The Japanese are basically elves
>Long lived
>pretty smart
>all have the same features
>fancy clothes and outfits
>follow old traditions
>haughty sense of superiority
>massive anime sexual deviants
>never really used guns, bows and swords were the main weapons
>wary of outsiders, no immigration/refugees allowed
>Sit on their little islands as isolationists, watching the world burn
>>136122875
Good I've always wanted to fuck one
They can't compete with Mongolian girl Archers though
>>136122875
But Elves are actually pretty
>this is an actual thread on /pol/
>>136123022
That's pretty cute desu
>>136123035
Don't tell me you wouldn't fuck an elf/cute jap girl
post elves
>>136123022
nice feet
>>136122875
>forgets to mention contacts to make them look like the real elves
>
>huwhites
>Asians=elves
>whites=men
What about the other races?
>>136125093
I mean, Whites are basically elves - we're the most attractive, powerful and advanced race that has built great empires. The fair eyes and skin, and being the 'gold standard' for beauty is also a plus.
I just thought this was a fun parallel .
>>136125444
Niggers = Orc
Obviously.
>>136125444
Mexicans = hobbits?
>>136125641
Yeah but hobbits are productive and peaceful. I also don't think there are Old Toby gangs smuggling drugs into Bree across the border.
>>136125444
Dwarves == Jews
Trolls == Arabs
Orcs == niggers
>>136122875
>>136125789
Mexicans are productive though.
>>136125603
That's offensive to Orcs.
>>136125641
Hobbits are a stand in for rural english middle class people.
>>136125801
Gnomes are the real Jews.
>>136125789
Also, why do you think dildo baggens had that time to turn him invisible. Think about it, they can't frisk what they can't see.
Fingolian Khanate Elves masterrace
we elves now
>>136126129
>Mexicans are productive though
I think you meant reproductive?
>>136122875
Fuck off nerd
>>136123022
no wonder they can shoot straight
there is no skill, the fucking bow has a hole through it. guiding the arrow
that's cheating.
>>136126307
I guess they are productive in jumping fences and smuggling?
>>136126044
Disgusting
>>136126044
sauce?
>>136125801
>>136125603
So if niggas drink demon blood they become green?
>>136125444
What elves are in fantasy is always inconsistent
Sometimes they're a fallen or declining race
Sometimes they're just forest hippies
Sometimes they're more advanced
Sometimes they're slaves
Sometimes they're just more magical humans
Sometimes they're short or tall
At least dwarves are consistent in just being short mountain men
>>136125801
Orcs and goblins are tech savvy, so they are more like the Americans. Niggers are more like the monsters, but also rapists.
>>136125444
Chinese = Skavens
Overpopulated vengeful soulless monsters who invent shit that has a 70% chance of blowing themselves up. Hates each other more than anything, am their own biggest enemies, backstabbing is their nature. Also eats everything.
Technically you can say orcs where based off Mongolians at one point but really it's all just fantasy so it's all about perspective when trying to draw parallels.
In some cases it makes sense for Europeans to be compared to Elves
But it's just Fantasy. It's whatever you want it to be
Stop fetishizing me whitebois.
>>136127035
Fuck off English teacher
>>136122875
Original post. Obviously not shariablue. Take my upboats!
>>136126171
Nah, Gnomes are Chinese.
Short, innumerable, set their young to work in factories making cheap gnomeish crap.
>>136127035
Get a real job!
>>136122875
>never used guns
Hurr what did our grandparents die fighting for?
>>136127209
Jews.
>>136125801
Drow Elves == Luciferian Elite
>>136122875
Japs are not blond and blue eyed. They are also short.
This is what a true elf girl looks like.
>>136127086
>>136127173
LOL caught me
AMA
>Never really used guns
>Had more rifles than all of Europe in the Sengoku Jidai
Though they are for raping so I'll grant you the comparison
>>136122875
Actually they are relatively welcoming of whites.
My brothers have married two Japanese women.
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD NEEDS TO PLAY ARCANUM: OF STEAMWORKS AND MAGICK OBSCURA
>>136127776
A Celtic cross is just a Celtic cross, m8.
>>136126684
They become red, didnt you play warcraft?
>>136128130
There is a culture clash between the Irish and the Japanese of course. Their young tend to come around to seeing things our way though. They don't like fish and chips.
>>136127948
For a game with so much WN material it seems like they would use a Celtic Cross as a more "acceptable" nazi symbol.
>>136122875
its almost like elves are usually based on asian cultures or something....
>>136123022
Damn I'm might consider having a mongoloid baby from that.
