Preventing knife attacks in the UK

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Assault screwdrivers and tactical Swiss army knives have no place on the streets.

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This is the gayest weapon disposal box ever.

- Do you think they have recovered a single weapon?... it would be fun to see what people put in that thing for giggles.

- Is there a cookie angle here? or did somebody just happen to have some cookie monster clip art on hand?

>>136173075
Ban all knives!!!
The meme is starting to come true!!!!!!!!

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Ironic that the police logo features not one... but 3! deadly weapons.

>>136173075
Hope you guys see that only cowards carry is reverse psychology. They are afraid of people carrying weapons so they call the people that do cowards. Nice Brain washing Europe.

>>136174073
They look like scimitars. Coincidence?

This is a joke right? Cops are trolling for keks, amiright?

>>136173075
>>136173075
>unarmed police calling their own citizens cowards for carrying their own protection
What a retarded country.

>>136174381
The irony kek

>>136174073
SALADIHN

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>>136174667
Have you logged your jog today?

>>136173075
I don't know if it makes more or less of a man but it's better than standing with just a dick in your hand

it's a joke. jesus christ this board is so gullible.

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>>136174582

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>>136173075
ARE YOU CALLING THE COOKIE MONSTER A COWARD FAGGOT?

>>136173075
>only cowards carry

Nobody can possibly believe that right?

If kebabs are minimally smart they could do something really harmful with that bin. I hope someone notices it soon

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oh no what does this mean for us weebs :<

>>136173075
>Broken bottle on the front
I wonder how many people just throw their trash in there.

>>136174977
don't end up in a casket
bin that basket

>>136173075
why defend yourself... becaome a victim today

get your rape map here, just roll over and take it, knee pads optional

>>136174977
What's the point of having unarmed policemen? Civilians are already useless unarmed and they don't get paid for that

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>>136174977
Fucking shit could have been prevented.

>>136173075

I wonder if they have permission to use that.

>>136173075
>http://www.onlycowardscarry.org/
Surely this contemporary music will help convince the young chaps.

>>136173075
>>136173934
>>136174073
>>136174381
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>136173075
Fuck bongs are pathetic.

And here we are in America armed to the fucking teeth, more guns than any other military on earth, estimated 1 trillion rounds of ammo in civilian stockpiles..

And these fuckers have cookie monster amnesty boxes for butter knives... HAHAHAHAHA

The once greatest empire on earth has become a fucking joke and now the country is full of niggers and shitskins raping their children.

YOU DON'T get anymore pathetic than that. Rome 2.0 has fallen.

>>136174792
This is real?

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>>136174359
what did you expect from people who think self defense is a punishable crime

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>>136175535
>estimated 1 trillion rounds of ammo in civilian stockpile
Fuck that makes me feel super patriotic.

t. guy who has a thousand rounds of green tip in his closet

>>136174359
Truly pathetic.

>>136175535
I believe there's still hope

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>>136173075
Well, at least they admit they view you as children now. Well done.

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>>136175676
>estimated 35% of US citizens polled said they would defend their own country

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>>136175290
The only bong post so far and all you are concerned with is if your government has the rights to you cookie monsters likeness on a knife amnesty box?

>>136173075
Brits trying their best to outcuck Sweden for biggest cuck award. I think they might have finally done it.

It's time to come to America brit anons.

Screw drivers and forks? I could get military style knives but they have cooking knives there

>>136174977

that was like an episode of eastenders condensed into a minute.

they are pcso's not real police, the real police are the ones who zap the spaz with the knife.

>>136174992
autism

>>136174792
Fucking poofters...

Its like they are competing with the bongs to see who can be the most pathetic.

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>>136176187
>fake police until the real (unarmed police) show up
Do you know how insane that sounds?

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>>136175258
>What's the point of having unarmed policemen?
dont know. and its even worser with all the muslims immigrants.

is that made out of card board?! So they have an instant party in that box. One night, grab a bunch of friends, everyone gets a weapon! Allah Akbar in deed

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>>136175676
TFW your closet is only stocked with 9mm

>>136176375
Or they could put a bomb inside it. Plain stupid idea

>>136173075
>Only Cowards Carry
So Seal Team 6 and Special Forces are Cowards??!?!

