HAPPENING... SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE MAKES 10 PEOPLE VOMIT AT KANSAS

>>136144081
>ITS BUILDING!!!
tfw you get too excited

Its the ark of the covenant!

>>136144081
Well, to be fair, insane taxation of income makes most sane people vomit.

hello government your delivery from punjabi patel's has arrived that will be $36.99 plus tip

>>136144081
>tfw you get too excited

They should have sent 100 packets to 100 jews.

Its nothing. Its a waste of time to go after low level gov monkeys.

My buddy saw it all, says it's very disturbing

>irs
Probably a lolbertarian.

>>136144285
Can confirm, I'm the buddy

too much hot sauce in da chitlins dey be servin up in da cafturria

>>136144285
I saw your buddy see it all and let me tell you, he looked disturbed.

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>>136144081
FUG

IBS HABBENIN!


DHEY TOLD US IT WOULB HABBEN LAST NIGHT!


IDS MY TOWN FUG ;DD

>package makes 10 people vomit
Was it a picture of Soros?

News yesterday of NK saying they had surprise packages for US mainland. They also displayed their Chem expertise with VX hit on half brother.

>>136144227
Came to post this.

Rolling for anthrax.

>>136144475
hillarys vagina

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Finally a happening in my neck of the woods and it's some retard who took a shit in a box.
>am disappoint

Box of poo sent by some laid off hib worker

>>136144081
rollin for ebola

>>136144203
underated

>>136144285
>tfw my buddy listens to Disturbed

>>136144081
Anthrax or Madcow
Great
Good thing I'm not the one who'll have to clean that shit uo

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I'm about to drive right past that building on my way to work. Digits confirm wat do

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>>136144181

>>136144700
Lick the floor there maybe the toilet too if you're feeling lucky
They you'll get to call in sick for work for a long time

i heard it was bagged diarrhea and the sender was from 1600 pennsylvania avenue

>>136144700
Vomit

>>136144640
>Madcow
lol thats not how madcow works but i like it

>>136144181
Some random wizard just forget it there?

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>>136144181
kek

>>136144700
Take pictures and yell out "take that whitey! Cracker ass bitches"

>>136144819
Could be super aids also

Let be Anthrax roll and bump !!

>>136144081
>Hates taxation/the west
>Bio-warfares some wage slaves in the exact same boat as you
>That'll show the ebil goobermint
God I hate libertarians.

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>>136144181
gonna go watch now

>>136144285
My uncle works for Nintendo and also confirms this.

>>136144081
>The building is located at 333 W Pershing Road.
Those troubling triple numbers could mean evil's a foot.

>>136144081
Just a letter from india

>>136144081
>suspicious package
>vomit
perhaps it is something radioactive. anyone too close would start to get radiation sickness, feel dizzy and throw up. wouldnt even have to touch it.

>>136144081
Was it a bag of Arby's?

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>>136144931
Anybody who supports big governments or worse, works for them, supports and enables theft and violence against you.
IRS WORKERS SUPPORT YOU GETTING SHOT

>>136144081
>Suspicious package sent to the IRS building in Kansas City makes 10 people violently ill and VOMIT.

MMmmmm I love Chipotle

>>136145009
How many goddamn "33"s have to show up during these kinds of shitty (((events))).

>>136145009
>333
>33
those are masonic numbers
that means this is some sort of message to the illuminati and is therefore fakenews
>banker jumps out of 33rd floor window of bank in Londonistan
Buttshit, he was pushed

>>136145164
Someone probably ordered pineapple pizza but left it there.

>>136144700
Moon the building as you drive past

>>136145116
Does rad poisoning happen that quickly though?

>>136144475
This is a Twitter-tier post.

>>136144390
>>136144426

Hey man! Get outta there!

>>136144700
set it on fire

bumping for Adamsite as chemical agent.

>>136145247
An assault rifle that discharges radiation at a specific target(s) without anyone noticing?

>>136144700
Go up and ask what happened in nothing but a Speedo, bonus points if you land a news tv interview where you describe what you heard.

>>136144227
This

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>>136144495
Ice bear thinks you have a good point.

>>136145489
I would have totally done it. 1 off

It must have contained vegetables

>>136144495
If that's true, what in the fuck are they thinking? We would wipe them off the face of the earth before they could even realize what had happened.

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>>136144081

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>>136145247
It can man but usually not. If it was that radioactive it would have caused the truck carrying it to be so contaminated anyone who went near it would fall over.

