanted for homicide, extreme caution.

>>136200428
>I really think low level people should be given an option to establish some place else.
No the niggers should be shot. Not repatriated to Africa. Not given even more gibs. Shot and dumped in a mass grave. The final solution is the only solution.

> It's a cycle that's not good for anyone.
Its good for the fucking cops, judges, lawyers and correctional officers whos entire careers are dependent on this. We might as well shoot them too and dump them in to the mass grave with the niggers.

> The country needs labor trades.
If we needed more tradesmen we would import spics who will actually work. And that isnt why Trump was elected.

>fill the labor shortage caused by Mexicans being deported.
No, just let the market handle it and bring trade wages back to their historical level. You sound like some cuckservative boomer jew who wants his lawn taken care of for $20 a week. In which case you can join the niggers, cops and jews in the mass grave

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>>136200394
>I have niggers walk up to me and ask if my building is section 8
So I'll take that as a no

>>136200812
>So I'll take that as a no
I've done urban exploration in Gary and the west side, I've been in plenty of shit holes.

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>>136200798
Okay with that post now I'm positive you're either shilling or just being a contrarian. If you don't like this thread or the things being discussed trigger you just leave, how hard is that.

>anyone who wants to eat at the cool kids table with robert check them out on Facebook, snap chat, etc.
>be a cool kid
hahaha

>someones driveway is on fire
>live power wire down

>>136201039
>things being discussed trigger you just leave
that projection. Let me guess, your boyfriend is a cop and you went to Pride with him.

The only reason these threads even exist is because cops are shitty at their jobs and niggers run wild here. If cops actually bothered to do their jobs, there wouldnt be anything to listen to because all the niggers would either be gud boys 6 feet under, or in nigger university.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Lollapoluza? I don't know anything about your crazy American holidays

>>136201587
its a multi-day music fest

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>>136201587
It's a music fest

>GSW to chest(?)

>>136201587
Music fest full of hookers, booze, and gays

>30yo male unresponsive possibly high

>>136201819

Is Lollapoluza over for the night or does it last really late?

>>136201979
it ends at 10pm.

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>>136201819
>Kidzapalooza
Sweet Jesus, thats a thing?!

>Female caller saying she wants her 13 yo daughter removed
>Dispatch "really"

>blue car sitting in the street and looks out of place, caller is "waiting for it to go down"

>>136202306
>in the alley

>>136202061
So it looks like 10pm is when we'll start to hear about the rioting from people leaving.

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>>136199191
these threads are always the comfiest

>big shocker but dead smell in dumpster was garbage

>roommate is trying to kick her out with her kids (?)
>boing(?)

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>>136194121
sweet baby Jesus, it's time for the best threads on this entire board.

Hope all of you are comfy and in for a long night ahead

>>136201372
>half the country chimps out when a cop kills one of them in a justified shooting
>lesbian judges give minimum sentences for crimes because muh systemic racism

Cops do the best they can, I'd imagine. Also people express in these threads a lot that it's enjoyable to see what real police work is like, and contrast it to the overpaid divas that give speeding tickets with which most of us are familiar in the suburbs. Being a cop in a big city is a dangerous job where you wrangle nogs all day.

>Robert found a gun
>someone under the influence causing a problem
>someone lost an iphone and ID; it was found.
>male whites are throwing garbage cans
>homeless man sleeping in burger king
>dispatch wants fireworks to stop

>Mother biting daughter on her privates.

>her mother is hitting her in her privates

>mother hit her in her privets
Cunt punch from mom....wow.

>female wants to hurt herself, is known cutter and heroin treatment.

>they are beating the dogs
>slapped caller when she called the police

Robert. Get the gun.

>Owners beating their dogs.
>Offender slaps the woman calling the police.

>drunk male on foot Vs pole
>Pole is still the winner.

Is anyone else watching Live PD? It's entertaining as fuck. Problem is they put it in regular communities when clearly it needs to be set in some place like Chiraq or Compton.

>girl on a goat

Did I just hear that?

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>>136199198
>>136203052
>>136203056
>>136203065
is this real life

>>136204565
can we get video confirmation

>>136204565
Sexy.

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>cucked by a goat

CHUPACABRAA

>>136204565
Yes....you did. I don't want to know.

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>>136204565
>>136204832
In honor of this I'm dumping the cinco de mayo cards I found yesterday.

