What Nazi would have you been ?

Which one wrote that memoir about being hopeless and living a meaningless life until Hitler and the NSDAP came along? Was it Goebbels?

>>136156028
I think so...

>>136155879
Goering, obviously, he's like the only alpha in the entire Nazi leadership

>Hitler - autistic manchild with one testicle
>Himmler - occultist chicken farmer with the posture of a beta
>Goebbels - turboautistic and skinny af
>Eichman - literally a bureocratic nobody, remarkable only because of 'muh holocaust'
meanwhile
>Goering - decorated war hero, one of the best fighter aces of WW1, pimp extrodinare, had a tiger for a pet and snorted more coke than Miami on a friday night

>>136155879
Himmler because I'm Asian.

You would have been Rohm OP

>>136156028
that was goebbels

>>136156191
wtf .

>>136156179
A fa(lph)tty.

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What about Heydrich guys ?

>>136155879
Probably Albert Speer.

>>136156465
why ?

>>136155879
I would be rommel and have a 1v1 against patton in Africa

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>>136156028
that was my man Goebbels!

Hitler caus his moustache was on point

>>136155879
Julius Streicher, the one man who truly understood the Jewish menace and took it upon him (independently from Hitler) to preach the truth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Streicher

>>136155879
Himmler
GAS!

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this one

>>136157730
I cry every time :')

I'm literally Robert Ley

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>>136155879
Otto Carius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nz0qPRxKvU
I just want to be a tanker.

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>>136155879
Based Goebbels

>>136155879
I've always seen myself as Gerbils

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGeHxF0tF4

>>136158463
Repugnant traitor.

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>>136158538
the end makes me cry even more :'(

Dr. Mengele

>>136158972
you are propably the type of guy that follows anyone like the ukrainians who serve jews aslong they can larp as nazis
hitler made somany mistakes/misjugments and suffered from hybris
its about the goals and not the way you do it

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>>136156386
>Riding In Cars With Goys

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>>136159384
>hitler made somany mistakes/misjugments and suffered from hybris
Jewish education

>>136159550
HOTH
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>>136159170
based

>>136159555
>Jewish education
I'm getting sleepy...what day is it? June 5, 1944? Man I feel like I could just sleep the whole next day through about anything (yawns).

>>136155879
Klaus Barbie

in b4 Hess

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>>136159754
I don't want to lead rallies or lead armies. I just want an endless supply of Juden and miscellaneous untermensch to play with in a nice, quiet secluded place. Can I put them back together after taking them apart? Who knows? Who cares? Send in the next batch and try again.

I'm a simple man with simple desires.

Karl Dönitz. Good, loyal Nazi despite what he said post-war (had to cover tracks), tried unfairly, helped save millions Germans from the Bolsheviks. He also told Heinrich "occultist pussy" Himmler to fuck off.

>>136156386
My grand grand uncle was a "friend" of him and even was invited to prag by him qiet often. Heard he was an astonishing person and a great leader

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>>136159555
and here we go

do you really think this cuck painter was great mind ?
that was a us plant, look up Ernst Hanfstaengl

lmao

>>136155879
I would say I'm a mix of Goering and Eichman.
Goering because I'm a soldier and Eichman because I dindu nuffin (holohoax)

>>136160198
Cool you don't like it you can easily leave none is forcing you to come here.
Fucking parasite

>>136160198
Are you laffin your VD sperm laden ass off? Good for you! Jews admit to destroying white race https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA7Ymki71fM

I would have been Eichman

>>136157730

Can you imagine what went through his mind when he saw the german people, his nation become the ultimate nietzschian ubermensch by sole virtue of overcoming all the odds against them.

I grew up learning that he was the greatest liar this world ever seen and that's the reason he was the minister of propaganda, all of that 'blablabla lies repeated many times becomes truth' bullshit attributed to him.
Really makes me think this guy was by far the biggest believer in National Socialism, he believed everything he said, that's why his propaganda was so effective.

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the man himself probably

>>136162766
And, in fact, he was the left-wing of the party.

>>136162875
This picture is so geometric

>>136155879
This is too much like a joo focus group question.

>>136155879
Probably Hitler.

Cartman

>>136155879
Pewdiepie

Churchil !

>>136155879
Earl Turner, you faggot.

Goebbels. He was a propaganda mastermind.

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>>136155879
Literally Hitler

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>>136155879
Roman Andrejewich Rudenko

He senteced the Nazis to death in the Nurnberg trials.

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I don't know, but I have some picture my great grandfather took while stationed in occupied France. And a medal that belonged to my great grandmother if anyone is interested

pic is him

>>136171746
pictures*

>>136160038
Wow! Where is that pic from? It's esoteric national socialism.

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>>136171939
>It's esoteric national socialism.
Once I googled "esoteric hitlerism" and it was the first pic in google images kek.

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>>136155879

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>>136155879
Based Otto because I'm fucking elite.