>>136176373
??

C is for cucky

>>136173075
http://www.strawpoll.me/13626191

>>136174792
Are you fucking serious?!?!
Are they retarded that they need helmets when running around???
HAHAHAHA

>>136174073

>3 scimitars

It all makes sense now.

>>136173075
Cant wait until PBS sues them.

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>>136173075
I carry one of these everyday as a useful tool. I'm not going to throw it in your stupid bin if I travel to Bongistan.

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>>136173075

I hate modern British people so much. I don't think anyone on Earth is a despicably cowardly, cucked, or communist.

Wtf happened.

>>136176361
Yes, lol

they are meant for talking to people in the shops and finding info out, they have no power of arrest and very little training in fighting.

they can take your name and perform a citizens arrest, mainly they are there to move annoying chavs and school kids from congregating in public and being a nuisance.

>>136176479
Don't believe the memes 9mm still very effective against the unwashed hordes.

do bongs call cookie monster "biscuit monster?"

>>136176373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn847EKuJ5Q
reality is a lot better

>>136175801
Hope for what? Seriously...

The country is run by fucking morons..

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>>136176722
"If you kill them, they win"

>>136173075
>Preventing Russian invasion in Sweden

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>>136176943

anon askin the real questions

>>136175834
35% of 1 trillion is still 350 billion

That's like 17,000 bullets for every citizen in canada

I think that's enough

>>136173075
I hope a bong just dumbs a whole bunch of bags filled with shit into that.

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>>136173075
>>136174073
>>136174792
>>136174977

Bwahahahahha
Your country is even more pathetic then mine. How does "victory" feel, Winston?

>>136173075
This can't be real.

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>>136177014
Woops

>>136177079
If you feel patriotic about the arbitrarily large amount of ammunition in your country, why aren't you unpatriotic about the fact that less than half of your country wants to defend your country?

Seems a little odd.

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>>136176832
>I don't think anyone on Earth is a despicably cowardly, cucked, or communist.
How will the British people EVER recover from this leaf-based excoriation.

>>136175834
Yea, I'd like to see a poll done on how many of us plan to INVADE Washington DC fully armed if they take Trump out.

Show them fuckers in Washington why we have a second amendment.

>>136173075
>>>136176479
>Don't believe the memes 9mm still very effective against the unwashed hordes.

I have heard stories about it actually killing quite a few people.

>>136175536
No it was a hoax. Funny tho

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>>136174792
Don't forget your helmets when you leave the house, kids.

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>>136176144
nonono NO, the last thing we want is their women here.

>>136177263
>Yea, I'd like to see a poll done on how many of us plan to INVADE Washington DC fully armed if they take Trump out.
About you and three other guys who don't know each other in this role playing hypothetical.

>>136177214
Well, it obviously worked!

>>136176986
"If they rape you, you already won."
t. Traduea

>>136174073
It is a shariah zone after all, you racist

>>136176065
we in Europe have lost hope already. Someone can break into my house and i'll get sued for hurting the guy.

>>136174792
>logyourjob.gov.au
Doesn't exist. Nice one though.

Im happy with our weapons laws desu
Scotland would become a fucking nightmare if we had American style gun laws

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>>136173075
>only cowards carry

>mfw brave enough to be impervious to mortal stab wounds

>>136173075
I was going to carry a knife but cookie monster says I'm a coward. Mind changed. Of course this is aimed at children to rat out their elders and to get them against the idea of defending themselves as they get older.

>>136176826
Carry a 3.5inch folding blade everyday. Mostly use it at the office to cut fruit but always comes in handy for miscellaneous stuff.

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>>136176960
lol british police is a fucking joke

>>136177560
kek

>>136175138
kek

>>136175535
I'm proud to contribute 15,000 rounds just in 5.56 to that count.

