HAPPENING

>>136150013
>Montreal

literally where

>>136150066
Montreal, Quebec

>>136150013
Wait, what the fuck? This is in the maritimes too? How the hell do half a dozen provinces suddenly lose their cell network? This is like solar flare /x/ tier shit.

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DAY OF THE LEAF HAS BEGUN

WE FUCKING WARNED YOU

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fuck

>>136150013
Then how are you posting, retard?

It's a blackout! Yet somehow I can communicate and have power!

Rangeban Canada.

>>136150013
Get blacked

time to go fishing

>>136150623
>>136150687
OP didn't say internet was down, retards. btw it's a solar flare and global warming is real

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Trump is attacking Canada. Day of the Rake is finally here. We're finally going to end this.

You're about to get your shit pushed in!

>>136150847
Sounds comfy.

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>>136150013
Go suck a labrador off, leaf-faggot

>>136150254
who gives a shit about europe.

>>136150013
mine is fine

>>136150535
>>136151029
>America takes one step towards Canada
>Russia immediately uses the chance to "defend" Canada
>WWIII confirmed

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>>136150013
A communications disruption could mean only one thing....

>>136150013
The sky is falling!

>>136151200
Pic related

>>136150254
kek.. who cares?

>>136150887
Blackout means loss of power, Ching Chong. That's the fucking definition of the word, you useless meat bag.
If no cell service and no power existed, did he make this thread with smoke signals, dog eater?

Rangeban Canada. It will double the iq of this board.

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>THIS IS WHY A HAM RADIO IS IMPORTANT PEOPLE!

Get your fucking Tech at least.

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>>136150013
Where's that, somewhere in Africa?

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>>136151500
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

EAST CANADA DEAD ;-;7

>>136151937
I'm glad P.K. Subban got out in time.

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>>136151887

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We're going to take care of you Leafs once and for all....you're fucking DONE! It begins now!

>>136151796
>Rangeban Canada. It will double the iq of this board.
Doubling zero still equals zero.

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Day Of The Rake is here!

>>136150013
which one is east

>>136152148
To the right.

I WAS WONDERING WHY THE BOARD WAS SO GREAT TODAY

>>136151278
Excuse me, Quebec is an island, but it's part of North America.

Why hasn't the free market fixed this yet?

>>136151111
checked for comfiness

>>136152148
THE ONE TO THE RIGHT OF SANTA.

>>136151278
topkek >>136152259

>>136150013
This could really threaten the Montreal economy.
How are all the prostitutes there supposed to book clients?

>>136150564
Just tweet your emergencies to 911

>>136152209
Thanks anon

>>136150013
Good thing that Montreal literally has pay-phones on every other block. That confused the fuck out of me when I visited.

Let me find out if I care: is Montreal British or French?

>>136152400
Haha. Your ID says PEDO

Kill yourself

>>136152510
French, but alot of English speakers

>>136152555
>555

This means you have to do what he says anon

>>136152038
ONWARD GOYIM SOLDIER
MARCHING OFF FOR SHEKS

>>136151998
And he's comfy with plenty of Listerine for the apocalypse.

>all those us retards hating on based Québec and Acadie
The toxic leaf you know is anglo

as long s the maritimes are okay who cares

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>>136152244
under rated.

>>136152610
Sympathies being delivered your way.

>>136152059
you can't divide and conquer by zero either
this place should not exist

>>136152667
This. Quebec is based as fuck. Ontario sucks mule penis.

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>>136150013
fucking leafs

>>136152400
>pedo in id
>do what the other anon said to do.

>>136152663
I hope the Habs are safe. The only part of Canadian culture worth saving are their NHL and AHL teams.

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>>136150013
Stay safe you crazy Québécois

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>>136152260
There's no free market in Canada, faggot

>>136150013
time for celebration

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>>136150013
Profitez-en, Québec libre, maintenant !

>>136151796
Half the Americans in this thread didn't know Montreal existed, and you think rangebanning Canada will increase this board's iq.