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>>136145656
He has a fucking point.
>He has a fucking point.
>TFW its DPRK.

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>>136144700
Go stand outside
stick your finger up towards the air at shoulder hight
look upwards

Do that for ten minutes

>>136144081
Anons. missing the point , ((( IRS ))) building.
Congress on Va-cay , perfect time for KAHOS.
" In this episode of Give Up Your Freedom , the Team of Hero Gub-Mint wonks discovers that the evil /pol/ - chans did the deed , so we must censor them. ( for the childrens )

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>>136145803

Didnt the norks say there will be gifts

Are we bringing back EBOLA-CHAN?

>>136145910
Eh, I'm not so sure - we've had anthrax/ricin scares in the past.

>>136144081
Did someone say 'Gas the jews.'?

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>>136145247
most likely not it takes a lot to get 2 siverts that quick they would have to sit next to the package for a day or 2, its probably a chemical agent.

>>136144700
Fuck if I know. Do something fast though.

>>136144081

>some people puke

Is this the end?

>>136146181
Yep, that's what I thought. If it's real and not (((fake))) news I would definitely guess chem.

>>136145489
this, only this.

>>136146119
this makes me happy

THANK YOU BEST KOREA

>>136144700
put it in the bum bum

Radiation went missing from Mexico a few days ago cant find some sources though.

>>136144227
>plus tip
I've always wondered about this.
Americans only pay tips, not tips on tips? To cover taxes etc?

>>136146119
>>136146310
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEOaCra2lDA

>>136145656
You can't invade north korea, your obly hope would be nukes and you'd engage NK MAD protocols+China and probably Russia retaliation.
No first use.

>>136144700
>>136146222
ask if you can have your package back

>>136145285

Sweetie, jewtube-tier at most.

>>136146542
KEK'ed Do it anon. >>136146222

>Send pocket constitutions to IRS

>everyone starts throwing up

>>136145803
Of course it is.

In 2000, there were 7 countries without a Rothschild controlled central bank: Afghanistan, Iraq, Sudan, Libya, Cuba, North Korea, and Iran.

Now only three countries remain: Cuba, North Korea, Iran.

How convenient that we would have an excuse to go 'give them some of our democracy.'

This is WMD's part 2.

>>136146520
>what are cruise missiles
North Korea is land bridge, surrounded by water on two sides. Do they even have a navy?

>>136144081
Tax returns already?

>>136146454
is this it? http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/04/25/truck-carrying-radioactive-material-stolen-in-mexico-9-states-on-high-alert.html

>>136145244
Pineapple pizza sounds really tastey right now.

>>136144700
Huff some jenkem and run around the outside of the building in the nude.

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>>136144203
>get $3000 bonus
>$1300 after taxes

>>136144081
Gee Whizz guise , take a look a jewgle earth. Right next door is a WW 1 memorial, complete with all your favorite symbols and trappings.
( WW 1 was the first major use of Chem. warfare too )

here is a some video you lazy fucks
https://youtu.be/_RgPZJozXgQ

>>136146181
>>136145714
good points. ive just been playing fallout too much

Kim you stupid son of a bitch!

>>136146808
>not having a boss that pays you bonuses under the table.

>>136146273
Ya but i dont think its real because im not seeing it anywhere else but if i could take a guess its probably a vomiting agent so Adamsite, Diphenylchloroarsine or Diphenylcyanoarsine

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Was it a package of vegetables?

>>136146808
dont fuckin remind me. thats happened to me twice.

thats not the worst though, one time I got a $100 spot award at my old job. Check after taxes was $67.

>>136146725
I see what your saying about Iran, and Cuba. But when it comes to the DPRK they have a long history of being personality cult driven lunatics brother. Its VERY possible they acted on their own and this is much worse than the news media there is showing it to be.

>>136144700

your own digits say to drive past it

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>>136146963
oh god thats probably what it was

>>136146520
>NK
>MAD

LMAO no sweaty. If we nuke NK nobody would do shit.

>>136146735
Surrounded by mountains.
There is a reason a bunch of poorly equipped chinks dying of cold and hunger with 19th century muskets beat the west in a frontline war.
Same with Afghanistan and Vietnam.

>>136144081
CHECK IT WITH A GEIGER METER

>>136146454
that was months ago. Unless it happened a THIRD time. From the same place. And each time has never been solved

>>136146963
>>136147025
I put lettuce and sometimes tomato on my burgers you assholes.

