>There’s no emoji for that!
>New Jersey police are searching for a sicko caught pleasuring himself during a showing of the kid’s flick “Emoji Movie,” News 12 reported.
>A woman watching the film with her children at the Xscape Movie Theater on Route 9 in Howell on Friday says she witnessed the creep performing a lewd act.
>The theater manager asked the man — who was seated alone in the back row with his pants unbuttoned and unzipped –to leave.
>Cops said they are searching for the man, described as heavyset, in his 20s or 30s, wearing a white dress shirt, black pants and a yarmulke.
>and a yarmulke
You think this story will be plastered everywhere along with a clear picture of the perpetrator and mocking him and his faith for this?
http://nypost.com/2017/08/03/cops-hunt-emoji-movie-masturbator/
>>136102274
>emojisexual
>>136102274
how the fuck do they get it hard in this situation?
>>136102456
oh
>>136102274
Oy vey, the anti semites persucting this poor chosen man
>>136102274
You forgot to archive that
http://archive.is/g3vY8
it were reddit
>>136102479
he was probably fapping to the children in the theatre