Brit/pol/ - Comfy Hours edition

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first for fuxk yeah

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Reminder that pic related happened

thoughts on suicide?

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>>136068945
Why did it happen though?

>>136068963
>ywn feel your foreskin inside a vagina

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>>136068954
I don't want to end up as a talking tree. So no.

>>136068954
Fucking stupid senpai. I tried and failed miserably and now have a lumpy arm, sad part is I love my fucking life now.

>>136068954
UK Samaritans is 116 123, please call it if you feel like this.

ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ ʷᶦˡˡʸ

Just a humble willy-farmer planting willy-seeds, by the morrow they should bear bountiful willy-fruit

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>>136069106
>hearty chuckle

>>136068954

I don't like how unsympathetic people are about it desu. Whenever someone necks himself everyone goes 'oooh selfish it's the coward's way out etc'. It's more complicated than that.

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>>136069149
A yank came here and moaned about you. What are you doing in /ptg/?

>>136069149
So I'm guessing it was more of a cry for help rather than an actual suicide attempt?

Because you have to be pretty pathetic and idiotic to fail at a genuine suicide attempt

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>>136068945
Don't you just love paying license fees for this

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>>136068954
>>136069149
>>136069199
feels like a good idea right about now

>>136068954
Permanent solution to a temporary problem. Tried it once, glad I failed...

>>136068963
but youre gay

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>>136069306
I've been shitposting in there daily.

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>>136069200

>>136069222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgq8OhBwInI

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>>136069023
Because you have impure thoughts

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Lads Peep show was Bogpilled

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>tfw back from a touge run and the feels kick in

let's have a comfy thread lads

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>>136069405
>imply I haven't already watched every Bishop Hitchens video on the internet

>>136069141
what does this even mean?

>>136068954
Don't understand it

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>>136069469

>>136068769
Where is the OP picture from?

>>136069378
Kek

>>136069678
Durham Cathedral.

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Post underrated British films. This hits right in the feels.

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>>136069306
Posted pic related asking if it was Bill Clinton.
>>136069310
Nah I went uphill, cut through a load of tendons, couldn't move my fingers for 4 months and needed 24 stitches. I was drunk though so it wasn't straight up.

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>>136069549
Poetic justice where the naughty people go.

>>136069200
nice willy crop you got there, would be a shame if something were to *HAPPEN* to your lovely set of little willys. what if a group of thots were to make their way into the paddock and eat the produce? you wouldnt want that would ya?

now give me the memes. the whole lot, and i wont have to speak with my thot patrol anytime in the near future thank you very much

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>>136069530
>tfw he runs
Fucking virgin

>>136068954
Seems reasonable to me. The perpetrator escapes whatever predicament they were in and the population decreases. What's not to like

>>136069855
>and the population decreases

why is this ideal?

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>>136069648

>>136069714
Ah right, though about applying to Durham University, is it a nice place? Might be a bit to far away for me.

eating custard creams and listening to kate bush
very comfy

>>136069530
Why do you shit post on porn hub? Is it because your car doesn't work?

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>>136069844
I don't run though you faggot.

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>>136069762

I don't know why but I read that in the voice of pic related from the fast show

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>>136070034

what song lad

>>136060348
Have a centralised agency put together lesson plans/slides/material which teachers can optionally use. Teachers spend most of their time planning the same lessons across the country and a lot of them are shit at it. Having a central database they can get shit from would stop so much wasted time.

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>>136070050
What?

>>136069951

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Anyone experienced that falling sensation when in bed and get startled af?

>>136070128

you should 'ave fear

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>>136069678
Durham, but more specifically I think it's an edited screencap from 3:13 of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rn4CRu9pa4

>>136070130
listening to the kick inside album
got kite playing now

>>136070205
Yeah but I was on the roof at the time.

>>136069554
Literally the worst one.
http://www.ricorso.net/rx/library/authors/classic/Beckett_S/1st_Love.htm
Read that short story and fall in love.

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>>136070075
>I can't run
Fixed

>>136070034
>eating custard creams

True patricians crack 'em open and eat them as halves

>>136070338
>dyel can't cope
Expected.

>>136069920
Saw someone arguing a week or 2 ago that population decrease makes houses cheaper. My only goal in life is to get a house someday and have enough money for food and heat etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhAzssBuUKE

>a woman driver and a deserter walk into a bar.
>the barman is running on the spot
>a fat man is chasing catamites around the pool table
>there's a pike twisted into a steering wheel but that's not relevant and never will be.
The pub explodes. Who wins?

>>136070145
https://www.tes.com/

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>>136070205
Once I got baked off of smoking black resin scraped from my bong and had that feeling every 30 seconds for 10 minutes. Was fucking west desu.

