Liberrtarian Utopia

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>>136069964
>sidewalks

Not for me or mine, thank you.

I actually only understood the muh roads argument during the 2017 politicon debates, it's not roads you drive on it's roads to opportunity in which "fuck you lefties for believing it's fair to build roads for some people but not others" is my counterargument.

>>136070754
side walks with enough space for 4 or 5 people please

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>>136069964
big if true

>>136069964
Those traffic lights better not be publicly funded.

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>what is ground

>>136069964
keks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_QnE9-iK80

>>136074285
You do realize that grass naturally grows to be like 4-6 feet tall right? Who mowed that grass commie?

>>136073788
this

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>>136070754
>ill pay you back with interest
Better be butt interest

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>>136069964
Libertarians don't need roads.

>>136069964
Are you stupid nigger? That looks like more work than building an actual road

>No niggers
Utopia indeed.

>>136074639
Never realized the star of david on that floor.

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>>136069964

>>136069964
I don't get it

>>136076379
>Being this stupid
Libertarians do not support paying taxes for the government to provide services such as building and maintenance of roads and highways.

In a Libertarian Dream they would not pay for roads and thus no roads would exist.

It is a shit tier pro-government and anti-Libertarian meme.

>>136069964
Who dug those pits?
You wouldn't be able to find anyone to do that in a Libertarian utopia.

>>136076802
Can you give me an example of a prominent libertarian scholar, philosopher, author, academic, etc, who believes that?

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>>136069964
>public traffic signals

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>>136077141
>PRIVATIZE PUBLIC TOILETS! USE KASPER'S MONOGRAM™ ZYKLON-USSR GAS ON COMMIES NOW!

>>136077131
>It is a shit tier pro-government and anti-Libertarian meme.
I am telling you what the pro-government and anti-Libertarian neo-leftist say and their meme about Libertarianism.

>Can you give me an example of a prominent libertarian scholar, philosopher, author, academic, etc, who believes that?
You should go ask the pro-government neo-leftist who create these shit memes why they attack Libertarians.

"Re dd it" is full of pro-government neo-leftist and they love these memes.... maybe go BACK to "re dd it" and ask them.

>>136077775
/pol/ using reddit memes now. No wonder /pol/ is fucking cancer

>>136078288
>Implying the cucks who posted this shill thread is not another "re dd it" fag

You do realize that /pol/ is constantly flooded with "re dd it or s" 24/7 with all the anti-Trump and anti-everything threads. Many of the BLACKED.COM thread raids are orchestrated on "re dd it" and other leftist sites to aggravate /pol/.

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>>136069964
>no roads
However will I get to work?

>>136075642
commies btfo

You faggots realize that libertarian cities would be survival-of-the fittest zones for the elite and their minions and the help where paying for roads, traffic signals, sidewalks, etc.. wouldn't be an issue. The rest of us, unfortunately your retarded ironic asses included, would live in relative peace, quiet and comfort in small communities throughout the rural parts of the country. The roads would be fine, not great, but we would all pitch in to get them graded every few months, and we'd be able to get around fine. Meanwhile (this is important statist cucks, pay attention): YOU COULD KILL ANYONE WHO VIOLATES YOU IN ANY WAY and their family would have to sue you later to prove you ran afoul of the law.

>>136078776
Nice mobile Commie removal office.

>>136074411
Someone who got paid to, moron.

>>136079448
You need to read Withur We by Matthew Alaxander.

withurwe.com/

>>136080153
thanks I will

>>136081465
It has a good example of the NAP and it's a pretty good story.

It's also free in pdf.

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”
“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”
“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

>>136084138
He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”
“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.
“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.
“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

>>136084215
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”
It didn’t seem like they did.
“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”
Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.
I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.
“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.
Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.
“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.
I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

>>136084276
He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.
“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”
“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.
“Because I was afraid.”
“Afraid?”
“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”
I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”
He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

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THE MARKET CAN NEVER DO WRONG!

THE MARKET IS SUPREME!

WHAT "CHAOS" IN THE MARKET?

>roads and infrastructure monopolized by government
>government pays private contractors to fix and build them while also taking a cut for itself

seems to me we should be cutting out the middleman. government monopoly is why it's so expensive to build new roads and why we have so much fucking traffic in the inner cities

>>136075642
>japan
>socialist