R A K E
A
K
E

>>136152731
Fuck off Jabal. Northern Ontario is fine.

>>136150013
Then how the fuck are you posting if both landlines and phone data are down, you stupid nigger? Do you have satellite internet?

hockey sticks and rakes will clash on the battlefield, ragnarok is upon us lads!

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>>136152808

>>136151437
so you WERE commies all along.

>>136151437
Kek
>cucking like a faggot to daddy Russia
I thought you guys were badass or something.
Fucking pussy leafs.

My local weather radar station is down but I can see a big thunderstorm brewing in the distance. operation HAARP confirmed.

>>136151500
illegal immigration

>>136152912
Better be north of Sudbury then

>>136152912
What does mule benis taste like?

>>136152919
Because B.C, (Vancouver unfortunately) the Praires, and Ontario (Toronto, and Ottawa unfortunately) are still a thing.

>>136152919
Maybe he's not in an infected area and Rogers?

If all of Canada goes down, I'll pour out some Molson Blue for da Canucks.

>>136150887
http://spaceweather.com/
Nope, it's a geomagnetic storm. Will be mostly over by tomorrow. If a solar flare were to erupt right now, we'd probably get a Carrington event

>>136152987
We might as well be. I hate this country some times.

>>136152259
An island?
Did all the fish around it leave?

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Newfie ici

This is really annoying.
Bank machines and debit machines are down too, so it's cash only.

It has to do with fucking Bell.
Incompetent fucks.

>>136153105
Ask your sister Ahmet

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>>136152885
Yall make this stuff right? I think it's the only thing you're known for.

RIP IN PIECES
S

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>>136153179
>Bank machines and debit machines are down too, so it's cash only.

BANK RUN UNDERWAY

>>136150424
>>136150254
>>136150066
They are gassing all the Haitian refugees.

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>>136153189
>>136153105
two turds arguing which has less flies flying around

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>>136152755
Trump negotiated the end of NATO and a cuckolding session at Trudeau's.

>>136153189
my name is khafar

>>136151664
good pic

>>136153317
Nah, that would mean the Canadian Red Cross actually has to go do something.

>>136150013
if only this could happen to melbourne

>>136150013
ANGLO-MONTREALERS UNITE, THE ANGLOS ARE RISING

>>136152885
Know or care.
I keep getting told about this "Canada" but can anyone really prove that it exists?

>>136152799
Canada has greater economic freedom than the U.S. according to Heritage and CATO, eat a dick retard.

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>>136153528
FUCK YOU YOU JEWISH BANKERS GENOCIDING FREAKS
VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE

>>136153364
Your name is TOBY!

You deserve it

>>136153554
I can throw a rock across the River and hit it.

The few times I've been there, they speak a language similar to Future English in "Cloud Atlas."

>>136153528
>not supporting the Germano-Anglo-Franco triple super-aristocrat alliance

Italians and Russians welcomed. Jews are to return to Israel. They can have their strip of land if they promise to give up their nukes.

Does anybody actually know what is going on in Quebec?

>>136153698
I need more proof.
It's become more and more obvious that Canada is a Zionist conspiracy.

>>136150424

Russia

>>136153928
thunderstorms.

>>136153970
how could a thunderstorm be that bad short of a cyclone? south australia lost power for like 8 hours and they were shitposting until the cell towers went out

>>136153970
anglo thunderstorms oppressing the quebecers

>>136153317
CANADA YES!

>>136154074
haha what

>>136153619
Did I say the US has a free market, faggot?

Quick question - do you think Mohammed was a pedophile before he was visited by demons and forced to memorize the verses of the Quran? Or was that a consequence of making a deal with the devil?

Was wondering why I have no service.

>>136153970
>>136154067
>>136154074

Looks like nobody knows what the fuck is going on lol

>>136154067
>>136154074

To be honest all our infrastructure here is quite fragile for some fucking reason. My power used to go out every time it rained heavy before my family moved. I bet they'll have services back within 24 hours.