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>>136070360

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>>136070146

>>136070205

I read somewhere that kind of 'fall and grab on' impulse evolved as a way of stopping yourself falling off a branch when we had to sleep in trees to avoid predators. Fuck knows why it goes with bad dreams though.

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>>136070205
>>136070295

Why yous not like immigrants?

>>136070451
The Jewish Insurance broker

>>136070401
>flabby AND has a cheapskate car
Not remotely surprised.

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>>136070464
DUDE

>>136070481
Kek

I'm curious, what video is that on?

>>136070252
And, may I ask a bit brutishly, is it an Islamic shithole?

>>136070205
When its late at night and I'm still up, especially with headohones on, I'll feel a presence or swear I just heard someone talk to me. Once I am sure I felt something brush my foot.

Usually when that sort of thing happens I go to bed.

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>>136070374
not splitting and recombinating their cream with bourbons before dipping them in tea and cofee, like it has been mandated in the BBCGT bakeoff laws and regulations of cream tea products 17790.
>2kl8

>>136070613
No idea, was posted in the last thread

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British people are good at sad music, I believe we've established that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGIDLb--9U4

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>>136070743
>clicking that while phoneposting in a dark room was a horrible mistake.
Cheers Rimmer, it's not like I needed those retinae anyway.

>>136070776
sorry *BBCCTGQ+

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>>136070776
>splitting and recombinating their cream with bourbons before dipping them in tea and cofee

>>136070682
It wasn't when I went to look around there for uni open days about 6 years back, but with the university being a large part of the town and with the trend of unis in the current age aiming to get in as many foreign students in for those sweet international fees there's probably alot of sandfolk and chinese there, in general that north-east area is the whitest in Britain though.

>>136070457
Oh. So why the fuck do teachers always complain about how long lesson planning takes?

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>tfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk5Df_lDD38

>>136070464
hitchens.png
>>136070482
The last time it happened I was awake

>>136070693
sounds like schizophrenia m8

>>136071014
Because teachers are useless faggots

>>136070923
Top album that.

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>>136071066
U ok hun? x

>>136070693
Yeah I get that too
>>136070205
I get that very occasionally. I always picture Abe Simpson falling towards the camera before I wake up for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhAzssBuUKE

>>136071079
Probably but not so loud or Rimmer might realise it's just him replying to himself all day, every day, that there are no anons or trip-dukes. It's just different parts of his shattered psyche interacting.

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>>136070776

I have to refrain from dippage 2bh my good man, it sweetens the tea, i'm a northerner who likes it inky and bitter

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>>136071260
no x

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Is my lit soul mate here?

>>136071295
I have often had the weird sensation of small (4ft ish) dark shadowy figures around me or running just outside of my field of view. Big head, skinny body

>>136071013
The north east and good ol' norn iron.

>>136071220

mein neger

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>>136071308
>Rimmer might realise it's just him replying to himself all day, every day, that there are no anons or trip-dukes
This is what I actually believe though

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how come your all such gaybois?

your all mad depressed and shit like you are 17, go to /adv/. brit is supposed to be comfy.

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>>136070464
I've done similar things when I ran out and couldn't get hold of a dealer.

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>>136068769
Why haven't you taken the Vegan Pill yet?

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>>136071564

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>>136071536
We know Rimmer. At least the different bits of your psyche are generally nice to you.
>For now

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>>136071078
>>136070743

What do you reckon Hitchens reckons of hemp no longer traditionally being grown en masse in Europe for things like ship sails, rope, clothing, bow strings and other things its long, strong fibres make it the superior material for? Was it still the devil's lettuce then or is his beef with THE-MIND-MELTING-SUPERSKUNK-NOT-LIKE-IT-WAS-IN-MY-DAY.jpg ?

>>136071486
My dreams sometimes happen in the same place, but in places that I rarely ever go to yet the depictions in my head seem completely accurate when I do go there. A village just outside of my town being a prominent one.

>>136071547

>not being a brutally repressed fucked up adult and coming to brit/pol/ while ignoring all the kids on outer/pol/

>>136070464

When I smoked weed I used to love scraping the keef out my grinder after i'd run an Oz through it, best smoke ever that.

Quit weed over 4 years agon now, and you can still smell it in my grinder, it's mad how that smell sticks around

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>tfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GygEAcFFMVs

Rimmer is *suspiciously* popular

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>>136071713
>>For now

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>>136071547
We are comfy in our collective misery and love for British music and TV.

