CPD - Chicongo II Electric Jigaboo Edition

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We've got 4 male blacks smoking up in a mcdonalds bathroom. Buckle up Roberts and settle in, its time to get comfy.

Evening, Roberts.

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>>136079225
Evening Robert, how's your day been?

>>136079356
Not bad.

>be alert for a mass exit from Lollapalooza

Bad storms tonight?

>>136079502
Yeah that'll make for an interesting combination. Seems like there are a lot of tourists in town.

>>136078999
Zone 6 stream is down? Why?

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>>136079830
Very odd. Thats the englewood area, not a good place for Robert to be during this storm.

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>>136079830
Just got the all clear on zone 7, pretty sure zone 6 and 7 are on the same stream.

>caller was shot in the arm with a bb gun

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check'ennn them keys my roberts
> what it do

>>136080799
Figured it out, the link is just broken in the thread.

>they're still looking for that British murderer

Females fighting with bats.
Evacuating a park?

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evenin' roberts, been away too long. Getting ready to settle in to a night of madness and blood, missed the lovely mix of cozy and horrifying.

>That one male cop who is always really hard to hear

Speak up, Robert I can't understand what the fuck you are saying.

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>>136082434
Welcome back Robert. We're bringing these threads back, a night without CPD is like a night without male blacks shenanigans. It just doesnt feel right.

>>136082636
Probably that one Robert that all the other officers give shit to for having the old radio.

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>>136082679
Debating on cracking open some sardines and if i wanna play a game or not, got a storm muttering outside, eldest daughter is practicing the cello which just adds an air of majesty to crackheads overdosing in the bathroom of a family dollar.

I think it's going to be nice tonight.

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>THIRTY
>THIRTY SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

And they're still shooting.

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>>136082949
MALE BLACK's going all out tonight, now that he's got his food stamps swapped over to bullets and crank.

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>fight at the medic tent
>people knocked over fence at bud light area

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>>136082870
Nice pic Robert, im adding that one to my collection. Its always a nice night when theres a storm brewing and you can get comfy with some cpd.

>big fight by the medic tend
>fence is down

Looks like it's going to be a DOA.

>>136083576
God I love the trash that festivals draw in. I'm gonna go look for bingo card making programs so I can make a special lolapaloza edition.

>intoxicated male walking in the street
>a DOA
You finally have a stiff one count shots-ula.
>A Roberta just got hit (?)

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>WE JUST GOT HIT

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>>136083719
Here's a blank template I picked up.

>>136083777
Praise KEK

>>136083777
Nice trips; it's going to be a number filled night.

>>136083826
Thank you Robert! I'm using a generator online right now but it kinda sucks.

>crowd is getting rowdy by the NATO tent

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>shots fired,
>male black 19 yo has a gun

>crowd is getting rowdy by the NATO tent(?)

>car came back stolen

>a domestic, child's mother is refusing to give the son to the father.

The mother isn't letting Jamal see his boy.

>girls main motion alarm is going off
>"we'll look around"

>>136084476
That's a first

>>136078999
Evening Robert listeners. Thanks OP for the good bread.

>commercial hold up alarm

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Sorry for the size gents, I was trying to pump it out as quick as possible. Plus I figured since events are only for one night this way youll actually have a good chance of getting bingo.

>st street is packed but moving.

>banks east door alarm is going off

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>>136084626
Any time, my goal is to make sure there's a cpd thread each night. Look for them around 8-9, thats the time I aim for.

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>alarm
or
>unknown subject, altered state, seems angry

On the one hand, alarm call is less likely to get you shot, stabbed, or otherwise tangled up with street filth, but is also boring. On the other side, if you're actually trying to make a dent in things and be a good cop, you go for the highest threat first.

Then again, i suppose location matters as well. Anyone know how that works from the inside, is it more based on location or threat level?

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>>136084976
This ones a little better, still getting used to the generator.

>DOA overdose.

>tfw not bonafide

>People stole diapers then ran off

>4 male blacks stole pampers from a Family Dollar then fled.

.. / .- -- / .-. --- -... . .-. - .-.-.- / - .... . / -.. .- -.-- / --- ..-. / - .... . / .-. --- .--. . / .. ... / .- ..- --. ..- ... - / ..--- .---- .-.-.-

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>>136085707
>>136085734
>when the hustle falls short
>babymomma not gonna put out with a stankyass baby at home

swear to fucking god, actual animals...