MY HACKING WORKED!

It's either a major happening or some drunk Newfie hit the wrong pole driving home drunk on screech.

>>136150013
>ALL CELL PHONE SERVICE EAST OF MONTREAL IS DOWN.


Also affecting the East Coast

T-Mobile outage map
http://downdetector.com/status/t-mobile/map/

>>136154279
well i hope so wouldn't want to miss out on great canadian posts.

nothing of value, etc.

>>136150013
Emergency test. Little known fact that cell signals work on 13 or so channels. The public has access to a few, while the rest are strictly government/emergency/military use.

In an actual/factual emergency, the public use ones are commandeered for disaster response and CBRNE "capabilities" in order to keep the public from sapping available bandwidth and spreading info that doesn't get a chance to be filtered through the press.

>>136154415
post a pic please anon

>>136154421
then again, where I moved to is where all the jews live so I that'd explain why the power never fails... AMA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hampstead,_Quebec

>>136154421
don't worry cunt, we're here to save the day

>>136154279
i doubt you're as fragile as south australia. a thunderstorm rolled through, knocked over like 2 transmission lines going to victoria, and blew out the entire state's power network. they made sure to shut down all of their coal power plants too, which made it even worse.

>>136154624
what? 3G is spread across 3 bands i think, and 4G is spread across 10. the base stations start shunting calls in an emergency, but no manipulation of the band allocation is done.

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SINK THE CHINKS
R A C E W A R

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>>136154790

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>>136155180
Really makes me think wtf is going on

WE ARE UNDER A COUP

JETS ARE PASSING BY

>>136155180
thank you kind sir

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TANKS IN 30

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Wait, what? I live in southern Québec and I have been having a hard time sending/receiving texts for the last few hours.

W-what is happening?

EMP.

>>136155795
CBC is reporting Rogers (of all telecomms) is not effected while Bell and Telus are getting things corrected.

>>136153632
we're good thanks i enjoy not being a poor piece of shit

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>>136150013
Seems like that stadium is using too much power for fried chicken and curry sauce.

Its an EMP isnt it

North Korea did it

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>>136152919

>>136152919
>>136152919
>>136152919

OP here. Yes I do have Satellite Internet.

>>136156158
I WOULDN'T POST CONTRAILS ABOVE YOUR HOUSE HERE M8. WE'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE FROM THEM.

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T-Mobile outage

>>136156303
Is he working for Shia?

>>136156303
He's in Canada

>>136156303
I've already determined that aircraft is a USAF KC-10.

Are the leaves getting raked still?

>>136156050

who's a flyover state now haha

>>136150013
I saw a lot of posts on reddit about making some sort of cell phone boycott.

For non-leafs in short Canada has two service providers, Bell and Rogers, and they both suck so people were getting tired of them.

Might be unrelated but who knows

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>Bell is experiencing a major service outage in Atlantic Canada impacting Internet, wireless, TV and landline phone services
>Wireless 911 service is operational

Nova Scotia here, just got my service back

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>>136156155
checked
Yup it's happening

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>AT&T outage affecting services in Asheville, Hendersonville, Waynesville areas

Anglo is falling apart from CIA hacking.

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>>136156303
>Canadian flag
>Original post implies im Maritimer
>smallest provinces in country


> "we'll find out where you live"

>>136155755
The Day of the Rake came sooner than expected

>>136150013
It's just the Bell network that's down

Some idiot in Indiana cut a 36 ct Verizon fiber. So parts of the mid west are being affected.
Which is kind of hilarious.
But it makes me wonder if a large cyber attack is currently underway...

>>136157111
Checked
Leafs get BTFO

>>136157147
bet its a Nork cyber attack

Some guy digging with a backhoe hit a fiber line.

t: backhoe operator

>>136157171
>7171

dang

>>136150013
enjoy the respite from the constant exposure to cancerous radiation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_Canada
>The Bell System had two main companies in the telephone industry in Canada: Bell Canada as a regional operating company (affiliated with AT&T, with an ownership stake of approximately 39%)[23] and Northern Electric as an equipment manufacturer (affiliated with Western Electric, with an ownership stake of approximately 44%).

