Brit/pol/ - Gilbert & Sullivan edition

>>136085320
Absolutely nothing wrong with that. Avoid the vaginal jew.

Hello.

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bump for uk manned mars mission
colonialism 2.0

real thread
>>136085146
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>>136085146

recycle this one and use for later

>>136085729
>Crashing this probe with no surveillance

>>136085064

For he himself has said ittt
and it's deeply to his credittt
that he is an english man
he remains an enhehehehehe
HINNGGGGGGGGGGG
GLEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHH
MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>136085320
try not to worry about it too much.

>>136085320
You'd be shunned by your peers but nothing wrong with it in reality.

>>136085064
looks like David Mitchell with fake hair

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>>136085729
>Soon

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a generation of british martians

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>>136085829
Fuck off retard

>>136086519
>100% white
this is unacceptable! mars must be parcelled out amongst the somalis and congolese right NOW!

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>>136087001
undiplomatic content detected:::
looks like a long stretch down under in Cerebrina for you

but seriously. what's the best martian biscuit (for dipping obv)

>>136088227
bourbons

I'm absolutely fucked

>>136088373
mars bar.
>get in the buggy.

>>136088426
say something personal and compromising

>>136088680
I've been waiting to all night so why not, mostly didn't bother because I knew the reception would be shit but fuck it.

I need to pull just under £900,000 out of my arse in under two weeks.

Hence all the feelposting and shit.

>>136089107
>I need to pull just under £900,000 out of my arse in under two weeks
Why?

>>136089219
I know how it sounds but I don't owe anyone money or need it for something, I wouldn't be phased if I that was the case.

It's just something that I need to do to move forward in life, it's pretty much all in my head but it's getting to the point where suicide seems like a viable option, I'll figure it out in the end though.

>>136089638

How the fuck are you going to get £900,000 in under two weeks?

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>>136089638

>>136089766
No fucking idea hence the suicide talk.

Might, or probably will have to do something stupid.

It's night time, best to use it to relax and suffer, figure it out by day, nights go fast, fight for days etc etc

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>>136089863
How's the pub coming along? What's it worth?

Seriously, good luck with that.

>>136090101

Well, suicide won't really accomplish much. Good luck mate.

>>136090564
Oh I know, but it's just relaxing to think of an easy way out, that every problem can just go away with a simple action, ofcourse I won't do it, if I was going to then I would've done it years ago.

If I ever get to nine figures I'll buy all of you lads some shit.

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>>136090753
>suicide
It'll be eternal damnation for you fella.

>>136091137
We;ll cross that bridge when we come to it

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So if I should ever fall and get caught in the hustle let them know that I died while I fought my last shitposting battle

porn addiction is worse than drug addiction

How do you guys feel about the idiots in jewYork crushing all that ivory art? It's been banned for a while but destroying all that ivory is needless surely?

>>136093388
It makes the existing ivory even more valuable. Its counter-intuitive

>>136085064
>>Billboard hacked in Cardiff by dangerous right wing extremists
So you believe the hackers are just harmless trolls (probably us, right guys?), this story goes at the top.

brit ppl i hate u cuz
1. u all racist
2. u pale as hell
3. u fuckin stupid
4. u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb
5. ur fat
6. u look like marshmallows
7. u look like gluesticks
8. u close minded
9. u jus straight up bitch
10. u make me sick
11. u all like fishin for sum reason
12. u all have dogs
13. u think u a good race when u ain't even human
14.u look ugly as hell
15.u a disgrace
16. u think u know bout niggas so much when u don't
17. u all got faggot ass voices
18. u speak like British ppl
19. u all gay
20. u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it

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More damage control from Hitchens. Why can't he just admit he's a fucking coward?