>>136144505
Anthrax doesn't do that does it? Sounds more like VX Nerve agent.

>>136146742
There was report of stuff taken from an engineering lab in Mexico. And 3 weeks ago saw article said ' AL-CIA-DUH missed chances to steal materials, basically telling people what to steal.....

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>>136146886

>gas leak

>>136145176

Because your post on the reddit didn't get enough attention

>IRS
>Violently ill and vomit
bet it was a crucifix

>>136146938
I'd rather not have my employer fucked by the IRS and have to cut staff. Too big and not big enough to get away with tax evasion.

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>>136146886
nice

>>136147064
My point is, why the fuck would you invade? We have a navy. And an air force. I don't think NK has either desu.

>>136147096
That or highly radioactive material.

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>>136147078
>1 measly lettuce leaf
>2 tomato SLICES
damn you sure showed us

Sooooooo.....
What is it?

>>136144700
Scream Allahu Akhbar out your window as you drive by. Live stream it.

>>136145116
>>136145247
30 minutes I think

>>136144931
Why do you assume libertarians hate the west?

>>136144081
I'm about to go to Kansas City.

AMA

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>>136147214
Cows eat grass. Buns are made of wheat. I even saw a burger that had an onion ring on it once.

>>136146222
>>136147222
That is what I was going to say, but I figured Anon would be a little bitch about it.
Now we'll see.
>checked

>>136146058
Packages was their exact terminology

>>136147188
Both would be useless and a massive money pit.
North Korea is full of shelters and your Navy would just sit there.
Wew lad you leveled a couple commie blocks and an electric grid how will this agrarian population survive without mass transit and electricity.

It's obviously nerve gas

>>136144081
Based Kansanians killing off the tyrants.

god speed

>>136144081
What was in it anon? A picture of your face?

>>136147417
That checkmate is impossible to achieve.

>>136144081
>suspicious package
>happening

>>136144081
>Did you pay your fucking taxes /pol/???

It's fucking August nigger, people pay their taxes in April, go work for a living, you'll learn these details.

>>136144285
My uncle works inside your buddie's Nintendo. He says this is true

>>136147096
No I don't think its any nerve agents (if it was vx they would be having spasms and would be dead by now) its most likely a vomiting agent

>>136144785
Holy fuck

>>136147288
it depends heavily on what material it is. like the other anon said, if it was something highly radioactive, then the truck and everyone involved in delivering it would be affected too. and i havent seen anything indicating that

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>>136146963
thats not soviet union

Anyone remember they said a happening would be at 11:00 am Eastern time today?

Thread was last night

>>136147517
Kansas City is in Missouri

>>136145247
Yes. Read up on elephant foot, from charnobyl.
>During one such research trip, their equipment registered levels of radiation so high that it would kill anyone who got too close for more than a few second.
>The Elephant’s Foot is so deadly that spending only 30 seconds near it will result in dizziness and fatigue. Two minutes near it and your cells will begin to hemorrhage. By the time you hit the five-minute mark, you’re a goner.

>>136147182
> too big
> just hand your employee 3k in cash.

Pick one

>>136144081
My package makes people puke too.

>>136147835
Kek

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>>136144081
>collect the tax
>suffer the anthrax
Debt: PAYED

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>>136144518
fucking hell

Could have been something like diphenylchlorarsine

>Pissing off the IRS
There is one thing you do not fucking do, no matter how much power you have, and that is not to piss off the IRS.

>>136147867
KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRdYXr8QpCM

>>136147719
That was a giant lump or radioactive material the size of a room. We're talking about something that can fit in a box, allegedly.

>>136144227
Came to this post

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I just got a weird package. Let me just open it and, oh shi-

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pic of potential suspect

>>136144081
>leave puke pills out in the open
>niggers eat them because they want to get high
>media reports it as terrorism

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>>136147867

>>136147549
not really

>>136147769
>hand two thousand employees 3k in cash
>they all deposit 3k cash
>just a coincidence tax man

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Kim jong-un did promise us "gift packages" yesterday.

working at the irs. opening any packages. it's like they want the anthrax.

>>136146460
We have an IRS form just for tips.

>>136144518
>no reports of suicide
I think we have been spared this calamity.

>>136147222
thank you Kek

>>136147222
This.

>>136147769
Now the IRS would be asking the employer where that $3k went - how was it accounted for?