>>136128273
>>136128273
If I ever go to the US I'll wear a Celtic cross around my neck just to troll them.
>Actually I am Irish, you bigot. Ugh.
Then I will perform a traditional Irish seig heil.
>>136125801
nah
dwarves = chinese
>never really used guns, bows and swords were the main weapons
Your ignorance in history is really shown here, abbo!
Japan has been using fire arms from the 1400's. In fact, Japan was the leading producer of guns in the world until the industrial revolution.
>>136123022
Bro just imagine...
>>136122875
Gollum isn't elves.
don't make a mistake
>>136122875
>never really used guns
End this cunting meme.
In 1600, barely half a century since guns were introduced to the country, the Japanese had the most guns in the world.
>>136126360
why wouldn't every bow have a hole in it?
>>136122875
Whites are elves. Elves are tall, fair, and athletic. Japanese are flabby manlet nerds.
>>136128324
They aren't though
>>136127776
Post more Arcanum and Troika redpill.
>>136126489
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlicak4q
>>136122875
Elves fucking suck.
>>136122875
Didn't Tolkien base elves on the Finnish?
>>136126307
DUNNING
KRUGER
>>136122875
>never used guns
They had the tanigashima teppo (japanese matchlock) and the different clands outfitted nearly their entire armies with them during the Sengoku Jidai era. They may have used rifles more often than we did considering how long they fought for.
>>136128724
Because it takes way longer to nock an arrow that way and the arrow can't have fetching, reducing its accuracy and range. That's a trick bow with a trick arrow, it isn't good for much else.
>>136128761
whites = men
>>136122875
Well, actually.
Elves are from Germanic Mythology. Tolkien based the elves off of Northern Germanic cultures in the way they dressed and looked (according to their descriptions).
Much of LOTR was based off of Germanic, Celtic and Briton folk lore and myths. Hence why I use the LOTR examples.
Mah Asians are elves is a meme from your obsession with anime.
>>136126431
>>136126489
2 kinds of people on /pol/
Captcha: Freemasons NUIT
>>136129024
asians are elves =/= elves are asian
>>136122875
If it wasn't for the U.S. Navy your dumbass would be speaking jap now.
>>136125641
Nice try Pablo.
Brown ain't even represented.
If there was an invisible servant class, that would be the Mejis.
>>136129366
You are an idiot, Australia fought the japs in Paupa New Guinea and wrecked their shit.
>>136129024
Nah he based them on celtics and finnics. Rohan is germanic. I don't think anyone knows in which mythology it came first, but elves (haltiat) exist in Finnish mythology as well.
People can't decide if elves are Asian or European because they are confused, just like people are confused with the Finns.
>>136126240
This. Finns and Japs are elves. That's why some Finns have epicanthic folds. Must be hard for West Europeans to accept that Finns are a masterrace.
>>136129519
koala niggers can't even beat a flock of emus let alone samurai
>>136129519
We would have been fucked without the U.S not up for debate.
>>136128130
Nice cherry-picking.
Pic relevant is also HAPA man.
>>136127342
Nice bleach job. Can barely see true roots. btfo
>>136126171
i know this game, the people in that game where afraid that the gnomes were power hungry monsters and therefor hated them, turned out they where right because the gnomes where jews on steroids, they even kidnaped the kings wife and son for a breeding program with orcs.
>>136127359
What's a good place to go for tourism there? I plan on going for a month or smth
>>136128906
Sounds correct. Rolling.
>>136122875
>Sit on their little islands as isolationists, watching the world burn
They're rotting inside.
>>136128999
Che che check trips
>>136129851
he's 1/4th Asian
his father is on the list
his father is also a degenerate who Keenu hates
Keenu is also really depressed so a pretty shitty example anyways
>>136125444
>Mexicans = goblins
seen as some men wants or short, thick woman for some reason...
Random Finnish sentence:
>ja iät vaelsi Aino tiet' pitkin kuin salavan lehti lens, usva tietä valaisi, ilmaa halaili
Random Swedish/German sentence:
>JAG GÖR ICH GÖRING OCH MYGGOR FLYGER I MÖRK BORG
Yeah, Germanic languages sure are the most beautiful...
finns are canonically elves and LOTR is canonically white supremacist
>>136125444
Humans = Your race
Elves = Foreign race that's good
Orcs = Foreign race that's bad
>>136122875
>>Long lived
they all die in their 60s from lung cancer
>>136129564
bullshit
>>136130434
SWEETIE
>>136122875
>me in her left hand
>>136122875
> tfw nip island was the Grey Haven spoken of by Tolkein.
