Why is Catholicism such a fun religion?

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Sinning is fun til it catches up to you

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>>136187272

>posting graphs with no details about the sampled population

Remind me, what does the Protestant Magisterium say about gay marriage?

catholicism = nigger loving pedophiles
the pope is licking nigger feet
traitors all of you

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>>136187835
It says "pew research center" right on the image
You're welcome to investigate the religious landscape survey and come back with your arguments of it not being representative

>>136188047

I imagine it samples all Catholics. Even "cultural Catholics". You don't really get "cultural Protestants"

And also, it really doesn't matter how a specific geographic subset of the Church "feels" about the issue. The important thing is that the Church Magisterium, which has the final say on Church teaching, very clearly condemns homosexuality.

Now, once again, I ask you to remind me, what does the Protestant Magisterium say about homosexuality.

Because it is the right one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdyb3MnHG5M

>>136188686
There are nominal Christians of every group

I do not claim that this shows Catholic doctrine is pro fag or abortion, only what it says, that a majority of American Catholics are pro same-sex marriage and a plurality are pro-abortion

I don't defend protestantism because I do not consider Baptists Protestant. My convention has passed resolutions against same sex marriage and dissenting pastors are removed, but the authority resides in the local church

>>136189200

>My convention has passed resolutions against same sex marriage

But isn't that letting earthly authhorities interpret the Bible for you?
How naughty.

>>136189518
I'm not sensing that you're interested in understanding my theology so I'm not going to present it

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Transubstantiation is effectively proof of Catholicism's cult-hood.
Jesus died a single time to act as the ultimate scapegoat for sin, but Catholics instead resurrect Him every mass and devour His flesh and drink His blood. Yes, Catholic doctrine does not say the little crackers and wine are a symbol to remind us of Christ's sacrifice, but rather literally His body parts, to be cannibalized. A cult that cannibalizes their supposed savior? Complete denial of the reality in front of them? It sounds like something from a horror B-movie, but that's what their church says they must believe.

>>136189687
>I'm not sensing that you're interested in understanding my theology

You'd be quite right.
Ave Maria.

Catholicism = Paedophilia

>>136189774

You said this yesterday.
And I said that all the early Christians accepted the real presence of Christ in the Eucharist as a matter of faith.

When Paul talked about the Eucharist, he talked as if it had some supernatural significance. He warned followers not to recieve it in a state of unworthiness. Why should it matter if its "just a symbol"

I choose to believe what the Apostles believed. That's all.

why would you be catholic when the catholic church is a bunch of lucifarian child molesters?

serious question

>>136187138
It's hands-on (or tongues-on, depending on how you receive) and engages all the senses.

Sight = beautiful art
Hearing = chant, music
Smell = incense
Taste = wine (sorry, "Precious Blood")
Touch = I don't know, I guess you touch something. Beads?

It also requires you to believe in literal magic, with an ordained magician who can turn bread and wine into body and blood. (You can't see it, you have to pretend, that's what makes it fun.) And it lets you pick and choose amongst a menagerie of tutelary deities, while still calling yourself a monotheist because dulia vs. latria or something like that.

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Catholic here

Benedict is the real pope

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>>136187138
why exactly would you use an Orthodox mural overlayed by a 'Catholicism' banner there kike


you wouldn't try to conflate them to dissuade adherants from Orthodoxy in that twisted mind of yours , would you kike?