>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
http://heyjackass.com
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
>>136084108
>check catalogue
>Thread is 51 seconds old
Evening roberts.
>>136084387
so how comfy is tonight going?
>>136084894
Just tuned in, playin vidya
Something is going down...
Hahahahaha
"He's ha in heart problems, he says he's been smoking crack all day"
"Lovely"
>>136088076
Lalapalooza this weekend. Should be a good night.
>>136088196
Nice! Come on druggies, do some shit!
Was someone singing there for a second?
>>136084108
Good afternoon Roberts, work was boring today, the cubs game Tuesday was great to see in Wrigley, and now I'm back to hear the damage done. How's my city treating you?
>>136088796
*evening
>>136088796
Black make and his friend black female are getting crazy tonight, Robert is busy. Some guy was having a heart attack from smoking crack all day though.
>>136088984
That shit will rot you inside out so goddamn fast, the guy's probably gonna need a pacemaker if he lives.
>>136089279
Meh, one less nig in welfare.
Can somerobert post bingo boards?
Jesus Christ! So much shit going down! Fuck Chicago.
>>136089639
Indeed. I heard they're remaking "Death Wish" and setting it in Chicago. The fact that Chicago surpasses 1970s NYC in violence really says something about how out of control this shit is. Some American leftist faggots have their titties in a twist because the lead (Bruce Willis) is white and wearing a hoodie. I'm probably not gonna watch it in theaters but perhaps some more attention and political subversion given to this place will help efforts to reduce this problem.
>>136084108
Boy, it's unsually stagnant here. Look alive and check yo keys Roberts of /pol/, it's RRH and the shit's getting spread far and wide with plenty of servings to dish still.
>>136089879
>>136084108
Bump
>>136092164
Bump again, will start reporting the happenings in a few.
>exposing himself and arguing with the cashier
Weeeew boy
>>136084108
Male black pulling his pants and exposing himself at 7/11 while arguing with the clerk.
>>136094314
Sounds like sassy is on dispatch in one of the channels tonight.
3 male Hispanics breaking into a garage
Suspects with narcotics
27 is late
3 males one female no weapons seen (possible harassment)
Assault in progress
>I'm callin' 124 Robert, SIR
>>136095028
Burglery in progress, breaking into the frontroom.
>>136094314
Not many in for /comfy/ tonight? Some nights are oddly slow.
>>136095116
This is certainly one of them.
Someone passed from drinking and using heroin
>>136095250
*passed out
ctrl+f "Robert"
http://2occatl.net/splittingofthetimes.html
>>136095275
>Drunk 28 year old trying to take over apartment.
Must've been raised as a pirate.
>Male Black harassing his child's mother
>>136084108
>that affectionate giggle
Chemistry boiling up here.
>3 yo with a knife
>>136084108
I might be losing my mind or going to a higher estate. But it certainly feels weird.
I'm enjoying listening to that police radio with ambiance music.
>>136095859
Congratulations, you've reached a new level of comfy.
>>136084108
Large group of Male Hispanics arguing, one with a baseball bat.
>>136096062
Interracial conflict, Male Black and Male Hispanic fighting.
>>136096396
Burglery in progress, Male Black in white shirt jumping into windows.
>>136096682
Shots fired, 23 yo nephew shooting and kicking a door.
>>136084108
>Boy, you guys are CUTTIN' each other OUT
>>136096967
Naked female outside webster sleeping in a Honda with engine running.
Check yo keys! Check yo keys!
>>136097866
Homeless person sleeping in a lobby under a table.
>>136098127
Male threatening another with scissors on a red line stop.
>>>136078999
1 Thread at a time
Hello Roberts. How many shots are we up to tonight?
>>136098490
Oh shit, everyone migrate here.
>>136098551
Go to this thread>>136078999