>>136071389
you dont understand my friend. the 17790 wars of the tea were savage. the space jewrines assaulted big ben directly as the combinates supermolecularly strengthened G.O.L.E.M mechasuit.
big ben fought hard, but the secret weapon of the BBC overwhelmed it. now every englishman has to honour racemixing every morning by drinking tofea and mixing cuctard cremes and bourbon cremes. its the new thing.

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>>136071438
Did you watch that Bowden speech on are Tom litlad?

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>>136069142

Why are Americans so easy to wind up lads? Can't believe one of them's actually going for it (or am I being reverse baited?).

>>136071782
Hemp and cannabis are two completely different things. Hemp has no thc or cbd and is still grown today but synthetic materials replaced most of what they were used for

>>136071506
At 98% white and 80% christian Northern Ireland sounds like paradise. However half of the population are Catholics who vote for sjw Marxist terrorists at every opportunity. It just serves as fodder to the argument that the best society is a completely homogenous one.

>>136071947
He's genuinely quite pleasantly inoffensive. The ying to that woman's Yang.

You just can't help but like him.

>said Rimmer's sense of self to his conscience.

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>have to get up at 5 am to get ready for work

>>136071947
He phone posts and proxyposts usually, and he has a few alts.

I just have a few alts that I use when I get banned.

>tfw people used to think I had proxies just because it seemed like bans didn't affect me
Literally takes 3 minutes to reset my router.

>>136071886
>Quit weed over 4 years ago
Over a year and a half for me after smoking everyday for 10 years. You not smoked at all since? One day when I got my shit together I would like to have a smoke again

>>136072068
Depending on the state there's a lot of German ancestry in bits of fatland. You might have found some proper Deutsch autism.

>>136071989

I think all them biscuit crumbs are going to your brain lad, you're one pink wafer short of a variety tin

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>>136071947

>>136072209
>3 minutes
Phone posting has its benefits, good old airplane mode.

>>136072356
Aaw.

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>>136072147
>>said Rimmer's sense of self to his conscience.

>>136072261
I smoked weed for 4 years, had no problems whatsoever, mixed with tobacco just chilled me out, I was a bit of a clumsy fuck when stoned but no other issues. Had a time on anti depressants for 6 months 2 years ago then packed them in, tried a joint last week, single rizzla pure weed because I stopped smoking fags and man it fucked me. Panic attacks like fuck, kept thinking I was going to die, was truly terrible shit.

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>All these "trips" ruin this board

Fuck off you sad virgins

Does anyone else here just smoke a bit of weed for fun now and then? Seems like all you lads have some horror story about how you did a million bongs a day for ten years and ruined your life, you make it sound like meth or something

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>>136072061
Indeed. I'm glad he brought up how there's been attacks against him recently for the 'jew is underneath the lot' stuff. Was that video a bnp thing or just an Eliot talk? Also the other week you mentioned how you wrote an essay about Godot for Uni and you said something about a 'priax' or 'priam'? Just got an old book of Aeschylus plays and was wondering how that fits in to the Greek tragedies.

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>>136071664
Don't worry, I'm still off the stuff.
>Try weed outside a club at 17
>Start hanging out with weed friends constantly
>Start buying for myself
>Become addicted
>Stop after 10 years
>Everything is boring without it
>Try drinking instead
>Hey, not bad
>Become alcoholic
I think I might have an addictive personality

>>136072546

Degenerate.

>>136072416
>3 minutes
That includes me taking a fag break.

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>>136072546
>Hitchens memes incoming

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>>136072513
Welcome to the club anon.

>>136072600
>addiction
>real

>>136072483
>Panic attacks like fuck, kept thinking I was going to die, was truly terrible shit.
You smoke a whole joint? After not smoking for 4 years? MADMAN. Would like to go Dam or one of the states in America if I were to smoke again. I reckon my tolerance is so low it will be like smoking for my first time again

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>>136072727

>>136072261
>Over a year and a half for me after smoking everyday for 10 years. You not smoked at all since?

Nope not a sausage lad, smoked daily since I was 18yo or so i'm 41 next week, very rare a day would go by without a smoke, 10+ spliffs a day wasn't uncommon and pretty much the norm and then there were the fags too.

Quit the weed right away, the fags took a good 6 months before I finally quiet them too, I don't miss the weed, it made me too introverted, stressy, self-consious, panick attacks etc etc it wasn't good for my mental health at all.

God, I hate southern "Europeans"

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>>136072872
>it wasn't good for my mental health at all.
You know what is good for your physical and mental health? A vegan lifestyle.