>>136144495
>NK gets nuked because they gave 10 IRS employees diarrhea

Let it be so.

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>>136148218
best korea strikes again

>>136148182
pls explain how?

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>>136146507

>Puts on tin foil hat

How can we be sure this isn't a false flag?

The GLP in me says false flag.

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>>136148218
>>136148567

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Sounds a lot like carbon monoxide poisoning

>>136144700
Vomit and yell "IT'S IN THE AIR, DON'T BREATH"

>>136144227
>hello government your delivery from punjabi patel's has arrived that will be $36.99 plus tip
Plus jiza

I live within 15 minutes of the Federal Reserve Building There.

I would go see it, but I'm currently at my 9-9.

>>136148877
It's probably pressurized North Korean farts. Millions of North Korean farts released all at once when the box was opened.

There's your surprise package.

>>136148877
Could have also been cyanide. Similar effects on the body.

>>136147078
Fug :DDD

>Police are trying to figure out the best way to open the package to see what’s inside. It has an odor of ammonia, but no powder or any other substance on the outside.
>Ammonia

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>>136148718
>GLP

You have to go back

>>136147165
Under R8ed

>OY VEY that smelly package made us all so sick we'll need a week off paid!

>foreigners not knowing American government workers

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>>136149155
Holy shit, did the feds get Zyklon'd?

>>136147835
Nice ;)

>>136149195
>Ammonia

Someone angry about IRS putting them in prison for money laundering?

>>136148132
He can't!

>>136149267
If they did someone did a shit job. But according to >>136149195 it smells like ammonia. Looking into possible chemical weapons that smell like ammonia.

>>136149432
keep us posted

>>136146460
We have to pay infinitely compounding tips. Every purchase involves multiple fractals

HOLY SHIT I WORK THERE AND THERE ARE GHOSTS AND SHIT POPPIN' OUT OF THAT PACKAGE NOGGAA!!!

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>>136149432
>>136149195
POO POO PEE PEE

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whos this freak?

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>>136149266
this

>>136149346
it's a bucket of stale piss

>>136149481
I'm not finding anything. Most chemical weapons are phosphates, they wouldn't cause an ammonia like smell. Maybe the package was rigged to mic bleach and ammonia when opened?

>>136149266

exactly

>>136148474

Lots of ways to move money around, leaf. It's as American as apple pig.

It's airborne

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Tests confirm package contains binary liquid explosive, it's really neat stuff!

>>>/r9k/38839818

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>>136149900
AIRBORNE

>Did you pay your fucking taxes /pol/???
what did he mean by this

>>136144081
>be IRS agent
>stay out too late drinking
>vomit on the sidewalk outside of work
>boss is right fucking there
>"uuhhh that package is leaking fumes"
>CALL 911!

>>136148610
400 possible board setups exist, and that setup exits thus its entirely possible, however the total possible games is too huge, maybe you should just fucking google it.

>>136149900 (check)
>>136150012

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/07/25/american-airlines-crew-taken-to-hospital-after-odor-makes-them-sick.html

http://www.ibtimes.com/jetblue-airways-passengers-fall-sick-due-foul-odor-cockpit-2573472

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4160042/jetblue-flight-emergency-landing-smell-cockpit/

lads

>>136145116
3 day old sushi

>>136150206
HAPPENING

>>136144081
>IRS people
I'm supposed to care because...?

>>136144081
>inb4 it's traced back to some government scientist and the entire story is completely memory holed like the Anthrax Poster

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>>136150012
It's just a flesh eating virus being released into the air by some maniacal genius. Nothing to see here.

>>136144203
Implying Americans know anything about income tax. Come live in the Netherlands and enjoy paying 53% on everything above €67.000 and 40% on everything between €19.000 and €67.000

>>136144081
Must be a Jewish tax loophole to make the IRS vomit, those people have the willpower to stomach almost anything

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>>136150206
DOES ANYBODY SEE A PATTERN HERE

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>>136150597
>Come live in the Netherlands

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>>136144081
>Did I pay my taxes
*Flashback*
"Fuck you Government! You can't keep me down with your slave taxes! Suck it!'
>Yes

>>136144285
Your buddy works at Nintendo and he says that you said that he says it's very disturbing

>>136150168
You're retarded. 400 board setups exist? No, only one does.

>>136150206
>It also comes two weeks after a plane had to be delayed in Los Angeles because of a strong urine smell coming from the cabin
>>136149195
>Ammonia

Interesting...