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>>136204965

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>>136204986

>>136202926
Never stop celebrating 4th of July Roberts

>15 y/o daughter who's in a gang broke in stole from everyone and is now back

WTF is this goat stuff bro i literally heard a
>baaaaa

>Dispatch making goat noises
KEK

>15 year old daughter broke into the house and stole stuff
>now she is back and threatening people
>she is in a gang

>Black Male assaulting with a knife.
>Baaa
>>136205217
refer to
>>136204565

I sometimes hear the police computers play a weird noise that I've heard from the Space Cadet pinball game.

Does anyone know what this noise is called?

Here is a sample of it from 0:17-0:19 in this video: https://youtu.be/Zjahf8b1Itc?t=17

CHECK YO MUHFUCKIN KEYS, ROBERTS

>3 shots fired at Merrill (maryl?)

AYEYYYYEEE 3 SHOTS

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>3 Shots Fired
4 shots so far.

>>136205304
Pretty sure they have computers running 2007 cause so many older programs have problems on newer OS's, so it damn well could be they're playing pinball

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Good evening Roberts. Have a bump on me.

>>136205364
>>136205427
>>136205430
>>136205447

Real Robert Hours NOW

>>136205503
No no...I think it plays that sound when they look up a person and they have an active warrant.

>>136205560
Evening Robert, you came at a good time.

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>>136205683
Ahhh, that makes sense.

Get comfy Roberts. Gonna be a good night

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>budlight stage down

time for drunk concert goes to fuck up traffic.

Midnight getting closer. Chimps are getting more active

Wtf I love Robert now.

>>136205913
strange that chimps don't use 10mm, 44 mag, other shit that does more damage on impact.

>>136205913
dat Ruger .22

>car on fire

>car on fire on the exit ramp

>>136206103
>chimps
>agency

>>136206287
thats gun seized = what chimps use

Would love to see the entry/exit wound from a drive by with a 460 or 500 S&W

Pitbull doggo "beat up"

>>136206103
they're hiding their power level
all chimps have an encyclopedic knowledge on ballistics and round penetration. All black babies are born with a reloading manual

>throwing bottles
>animal abuse

>Mexican Male has been beat up and is not looking good.

>people throwing bottles and smoking weed
>first go check out an innocet dog that got beat up
>another doggy lost and needing help

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>>136206224
>>136206229
>and there's no driver at the wheel

>>136206424
niggers don't know how to reload.

>>136206361
There's the couple that used the 50AE for a youtube stunt. How did all of that turn out anyway?

>>136206564
never saw that one, did they end up suffering a bullet wound?

>35 kids running around making noise
chimp pack on the move

>>136206564
>>136206634
Dead beaner I believe.

>30 to 35 kids running around.
At least make sure your welfare benefits remain safe.

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Any other Roberts take the CPD exam in April or any other ones? I got a question on the POWER test if anyone has taken it.

>>136206708
story/video link?

>>136206634
>>136206766

The girl shot the guy with a DE 50AE. He was holding a hardcover encyclopedia for a youtube stunt He died because of 50AE being...well 50AE. Never found out what happen to her.

>>136206844
pretty sure they let her off because of the nature of the incident iirc

>>136206844
did video get taken down?

was there ever anything in the news?

>2 shots
>female hit by car

>shots fired at 5100 Troop
>female hit by a car

>woman hit by a car

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>Shots Fired 2 Shots
6 shots in total.
>Woman hit by a car.

>female bleeding + drunk

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>>136202867
>Cops do the best they can, I'd imagine.
No they dont. I was out at Union Park for May Day and they didnt do shit to the Antifags.

>contrast it to the overpaid divas that give speeding tickets with which most of us are familiar in the suburbs
Chicago is the same way, they've written so many that they ran out of tickets to write:

https://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/2017/07/no-more-tickets.html

>is a dangerous job where you wrangle nogs all day.
Its not, its why they have backup.

>3 shots fired at Union

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>3 Shots Fired
9 Shots in total.

>battery mom and step-daughter fighting
kek

>>136206103
nobody really carries those calibers in general. not just blacks

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>>136207486
>he doesnt have a gun in 40 Super - 10mm's big brother

OOOOOHHHHHHH

FIVE (5)

>stop or im gonna taze you
>five
>four
>three
cuts out damnit

>male hispanic, blue hoody
>count down to being tazed

STOP OR I"M GONNA TAZE YOU!

>>136207588
I believe its called 10mm magnum

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Another one in the Frequent Flyer Club, I laugh every time they say that

Hope that bean eating nigger gets tazed in 3-2-1

>he's in custody
Got em

>GRAB THE GUN

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>>136207688
Its not

>nigglets throwing rocks and bottles into traffic

chimps throwing rocks bottles and other shit into traffic

standard coonery

>group of ten inside an astro van
>may be stolen
>throwing rocks and bottles into traffic

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Not the Astro Van!