Labour gains lads :/

Even with the Corbyn-Venezuela hype ATM

Gained 2 UKIP Seats and a Safe CON seat

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/893241526133903360
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/893233134980009985

>>136072619

I am a bit of a degenerate and should probably grow up a bit but ffs, how much of a sperg do you have to be to have issues from smoking weed? Even compared to booze let alone class As

>>136072600
I know what you mean man, had the same problems with both, quit weed years ago apart from the wee smoke I had last week but I'm not smoking again for atleast a year, same goes for alcohol but I've cut down to drinking occasionally, every couple of months or so.

I was pretty much drunk throughout the whole summer last year.

Still need to cut down on fags but it just doesn't seem like something I'd want to do just yet.

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>>136072546

>>136072483
>Panic attacks like fuck, kept thinking I was going to die, was truly terrible shit.

Yeah been there, not fun, not had a single attack since I quit both weed and fags, though for me weed was the catalyst for it, made me think FAR too deeply, with proper adreneline-fueled panick attacks

>>136072889
Me too. They're just so fucking loud and oblivious to their environment/people around them. Does my head in.

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>>136072094
Aye you're right but it still became hard legally to grow hemp in the 20th century due to its association with the reefer which is why it fell out of favour for making those things and paper and the like. I was under the impression it was at least somewhat similar and contained a type of cannabidiol and traces of THC. Wonder what variety the 'noted weed' Shakespeare mentioned in his sonnet and they found in a couple of his pipes was (pondered Rimjob to his subconscious):
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/theatre/william-shakespeare/11792533/Cannabis-discovered-in-tobacco-pipes-found-in-William-Shakespeares-garden.html

>>136071260
Actually used to know her

>>136073100
They're worse than Arabs in a lot of ways, just as ugly too

>>136068954
I want my life to end but I fear to repercussions. I am trying to love the struggle of life, so far I am having little success. I will keep trying.

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>>136073012

>>136072600
>>Try drinking instead
Here's your problem anon. Only drink on special occasions.

>I think I might have an addictive personality
Most definitely, so learn to control and limit yourself

>>136072980

Sorry lad I like my sausages

>>136073044
I need to drop the booze, but I just hate being sober.

>>136072152
Better go to sleep wagie :^)

>>136073092
>>136072746
Yeah, but it was an extremely thin joint, and afterwards I decided to get some indica and try that.. Had 4 drags and put it down, could feel the panic coming in but it was controllable, was still no fun like it used to be though.

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>>136073270
Meat is bad for your sex life.

>>136073325
Fuck off Vienna era Hitler.

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>>136073157
>Shakehisbeard was an immoral

>>136072483
>Panic attacks like fuck, kept thinking I was going to die, was truly terrible shit
Oh fuck mate

I remember when I was 14 me and my mates got a scorebag and I was still relatively new to weed and we were all supposed to smoke but everyone pussied out and it was just me and one other cunt and we smoked it all out of pipe in under 20 minutes, I started feeling light headed as fuck pretty quickly then the panic attacks started kicking in then I pretty much blacked out for a few hours, according to the people there I was still fine and awake but I cannot remember a single moment of it past the attacks, genuinely thought I died.

Not sure if I was spiked or what.

>>136073385
>Meat is bad for your sex life

I can pleasure myself with a warm sausage up the pooper

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>>136073385
>even vegan propaganda is blacked

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>>136073538
>this whole post

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>>136073308
>but I just hate being sober
Might go drink myself to sleep a couple nights in a row

>>136072872
>Quit the weed right away, the fags took a good 6 months before I finally quiet them too
About the same for me too

>it made me too introverted, stressy, self-consious, panick attacks etc etc it wasn't good for my mental health at all.
Same, tempted to just try it like I said if I ever go back dam or in a legal us state. Don't want to smoke it here again

>>136070205
Called a myoclonic jerk just fyi

Tripniggers deserve cancer

>>136073027

Ban weed, booze and the like. Firing squad for those caught with it.

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>the amount of druggie degenerates I've been worshipping the gospel of Hitchens with

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>>136072546

>>136073157
>'noted weed' Shakespeare mentioned in his sonnet and they found in a couple of his pipes was
Most likely early type of cannabis. Hemp doesn't flower(grow bud)

My GF told me she was sexually assaulted when she was younger when in a kebab shop drunk with her mates, they took her out back and assaulted her.

What do? this was in 1994 in Bristol, I have a good mind to go back there

>>136073992
She's contaminated, dump her

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>>136073352
THC levels are retardidly high now. Instead smoking a whole joint only smoke a half

>>136073638
>>136073744
>>136073829
>>136073882
You should be happy that you do not have stupid stories like ours to tell, not angry.

Learn from other's mistakes.

