hold me, /pol/
https://archive.is/XFRzJ
They should make that illegal so as not to affect the suicide rates.
>>136184289
And they said he wouldn't be able to create jobs. That's something you would have never seen happen under Obama or Hillary.
>>136184289
The left is unbearably fucking pathetic.
I am literally shaking, I need a cuddle to cope.
>>136184289
Holy shit. And the left wonders why people think they're emotionally pathetic children.
I pay my professional cuddlder to dress and act like Trump when he holds me.
>>136184289
Its good Trump is creating jobs. MAGA
Conservatives don't need this, since they have their body-pillows
>>136184289
>>136186526
>>136186733
Hey, my body pillow is for masturbating, not cuddling!
>>136184289
top fucking kek
>>136184501
kek
>>136184289
So you're saying Trump is creating more jobs
>>136189188
Yes.
>https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/one-way-trump-outperforming-presidents-164117261.html
>When you can't find a job
>>136184289
GAAAAAAAAAAAAY
but only slightly more gay than the (((red pilled movie/tv show))) threads on /pol/
>>136184289
>These people unironically want to ignite a civil war by deposing Trump.
Please do it...please, I beg, assassinate him, or something, remove him from office so that we can just fight it out already.
the left is pathetic.
>>136186845
This comic is funny but could have been funnier if the waitress bringing them coffee was black.
>>136184289
Cuddling is seriously beneficial, no joke!
But just get a GF though.....
Let me guess, Los Angeles, San Fran and Jew York. The pussy Numale trinity
>>136184289
because males reject all the female scum now and found their balls again.
funny how the m(99,999%female) media now even wants to blame trump for their miserable failures they call "life" now...
holy shit, every time u think they cannot sink even lower, the just reach another level of deep salty water, lol
can we say: "fem scum" ?
>>136184289
the left is so pathetic, evil and disgusting, they have to PAY for someone to cuddle them
*breathes in furiously* HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA *whipes tear" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OOOOHOHOHOHOHOHH CHCRCHRCHRHCRHCHRHC wheep wheep AHHH AHH AHHH AHHH WELP WELP AIR! AIR! .AHHHAHHAHHH xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PLS STAHP xDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>136184289
>2dudes
>Jobs are being created because of how triggered leftists are over Trump
Mr. President, it's becoming difficult to handle all this winning.
>>136184289
quick somebody get a contagious disease and go to one of these!!
>>136184289
The butthurt feels good m8s
>>136190627
This.
Breeders are fucking disgusting
>>136192042
brilliant, lol
>>136190627