>>136176826
Actually that type of knife is legal to carry around
granted its the ONLY type of knife legal to carry around, but still

>>136177560
Man, she's THIC in this picture

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>>136173075
holy fuck its real

>>136177770
>Actually that type of knife is legal to carry around
After the police interrogate you and confirm it's purpose?

Next up, a government campaign to remove door locks and home security systems. They only enrage your assailant more and escalate potential robberies to robbery + murder.

>>136177644
I'd carry one if there wasn't such a high chance of a nigger with a gun inspect me, find it and blow my brains out :(

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>>136176479
My weapon of choice for home protection...
Turn one bad guy to pink mist and your neighbors will kiss your ass.
But my sidearm is a Glock 17... so you're good Anon.

Cookie monster butter knife amnesty box... lol Wow

>>136176943
I would like to know as well... any bongs care to chime in?

>>136176144
We can't just walk in like niggers and your southern neighbours unfortunately, we have to have a long list of BS to get in.
>>136176783
Hahahahaha!!!

>>136178363

Fuck I love guns so much.

>>136177770
I thought knives that lock open, like that Benchmade Griptilian, were illegal?

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>>136177919
>whites demonstrating for disarm theirselfs
meanwhile

>>136178550
bretty good

>>136177770
That's a locking blade though, isn't that no-go?

>>136173075
>Europoors are this cucked and retarded and yet they think they and other braindead globalist shills should be taken seriously

Lol

>>136176187

Anyone armed with a knife needs to be met with a firearm, a taser is insufficient. British cops are a fucking joke.

>>136177418
>leaf
too easy

>>136173075
are those middle eastern swords at the bottom? fucking hell, get me out of here...

>>136177486
>happy with the weapons laws in a place where you need a license to shoot an air rifle in your own garden

Jesus Christ...

Please tell me armoured car employees are armed with pistols.

>>136177223
Because half of them are Liberals and that's why we have such huge stockpiles of ammo.

We don't need all that ammo for politicians.

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>>136178992
And behind that flag lies a leaf I'm willing to bet. Tell me, would a real National Socialist fight and die for a kike shill Trump turned out to be?

Nah, I already know the answer: no. So piss off you larping faggot.

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>>136178609
>No need to defend yourself in modern society - no one needs a knife or gun but shit happens, part and parcel goym

Exactly. Fuck that, good luck disarming me. (((they))) want us to be surrounded by violent sub-human niggers no matter where we go.. im already a criminal by their standards so disarming me will only happen by force.

>>136179308
>Because half of them are Liberals and that's why we have such huge stockpiles of ammo.
That doesn't answer the question. Why feel patriotic about the amount of ammunition and not the amount of people who would fire that ammunition?

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I just made this image about literal cuckolds. Applies equally here.

What kind of complete defective retard gets convinced that it's a good idea to give up your ability to defend yourself?

>EDC is a surefire and an Ti framelock + G19 if reasonable

I'm not a coward, the only thing I'm afraid of is someone who has a rifle, getting mine would take more time

>>136174073
JUST

>>136179137
Of course the people protecting (((bankers))) shekels are armed

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>Bongs so helpless and infantilized by nanny police state, butterknife disposal bins now come plastered with the face of Cookie Monster and reverse psychology so thin, you can read the Lord's Prayer through it

JUST

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>>136178609

>>136177418
See that is the problem with leafs and why they are such cucks, they just dont get it.

Google Athens Tennessee ballots and see what we do when it matters.

Better yet, READ

http://www.constitution.org/mil/tn/batathen.htm

Someone asked

Searching around i find the number %64 used in attacks are kitchen knives and a growing use of fantasy knives and swords especially inspired by the Walking dead and Game of Thrones

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-tens/disturbing-pictures-show-variety-deadly-4177055

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/400554/Massive-custom-knife-found-in-police-amnesty

>>136181463
Let's archive that

>http://mirror co uk/news/top-tens/disturbing-pictures-show-variety-deadly-4177055
https://archive.is/QcFp7

>>136181278
>See that is the problem with leafs and why they are such cucks, they just dont get it.
Not an argument and I don't think you're even understanding what I'm saying.