>>136073538
>Not sure if I was spiked or what
No smoking a ten's in 20 minutes will do that especially if you are 14

>>136073829

I know lots of people say this but it just seems like right wing virtue signalling to me. If you really believed everyone who so much as has a beer deserves death then you want pretty much everyone dead and there's something wrong with you

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Lets all tell stories about how we didn't escalate the decline of Western Civilisation by taking illegal drugs.

>>136074281
It was some experience though.

I didn't return to the place that I smoked in for a year because of the flashbacks.

>muh ptsd

>>136073992
Women Translation:
>I sucked off the guy behind the till for a bottle of cheap voddy and a floor sweepings Kebab and now, all these years later, I'm starting to regret not getting more out of the deal

>>136073992
Find out where, who it was and do what you think is best
MAKE SURE ITS THE RIGHT GUYS

>>136073044
Yeah. I'm not that into drinking so I can do without that, but I don't think I could really quit fags right now.
Considering trying a heavy duty vape thing but 'muh hipster/fedora' stuff is putting me off

>>136073670

Saying that though I LOVED a smoke playing vidya.

>Dam
I remember when me and a mate rode our motorbikes to Dam stayed for a week about 100 miles south in a rented house in Herkingen, was always envious of Dams hashes, Afghan and the really malleable sticky stuff youd literally have to scrape off the bag, nothing too strong but smelled fantastic and went grat with a morning coffee.

Both brought back around £300 worth each hidden in our tankbags on the ferry, mate went for the weeds, I went for the hashes it sjust what I prefer.

In the UK it's all about the weed, really stinky obnoxious stuff you don't really get to sample any of the nice hashes and pollens etc so much here.

And soapbar, another staple of UK weed culture I dunno what gets you higher the hash or the selotape in it, i'd actively refuse to buy that shit and just go cold turkey and wait for the weed

>>136074416
I never had bad experiences(Flash back/panic attacks) with weed

>>136074446
Don't worry about what others will think, I tried vapes multiple times and it does nothing for me, there's nothing like having a fag, and I'm not ready to give that up either yet.

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>>136074092
I was thinking of going back there and finding out how long they have been there and if they have been there since the assault I will beat them all to within an inch of their life.

I'm guessing my GF is not the only one who these fuckers abused.

pic related

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>>136074446

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>>136072573
Good lad. Yeah I found that bit particularly interesting and the way he linked it with the retrospective second wave feminist attacks on Ted Hughes on account of Plath's and his second wife's suicide, to the point of wanting to exhume his grave. I've just dug the essay out now, the question was on the subversion of Aristotlean unities of time, place and character. Just dug the essay out for the first time in years, here's the intro:
The legacy of the Poetics in which Aristotle's 'unities' are contained is evident in the Western Canon, though it is imperative to understand the context from which this early manifestation of literary criticism bloomed and how its tenets are applicable within the realm of Beckett's post-modern-theatrical creation. Namely in the use, warping and consequent subversion of its unities of time, place and character in Waiting for Godot; all of which are used to constrain and pacify the characters into inaction and deny them an identity outside of the present time....

(later) In being coerced by the poet-creator into the strict literary shackles of a single sparse setting, a linear and sequential time progression shared with the audience and amnesiac character-agent roles destined to reflect the inherent inaction of the play's mythos, they are stripped of the praxis and pretence necessary of the 'high' or 'low' characters of Greek poetic form; of the illustrious, character defining conquest of Tennyson's Ulyssess 'sat by a cold hearth' gazing back 'Far on the ringing plains of windy Troy'.
They are denied cathartic resolution of their situation in measures both tragic and comic, be it from a devastating fall from lofty peaks of power through the plot catalyst of hemertia or the attainment of eudaimonia via means of a divine epiphany’s didactic exposition; either of which would liberate them from the universe of repeating unities in which they exist.

(sorry for brick of text) - cont...

>>136074427
See
>>136074708
I'll be finding out tomorrow

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>>136074708
Give us the gory details.

>>136074515

Isn't soapbar pretty much exclusive to vibrant new Britons now? I'm out in the sticks and even here nobody but junkies will even pay for that anymore

>>136074708
>triangle grill
Is that because they grilled her triangle?

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>>136074799
>reference to Tennyson's Ulysses
Saucy git.

>>136074515
>I LOVED a smoke playing vidya.
This was my problem

>don't really get to sample any of the nice hashes and pollens etc so much here.
You can def get it. Used to get proper squiggby black and some really crumbly hash and pollens a few times a year. Most dealers don't sell it because not a big sellers amongst the yute. A lot more older dealers sell it though.

