Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018

>>136069414
No, because no one's made it clear what it will entail. My best guess is that websites ask you to state if you're over 18 before you can proceed.

>>136069705
Foolproof!

>>136069705
Porn sites are just going to use credit card authorization. They're about to make so much money off this. SEE WHITNEY TAKE THREE BBCS AT ONCE FOR ONLY $1.

Well my credit info is already on here....

>>136069705
Doesn't sound like a good guess, that hads nothing to do with identification

>>136069705
>isp requires you to go to the government and pay a porn licensing fee
>have to bring 4 forms of id and renew your license annually
>After obtaining your license, your isp can enable your access to porn for a fee
Uk is so cucked

>Banning Porn would be a bad thing

Fucking retard virgins... Porn is a weapon

>>136069705
They want to make it so that porn sites have to check your credit card details to prove that you're over 18.
Considering the only good porn sites have no "are you 18+" checks it'll do literally nothing and that's assuming that they actually manage to do it this time.

>UK government.
>Computers.
Top lol. Anyone remember the NHS computer system? Even the tweets can only be prosecuted if you literally put your name on the account.

>>136069414
Anyone got the grickleknob pasta?

>>136069414
I don't care. I'll just wank to candid feet videos on youtube instead.

>tfw I fail my porn test

I'll never get a porn license like a real man! Fuck this gay Earth

Its almost like people have no idea that VPN's exist. This will only effect plebs and women.

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>>136069414
Yeah, What is it like living in a police state?

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>>136069414
Any act that restricts people's access to pornography is a step in the right direction.

>>136069414
We have a history of pointless authoritarianism, famous playwright Joe Orton got sentenced to 6 months for defacing library books back in 1962. And you could get hung for stealing up until the 19th century.

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>>136070600
>WAHHH THEY WON"T LET ME HAVE UNLIMITED ACCESS TO TRANNY GANGBANG PORN
>THIS IS TYRANNY

what the fuck is wrong with you? you sound like a feminist complaining that having to pay for tampons is misogyny.

STOP WATCHING PORN.

>>136070535
That pasta was created the last time the UK government tried to ban porn and look where we are now.

>>136070026
How will a VISA giftcard tell them anything?

>>136069705
Excuse me miss, I will need to see some porn id first

>>136069414
People get so worked up about the UK, just because it's illegal to have certain opinions, to carry an unbinned knife, to fail to pay your tv propaganda tax, or to jerk off without providing photo ID. Seems perfectly reasonable to me

>>136071673
>to jerk off without providing photo ID
They can jerk off, but not watch porn. Nice narrative you're making up in your mind already.

>>136071814
And those other things?
Also, what's the point of asking people for photo ID before watching porn if not to stop them fapping?

>>136069414
porn is for cucks. you're not motivated to get pussy if you're jerking off all the time. any masturbation is beta behaviour. all your loads should be given to women

>>136072104
I assumed the point was just to laugh at Britcucks when they actually do it

>>136072452
Well yes, for us.
But I assume they have some reason other than entertaining us for cucking themselves.

>>136070209
I'm concerned that this is just the start of moving towards a SK-tier system.

>>136069414
Muhammed ordered sharia law.

>>136070535
Literally never stops being funny.
Because it's true.

>>136070535
It would be fun if it wasn't true

STOP BEING A PORN KEK
>STOP BEING A PORN KEK
STOP BEING A PORN KEK
>STOP BEING A PORN KEK

>>136071245
They can check if it's a personal account or a gift card

Don't worry britcucks, I'll be seeding porn for you.

>>136070225
Yeah. Good porn sites don't check, and they're hosted in other countries. Is UK going to censor their net like China and force subscription to sites like blacked.com for the good goys?

>>136070535
Kek.

>>136070887

>US flag
>defends state controlling people

Hmmm, really spins those gears.

>>136073148
>>136073183
Which one is it, niggers?

>>136070206
at best it will only be applied to big sites, they're trying to introduce rules that the internet doesn't run by

>>136074138
>libertarian

back to /r/eddit kiddo

>>136074336

>please take my freedom: the post

>>136074336
Back to Europe for you then.

>>136074459
(((freedom)))

>>136069414

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