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>group of 10 in an Astrovan throwing rocks and bottles

>>136207067
look up the stats, they have been issuing less and less tickets.
the recent decline in activity in general has been because a couple years ago the city caved into pressure from the aclu to make the papers cops had to fill out whenever they made a stop/contact with anyone on the street increase in size like tenfold. this led to cops taking a shitload more time to fill them out in addition to being less inclined to be active. its hard to do your job when your bosses screw you over at any and every turn, its a lot easier to collect a paycheck and stay fetal.

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>>136207662
>One

>weapon recovered

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>>136207588
Are those .40 supers yours? I'm assuming they're for a pistol, what's the recoil like? Do you think they're more accurate than 10mm?

>two male whites with very young girl, white looking suspicious, maybe they kidnapped her.

>>136207823
can you even get barrels for that anymore?

>dispatch just donest know what to say

Listening in California drinking some brews on the back porch and staring at the moon. Best part is being in Pacific time so RRH comes early for me

The lollapalooza crowd should be hitting the streets pretty soon.

>>136208121
Do you think it would be worthwhile to listen to the san fran pd dispatch? I've been looking for other interesting streams.

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>>136207993
>Are those .40 supers yours?
yes

>what's the recoil like
stout

>Do you think they're more accurate than 10mm?
its a pistol, you're not shooting it out to 300 yards. i got it to penetrate level II armor.

>>136208050
Yes, mine was made by EFK Firedragon, other companies make them for glocks. You can find reamers and get pretty much anything chambered in it if you can find barrel blanks. Redding and RCBS make reloading dies.

It actually really fucking pisses me off that they say "Robert" and not "Romeo"

That's all I've got. Have fun

>>136208203
I'm guessing that would mostly be passed out junkies, homeless people, and public sodomy.

>>136208312
>This 100%

>>136208203
It's not, I've tried it. What >>136208312 said, it's mostly boring shit. SF is SJW central so cops aren't allowed to get down and dirty like Robert.

Did they just announce a whole marching band was in the area?
What is this Kill La Kill?

>Commando nig throwing contraband into a yard being chased by someone or... something

>>136194121
>he appeared to be running from someone or something
>or something

bit dramatic. is this a police scanner or a horror film?

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Running from someone or something?

>male in his 40s laying on the ground bleeding from his head

F

>all stages are mostly empty.
>a marching band
>man in his 40's bleeding from the head

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>>136208754
This is Robert.
>Check out the marching band.
>Male on the ground bleeding from his head.

>>136208758
Someone call that person's phone number. Please

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>>136208618
Impromptu parade night I guess

>>136208966
Might be code for wild herd of drunk nigs.

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>male hispanic 250 lbs stealing

captcha: stop calle

>>136194269
>>136197131
>>136197196
>>136197274
>>136197487
Any updates on the Bingo Cards?

>female on the sidewalk bleeding from the face

>female passed out on the sidewalk
>bleeding from the face

>female passed out on street, bleeding from the face.

>nissan murano fled at a high rate of speed
>crashed
>occupants bailed and and ran

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>>136209080

>>136209567
I was waiting for that

>>136206540

>dead flag blues

My man

>>136209567
oooooo

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>>136209569

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from Roberts blog

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>>136209346
I've got plenty! Glad you asked.

'evenin roberts

>>136209346
Also my bad I just realized you probably meant how they're coming along. I didn't start one tonight but I'd be curious if anyone did cause theres been some good stuff tonight.

>>136210171
But who's filling them out?

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>>136210031
There is only one solution.

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>>136209611
>>136209644
Checked
>Fight on school grounds.

>>136210252
>everything in the computer is wrong.
Also, why the duck does shit go down at school at night?

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>>136210338
this seems the better option

>did they just say salt trucks heading out?

>>136208121
Same dude, Friday night /comfy/

>>136210385
People are usually using the basketball courts at night.
>Biker tipped over a few other's bikes (motorcycles?)

18 y/o F getting booted out by mother

>something about puppies
>person in a car lot yelling for help

>there's a problem with pedicabs

>four male blacks in a silver camry waving a knife at people

>>136210171
Nice

>female white trying to throw a brick through the shelter

>Antony not anthony
$50 says he's so black they'll be looking for eyes.

>they were both wearing cubs clothing and bloody

>>136211313
Pronounced "An'nee"

>>136211683
I was only half listening and thought they said Mussolini. I think I've been here too long.

Look away for a second and all I hear is "Mussolini"
What the fuck is going on?