>soapbar
Kids today will never know about this shite. And when there were summer weed droughts and the best you could get was some thai weed

>>136074828
Details of how me and a some sick crackhead homies are going to get medieval on these cunts if I find out its them, or what they did to my girlfriend?

I will get these fuckers.

>>136074799
>>136075114

>tfw dull resentment at people who are cleverer than me

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I don't know why but I really miss Maggie and Ronnie, I remember when I had delusions that May and Trump were going to be their 21st Century counterparts, after the election I'm just so depressed and it feels like Brexit is cancelled and the Marxist Corbyn is going to be PM within 5 years.

>>136075203
>not a big sellers amongst the yute
>yute
Man thinks he's road innit

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>>136074446
>>136074562

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>>136075242
Both.

>>136075242
Details of what they did to your bird

>>136072573
>>136074799

(cont..)
A Waiting For Godot in which transpires the death of Vladimir or Estragon, the act delegated to the sole stage furnishing of the tree because 'it will pass the time'1 to which they are chained, is summoned in concept before being theorised out of existence, 'don't let's do anything, it's safer.' Were Didi or Gogo to assume the role of active agent and undertake their own demise, as in the vein of the Verona's star-crossed lovers, the play would not fulfill necessary criteria to be of an Aristotelian tragic nature; for devoid of the legacy of actions past and their inferred distinctions of character alongside the power to undertake present action these characters occupy the same moral stratum as an imagined audience - an observer. Uninfluential on the fabricated universe and confined to its theatrical space, chronology and events, though capable of thought and discourse.
'The spectator cannot but identify himself with Estragon and Vladimir, bewildered and abandoned in a universe which makes no sense and where, faute de mieux, one has to wait for a redeemer.'2
Stripped of identity by setting, repetition and inaction and motivated by an uncertain belief of a hinted at but absent higher power (hazy intertextual recollections of the Bible, 'a vague prayer' and his 'white beard' make allusions to an Abrahamic God or Dieu3)
'The challenges post-modernism poses seem endless. It rejects epistemological assumptions, refutes methodological conventions, resists knowledge claims, obscures all versions of truth, and dismisses policy recommendations.'4 By subverting a legacy of religious, social and artistic traditions, Becket seeks to demonstrate a representation of bare human essence and its inherent passive yearning for a form of absolute revelation of a divine explanation that never appears.

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>>136074562
>there's nothing like having a fag

>>136074515
Desu on the vidya
I could play spend all day smoking and larping in elder scrolls/fallout

>>136074876
See the Church looking building in the background, thats Bristol University. This part of the City is very popular with students, i wonder how many other student girls they assaulted each week?

I will ask them.

>>136074853
>Isn't soapbar pretty much exclusive to vibrant new Britons now?

I'm a bit out of the loop these days but yeah it wouldn't surprise me, even though the bush/weed supply is really everywhere in the UK these days.

I remember back in the early 90's soapbar was pretty much all you could get unless you had REALLY good dealers, I even remember the early weeds here (early 90's) still had the seeds in and people would rave about the Sinsemilla, then the modern stinky weeds Cheese etc really took off in the late 90's if my memory serves correct

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>>136075433
Mmmmmmm

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>>136075349
>>136075433
I don't see how that post warranted two replies, guess I'm worth it.

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>>136074827
What I would do is attack them separately. But knock them out and stamp of their groin area as hard as possible and them stamp on their hands, legs and arms. That way you wont kill them but do serious permanent damage
(THIS POST IS ENTIRELY SATRICAL GCHQ)

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>>136075529
You're not worth two farts mate, here's a (You) to help numb the pain

>>136075476

I don't know all the ins and outs of how it happened but up here it just went from soapbar to good bud everywhere overnight when I was a teen in the early 00s.

>>136075364
>>136075369
They fingered her and gropped her till her friends came looking for her.

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>>136072573
>>136074799
>>136075431

(conc.) (sorry again for spam)

Despite the gulf in time and culture between writings, the 'making' of Becket's Waiting for Godot can be examined through the tenets of Aristotle's unities of place, time and character. Doing so reveals a subversion of genre and its expected content as well as the functions of the unities. In the past these unities have been used as points of plot progression and criteria for a 'perfect art form', whereas in Waiting for Godot, they are subverted into a device to trap and confine the characters within a universe where 'Nothing happens, nobody comes, nobody goes, it’s awful!' which they are destined to repeat starved of any form of catharsis from their situation. Through this destruction of character pretence and praxis, Beckett seeks to convey human essence in its most fundamental form. (end)

Basically it was how by denying them 'mythos' and 'praxis' necessary of characters of Greek Comedy/Tragedy through appreciation and subversion of Aristotelian unities he is trapping them in a post-modern state of inaction. Bear in mind this is a bit of a guff explanation as it was a while ago I wrote it and it wasn't marked particularly well as I didn't explicitly explain the Greek terms I used. (sorry for spam lads, am done now)

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>>136075431
Lovely stuff. Need to read Aristotle but working my way through the Greeks chronologically first.
>a divine explanation that never appears
Beckett got that from St Augustine, that line in Godot 'One of the thieves was saved' is from-
'Do not despair; one of the thieves was saved.
Do not presume; one of the thieves was damned.'
That's Beckett all over.

