Argentinian here. Last january I took a month long trip to Europe. I just wanted to share some observations regarding my visit to London.
Dear bongs:
>Your country is overflowing with all sorts of shitkins.
I was expecting to find some nig nogs after my experience in Paris and Rome (understand, as an argentinian man this is a complete oddity) but holy hell the amount of browns! Wheter muslim or indian. Some parts of London were like walking trough Delhi.
>Your food tastes like shit
I know this is an understatement but I just have to bring it up. None "traditional" english meals had shit on Italian and Spanish food. Also, "Fish and Chips"? Seriously? I was completely freezing and your food has no.fucking.calories.
Finally and most important:
>You are living in a fucking police state
The cameras and the amount of cops already makes you feel uneasy. But the worst were the criptic government signs with things like "Have you seen/heard something suspicious" or, and I wish this was a joke, the literal fucking EYE watching you reading something like "wrongful behaviour does not go unnoticed".
I can't believe we lost Las Malvinas to a bunch of national masochists.