Abolish the IRS. Don't pay them to stay home with a tummy ache.

>>136150012
somebody probably took a dump in the box

>>136147417
>>136148182
>>136150168
Give one example of what white's last move was. (You can't.) Whatever your "answer" is, my reply will be "But, black's king had already been in check by another piece, and yet did not move out of check." The position is impossible to reach.

>>136151135
>>136151028
Poo poo pee pee

>>136148718
you old-timers reckon everything is a flase-flag

>>136151237
was for
>>136151028
>>136151099
whoops

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>Suspicious Package
>Damage: 10 people vomited
>ZOMFG HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING

Kill yourselves amerifats, unironically kill yourselves

>>136151391
I agree with this fine Hebrew gentleman.

>>136151099
Tbh I'd do this too.
Fuck IRS, fuck HR, and fuck every other bloat bureaucratic social structure that exists.

>>136151237
>>136151342
made me think

>>136148718
This is a false flag. The 9/11 2.0
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/05/16/politics/pentagon-zombie-apocalypse/index.html (norway bot pls archive and sry)

I hope you prepped alot of ammo over there and remember, shoot the head to be sure if it's not human in the first place.

>>136151468
ur image is pic related to me ...

>>136151517
>bot
No

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>>136144081
WAIT WAIT WAIT READ THIS

WASN'T THERE A THREAD YESTERDAY ABOUT FAT KIM "SENDING A GIFT TO THE HEARTLAND? "

This thread looks pretty comfy from outside

>>136151667
Already mentioned ITT you dumbass newfag. Hang yourself

>>136144081
i wonder what it is

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>>136151594
Just sayin, you're pretty bot-like.

>>136151740
Fuck you leaf, my comment is more important than your country and I deserved your (You)

>>136151931
Shut up fatty

>>136147222
winrar

>>136151667
Giftgas?

>>136151135
WK E6?

>>136144285
I saw you fucking with your buddy. Shit was disgusting af.

>>136151740
>>136151931
The leaf is right. KYS faggot

>>136152134
It's a virus. An experimental one.

>>136151546
We're related?

>Hillary Fleshlight confirmed

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I AM ISIS MEMBER

WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS PACKAGE THIS IS JUST A TASTE OF THINGS TO COME

>>136151667
>Sends gift
>Is actually a gift
KIM YOU FAT FUCK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KILL PEOPLE THAT PEOPLE LIKE NOT HATE

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rolling for VX

>welcome to the rock

>>136152216
Would not work that quickly. The fact that they already know that the cause is from a suspicious package means that the effect was fairly immediate.

It is not VX or radioactive material, lol. Vomiting was first symptom reported. So, it is probably rotting dead animal carcass or just hydrogen sulfide. Vomiting from gas is usually hydrogen sulfide.

David Branson, regional manager for corporate compliance, stated "Once we found a large enough pipe wrench we opened the end. and that's when everyone vomited."

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>>136152361


fuck. reroll

>>136151990
>>136152194
More (You)s mean more attention
You are now discussing my post

>>136144081
A dirty bomb?

And now please close 4chan 4 ever.

>>136152371
It's possible the package was filled with the viral agent for instance a rotten piece of flesh or just air which was sealed airtight and waiting for someone to open the box so a mechanism pops a bag and lets it out.

>>136147025
>>136146963
I remember when i worked at an airport and plane from vancouver came in and we opened up the hold to get the bags out and it smelt like propane gas. so we evacuated the plane and called the fire trucks.

turns out it was some chinks food that must have broke all the way in china as it made a 24 hour journey and started to rot in the hold.

Literally smelt like poison gas and delayed the offloading of bags by an hour and a half with full rcmp involvement.

i laughed.

>>136152586
Or envelope. You can practically hide these things everywhere and fill them with anything including farts.

>>136152155
To much chess will give you square eyes

>>136152329
try harder fucking faggot, nobody died. ISIS is a damn joke, just some goat humpers messing around with ak's and explosives. grow the fuck up. Also, allah does not exist.

>>136152648
too much fapping will make you blind, dickhead...

>>136152737
>nobody died
Yet. Something tells me if this is really snackbars or CIA niggers have done then it should probably be a slow and painful death.

SAY IT WITH ME:
RADICAL
ANCAP
TERRORISM

>>136152780
What happens when too much butt plugging?

>>136144081
Lois Lerner's IRS is loved by all us serfs.