You could have 2 trillion rounds of ammunition and it still wouldn't matter. Ammo doesn't win rebellion, people do and each year less and less people are less and less willing to exchange their comfortable existence.

Frog in the pot mentality.

>>136176960
>this video may cause distress
Yeah, distress to any British citizens unfortunate enough to stumble upon that video and realize just how incompetent their police are.

>>136181764
I get your point but you don't understand our culture. if you did, you wouldn't have that fuckhead fag as PM giving the Clinton's a quarter BILLION of your tax dollars.

Here, they even made a short movie about what I referenced earlier.

True story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQye33oaqIc

>>136182426
>I get your point but you don't understand our culture
We're not talking about your culture, we're talking about the fact that the amount of ammunition should have a lesser effect on your patriotism in comparison to data showing more than half your country would fly a white flag.

>>136173075
Is... is the Cookie Monster a weapon?

>be british
>need to fix something up
>go down to the store for a screwdriver
>get mugged by muzzie on the way there and give him your shoes
>get to store
>cant buy screwdriver because you need a tool license
>apply for a tool license
>wait 15 days for your license to arrive
>finally get license
>go down to store again
>get screwdriver
>clerk looks at you nervously
>as soon as you walk out the store with your screwdriver, you hear the sound of a crying faggot
>its police sirens
>they tell you to drop your weapon
>show them its just a screwdriver
>"oi m8 its jussa screwdroiva i got me licen-"
>they take it as a threat and start beating you with pillows
>you start to run away
>one of them grabs your tea and smashes it on the ground
>you immediately collapse from shock and surrender
>they take away your screwdriver and tool license
>get sent to prison

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>>136173075
Someone needs to blackout cowards and write free men.

>>136182566
I made no correlation between ammo and patriotism. 1 trillion is just what is believed to be in the civilian stockpile. It was some other anon that made the patriotism comment.

We formed this country with only 3% of the colonists taking up arms against the bongs. We are up to 35% willing to do so now.

Thats over 100 million people willing to take up arms to defend our Constitution. Let that sink in.

>>136184420
>I made no correlation between ammo and patriotism.
An anon you're effectively defending said that and you responded to my post responding to him. Are you retarded?

>We formed this country with only 3% of the colonists taking up arms against the bongs. We are up to 35% willing to do so now.
>Thats over 100 million people willing to take up arms to defend our Constitution. Let that sink in.

That's again, not the argument we're making and is nothing more than a patriotic altitude at this point. Nearly the same percentage of Canadians polled said they'd defend the country from attacks to, yet we're still cucks to you. Make up your mind.

British police is the biggest meme on the planet.

Equally corrupt as the Ukrainian one and 50x more incompetent

>>136173075
>they take it as a threat and start beating you with pillows

hahahaha fuck

here's your (you)
you earned it

>>136174073
Arnt those scimitars? A weapon of the middle east? the weapon of the very people invading england?

>>136174073

D&D manual would call those Falchards

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>>136173934
there have been several cases of RPGs and LMGs being handed in. obviously not from dumbass gangs, more likely old paramilitary members

>>136176373
this is beautiful. women should know their fucking place.

>>136176373
Britain is such a wonderful place, even our rape gangs are perfectly diverse between whites, blacks, men and women.

>>136190695

Or their moms cleaning up

a fucking goverment agency is calling citizens that want to protect themselves "cowards"
How is this acceptable in any situation? at all?
>inb4 the UK bans martial arts

>surrender your screwdriver into the knife bin
lol wut

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>>136194469

Are the Longbow laws still on the books

What if every good English man trained and showed up next time there is a muddy knife spree

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Never bring a baguette to bread knife fight

>>136194629

When Bernard Getz shot the 4 suspected robbers in the NY Subway they had screwdrivers

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>>136173075

In all seriousness something needs to be done to turn these chavs acceptance of violence and love of ever increasing blade size into something good for England before it is to late

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I love my bongbros but damn, y'all need to stand up!

>>136196251
>Star tampon applicator come and take it
Is this another Bond Burger?

>>136177239
How will the British people EVER recover from losing their colonial empire while being colonized by the third world?