>I recall, when I wrote this, thinking to myself that while *I* was prepared to accept a price for our independence, I was in no position to say whether others were. I might add that I had not been fully aware, until Christopher Booker began to raise it, of the huge practical implications (in the shape of Non Tariff Barriers) of a departure from the Single Market and the transfer to 'Third Country' status. I should have been. I wasn't. I regret it.

http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/08/further-thoughts-on-the-eu-issue.html

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How were your early morning runs chaps? Mine was excellent managed 3 laps this morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

>>136097224
>may: the alt-right are evil
>hitchens: i have always been a member of the alt right

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>>136097387
It'd definitely contrarianism more than anything at this point. It's embarrassing.

>goes on for decades about how shit the EU is and how the UK must leave because sovereignty is the most important thing
>government announces it wants to leave the (((Single Market))) because staying in it means staying in the EU
>n-no we can't leave because muh economics

>>136085320
thoughts on being a virgin at 19?

>>136099157
*poirs milk before tea and scones are added to cuppa*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0j3-tmQLjg

Only had about 3.5-4 hours sleep.

>>136099377
Thoughts on being a virgin at 20?

Thoughts on UKIP losing the by-election to Labour today?

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Who else going to /optout/ of society here?

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>>136099650
What you going to do with these precious early hours?

>>136099650
>counting half hours
underage

>>136090753
If it comes to it bankruptcy is better than suicide, give it a while and you can start over with a clean slate.

>>136100955

Nothing much, gives me more time to feel depressed about the state of my life.

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>>136088227
Klingock mooncakes desu

>>136085320
I was a wizard until 27, take your time.

>>136101051
Which presenters do you like on LBC?

>>136101051
Do you ever feel like crushing your own skull, or ripping off your skin? I do.

>>136101273
Farage can be okay.
None of the others really do anything for me.

>>136101353
No.

>>136101555
>has OCD
>doesn't want to rip off his filthy skin

>>136101133
Technically you're not a wizard until you actually hit 30, and now you never will be, that hooker stole your magic potential.

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>>136101051
Maybe use these hours about thinking how to make yourself happy

>>136101682
this

>>136101555
I like Nige. Ian Dale can be a bit too lefty but he is generally fair and balanced and can get good debates going, he's more classic liberal than SJW like some presenters. Steve Allen is also a bit too lefty but I find him comfy listening.

>>136101682
That hooker is now my wife, still only slept with one woman.

>>136101914
I hope your joking

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>>136101133
>wizard
>27
Pick one. Your were nothing but a mere sorcerer's apprentice, but since you have succumbed to the desires of the flesh you shall never has magical powers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DX2yVucz24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DX2yVucz24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DX2yVucz24

>>136101968
Well yeah she's not really a hooker but when you find the one I don't see the need to sleep around

>>136101914
>marrying a hooker
that's commitment for an ironic joke

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>>136102116
>she's not really a hooker
She does it for free?

>>136101914
>He married the hooker who stole his magic essence
Pretty sure this is how undead are created.

>>136102203
>paying to be drained by a succubus
sasuga 4chan

>>136102149
Its never really free with the vaginal jew, you have to treat them on occasion and do chores.

>>136100406
I was until 24 I think. Then something clicked and now I've slept with far more women then all my friends. Degenerate I know.

>>136102650
Become full on autistic traditionalist or Join the army

whats the point of anything

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To live as allah wills

>>136103343
Inshalla brother.

>>136102063
I always wanted to squish that fish from fantasia in a semi sexual way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWKKJwBXir4

>>136103758
that's weird senpai

>>136103758
Pop her head in between my fingers, duck I've got an erection ow

>Be americunt
>meet cute British girl (Family was from Hong Kong)
>fall terribly for her, shes across the pond
Someone, save me from myself.

>>136104030
Just wait until she's deployed with the rest of them and you'll be able to meet up with her in Canada

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>>136103758
Pretty weird senpai

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>>136104030
Does she look like this quintessentially British lady?

>>136104417
Never gonna happen. I should just stop talking to her, because I get oneitis bad.
>>136104724
Family is somewhere in the middle class, I forgot what her folks do but they own their own home and somewhere in the upper-middle class. Professionals or some shit. So yeah, doesn't dress like a basic slut and is THE CUTEST.