>>136075203

That's good to hear about the modern hash/pollen supplys etc, I find the weeds these days just to be really obnoxious smelling, atleast with hash etc you could have a smoke without pissing your neigbours off etc, plus the weed these days are just TOO STRONG.

Now kids are into dabbing and shit and it make feel old

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>>136075114
One of my faves desu

>>136075465
>I could play spend all day smoking and larping in elder scrolls/fallout

Kek same, i'd get lost in Baldurs gate and not see the sun for days lol

>>136076095
Went to where he was born the other week. Lovely place. I thought that 'Old England' was gone but its still there if you know the right places.

>>136074749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88

Jew willy posting honestly doesn't bother me

What are some good suicide themed songs lads?

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>>136075864
I was hoping for a Jodie Foster on a table desu.

>>136076084
>the weed these days are just TOO STRONG
Yup well find out in a couple decades when there is a huge spike in mental health issues

>Now kids are into dabbing
Like smoking crack. Not smoked it but its really expensive

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>>136076331
>tfw I'm pretty much the only who posts it

>>136076390

this is sort of about avoiding suicide and a really nice song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzp8N-vlC4

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The fucking state of Brit/pol/ these days..

>>136075864
Down her panties or from the outside?

>>136075767
>I don't know all the ins and outs of how it happened but up here it just went from soapbar to good bud everywhere overnight when I was a teen in the early 00s.

Yeah you're right it just kind of exploded overnight, not really thought about how, maybe the easier travel/smuggling within the EU, Internet shopping/knowlege for growing ,buying grow systems, supplys, hydroponics etc, interesting.

>>136076095
Have you read the canto about Odysseus's death in Dante's Inferno. Unforgettable.

>>136075733
I told her we should goto the Police, but she won't do it, she blames herself for being drunk, i keep telling her she is the victim and they took advantage of her, but she is determined.

I wont do shit, i wish I had the balls. The sad thing is my ex girlfriend was also abused by a Paki rapegang when she was 14 living in Luton.

Is it just me here? Do i attract sexualy assult victems or are there that many?

>>136076588
Ok thats enough ;D

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>>136076041
Cheers mate, didn't know it was a reference to him specifically but that sort of incomplete snippet of a reference to divinity was kind of what I was getting at in arguing they are 'motivated by an uncertain belief of a hinted at but absent higher power (hazy intertextual recollections of the Bible, 'a vague prayer' and his 'white beard' make allusions to an Abrahamic God or Dieu3)'

As I said, it wasn't marked very well (think the prof wanted people to write about feminism or some guff) so don't go using it as a template for your future essays (as I said a couple of weeks back, get a hold of the high scoring essays for that module and figure out if the prof is into Marxist readings/whatever and maim your muse accordingly) but it was bloody fun to get engaged in.

>>136075864
Her friends came but did she come?

>>136076560

>1PBTID Anonymong

>>136075767
I have a theory. When weed was a class C then decriminalised you used to get soap bar and some orange bud skunk. Then the government changed it to class B and over the course of a year the weights got smaller(no more 1/8ths for £20) but the quality of bud got better. Its all to do with economics

>>136076446

I don't think the liberal harm reduction approach to drugs is much good, but in cases like this it seems so obvious how you could avoid these problems. Keeping it semi-legal just means everyone can get it but there's enough pressure to incentivise ever stronger strains and ridiculous crackhead dabbing shit to make a profit before you get sniffed out.

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Is Alec Steele our guy?

He's taking it back to basics, working with steel and fire, Loves guns, knives, metal and the American South.

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>>136076390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y

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>>136076880
Wrong machine Rimmer.

>>136076669
Nah man, not dabbled in the Dante too much, will give it a look over sometime.
>>136076331
Tune that one lad.

>>136076959
Swim has been on methadone for fucking 8 years.

Shoot swim now

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>>136069549
philistine

>>136076817
Will do. I'm working on a theory about a parallax, Joyce has Bloom mention it in Ulysses' but I'm taking it a bit further. Its an astrological term meaning how they same object can be seen from different perspectives. Going to use it on Shakespeare, Milton, Eliot and Joyce etc. Although I'm doing it for Uni, just for fun cos I'm sad.
Also watch Endgame.
>Do you believe in the life to come?
>Mine was always that.

