dear californians

They need to learn how to drive and just fuck off

From nowhereville NV

Can you people learn how to, use turn signals, go at least the posted speed limit, and stay in your lane?

>>136109608
California has the lowest state avg IQ at 95. Many are below that. Let that sink in.

>t. Californian who needed an answer to the madness

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>>136110780
Forgot muh pic

>>136110780
They're actually tied with Louisiana I think.
Mississipi is lower.
But yeah Californians are brain dead slugs compared to the New England/Midwest master race.

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>>136110935
>yfw it's actually the massive amount of spics they have

Same from Arizona. Don't come here.

in the future america will be only one state and it will be california
even new york will fall to california you just cant kill this virus

>>136110971
Spics and niggers and commies.
If you look for an iq map of the United States it's amazing. Almost every blue state is low iq subhuman trash.

California is the worst state in the union. Truly insufferable people.

>>136111222
Double triples confirm, massive earthquake and Calexit enforced by God when?

in my 1 year of driving in cali i can confirm that many of the drivers are asshats..

god its like those people have their head up their ass while driving. though also to be fair i have seen a ton of bad drivers here in boston too (recently moved)

what is pols final solution to the california problem?

I need to get a "Californians NOT welcome here" bumper sticker.

>>136111386
just hope for the worse
theres really not much else we can do

>>136109608
fucking THIS

bump

>>136111222
Every starry eyed narcissist piece of shit went to california like bugs to an electric light

>>136109608
What is it with calicucks leaving their state to spread their shitty ideologies around anyway?

>>136109608
dear cali
texas here
quit coming to texas we are a bunch of low iq, racist, inbread, poor hicks

please stay away from our sisters don't waste your superior californian intellect on our inferior state

west texas and the coast have no oil
there is no barbeque

>>136111488
>1488
kek has blessed my meme
PRAISE!

>girlfriend wnats to move to west coast or PNW
>tell her that someone will get on my case publicly because I said "retard" or something one day
>and I will punch this person in the face and then punch them again and again on the ground
>she acknowledges this is a likely scenario
>might move to the beach here instead

Can you fucking grandmas stop falling asleep in the fucking green lights. Life is short and I have shitty miserable and completely unimportant places to go. Stop shiting on my soul. Fucking assholes need to get their licenses removed.

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>Californians flee liberal hellhole and go to red states
>They start voting for liberals there

I hate commiefornians so much.

>>136111342
>god its like those people have their head up their ass while driving

Pretty sure they have their head up their ass all the time

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>>136109608
i love california. oregonians tend to be fags. you complain about us but your women suck my dick the second i mention i am from california. We culturally enrich you. There is nothing cool about Oregon, and your women instinctively know this and swallow my seed.

>>136111386
poison their tacos
poison their arugula
poison their fried chicken

>>136109608
Then stop driving like fucking senior citizens. Jesus.

In all seriousness though, you are full of shit. CAfag here and everytime I go to Oregon to visit my sister and her family, I almost get run off the road by some crazy Oregonian. If I'm near a larger town, it's some angry shift worker in a sedan; if I'm out in the sticks near sis's house, it's an asshole in a rekt pickup. Those 55 mph zones on I-5 near Medford? Yeah, it's not me going 70, it's some fucker with a motherfucking tree on his license plate.

Take your own advice, Oregonian.

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>>136111522
Checkekkked

>>136109608
>Live in Texas
>See more and more California and NY license plates every day
>Can't drive for shit, do 10 below when everyone else is going at least 10 over (normal in Texas)
>clog up already busy roads with your shitty Priuses and CRVs
>"Hurrrrr, I moved to Texas because the economy is good, but I'm still going to vote for the same shitty ideas that made my own state unlivable"

Cool.

>>136111831
Go back to California

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>>136109608
ok berry picker, just hang onto your fucking hat for the eclipse in 3 weeks, cuz half of california and washington is gonna come there, overrun the place, then get stuck when the gas runs out.
good times a-coming.

Is there anyone who doesn't hate California? I remember when I was younger it was memed pretty hard as a great place but mostly people leave there because it's shitty.

>>136111469
I DON'T KNOW
I always tell them to stay, I fill them full of horror stories about the "Rethuglican redneck racists" in other states and totally rain on their fucking parade when they show up all starry-eyed about the cheap real estate in TX.

I do what I can. Just as I encourage all the conservatives I know elsewhere to consider moving here and helping take CA back. Don't whine about the winters back east unless you want a full sales pitch on CA sunshine. I've had a few successes believe it or not. And kept a few libshit idiots from bringing SF to TX, FL, and North Carolina. I did fail to dissuade one idiot from moving to Florida. He was back within a year. Nice work, Florida anons. He HATED you, hahaha. I visited him once while he was there and totally enjoyed myself. He was incredulous, I'll never forget it.