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>>136078999
tell me gents, what has Male Black done recently
has sewerkang returned?
have any midnight americans zapped themselves to oblivion recently?

tell me, my comfy friends, tell me your grand tales of coonery

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>domestic call with uninvited man in front of the house who won't go away
>pic related is the music on youarelistening.to/chicago

>>136085734
Bradley Nowell approves

What's in the bag Robert? What's IN THE BAG??!!!

>dog left out in the rain

>>136086082
Anyone have the paint picture of this? It always makes me kek.

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>>136086082
Well, there was that time the two sheboons tried to kill eachother with hammers in the parking lot...

>Deep sigh from dispatch

>someone who is dragging a screaming child in the rain.
F

>child screaming in the rain
>looks like someone is dragging them

>>136087202
>>136087208
Looks like little Jamal didnt eat his vegtables and momma sheboon is gonna teach him a lesson.

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>>136087208
The new silent hill sounds fucking crazy.

>female waved the unit down, she needs to go to a hospital.

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H E RE W E G O
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E

W
E

G
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>>136087587
Gonna be a long night.

>person with a gun at the Hyatt (?)
Not even upscale-ish hotels are safe.

>>136078999

How goes the evening, Roberts,

>VW Vs Honda, caller doesnt have valid license

>background sounds of dispatch sounds like 200 people working.

>robbery
>comertial alarm
>auto
>ems at congress hotel
>person down
>loud muisc
>burgerly report
>all pending first district zone 4 clear
>robert: "that's it?"

>gentleman having heart problems
>he says he's been smoking crack all day
>lovely

>heart problem. Gentleman says he's been smoking crack all day.

>person with heart problem, has been smoking crack all day and needs to go to the ER
>dispatch: "Lovely"
>sounds of Robert running
>call of power outage, person on O2 machine, ems not needed yet
This is why you have reserve tanks....

Oh it's starting to get later there, this should be good.

>we have a bonafide arson

>bonafired fire, possible arson.

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I really love this OC....I'm not an art fag but the black and white stuf we have looks really good. I should learn how to photoFag for Robert

>sounds of someone crying (?) young child(?)

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>>136088295
Picks up slowly from around 9:00 on, peaks around 12-1. 2:00 a.m. is a deadzone, and most units rally back to base, dumb the catch, hose things off and prep. Once the bars close, then there's a flood of fucking tom-and-jerry cartoon level shit.

>>136088599
Oh man I can't wait

>four females are asking for caller's son to come out of the building
>one has a knife

>4 females asking for callers son to come out
>one has a knife
>Robert: We're going to take a look at the animal abuse.
Smart move robert, the dog is less of an animal

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>photos of domestic vic in ER. Offender in custody.

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For that one special Robert who asked for this to be posted more often.

>black smoke and fire at lake and sissarow (SP?)

>black smoke and fire
>can't see what building it's coming from

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>>136089530
buncha fires tonight...

18-24 should just take the night off desu

>stuck in traffic, lalawpalooza
>Roberta sounds aggravated

New Zone 6 Link:

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608/web

>that backlog

>offender at maceys
>two domestics
>disturbace
>battery
>domestic battery
>com alerm
>disturbance
>auto crash
>check well being
>batter
>battery>missing person person
>disturbance
>burgarly report needed too, all pending

I missed like 8 of them.....damn dispatch you on point.

>father is intoxicated and keeps falling alseep in the car and the child is calling

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>>136089974
nothing like a bunch of drugged up festival fucks to ram a hairy forearm right up your response stats.

>alarm going off in an empty lot

11-18 Hit by a car!

>Robert 11-18 was hit by a car
Someone's going to have a fun night in jail because of that

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>>136090391
MALE BLACK, having stolen everything in chicago, is now attempting to steal nothing. Still trips an alarm.

>>136090573
Jail with a fucking knot on their head...

>they screwed over schedule
>"what a shock".

>one was shot
>two were just robbed

>two robbed, one was shot.

One is shot, two were robbed, their names are...


Yeah I dont need their names


10-4

>woman yelling at the top of her lungs and screaming
>all ppo's are remain on post until otherwise.

