Are Republicans handing out a Russia welcome packet now? How far back does this Russian conspiracy go? Could Lincoln have colluded with the USSR?
>>136118308
According to retarded Dems, literally everyone is a Russian plant
Yes, Abe colluded with Soviets back in the 19th century and met Marx in the White house. After countless discussions with karl, he became a commie. To not raise suspicion he plotted his own "assassination". His doppelganger (Labe Bincoln) was killed.
After brewing a potion that made him immortal (one of the secret ingredients is rumored to have been Marx his beard) he travelled to Russia and changed his name to Raspoetin. Finally, he underwent cosmetic surgery after mastering the Russian language and the rest is history
>>136118308
Woah! So strange how that was never brought up last night when he switched parties.
>>136118308
Ripe for picking