People suck generally. Do what you can.

>>136111862
>be me
>go to whataburger at 1am
>see califag van
>wtfgobacktoyourshitholeyoufuckinghypocriteyouprobabalymovedherebecauseofmuhjobsormuhfamilybuthateitherebecauseitstooconservativeforyourcucklife.jpg
>go into drive-thru
>van starts to back up
>wtf.jpg
>i doubt they'll hit my car
>van continues to back up
>WTF STOP
>start honking crazy
>have to back up against the wall of the whataburger so this stupid asshole can leave
>californians can't make up their fucking minds

>>136111386
White phosphorus.

>>136109608
There's only two things Oregonians hate
1. Racism
2. Californians

>>136111617
Come out to the coast, we'll have a few laughs!

dear californians can you please stop trying to turn idaho into california

sincerely,
Idaho

>>136112261
yea that sum up things oregonians hate(Racism is just something i could've given less shits about as long not harming anyone)

>>136109608
While people in California can be insufferable or those specifically in San Francisco that are progressive, doing that to someone's car is nigger tier.

>>136111222
Double triples confirms California as most deserving of God's cleansing wrath.

>>136112495
kek i'm moving there on the 10th transfering my retail job to idaho and i'll get the same pay
going to feel good getting $20 bagging merchandise in poor as fuck idaho

>>136112676
>gloating about having an hourly retail job

Every time I'm driving I always make sure to flip off every single California, New York, or New Jersey plate I see. You fucking leeches aren't welcome here. I actually have pride in this state and I won't see you filthy scum ruin it. I'd take a hundred thousand Oklahomans over a single Californian any day.

t. Texan

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>>136111222
check out these Caliphobes. I'm emailing the ADL right now.

>>136112626
Without California, its Silicon Valley and the companies therein, America wouldn't amount to anything anymore. What has the rest of the country got? Coal mines and steel mills?

>>136111469

Lefties are like Muslims

They'll escape their hell hole that they created, then enact the same things where they move to that created the hell hole

>>136112495
fuck they're moving to Idaho?! Is there no escaping these people?

>>136113158
yeah its the new state me and a couple of buddies are moving there
rent is super low (for now) so we are going to get in on in this until the colorado shit happens
buy property in idaho let hipsters and liberals turn that shit popular then sell later

>>136113039
did you forget lyou're on /pol/ sir?

>>136113158
when they collapsed the real estate bubble back awhile ago they sold their shithole houses for big bucks and settled in to courdelane

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>>136110780
lol not even silicon valley can help the average

>>136113237
I was hoping it was small and boring enough not to attract people like you

>>136113390
damn shame

>>136109608
It amazes me how many people feel like breaking traffic laws is some sort of entitlement. Without fail I see assholes driving like assholes and guess what we end up at the same red light, the same store, the same city. Yet often I who obeys speeding laws and seatbelt and signaling rules come in a head.

Really activates the almonds.

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>>136111455
Its too true, these digits need to be checked

>>136113390
They settled everywhere, I was a lumper (mover) in the years before the crash. A lot of these assholes had enough from the sale of their house to buy two houses here.

They weren't very liberal at that time tho.

>>136112549
Oregonians are the closest you will get in America to white niggers.

t. Grew up in Portland

>>136113596
all you have to tell californians is
dude it has a bigger waterfall than niagara falls
and they cream themselves and grab their subarus

>>136113864
I believe this, now can someone help a born and raised California and tell me where to go to escape these people entirely? Is there anywhere in the world?

Cecede Commiefornia please please please !

>>136113071
How about all of the food, and some oil to boot.

>>136113842
Its a shame

>>136113967
Without water you will shrivel up and die commie

>>136113071
What are you talking about, Muhammed? Texas is an economic powerhouse in the fields of tech, shipping, energy, and medicine. On top of that, we have some of the most important military bases in the country, and room to expand natural resource exploration for the next 30 years. California could, and should, sink into the ocean, and the rest of us would be just fine.

REMOVE CALIFORNIAN remove californian

I do support your secession effort, its one step closer to a white homeland. 14 !

>>136109608
Did...did you spraypaint this guy's house too? If so, I think I saw a news segment earlier today about this.

>>136113856
I was just thinking about the amount of white niggers here a few hours ago (that phrase exactly), I also grew up/live here.

>>136114057
I love how you have no idea what you are replying to.