>>136090939

Who cares apnother couple worthless feral niggers

>>136091126

Oh idgaf I laughed pretty good at that one. I may be trailer trash, but at least I'm not a kang.

Which /cpd/ thread is real?

>>136091198
I think most people just want to see others *try* in life. You might be trailer trash but at least try to advance your way in life.

>aniline was calling her friend and woah, her friend shot out her windows and robbed her
>call the crimelab immediately

>>136091394
The breads with jesus, whiepower, and northcentral roberts are always lthe real ones.

>shot out her windows and robbed her

>man is walking a bike
Well, that's it...that fucking asshole, we're going to fuck him up real good

>man fell off building at 11&state

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>>136090939

Any monkey mischief over the new Chicago Sugar tax that went into effect yesterday?

>man walking with no clothes on

I go to the civilized parts of CHicago once a week so I love these threads. Shows me I need to know what boundaries to draw for myself

>>136091910
>I go to the civilized parts

So...Gaytown? or the Jewish neighborhoods?

Good evening, Roberts.

>>136078999
https://youtu.be/Qt2r3zDufcQ

>that rundown

Holy hell. What kind of city is this?

>somebody riding their bike on lake shore drive
>its a she

typical

>>136092683
LOL those are all the jobs pending. calls they received but cant respond to yet

>>136092683
I know, it was like 45 fucking disturbances

>homeland sec. check on perrson (?)
I'm making garlic bread and missed the last bit.

>man breathing hard and running from a group of men with baseball bats (?)

>tried to throw a table through his window from the deck

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-lollapalooza-evaucated-due-to-severe-weather-20170803-story.html

well that explains all the violence in the last hour.

>having an issue with the shelter staff

>>136093592
https://www.lollapalooza.com/schedule/
Oh no, they can't see lorde or muse! Shit must burn!

>Robert fucked up and answered the wrong call.

>tanirea (?) says someone is breaking in to her front window.

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>Wozcak

>passed out
>has been using heroin

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buckle your seat belts in lads

>accident, one of the cars is on fire.

>two car accident
>now one of them is on fire

>drunk 28 yo son is trying to take over disabled parents apartment
>biacka is having issues with baby daddy

>3 yo cut with a knife
.....*sigh*

>911 because she is off psych meds and depressed.

>3 year old cut with a knife

>a mentally challenged 31y/o male was sexually assaulted.

>dispatch said something softly
Is it me, or does dispatch moan an awful lot?

>three males arguing by a vehicle
>one has a baseball bat

>large group of Hispanics near cars arguing
>tow truck driver towed a womans smart car illegally.
>male named Louis who is ban from building, is trying to get in.

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>>136095974
Can't imagine why.

>com. alarm, the "dupa group, frount motion"
Please tell me nogs are not breaking in to dupont.

>assault, now burgerly. 10-15 people.
>mother and children are fighting
>missing person.

>>136096203
>>male named Louis who is ban from building, is trying to get in.

Do white people still live in Chicago? That name Doesn't sound very culturally enriched.

>>136096300
What documentary was this? It's hilariously redpilled

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>>136096676

Empire of dust.

>>136096656
caller says 23 year old nephue was banging on the door and is now shooting at it

>something about trauma room 14.
>Jason is calling saying his girlfriend is kicking him out and he doesnt want to mess up paroll

>female who is 30-40, asked another person to call for help since she's not taking her meds.

>boyfriend is treating to come over and kill her

Check your fucking keys Robert!

>>136096656
Probably Luis

>homeless person sleeping in the lobby under a table

Bump for midnight

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does anyone else here notice the sexual tension between robert and some of the female dispatchers?

>one male has a pair of scissors and is threatening the other

>>136098182
he shoulda backed it up

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Evenin yall
Anything good tonight?

>>136078999
Just came in from the other thread, how are the Roberts in this one?

MALE WHITE MOUNTAIN MAN WALKING A WOLF

>male white
>long hair
>looks like he came from the mountains
>is walking a timber wolf

>looks like he came from the mountains
>is walking a timber wolf

>timberwolf
fucking furries

Fucking timberwolf on the loose

>Dispatcher having an orgasm on air

>>136088231
Nephew pookie or sprog hooked the extra tank...many such cases

Hi Robert How many shots are we up to tonight?