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>>136107002
I can't figure out your sleep pattern

>>136107525
I thought Jesus rose from the dead three days later

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>>136107946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY

>>136108348
she was a whore

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>>136108348
Too early for these feels

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>>136109646

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>>136109810

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>mfw seeing that amount of DUDE WEEDs on last night

>>136110588
Probably less than a quarter of children in London schools now are English, I despair.

I wonder what the demographic would be if we were on the timeline where Nazi Germany won WW2 - I'm not suggesting they should have won, just wondering.

>>136110736
DUDE I was so fucking BAKED last night xD

>>136110753
WHEN DO YOU SLEEP

>>136111313
I think I had 3.5 to 4 hours sleep from around about 1:30am last night.

>>136110753
The same but the other 3/4 would be Germans

>>136111439
At least they'd be white.

>>136111367
Dedicated shit poster.

>>136111521
I.. I'm not considered a shitposter am I?

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>>136111462

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>>136110753

Imagine how much poorer we'd be from the lack of diversity! Horrid to think about - thank God they didn't win.

>>136111714
>4 different shades of blue on one graph
An interesting choice.

>>136111817

The headline is black, though.

>>136111714
Does Asian include Oriental?

>>136101273
James O'Brien. I enjoy the pure rage he makes me feel.

The others generally aren't too bad. Maajid Nawaz can actually be a decent listen. I don't agree with him on many points but I like the way he presents his show, and you feel you could actually have a conversation with him unlike J O'B.

They're all far superior to anything on BBC 5Live though.

>>136111966

No, but according to official figures only 0.43% of pupils are Chinese/oriental anyway.

>>136112150
shame we can't replace pakis with orientals

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Our favourite babestation obsessive is at it again on twitter

>>136112232

Shame we can't replace them with our own offspring.

>tfw no britpol bf
also why is the thread 99% tripfags

>>136112508
one step at a time

>>136111557
Every post made on 4han is a shit post

sooooooooooooooooooooo fucking hot

>>136112597
Our country is probably fucked demographically speaking. But I, probably like you am happy to entertain any possibility of it not being so.

>>136113939
the question is to imperium or not to imperium

Lads you have ruined me, just been to a club and everyone just absolutely loves new age "hip hop" it's full on. I can't enjoy myself at all, the whole concept of the music is to be a cunt to everyone.

Literally the only main music is black music now. And I don't even know why.

>>136114738

Get the DJ to play this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3cFiWtcT4k

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>>136114017
I think we should choose the latter of the two.

>>136115003
not that type of imperium

Good morning everybody.

>>136115136
Britain isn't saved yet.

>>136115144
Dead is dead.

Olympic Sex; Neolithic Language


I recall clearly from almost 50 years ago the nightly sing-song promotions on our newly activated 625-line TV set: ‘This is the Year of the Sex Olympics! Sex Olympics Year!’ They were plugging a BBC2 play by Quatermass author Nigel Kneale, about a future world in which the masses are passive watchers, manipulated and kept under control by a small, cynical minority. In this hell, people watch sex, but don’t do it. This was 1968, peak Sixties, before people started to pull back a bit. Almost everything was possible. But sex on TV? No. A ludicrous joke.
But 49 years on, we have it, in the form of Love Island. Yes, I’ve watched it. Once. No, I won’t do it again. It’s not the sex that puts me off so much as the moronic dialogue, as if centuries of literature, poetry and culture had never happened, and in the richest society in history, we are forgetting how to speak.

(Source: http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/07/peter-hitchens-want-a-new-passport-then-be-prepared-to-unfasten-your-trousers.html)

Who else /fullenglishwithabrewbrekky/ here?

>>136115422
Do you reckon he was watching Love Island as he might normally do, but then someone walked in on him and caught him watching it so he had to say it was for research and this column is a result of that?

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>>136115502
Jealous
>order toast
>get this

>>136115352
No lad, I saw a YouTube video about Hitler with loads of likes. Empire restored by Christmas. Screencap this post.

