GONSERBATISM DEBUNKED xDDD

Smh White Ppl God Tryna Tell U Sumn
Yall Made A Mistake

>draw any line through the US
>get a different result
pick one

hillary voters are concentrated in big cities

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>>136174766
TWO LIGHT SORCES?

FUCKING TWO?!?

DRUMPFPPFFPPPPPPP

There hasn't been an eclipse like this (visibility fully contained within the US) since 1776.

THE MOON AND THE SUN CONFIRM

1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

>>136175206
This. You cant draw a line coast to coast without a majority of states that voted Trump

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>>136175411
>DOHNALD
>BLUMPF
DKJDKAYSJDUJEPWOCJEBSJFKGKLGLF

I will be travelling south west to view and photograph the eclipse. It should be a good time.

>>136175858
>Blumph
Dana Umpphhhhh

>>136174766
>tfw I live in Seattle and I have to go down to podunk bitch ass Portland to see the eclipse

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>>136176047
Sounds cool m8

>>136174766
>spend months getting hyped and travelling only to see the sun get blocked for literally 2 minutes and 40 seconds
>happens literally every 18 months
People are fucking retarded.

It also would have gone through states Trump lost if Hillary had won.

It would have happened even if we nuked ourselves to obliteration in the 60s.

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>>136174766
>Trump won because majority of states voted for him
>Somehow the solar eclipse goes through more red states than blue
whoa

>>136176558

Does it happen every 18 months in easily accessible locations on land?

How many have you seen in person with minimal expense?

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>>136174766
Thats probably because 97% of the country voted Trump, except a couple cities with really good communist propaganda campaigns. Like New York.

Almost any path the eclipse could conceivably take would cut through mostly red counties. There are many more rural red counties than there are blue cities.

>>136176794
>Does it happen every 18 months in easily accessible locations on land?
Pretty often, although the one from March of 2016 passed mostly through the Pacific Ocean.
I saw one in 2015 from my city.

>How many have you seen in person with minimal expense?
Once, and it was a complete dissapointment.
I don't know what people find so fascinating about the moon blocking sunlight.

>>136174766
This is journalism to them

>>136177308

And the next time an eclipse will pass your location?

Americans haven't had a chance to travel minimally and see an eclipse in about 40 years.

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>>136174766
This is now a september happening thread.

>>136174766
A line through space cuts overwhelmingly through empty places

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>>136176927
>all that blue in my south carolina

Race war fucking NOW

>>136176558
im traveling about 6 hrs to go see it...i dunno man, i imagine itll be pretty neat considering i wont be able to see another for like 8 years and then 30 years after that.

>>136177640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqczaF0KT3Q

>>136177640
Aside from a neat coincidence (virgin mary giving birth in the stars), what is it supposed to represent happening on earth? I can't care about a happening if it's not really a happening

>>136177640
>constillation
average end of the world theory

this does it. Russia hacked the sun, impeach now

>>136176927
>tfw only blue county in Ohio that doesn't have a bunch of niggers

what went wrong?

>>136177592
2024
But again, this isn't the 10th century, we went to the moon and we have a camera taking pics of Saturn all the time, the fact that people are surprised by this is baffling.

>>136177769
It's 160 seconds of sunlight being blocked, that's it.

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>>136175858
GGRRRUMMMPPPFFFF

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>>136177824
The Tribulation.

>>136177971
youre right, ill go ahead and cancel the hotel and kill myself..

thanks bro./*

>>136174766
98% of all counties voted Trump

>>136178268
Your choice, but you'll feel pretty awkward after those 160 seconds and realizing you travelled 6 hours for that.

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>>136175411

>>136174766
I'm pretty sure that's not how a solar eclipse works.

>>136174766
You guys ready for the end?

>>136176927

>Oklahoma does not have a single blue county

I'm a little proud to be honest.

>>136178555
>the beginning

ftfy

>>136178347
prob jus gonna fuck some drippin wet astrological chix

>>136174766
God is winking at Trump supporters.

>>136178914
I wish it was the end. It's not going to get better.

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>>136179296
Not with that attitude faggot.

>>136179832
No, it doesn't matter what we do unless we march. We need to accept that. No more LARPing. Doesn't mean violence, just civil disobedience. I'd say no more taxes but I'd probably be thrown in jail for even suggesting that. We need to band together and act, but no gun battles because then here comes China and Russia and we're fucked anyway.