Anyone else watching CPD the movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_I4zqC7GN8

>>136098869
*hocked

>7 or 8 year old child screaming alone

>>136098728
I want to know more about this guy

>>136098882
That movie looks like it will be good, but it kinda got me thinking and I made a thread with my thoughts
>>136096637

>>136098728
The most interesting man in the world

>>136099015
Kek

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>>136098952

>>136099046
Someone busted a bike shop window

>Bike store getting robbed
Every fucking time with the bikes

how do you top a timberpupper?

>>136099186
Do either of you require medical attention?

>>136099228
You don't

>>136099239
Battery in progress.

>>136078999
Looks like we got a roof nigga and an angry underage booze hound.

male black on the roof next to the air conditioner

Everyday a guy stares down a pizza place...

>>136099899
Welcome to my city.

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>Woman screaming for help down a alley.

>>136078999
Female screaming for help in alley.

>>136078999
RARE Male Asian.

>chill out, no one is fighting here, just drunk

Kek

Can anyone pick up what the black Robert is saying?

What's up with disrupting the bus lines tonight?

>>136078999
Man blocking a bus.

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Fuck yes an active thread. Time to get comfy boys. Are the chimps active?

>>136100138
Don't worry we call 911
Help coming...... Soon

>>136100845
Does a chimp shit in the jungle?

3724 Southwest three males on drugs causing disturbance

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>3 Male Black on drugs trying to fight their neighbors.
Community is strong within this city.

>>136101183
kek

Quiet night

>>136078999
>there's been accidents all night long
No kidding.

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>2 Male Black attempted arm robbery now running on foot through a park.

MALE WHITE retard Same Hyde threatening to kill mother

>Woman Stabbed in the ankle.
>Man crying over crying female, check on the crying female.

spoopy elevator.

another stolen bike...

>>136078999
Drug dealer driving around, man at a CVS possibly in wheelchair screaming for help.

man, that one dispatcher sounds like a real broad. She's got a hell of an attitude.

>>136078999
Bonafide burglery, scene contaminated.

>Assault in progress, one female on male yelling at each other

>>136078999
Assault on Kedzie

>Three males checking handles going into vehicles, one red hoodie, one gray hoodie, one black hoodie

>>136078999
3 male teens checking car handles

>[Morse code?]

>Need amber lamps for a very intoxicated individual

>Need a female to assist
Patting down a woman?

>>136104787
true

The woman operator has such an attitude...

>>136104871
Many Roberts know her as Sassy.

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>Check Yo Keyz

>Male hispanic pushing a security guard, battery in progress

combative male Hispanic pushing a security guard... sounds about right

>Male hispanic attempting to break into parked vehicle
Is male black taking the night off?

>>136105077
checked
he'll be kissing the motherfucker by the time Robert arrives.

>suspicious person in alley, unknown female in rear of home

>body removal

>>136105327
>Female white, 45 yo

20 y/o having a bad trip the lollapalooza effect

>40 year old drug male customer(?) having a bad trip.
>>136105376
I wonder if that was the alley screamer, the wheel chair screamer or the female crying on the ground.

>>136105465
>Male and female white arguing on the street

>Six shots fired

>someone shot at caller

>Son attacked by dog, locked dog up

>Strange man beating on windows trying to get in

>Males black checking door handles

>suspicious person in red black nissan altima, male hispanic hiding in bushes, maybe has gun, maybe gang activity
ya think?

>domestic disturbance, baby daddy drama, he's intoxicated

>daughter threatened to hit her with some type of object

>>136106678
My guess is a broken bottle

>>136106731
Sadly even I've heard such stories in real life

>the child's father threw a pole at her

>>136106731
pole?

>customer has been arguing all night and refuses to leave the store

>open garage door

>Gonzalez Jorge A, dob 8/8/85

>store is holding male black until he pays for his merchandise
>he is becoming irate

>male black becoming irate because he's being held until he pays for items in the store
fucking niggers man

>>136108019
muh gibs

You guys have scanners?

I have a Uniden Homepatrol, first Japanese radio with a decent user interface.

>Bipolar, schitzophentic, suicidal and homicidal man threatening suicide
do hey not have looney bins in Chicago?

>>136108976
The entire city is a loony bin.