>>136115634
Funnily enough if I'm just having toast that's sort of how I like it. Just warm enough to melt the bread.

>>136115634

>Costa

Get out.

>>136115737
It's not actually costa though, just coffee from a nestle machine in a costa cup

>>136085064
>>136085841
>>136088426
>>136099650
>>136109646
>>136111714
>>136115136
>>136115502
wow what a gay faggot circlejerk. can whatever chink mod that "works" here ban these retards

>>136115937
Just because you're a lazy degenerate who can't get up before 10 o'clock lad.

>>136115855

Ah, that's okay then. You can stay.

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I'm third generation Australian (Scott/British background) and even I'm fuming about this shit. Is this actually how current year Birts actually think?

>>136116032
>Scott
Why can't muh heritage fags ever spell Scot correctly?

>>136116032
>Vice
>indicative of anything other than clickbait edgy "journalism"

Vice is lower than Buzzfeed tier reporting desu.

>>136116032
>legal framework
>rail infrastructure
>integration of lingua franca

Manifest destiny.

>>136115937
>tfw a pleb enters the House of Triplords

>>136116032
Nope, just cucks

>>136115587
Definitely.

>>136116032
>Is this actually how current year Birts actually think?

No.

I am proud of our history.

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Ah yes, "summer"

>>136116362
Don't mean to panic you but make a fuss about it, my mum had problems with her ear for ages and nothing the GPs did worked. Eventually got referred to hospital and they did an MRI. Turns out she had an acoustic neuroma (type of benign brain tumour that grows on the part of your inner ear).

>>136116503
Fucking disgusting desu, like too much dough folder over.

On Radio 4 in 20 minutes Peter Hitchens' radio programme on the 50-year long campaign to eviscerate cannabis laws will begin.

You can listen to it here if you don't want to sign into iPlayer
http://www.internetradiouk.com/bbc-4/

>>136116114
Autocorrect buckaroo

>>136116132
It's a shame too because they used to actually do some decent documentaries. Seems like ever since they launched broadly (their feminist site) they've become straight aids.

>>136116243
>>136116462
Thank fuck for that

>>136116810

Cheers for the link lad

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>>136116503

>>136116888
Did autocorrect also make you categorise "Scott" and British as two distinct groups?

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For those of you who still like him after saying he wants Brexit to be cancelled and for us to remain in the EU, Peter Hitchens will be on Radio 4 in about 5 minutes to talk about cannabis.

https://webmshare.com/play/nZRyw

Video is Kizuna AI - "I try to dance a song for peace!"

>>136117608
He's been saying it's a fool's exercise and unconstitutional since before the referendum took place, why are people only now catching up with him?

>>136117661
Different argument entirely, he is now saying he wants us to remain in the EU. He himself said he had a 'change of mind' on this topic, so it is a new thing, not something he'd been saying for years - unless he's wrong about his own opinions?

It's on very soon.
http://www.internetradiouk.com/bbc-4/

>>136117737
Wait, he now WANTS to be in the EU?
Fucker's been writing about why it's shit since the 90s, Christ, how much of a contrarian is he?

>>136116032
>disgraceful past

They need fucking hanging

>>136117805
Thanks for the link anon

>>136117868
This, can't wait until we bring the death penalty so far back that we can hang people in different countries

European Death Warrant

England vs south Africa bit of cricket on. Living the neet life.

>>136117926
Sounds comfy. We're still pretty good at cricket aren't we? I'm just waiting for uni to start again and I'm bored as fuck.

Anyone play Eve Online?

>>136117968

What are you going to be studying?

>>136117976
Is it 2006 again?

I love how angry England makes foreigners to be honest.

>>136118013
I'm a second year Major in Japanese with Asia-Pacific history and geopolitics. It's the degree that was invented in WW2 so we could study our enemies.