Bell is also AT&T.

>>136157240
Psh. Yeah right.
The only way they can do a real cyber attack is by running around a wal mart and breaking into the computers using the location ID.
Rather, I'm reminded of the Mash episode 5 o'clock charlie.

The north Korean bombing was some guy in a piper cub throwing tiny bombs every day at 5pm.

>>136157041
Who is this jewess?

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>>136153632
Une Quebec Libre is good for all of us. (Expect for if you want an Anglo Canada Libre, but I want US annexation so LONG LIVE A FREE QUEBEC)

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>north korea emp strike

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>>136150535
LOL.

So is this the purge in real life?
Any of you Canadians going out to purge on these wonderful times?

>>136157495
Alternatively Catalan or Scottish independence can lead to similar things happening. Catalonia is having a vote in October

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalan_independence_referendum,_2017

http://map.norsecorp.com/#/

Looks like someone tries to bring the US down attacks counting fast

>>136154936
>but no manipulation of the band allocation is done.
You are restricted to 911 calls only. The fact that it's never gotten "that bad" (that we know of) doesn't mean the system isn't already in place.

>>136157250
>literally the day of the rake

>>136151437
Nobody would ever want to defend you.

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>>136150013
Were warned.

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>>136157600
I know what's the cause of recent outages.

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Bell and Telus are completely out in Nova Scotia.

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>>136157250
>>136157147


okay mr.anon

Day of the rake has come.

Prepare yourselves, eh

>>136150013
>HAPPENING
Emp rolling

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>>136158160
Is your head up your ass for the warmth?
I specifically said mid west. Last I checked, Nova Scotia ain't in the mid west.

>>136150013
>NO DATA
>NO CALLS
>NO 911
>BLACK OUT

Russian hackers

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>>136157250
they are saying the same thing for the Canadian outage, seems unlikely that this would happen in both spots. it's probably just the PR departments go to for major outages, not to suggest its anything super serious.

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seriously though, how many leafbros consider themselves prepared, if this ironically keeps getting worse and turns out to be the start of an actual total social collapse, permanent grid down, without rule of law S.T.A.L.K.E.R.like new reality?
what are your preps? what are your plans? how likely are you to make it short term and long term?

me:
will survive the initial chaos if I am able to safely bug in a weather the riots, crime and starvation and exodus (live in a massive libshit city that will get fubar fast without govt services and food trucks, but have no place to bug out to)

if my place is still standing a few months to half a year in, then I'll come out of hiding when my supplies run short and try to make it to the country, where hopefully the hordes have already been repelled by farmer communities and have starved off and I can barter some of my skills and supplies for a place in a viable community of survivors.

short term, I'm ok
long-term, I'm pretty fucked, but I dare to hope nonetheless

>>136158025
Already made a post saying I'm from Nova Scotia and I have my service back.

did niagra falls stop during the blackout?

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>>136150013
i dont have a cell phone

>>136158835

yeh but they activated the atoms again and it works now

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>>136158624
>deposits 500 trillion digital money on Rotschild's account while goys are fixing the lines

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>>136151500
Invasion. (*Roger, Roger* in the distance)

>>136150564
>to clarify
>911 is not down
>the lines people use are down
I guess 911 twitter team has their autism quota filled

>>136158868

fuck the stupid fat bitch fucking with the cat.

Day of RAKE let the purge begin

>>136151853
>get license
>obey the state
>because the state owns frequencies
>get license, lick state boots
retarded statist bootlicker

>>136156050
>>136155180
Don't they look like this daily? I've seen outage threads here where the map is way more red than that, and nothing was actually happening...as always.

>>136150013
What is this leaf flag?
Is it even a country?

My satellite phone didn't work all day. WTF is going on?

>>136150013
East link is not affected

>>136158160
T-that's a long walk you have ahead of you.