>someone's talking to the puppies

>>136212297
Same but they did fucking say it. Context is unknown as I was half listening too

>male black shot in the lower right leg

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>>136212313
>>136212396
This is it boys. Fascism is back on the menu in Chicago! I love Illinois Nazis!

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...
>check out real robert's hours
>10-15 fighting and breaking windows

Evening, Roberts.

>the nightly call from McDonalds
>male black in a green beanie cap standing in the drivethru arguing with staff
>possible mental

Bump
Roberts and OP, you're both doing god's work out there.

>multiple bricks

>Male Black shot in the lower calf muscle,"Heard shots all day".
I knew approximately 15 reported shots was severely low.

>people arguing in the street
>caller says they did this last week and started shooting each other

>male and female arguing
>they're the only problem on the block
>last week it ended in a shooting

>ginger's friend is threatening her with a crowbar

>>136213454
>no murders yet
its a slow night.

>>136213454
>∆

>offender cut the caller with a butcher knife but caller is refusing help

>female black was threatening caller with a butcher knife

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>>136213815
Two days ago there was 132 shots without 1 fatality it was very disappointing.

>gang disturbance
Bump again
>male black wearing all black

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D R A G R A C E R S

>>136214169
Not really surprising, though. We all know male black doesn't know how to aim.

I need to know what happened last night with male white who was walking a timber wolf.

>gunshot wound to R calf

>>136214573
They merged into male wolf

Holy shit I missed these threads

>they're kicking down the door

>caller says a male pulled out a gun on the complainant and the door is being kicked down

>caller heard the boom of thr rear door being kicked open

>>136207958
Kotor the GOAT

>friend is being jumped on in front of the home on Bishop

>several people trespassing while doing drugs in the hallways

It honestly isn't a party until windows get shot out.

>shots fired, caller says his windows were shot out at 3439 w 39th street (i think)

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A black in the Jew being aggressive. Imagine that.

I don't know what it is but there's a shovel involved.

>foot chase

foot chase

>someone inside the bar is singing too loudly

>>136217562
"Handle appropriately" heh

Its been a hard day off brothers
just finished painting the trim on my house (and replacing a bit of fascia)
got the last of it today though, gpoing to replace my deck is next

anyways got a cold drink, kids are asleep, time for CPD
whats has been happening?

>underage drinking party running wild

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>>136217802
earlier there was

>Male black on the ground shaking with his pants down
>"her mother is hitting her in her privates"
>girl on a goat
>car on fire
>dog(s) getting beat up
>STOP OR IM GOING TO TAZE YOU. FIVE, FOUR, THRE-
>multiple people on the ground bleeding from the head
>female white trying to throw a brick through the shelter
>offender cut the caller with a butcher knife but caller is refusing help

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>>136217933
girl on goat? Just when you thought you'd seen it all!

>dat backlog

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>>136218435
the fire rises

>>136218263
>Baaaa
There was a long and awkward silence until they acted like sheep and went on their way.
>Hispanic "citizen" pointing guns at others.

>four male blacks beat and robbed the cabbie
>male beaner relieving himself i the alley

>male passed out on the lawn

>big gang fight in front of CVS
>4 on 1

>Gang Fight 4 on 1.
I had seen this occur many times within los angeles to the point people were taken out on a stretcher unconscious.

Hehe whacker

>male walking down the street screaming
>his hand is bleeding from punching cars

>>136194121
I'm late, but how's my city treating you, Roberts?

>Car following caller for two hours

>boyfriend was threatening to kill himself
>now he isn't answering the door when caller is trying to retrieve her belongings

>>136220489
F

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>TWO
>TWO SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>bipolar
>PTSD
>depression
>anxiety

Sounds like we've got a real winner here.

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>THREE
>THREE SHOOTING VICTIMS IN THE CAR
>AH AH AH

>>136222043
fudge wtf

>there's a deer that was hit by a vehicle and is still alive

>gunshot victim
>critical condition

Spider spic climbing buildings
How can Robert ever compete?

How's it going cpd? Anything interesting happening tonight?

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Just got home from work. Met a couple Roberts tonight, gave them free coffee. Good lads.

>>136225486
some body got fucked by a goat

>>136218263
>>136217933

>The girl and the goat

It's a restaurant.

>cadillac converter mission

the shity city and the damn goats no one is sure of anything in chiraq now a days

>hotel guest was robbed by a heavyset female black

Somebody get rolled by his hooker?

>no fire
>just some drunk people attempting to cook

>damage to property due to the urine

https://m.soundcloud.com/timeslaverecordings/enzo-van-baelen-night-shift-ts006

This shit feels like it was made for /cpd/.