>>136117737
>>136117848
Aye, he's saying we have to stay within the single market - which is to remain in the EU as we know

>>136117976
I used to, but only at an entry level

>>136118048
It must be jealousy

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>tfw some ugly fat cunt manwhore annihilated much of our culture and national beauty
I'm not even Christian or religious for that matter, but I hope this piece of shit is burning in hell. Thank God he didn't get his grubby little hands over Lincoln Cathedral. Iconoclasm is literally one of the worst crimes to commit.

>>136118113

Fair enough mate.

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>>136118316
papists pls go

>>136118316
The Church of England is better than the Catholic Church, and I'm not even Christian

>>136118316
The resulting culture and national beauty made up for it.

>>136118113
>Japanese with Asia-Pacific history and geopolitics
Where do you want to work

>>136118313
Thanks anon, yeah we cover loads of North Korea. I had to do a presentation on the prospects of reunification, while others when to North Korea on a group trip. The lecturuer for the Korean module of ofc Korean and so it was a little daunting to give such a talk infront of him. Also gave a presentation on Japanese-Occupied Korea and the Ilchinhoe (the pro-Japanese Korean group that were in favour of annexation).

I want to be a diplomatic interpreter or something along those lines. Mi5 came and gave a talk to us all (due to the nature of our course) saying there are careers down that route open (spies too) to us after we graduate

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>Hitchens not laying into each and every interviewee

>>136118380
Ironic thing is that I rather respect Cromwell.

>>136118382
I'm not saying I disagree. I'm just mad at how much art and artifacts were lost during the reformation.

>>136118618
He doesn't tend to lay into people though, he just sits back and repeats his point

>>136118643
He should lay into people.

>>136118618
He probably wanted to just make a subjective documentary rather than think piece. Though his thoughts will likely peek out at the end.

>>136118495
UK Embassies in NK, SK, China or Japan would be ideal, United Nations, or generally in Japan.

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>>136118113
>Japanese with Asia-Pacific history and geopolitics

Why not just do a normal degree?

>>136118661
Too blackpilled to advance a conversation

>>136118794
Normal degrees don't offer easy ways to emigrate while still having a good job. Also, it combines both my passions of languages and geopolitics, I love what I do.

>>136118496

Obviously don't say which one, but is it one of the high-ranking universities that you go to?

I assume so since you said MI5/6 visited.

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>>136118825
>I love what I do
W-what a fag, should've done STEM like me hahaha
Good luck getting a job, s-sci master race

>>136118712
I saw Russians had c.1200 American diplomats in Moscow. wtf do they do all day?

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>>136118316
Faggot.

>>136118928

A lot of them are most likely intelligence operatives.

>>136119014
If homosexuality is a sin, does that mean priests who diddled little boys go to Hell?
I hope so

>>136119070
Not if they gave enough cash to the Vatican

>>136118928
Relay Putin's orders to Bog Fart.
(I'm joking Drumpftards)

>>136119111
>Drumpftards
>Drumpf

Kill yourself.

>>136118851
Not really lad, but it's highly funded because it's in a unique position in that only 2 other universities in this day and age offer this kind of degree and Mi5 have employment links with us for this reason. They visited us, I think, out of some kind of historic protocol, that they try to recruit anybody who is being trained to do what a spy could do, or to know about a country what a diplomat is expected to know about the history and geopolitical situation (etc) of countries.

>>136118926
Hah, bless you anon. STEM master race of course, not putting that down. Don't you enjoy what you do? I appreciate I am lucky to have found a career of which I couldn't imagine doing anything else.

>>136118928
All sorts of shifty shit I imagine, I wasn't aware there were that many diplomats even needed in one country. Still, I want the Diplo Passport!

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>>136119070
No. Catholic doctrine means you can do whatever you like and if you confess and get forgiven, then you don't go to hell.

This was the reason Protestants first broke with the Roman Church. Catholics were selling "indulgences" which were basically licences to commit a sin. If you wanted to commit a murder or adultery or fuck a six year old boy in the ass, you went to your local Catholic bishop and bought an indulgence that was basically a Get-Out-of-Hell-Free card. Then you could go and commit the sin and never face any consequences.