>>136159634
Oh the Iridium constellation doesn't keep a good coverage of Niger. Mostly because all the niggers don't have sat phones.

>>136159634
pay your bills, Pajeet

Canada confirmed superpower by 2020

>>136156050
Verizon carrier in the tri-state area of New Jersey here. I've got full 4G and full bars.

>>136160876
4G? So in otherwords practically non functional :o
HAPPENING

>>136151500
lol

>>136160381
Actual the guy is literally a niger

>>136152148
its always opposite the sun

>>136152788
>Montreal Canadiens
>Worth saving
this one has no idea

>>136160547
Canada already superpower

>>136161352
The Habs are the "Detroit Lions" of the NHL. Worth saving only because of their history.

>>136159330
Or don't, you don't need a license during an emergency. Of course, you need a license to hone in on your ability to transmit a message over incredibly long distances.

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>206 posts
>116 posters
>no links

good job guys

>>136152731
>based
Shut the fuck up retard. You have zero idea! Fuckin kys and send me the ashes so I can piss on em, spit on em and shove the remanents up a frogs ass.Fuck!

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Throwing this in if it would clear up things a bit.

>>136162630
oh fug, the apocalypsefags were right.

>>136153252
Ahh yeah, the "old bay" of Canada

>>136162630
nice link, stupid fucking Arab

Nothing on Reuters or BBC

THE MILITARY IS DOING A COUP, FUCKING YEEEEEEES!

>>136162039
This

>>136162745
ohhh fuggg

>>136162934
we have google

>>136151278
Keked heartily, thank you.

>>136163195
go ahead and google it. idiot

>>136162630
Good shit.
In the future, include a link.
Here's a non archived link:
https://www.spaceweatherlive.com/

>>136163462
i did

I WITNESSED THE BRIGHT FLASH IN THE SKY OVER THR ATLANTIC OCEAN ABOUT 50KM OUT. WTF IS GOING ON???? EMP???

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>>136162860
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder why.

Maybe its because of amateurs looking at real-time data, you silly fucking cunt.

Get cucked leaf fags

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>>136150013
DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE

>>136163462
go ahead and tell him to google it by googling it, and while you're at it google how to fuck yourself in your own ass you fucking google faggot

>>136162860
>A bunch of cell phones not working in Canada.
>Going to show on on Reuters
WEWEWEW

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>>136163557
A white bright flash you say?

Just read this...

>>136152731
You have no idea what you're going on about. Only bastion left in Canada is Alberta.

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Who knew that the day of the rake would be inaugurated by a fucking geomagnetic storm?
https://www.spaceweatherlive.com/

>>136163712
a regional black out like this:>>136158160

would definitely hit the cycle

>>136163896
>Not a Saskatooner.

According to the CRTC Twitter the outage has actually been over for the last half an hour.

>>136150535
>Day of the leaf.

CHAOS IS A LADDER

>>136150013
Attention, New Russian Citizen! For your own safety remain home and wait for directions from the new governance officials visiting you soon.

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Dozens of Military Aircraft have taken to the skies in the last 15 minutes

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Too bad this didn't happen during winter...

>>136164601
Holy shit muzzies just dragged my neighbor out of his car and dragged him off
Wtf do I do

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RCMP released this photo of the person responsible for the outage.

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>>136150013

Nova Scotia reporting. Folks are losing their minds over here.

I've got an unopened 2-4 and some fresh mackerel ready for frying. No worries in this neck of the woods.

>>136152244
Donald Trump is making /pol/ great again by enacting the Day of The Rake. Fucking BASED.

>>136150535
Day of the rake you cunt

>>136151853
>this

>>136152755
>If you let your enemies fuck your wife, then you win.
What did he mean by this?

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It's been confirmed. The Bog has shut down Leaf land

>>136163557
>a killing bolt will shine but not kill

All the drives in my computer became active when I searched this in google its fucking happening.

>>136151853
Is that Nightwatch?