>>136076688
>I wont do shit
Lad just find out exactly who they were first and then make your decision

>Do i attract sexualy assult victems or are there that many?
Or maybe you have that trait where you want to rescue these girls

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>>136077072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMgJTzpmqf4

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>>136077219
Finally.

>>136077079

>Wrong machine Rimmer.

Looks like my game has been rumbled, that'll learn me for posting with multiple 4chan accounts

Pay reprimands to the stolen generation, the convicts who got shipped half way across the world for stealing bread.

>>136077298
'I'm *not* doing it for Uni'
Getting tired.

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>>136076792

>>136073538
this explains so much about you.

>>136077501
I was implying that he was phoneposting while normal posting and accidentally replied on the wrong device.

>>136076688
If you're not shitposting I'll do them in for once I sort my shit out m8

who /epicus/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woe_4gkS4XU

>>136077578
Oi I'll smash you

>>136077648
>I was implying that he was phoneposting while normal posting and accidentally replied on the wrong device.

Yeah I kinda figured that you spongo-mongo

>>136076959
They should legalise weed but regulate it properly i.e Over 21's at a minimum and the tax money directly funds rehabilitation and mental health research

>ridiculous crackhead dabbing shit
I think even snopp dogg said something like if you need a blow torch and pipe to smoke it its crack. Americans always fucking take drugs to the next level. Also its made using butane gas so that cant be good either

>>136068769
>>Billboard hacked in Cardiff by dangerous right wing extremists
>https://www.grahamcluley.com/hackers-hijack-central-cardiff-billboard-display-swastikas/

>Images of the billboard were posted on the /pol/ "Politically Incorrect" messageboard on 4chan, who found it all very amusing - much to the bafflement of the rest of us.


Someone's gotta have more pics than the article. Please dear god. I need them.

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>>136077079
>Wrong machine Rimmer

>>136077648
>once I sort my shit out
empty promise

>>136078008

I've got friends who are salivating over all that wax stuff and planning to make it, and to me it just seems like: why? How much more do you need in your bloodstream while you play videogames? No wonder people hate stoners

>>136078275
>tfw one of my stalkers comes out of the shadows
Alright ya wee gremlin?

>>136078335
Its crazy, its not like skunk doesn't get you high. I always enjoyed the taste of a nice skunk than how strong the high was, never smoked it and didn't get stoned

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>>136077298
That sounds fascinating lad. Like I said, you're going to be absolute light years ahead of everyone else on your course because of your evident passion and patrician taste. Fuck me, I'm pretty jelly of you getting to go into the thing already at running pace and immune to the neo-Marxist indoctrination, godspeed to you! I literally have a post-it next to my bed saying 'Watch Endgame' and I will probably smoke a cheeky reefer and give it a watch in the next couple of days.

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>>136078083

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>>136078361
i'm always watching

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>>136078602

>>136078335
>and to me it just seems like: why?

Pretty much, just smoke a spliff, pipe, bong etc, it just seems a REALLY expensive way of gettign stoned.

Back in my day it was spliffs, hot-knives and buckets with a bit of tinfoil off a Kitkat

>>136078602
>iain banks
giant cuck

>>136078770
moar!

You've activated my latent /b.

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>>136078900
Top lad.

Anyhoo, off to bed gents, a pleasure as always.

>>136079184

Don't wee the bed lad and watch out for night-terrors

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>>136079001
In some ways, yes, but some of his books are top-tier.
>>136079269
Lad I AM the night-terror.

>>136079173
See >>136071564

I don't think I saved any more. You could have a look at the original threads for pics, this was the first one that day >>135776211

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Charlotte bit my finger again lads

>>136079470
i read one of his sci-fi books and semi-liked it, but christ, the cuck signals marred the experience.

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>>136079470

>>136079001

>write entire series of novels about how a liberal future would bore anyone sane to death
>get written off as a lefty

ree

>>136079609
Thanks bongbro

>>136079712
was that supposed to be the message? i've only read the player of games.

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>No one knows what it's like
>To feel these feelings
>Like I do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfuWXRZe9yA

>>136080147

He was on the liberal side but all the Culture books are absolutely brutal takedowns of modern progressives, with main characters that were always against the Culture in one way or another. To reject all that because 'oh he wuz a lefty lul' is retarded but I see it a lot

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LADS

quick question before the thread dies

what's the difference (from what you've heard or your personal experience eating it) between just plain old bread and Yorkshire pudding?

Thanks in advance