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>>136151135

No sympathy for irs

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>>136152843
Is Best terrorism

Y A W N
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>smells like ammonia

chemical science major here, there is a deadly gas called "mustard gas" and one of its main ingrediants is ammonia so thats probebly it

>>136153038
Black still couldn't move to e8. That pic is still impossible. Are you really this retarded?

>>136144345
Probably or some other flavor anarchist scumbag. Not that the IRS is any better.

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Didn't Sam Hyde recently get fucked over by the IRS?

>>136144081
Was it a picture of Clinton coughing up those green blobs?

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>>136153151
No sympathy for the devil baby

>>136153386
No anon, I saw my own mistake 2-3 posts ago I just like to annoy xD

>>136144081

Kim jong dong said he would be delivering more packages . . .

>>136150597
Shut up nigger that's at the expense of "free" education, healthcare, and cuckolding

I heard his name was Tyler Durden

>>136144285
My uncle who works at Nitendo saw your buddy disturbed while listening to disturbed , cant confirn tho

Have any of kike medias picked up on this? I just looked up a fox stream and they're talking about mueller.

>>136153799
Free education and healthcare? Lamo no.

I still have to pay for Uni albeit a fraction of the cost compared to US and everyone is forced to insure themselves privately.

Also I still have to pay my local blackman 1/4 of my monthly salary to enjoy being cucked and keep my wife happy.

>>136152925
You go deaf.

>>136151594
I'll buy you a pass email to nnegress(at)Yahoo(dot)com

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>>136147078
>putting salad on your burger

>>136154718
No need. If you get an email it's not me.

>>136144612
Did your buddy see all those people get down with the sickness?

>>136144081
For them to fall ill so rapidly this is most likely a chemical attack. Add the vertigo and nausea and it's almost certainly some type of organophosphate.

Probably either vx or sarin.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/kansas-city-irs-workers-reportedly-sickened-suspicious-package/story?id=49037630
>KMBC reported that the suspicious package had a scent of ammonia.
What smells like ammonia chemanons

>>136155337

https://archive.is/xugp0

>>136155372
no quippy message norbot?

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>>136155487
Going on two weeks without hassle from the mods. Have to change it up as much as possible and keep the status quo.

>>136155487
>>136155337
Mustard gas like the previous anons stated?
Are there alot of jews at this IRS? Maybe someone went 14/88 on them

>>136154825
I like to put slices of tomato on my burgers (if I eat them) makes it easier to eat, they are too dry otherwise, unless you're eating a burger dripping in fat.

Which is gross

>>136146460
It's tips all the way down here in Burgerland.

>>136155665
You service is appreciated anon, as always

>>136155699
Thanks anon

>>136155796
It sounds like you're shitty at amking burgers if it's too dry

>>136147025
when you stop at a walmart in the midwest on your cross country road trip

>>136155796
That's why you add blue cheese crumbles.

>>136155337
1,1-Dimethylhydrazine is a flammable colourless liquid used in rocket fuels. It's a carcinogen, is severely corrosive, and can damage the liver, lungs, and brain. 1,1-Dimethylhydrazine has an intense fishy or ammonia-like odour

>>136145039
Underrated post.

Nothing is happening.... Go clean your bedrooms, larpers.

>>136156082
It really activated my almonds, what if China reverse engineered the scent of India and sent it to US as a false flag to bring them into the war

Turns out it was just someone getting pajeet cuisine delivered

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>>136155909
sounds like you're a fucking faggot.

>>136156018
milk gives me acne.

>>136156067

>norkies mailed the IRS rocket fuel

this is it

>>136156545
Sucks to be you then.

>>136150506
storytime pls?

>>136151391
after you good sir!

>>136147189
>NK 'announces' they're sending packages to the US
>This happens
It's happening
False flag undoubtedly

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>>136153487

>>136144285
My buddy is Nintendo I've seen it all, I'm disturbed

>>136156676
everyone is different, food intolerance's are the number one cause of many illnesses, I've not tried organic milk/cheese yet though, maybe that is my answer to my problem. My immune system might be reacting to hormones etc. In the milk which is being fed/injected into the dairy cow.

>>136157037
did anyone ever figure out what the actual fuck that was?

>>136157192
did anyone ever figure out what the actual fuck that was?

>>136157810
It was some guys uncle who worked at Nintendo and was disturbed by his buddy.

>>136156067

Yep

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>>136153500
>that gif