>>136164601
ADS-B has two flights squaking 7700 (Emergency).

N965SW (Skywest, coming in for a landing) and C-GOGN (Westjet) sitting at 38,000 ft.

>>136165163
Yup.

>>136163557
>Kim EMPED the leafs to make /pol/ great again
Based Kim.

>>136165238
what does this mean

>>136165388
Is it airborne? I don't see it on ADS. there are 2 E6s up and Constant Phoenix was flying earlier

>>136165669
7700 is an Emergency code meaning something is wrong.

>>136165755
something wrong with what kind of plane?

>my country becomes relevant only when bad things happen for shitposting purposes
Such is the canadian condition

>>136165724
I just posted the pic for an attention grabber. There's only 2 working Nightwatch right now, the other two were heavily damaged in a tornado in May so the 2 good ones only go up when they absolutely need to (or to fly Mattis someplace or shadow AF1 if the President is more than 4 hours from Washington).

>>136164831
>unopened 2-4
well get at it bud

>>136165755
holy fucking shit you're right
it's happening possibly, but definitely happening for those 2 flights

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>>136166038

The missus and I are 2 deep as of now; a right fine evening lays ahead.

>>136164831
>2-4
What is wrong with you? It's a 24 of beer. I know East Enders are inbred but you are a special kind of retard.

>>136152259
Correct

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>tfw kept joking about meming another Carrington Event for the past few weeks on /pol/
>tfw the potential for it happening now feels like much less of a joke than I thought
p..please Lord Kek.. I was just kidding.. I'm not ready for the Mad Max world..
>leafed up/10

>>136166724
CARRINGTON EVENT IMMINENT, CHECK 'EM

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>tfw bullied for being a HAM autist
>tfw not helping any normies if this ever happens around me

>>136166796
fuck

>>136151278
This.

I wish all you non-Americans would go back to /int/.

>>136166367

Are you losing sleep over a hyphen?

Christ, bud.

>>136153116
ill pour that shit out everyday regardless.. Canada Sucks

>>136166159
Nah. Its fucking happening

>>136166796
I want Kessler syndrome!

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>>136166796
*phew*
>Neo Dark Age averted for a little longer
thank you, based Kek
time to go buy a couple of bags of rice and fill the bathtub for extra water supply

>>136166796
you didn't get digits because it's going to be worse than the carrington event

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>>136167208
911x10 Super 9/11

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>>136150013
Now is your chance to kick out the kikes, chinks, and mudslimes

>>136165238
Where you getting your info from?

>>136165724

How do you know this shit? You put me in a wiki/YT rabbit hole fucker.

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>>136153654
KUNTE KINTE!

My guess is some mouth breather jacking off to moose porn while drinking his maple syrup smoothie dug up a fiber main in the area.

>>136163659
is dat from a movie?

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watching the news for the past few weeks:
>DOW and TSX are continuously going up all the time
>Canadian unemployment is lowest since 2008, great US unemployment numbers as well
>USD is strong as ever, the CAD is on a steady rise
it's like they want the collapse to be a sudden surprise and not an inevitability
>remember, everything was going so great, but then something unexpected happened and that's why everything collapsed, not because we've been on this trajectory for decades
le black swan narrative, fukkkk

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS REAL!!!

>>136168068
>USD is strong as ever
actually it is extremely fucking weak rn

>>136165755
i guess the first plane has landed, but the second still en route to Toronto seemingly being escorted by canada air force?

>>136164753
Rescue your father from the underworld.

>>136153317
Dont forget the Hondurans and El-Salvdorians. They sall them Salvadorians on CBC, to hide that they are the same people behind MS-13.

>>136167618
Also 1 or 2 C-32Bs in the air right now
>Boeing C-32B passenger jet aircraft, providing global airlift for U.S. government crisis response activities. These may include U.S. State Department Foreign Emergency Support Teams (FEST), which deploy in response to terrorism incidents around the world. They may also fly in support of CIA Special Activities.