Good programme.

>>136119298
Confession only counts if you mean it.

>>136119511
Yeah it was pretty good that

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>>136119193
>can't comprehend the /brit/ post-post-post ironic banter

I, Toilet Bog Fart, as Cuntmander-in-Queef poo solelmnly swear fat I shill fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent and Burger King of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericrack, kike my predecessors before me in the Shite House, and will poo the best of my ashillititty, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.

*solemnly sharts loudly on the Bible*
*the presidential poo drips down the steps of Congress*
*the US Marine Band starts up*

>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, WE HAVE CHOSEN FOR THE NATION
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, HE IS SMELT BY ONE AND ALL
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, AS WE PLEDGE POO-OPERATION
>IN PROUD FULFILLMENT OF A GREAT, NOBLE TURD

>>136119624
It was interesting listening to Jacob Reese-Mogg describing his father's reasoning for the allowing of the advert in The Times, that it was there just to allow free speech seems a bit insincere to me, his "Who breaks a butterfly on a wheel?" editorial doesn't seem to fit in with that.

>>136119557
In actuality, yes, in Catholic doctrine, no.

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Standard.

>>136120111

What if the guests are very homophobic? It will scare them off.

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/py-ULbmM4l8

"deadass" is such a gay fucking work also why do i feel like there's a new niggerspeak word polluting the internet every week or two

>>136120139

>Model
>Talents

Icompatible terms. I'm guessing he means "sexual talents" because he got sexual favours from her in return for a lenient sentence.

>>136120315

Is he autistic?

Reminder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdMVCL3aMpY

>>136120653
I believe so. Great to fucking laugh at though.

>>136120521
nah, deadass is one of the best that's happened in the last couple of years.

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>>136120660

>>136120679

https://youtu.be/Cvi0kCv73CI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viw5JXopin0

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>>136120660

>>136120952
https://youtu.be/T6umBrGMjjM

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Just imagine unironically being a Roman Catholic.

It's ok to be gay out of hatred for woman

It's the honourable path to take in light of all females being untrustworthy whores

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>>136121987

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Ohayou Gozaimasu desu

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>>136122533
GOOD MORNING KANNA-CHAN
lads
How do I stop making the same mistakes over and over again?

>>136122449
Not an argument.

18, openly right leaning, and a manlet. Is there still hope for me /pol/ or should I give up and end my lineage.

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>>136122533
>おはようございます。
>十二時半だ

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>>136122665

>>136122726
What's your point?

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>>136122782

>>136122666
>manlet

How bad are we talking?

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>tfw Britbong

>>136122880

>Connect with people whose beliefs differ to yours
>Totally refuse to connect with people who aren't politically left-wing

Fucking hypocrites

>>136122928
I'm 5 foot 5

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>>136088227
l'd be okay with Alan Johnson on mars desu

>>136122880
So what?

>>136122637
*pat* *pat* is it a mistake thats easy to change??

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>>136123308

>>136123326
Yes, why is this a bad thing?

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>>136123323
Idk I'm stupid and never learn from my mistakes. REEEEEEEEE

>>136122717
I can't read the second line apart from the last character is the rest romaji??

>>136123221
ouch can you walk between peoples legs in big crouds

>All this Justin Welby refugee spam
>Implying the pope doesn't also love muslim and black cock

>>136123504
I wish, I'm too stocky. Catch me in that shortstack comp

>>136123221

At least you're not a skinny manlet.

>>136123423
no idea how to help with that one I'm the same

>>136123439
It's kanji. Sorry man, I was just dogging you for saying that in the afternoon.

>>136123552
>implying I don't think the leadership of both is terrible

>>136123777
Is there still hope or should I become a Himalayan goat farmer

Join the Church of England and help turn things around.

>>136123895
I literally just woke up I thought it was like 10 o clock kek

>>136124267
Dead is dead.