Aztlan. After secession and you deserve your fate

>>136114259
i didn't do so no

>>136114309
You dont need water from neighboring states ? Or your not the state that pushes the most anti american sentiment ? Or both, where am i wrong ?

California does more damage to our country than any other. Keep your porn industry and hollywood degeneracy. We wont miss you

>>136114298
The reason people in Portland tend to be less racist, is because Portland attracts some of the shittiest while people from accross the entire country.

>>136114456
You are wrong by not reading the post i was replying to. You dont even know where you are right now, you are that confused.

They dont even know whether they are men or women in Commiefornia, good riddance

>>136109608
>people in the pacific northwest are afraid of speeding

I can't

in the carolinas the posted speed limit is 10-15 miles less than the actual speed limit. Do you really mean, that there are places where people don't drive correctly? and follow the speed limit like fucking old ladies just because it says thats the limit?

ffuuuuuuuuuuuuck i have never been culture shocked by other americans this way, lol if you can even call oregonians americans

>>136114543
Stop spamming the thread with unoriginal nothings of posts less than 5 minutes apart. Everyone already knows all of this. Baby boomers need to get off the internet, its your bedtime dad.

>>136114623
I was replying to the kraut, my bad

>>136114402
But surely this car is from this video?
https://youtu.be/8KHbMw4DxMo

>>136111386
Neutron Bomb. California is a very lovely place so I wouldn't want to damage anything.

>>136114758
Baby might need his little fanny whuppd

>>136114780
yep

>>136109608

Learn to drive, faggots.
t,
Washington

>>136114692
Its not the drivers, its the hyper aggressive pedestrians.

I guarantee you it wasnt another driver that did that, it was a walker or a cyclist. My money is on an angry bicyclist.

>>136114758
If you think slow, that is your problem. I dont have to follow your authoritarian rules.

>>136114836
You cannot be fucking serious.

Californians have a bloated ego and imwould love to watch them learn reality. It will be a good lesson for all utopian idealists. Think Venezuela

>>136115270
Ok i finished first in my class at special forces school, you dont want to make me show my operator skillz on you senpai

Not from CA but Oregon has low speed limits

new yorkers are absolutely the worst drivers in the country. like holy fucking shit, you guys are hilariously bad at driving. everyone shits on us for driving bad, but it's all the damn tourists, snowbirds, and retirees from up north.

t. florida

>>136109608
I glad there are people who hate Californians as much as me.

>>136111702
i dont know why they do this.

pretty idiotic people. so fucking frustrating

>>136115498
We had influx of new yorkers and they strive to turn your community into the shithole they origionally escaped.

Dear Oregon, can you please do something about the Mormon problem and get beer that's higher than 2% ABV?

Sincerely, the rest of the country.

They take your coffee, beer, plaid clothing and turn it gay. Fuck them. Go back to hell !

Your salt seasons my meat

>>136115701
New Yorkers piss me off, they shouldn't even be allowed drivers licenses. I swear every time I see a NY plate it's pulling illegal u-turns, turning left from the right lane, going 20 mph below the speed limit etc. I love how Californians and New Yorkers come to other places in America and are surprised that everyone fucking hates them. They are a bunch of abrasive opinionated fucks, both in person and in media/online.

>>136112495
All of Boise, eagle and meridian are already California transplants your state is gone already because it's gonna spread your tell a Californian stickers won't stop it

>>136115754
Do you mean Utah? Oregon has the best breweries in the country.

>>136111488
Checked.

>>136111702
They aren't fleeing, they're converting nearby states into knockoff Californias that they can afford to live in. Big difference.

>>136116226
Yep, and they wonder why, smug assholes. If younare so superior then stay in utopia.

>>136116650
You are correct. So tagging that car is justice

Dear Flyover States,
How's it feel knowing your state's entire cultural and economic significance is nothing but a pebble compared to our perfect state? Face it, when ANYONE thinks of the U.S. the first thing that comes to mind is nothing other than Los Angeles, California. We;re the literal living dream and fantasy of millions and millions of people.
Sincerely, A Proud Californian.
P.S. The shithole beaner-infested neighborhoods are slowly getting gentrified and ran out by whitey. I always have a hearty laugh seeing them whine about it in the weekly papers.

>>136116226

N. Ga here, fuck NY and the people from it.

>turning left from the right lane

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>>136111862
Wtf in cali we normally drive 20 over

>>136111220
So not true. It's basically the more north you go, the higher the IQ. So both blue and red states. Pretty sure the highest is Minnesota or something, and they usually vote democrat.

>>136118678
poor Alaska being forgotten. at least i remember

>>136112495
You deserve it. Your highway troopers are cunts.

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>>136111386
flood it all away