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>>136158511
Checked

Day of the rake niggers all die tonight we dine in darkness

>>136150830
He satellite called his Bull ficking his wife back home, asshole... dont be a smartass...

>>136151437
Godamn your a faggot, if USA took one step at us we would be so happy and welcome our neighbors to the south and kill some commies in Ottowa together.

>>136168068
Last time they pounded the words recession into our heads for months before shit got real, and it got real only when someone pulled billions of dollars off the market in 1 day.

>>136168329
well, yeah and our unemployment numbers are contorted and cooked as fuck, nobody with any intelligence would actually believe them

I mean that the story is that everything is super great and getting better, so the collapse will be the fault of some unpredictable external problem

>no honey, we didn't run out of fuel in the middle of the fores; remember, everything was going great, but there was this animal that jumped out into the road that you didn't see, and that's why I swerved and crashed the car. that's the reason we're walking now.

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next to the plane stating emergency

>>136150013
Aww thats so sad, looks like you cant call achmed to come and fuck your wife

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>>136151278

>>136168627
Ya, but where are you getting your info about what is currently in the air? Is there some /x/ tier chem trail tracker?

>>136167512
>then you'll all be sorry
>sorry
Don't you mean 'soory'?

>>136150013
southshore masterrace

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>>136169435
>>136167512
He doesnt mean Canada.

He means "Canada"

>>136157147
This shit happens all the time. There was a fire earlier this week that took down a huge part of Comcast customers on the East Coast. It was fixed in a few hours. It happens.

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FUCKING NIGHTWATCH IS UP BOYS

>>136167810
>maple syrup smoothie
>not dog semen and maple syrup smoothie
so close but yet so far removed from the reality

Solarham confirms magnetic storm and some weird coronal shit going on

>>136169782
What does this mean?

did they cancel some flights?

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>>136169917
could it be...

>>136169965
Its basically 'the happening plane'

>>136169709
Seems to be a whole lot of fires lately. Seems to be impacting some important economic and infrastructural zones. Doesnt seem random.

Canada - is a big country. lots of open space with not many eyes between. Lots of combustible material. In guerilla warfare, you are told to use your environment. In the US counter insurgency manual, and in the accidental guerilla - both works writing about fighting insurgencies - they talk about the strategies the Taliban etc used, and how the mountains were like funnels, perfect for ambush. How if US soliders were seen entering the valley, the people knew they would have to return back, the same way they came, and could set up an ambush. They used the terrain to their advantage, and set up a doctrine which allowed them to effectively combat their enemy.

In Canada, we could expect to see people wage economic warfare by targeting the vast amount of assets, spread out, with no defenses. WE COULD ALSO expect the government to pretend nothing was happening at all, and to pretend it was all just lighting and accidental human set fires. 15 every day. In patches. For months.

Kinda funny how right after the environmental commies get into power, the whole state goes up in flames too.

Where is this mad plane going? They wouldn't put them in a hold with an emergency would they?

>>136150066
One of north Americas oldest cities and Canada's second largest. Dumbass.

>>136169782
what site?

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>>136169661
>when your immigration minister is an actual Somalian refugee
not even a proper immigrant, who did independent immigration and got in though the merit based point system, with check of qualifications and potential to contribute to the country, financial checks, interview, cultural and historical test and language test -- a fucking you-flushed-your-country-down-the-tolilet-so-please-come-in-and-be-in-charge-of-ours unvetted refugee!
>AY EM DEE MINISTAH NAO!!!

JUST
U
S
T

>>136170219
the PLANE truth will be unveiled at last!

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>>136150013
day of the rake, finally

It's a hold. They absolute

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>>136170248
If youre a Canadian National Socialist, you should proabably read that post.

>>136170285
https://global.adsbexchange.com/VirtualRadar/desktop.html

>>136170219

how many times per week does it fly?

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Not happening

>>136168963
The westjet flight is just doing circles now, I see no military plane nearby?

>>136170977
It doesnt

They are leaving the hold. I repeat leaving the hold.