Rural and suburban retards

I am driving about 400 miles to some hick coal town in Illinois to watch it. 55K visitors expected in Carbondale, IL.

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>>136155911
The purge begins soon.

>>136158123
>and a virgin shall give a lion a rimjob

>people in small towns don't own smartphones
Just when I thought the WP couldn't be any more out of touch.

Confirmed small towner directly in its path. Already starting to see some tourists. Though its not as if we wont be using our smartphones inatead of looking at the thing anyway.

They're retards for not using smartphones?

>>136155911
I could go and watch it but it's just not worth leaving the city and potentially have to look at or even interact with inbred, subhuman, low-IQ, disgusting, smelly, unevolved rural and suburban retards.

>>136155911
Prepare your anus.

>>136158123
literally the 2 worst zodiac signs. i am worried about september 23rd