>>136124389
No in this case.

>>136124066

There's hope, anon.

Stay positive.

>>136124736
Thanks man, at least I'm white I guess

>>136124066
As long as you work out and bulk up, you'll be fine lad.

>>136124867
That means a lot coming from a Dragon Slayer

>>136124475
Lol no.

>>136125055
One institution can be saved (or at least partially saved), the nation as a whole cannot.

WIR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAHREN AUF DER AUUUUUTOOOOOOOOBAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHN

>>136086519
Fuck, I can't get over how ugly brits are

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>>136124867
t.Manlet

>>136125327

Fat cunt.

>>136089638
>Stocking up on porn licenses
My man

>>136125354
Most of those comments are niggers famalam and I don't really care what they think

>>136125354
Do women really hate manlets that much?

I know a manlet (talking probably under 5 foot) who has a 7/10 eastern euro gf who towers over him

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>>136125748

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>>136125602
Yes. Every single white woman is a superficial cunt goyi- I mean guy!

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>>136125602
Some do. but they are usually single anyway because they are cunts

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>>136125559
Is brit/pol/ a manlet safe zone?

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>>136125989
Fuck no, smallmanbants is fun when you're part of it
>t. 5'7" manlett

Had /pol/ got some new banhappy mod or something?

Can we have an edit of all those /fit/ wojacks huddled together but replaced with manlets

>>136126121
As long as he keeps his nose out of Brit/pol/ it's alright.

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>>136125989
All this projecting, Eddie confirmed manlet?

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I'd rather be a manlet than have a small willy desu.

>>136126121
I think so I've been banned three times in the past 2 weeks

>>136126426
coping this hard
stay mad midgets

t. 6'3"
*bangs head on doorframe*

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>>136126426
its not about proportions lad, having a smaller body doesn't make your dick inherently bigger

>>136126504
>t. 6'3"

Sure you are, lad. Sure you are...

>>136126426
>have a 13" cock
>Never show it to a bird because you're 5ft
>>136126295
I'm 6"1

>>136126713
I didn't know how you guys felt until I met a guy that was 6'7".
How is it being looked down upon by most of society (including women). An uphill struggle?
Tell me do you have one of those qute steps to reach the cereal cupboard?
Do you consciously buy think soled shoes so that you can cope a little easier?

Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 44% (+1)
CON: 41% (-)
LDEM: 7% (+1)
UKIP: 2% (-3)
(via @YouGov, 31 Jul - 01 Aug)

UKIP SUUUURRGGGGEEEE

https://youtu.be/jCeobgSWJHk

https://youtu.be/jCeobgSWJHk

https://youtu.be/jCeobgSWJHk

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>>136127180
Lad stop talking politics, we brit/fit/ now.

Is Whiskey and Coca Cola any good? I never mix drinks..

>>136127392
Breddy gud lad

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>>136127294
Are those 2 birds reptilians or something lad?

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>>136127495
Larger than life

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>>136127180
on course for victory laddeh. they never take into account the shy tories
Labour BTFO
1000 year tory reich when?

>>136127495
Ameritards have weird beauty standards.

>>136127392
The only thing I've been drinking recently

>>136127392
Cherry cola is alright, also depends on what whisky you drink, i hate jack daniels

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>>136127804
>>136127434
>>136127392
You're either drinking shit tier whisky if you're having to mix it or you're being a retard and mixing malt. Either way you're fucking plebs. If you need sugar in your alcohol you're a faggot or a bird.

>>136127998
>t. Alcoholic
I knew that shit would trigger you

>>136127998
what is a good wiskee?

>>136128490
Depends on your taste, my goto for a cheapish common whiskey is Jura. I do like Dalwhinnie or Highland Park on occasion.

>>136127998
Alcohol is fermented sugar you fat spastic cunt.

>Thread made at 3am

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>>136129184
>tfw you go to sleep and wake up on the same thread

>>136128842
Like .1g you fucking retard.

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>>136129986

>>136129986

>>136129986