> tfw original japs were white as fuck, but bred with chink settlers.
> tfw elvish japs rule the ruins of the earth, whilst we suffer and die.
>>136122875
Pretty much.
I'm gonna Aragorn the shit out of Japan in a few Years.
>>136130298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41lZmGcRWHU
>>136122875
C.. Can I be a Hobbit?
>>136129632
I unironically believe some of our ancestors might have navigated from Kola peninsula around Siberia and all the way to Japan. The distance is a lot shorter than it looks on the map. The arctic passage was free from ice for thousands of years because the climate was warmer. The ocean currents flow from Kola peninsula towards Alaska means that they wouldn't even had to know sailing to do it.
Something has to explain our bond with the Japanese.
>>136129862
Many blondes hair turn dark when they become adults and they wish to keep their blondes. Since we should not discuss cherrypicked examples but statistics, it's impossibru to deny where the blondest people live.
>>136127359
Have you been finger-bummed thru your pants?
>>136128786
I started replaying Arcanum recently so I've only been looking for a little while. Barely scratched the surface I'm sure.
>>136125444
You can cry all you want, we'll eat your daughters to procreate and we'll assimilate your race.
Theres no anger theres no fear.
We are one.
We are the Zerg.
>>136131453
What's the best build to explore the most of the game? I remember that there were some dialogue and quest restriction based on tech and magic level, and races.
>>136122875
>The Japanese are basically Finns
I disagree. They don't look like Finns.
>>136131965
There's quite a few quests that have a Charisma/Persuasion restriction. I'm not so sure about Tech vs Magic though.
A master of persuasioncan also have any follower, regardless of their alignment.
>>136130434
Are niggers the foreign race that is bad?
>>136122875
why do retards think elves have anything to do with asians? lol. they are suppose to be tall, good looking, pale, blonde, blue eyed
>>136125444
Hmm we SEAmonkeys are lesser elves or mongrel elves, tolerated at least. But for some reason whites (humans) love the ugliest ones and somehow SOMEHOW make cute kids
>>136128243
No, no.
When the leaders and their men drank Mannoroth's they turned green the blood drinking also tainted their kind as a whole as it was symbolic of the orcs selling their souls.
Red orcs or Fel Orcs come from green orcs that are exposed to fel energies and demona for a long time and are essentially turning to demons themselves
>>136122875
Japs are not elves.
>>136123320
>>136125093
>real elves
>>136128647
>>136125444
Asians are gnomes. Elves are white.
>>136132522
is that your perspective of them?
then yes
orcs could be blacks, muslims, even Mongolians if you're in europe 800 years ago
>>136122875
>lost the war
>>136122875
Asian people, Japanese people in particular are ugly as fuck.
>>136122875
>Samurai honour muh bushido swords and bows meme
As soon as Westerners were willing to sell them guns the Japanese formed musket regiments.
>>136132784
>they are suppose to be tall, good looking, pale, blonde, blue eyed
in the tolkien universe maybe. most depictions of elves pre and even post tolkien didn't fit that description.
>>136128786
What is Troika?
Arcanum looks pretty old. Do I have to do anything special to play it? Windows 95 emulator?
>>136135235
Troika is a game company founded by Tim Cain, the guy who made Fallout. Troika was known for the development of 3 games, Arcanum, Temple of Elemental Evil, and Vampire the Masquerade.
>>136132236
I remember a few quests and companions that were locked from magic users. Would a 20 Charisma and Beauty outweigh the alignment modifiers?
>>136134075
>As soon as Westerners were willing
You mean after the portuguese sold them guns. the rest of the westerners were still sleeping in their own shit at the time
>>136122875
>never really used guns, bows and swords were the main weapons
Shut the fuck up, moron. You don't what in the world you're talking about. Refrain from speaking about military history NOW.
>>136136225
>Portugal
>Not West of Japan
Fuck's sake Rodrigo
>>136136225
isnt it sad though? that your country once had great men doing amazing things. i find it really sad portuman, since all you can do now is just talk about those things since your entire country is trash now your men weak and your women nolonger yours, your cities in ruins and economy in the gutter all you can say is " but but everybody is starting businesses economy is blooming" at the same time businesses and entire districts are abandoned and fall to the shitter since theres just no market and no money for those businesses.
>>136122875
>Implying that's not a guy
>>136126360
>>136122875
koreans are high elves
chinks are orcs with no regards to human life
The darker SEA can either be dark elves or are wood elves