Starbucks, YES!

>>136052015
Is this real or a fake ICE twitter troll.

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>>136052185
Oh, it's real trumpet.

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>>136052185
Here's more

this was made by /pol/, we plan to make immigrants believe that this is real, call ICE, tweet to liberals that starbucks planned this, and create a massive cycle of angry liberals

>>136053980
have the Spanish version?
also what happened to the discord?

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>>136053980
>not posting the beaner version
brainlet detected

>>136054152
thanks anon

>>136052015
every one should show up for the discount. How can Starbucks prove you're not undocumented?

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>>136054152
THIS. IS. AWESOME!

>starshits
>implying beaners dont exclusively drink 7-11 coffee

Fix your tactics

>>136052015

It's a good troll but I don't see how it helps them getting deported. Is ICE going to be stationed outside of every starbucks? Even if they are, are they going to demand random people's papers? Not everyone carries ID if they don't drive. Can they even demand to see people's ID or proof of residency if they haven't committed a crime?

>>136052015
How many here will fall for the bait? Most.

>>136052015

If this is true, I'm going to drive to every starbucks in my area just to get as many of these as I can. I won't even drink them.

I'm so glad starbucks is doing its part to help the disenfranchised

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>starbucks cooperating with ice to bag millions of beans on one fated day
A-are they, d-dare I say it... /ourguys/ pol?

Shit lol just told my hot latina gf that they were pulling this shit. I told her to try to pass as an illegal to get a discount. Better call her back before things get hairy...

>>136052015
>"youre not a undocumented citizen, sir"
>"well i dont have my documents on me, therefore im undocumented. Give me my free drink coffee nigger"

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>>136054941
You're a faggot.

Starbucks CEO: (((((Howard Schultz)))))

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>Adopt fake Eastern European accent
>Demand free coffee and ask to see a manager if they bother you.

>>136054656
They can ask you to identify yourself but you're not required to show proof of identity. However if you do lie about your identity, that's a crime. Pretty hard for them to know when just asking random people on the street.

>>136055054
fuck mexico and FUCK brown people

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>>136052015
Very clever. Starbucks is working with ICE.

>>136052015
>40% off
>still a complete rip-off
>still refusing to pay any taxes in America to pay for the welfare all those illegal immigrants rely on.

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>>136052015
I love /pol/.

>>136055248
They're not called brown people they're called shitskins

>>136055458
>being this new

>>136052015
Even if it were real, which I doubt it is, how would someone be able to prove they're "undocumented", if there's no documents to state your lack of documentation?

>>136052015
lol if the only way they can afford shit is if they get a 40% discount then that's not helping the economy, that cutting into profit margins.

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>>136054262

Fucking genius!

>>136054642
It's just a marketing ploi to get them to switch.

btw: do South Americans have a big coffee culture?
They certainly produce a lot of the higher quality coffee beans.

Yo I got the original files on the Spanish and English version, is there anything that needs fixing?

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>>136052015
So what's to stop me from walking in and getting something cheap? I'm "undocumented". I don't have a driver license.

A better troll would be signs like this that says they are putting up immigration checkpoints nearby SOON or every other day. That helps them go into hiding or avoid going out on certain days.

>>136054152
> That off center Starbucks logo

I thought you were autistic pol

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>>136056162
Fixed

>>136056162
We are autistic, yet gimpy.

>11
Kek. Noice.

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>>136056537
What the fuck does alex jones have to do with anything?

It's been a long time since /pol/ did an epic troll. The last one I remember was when we got the "okay" hand sign declared a hate symbol. You faggots failed to turn the peace sign into a symbol for two genders. I'm not exactly sure what will become of this. I doubt any illegals will fall for it since they don't use twitter, they don't speak English, and realistically you can't prove you're undocumented. People might go to Starbucks and fuck with the employees, though, which will be good for laughs.

>>136052015
>ICEd coffee

>>136056000
if anything it needs some fine print at the bottom. look at a couple other existing starbucks ads to see what they print (all rights reserved, limited to participating stores, etc)
just stuff like that to make sure its more official in appearance

>>136052015

IT'S SPELLED FRAPPUCCINO YOU FUCKING MORON

I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS AND YOU'RE NOT CORRECTING IT

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>>136052015
Holy shit.... GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!

Someone go hangout at starbucks and report all the illegals that come in to ICE.

DO IT NOW!!!!

>>136056933
wear a shirt with ice on it while sippin a coffee. see how many walkin then bolt out

>>136056047
have actually been seeing CBP/ICE marked trucks out on 1-10 in MS, LA, and AL, likely part of task force with local and/or state LE orgs

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>>136057005
NOOOO we can use this as a chance to get rid of all the illegal scum don't ruin it

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>holds out hand at register
>present your documents proving youre undocumented
>tfw you dont speake english to understand why you cant get your iced coffee

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>>136056743
Got it

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>>136057226
Sorry, I'm retarded it's 2017

>>136057226
but its the Current Year not the Previous Year

>>136057355
>>136057351

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>>136052015
Brilliant

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>>136057448
Also in english

>>136052015
thank god we dont have to show valid ID to purchase things in america.

>>136052015
Too late. They know now.
https://dreamact.info/forum/showthread.php?t=77523

>>136057920
>implying spics can read
>print out the spanish version and hand it out in your local taco shop

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>>136057920
doesn't matter though
the threat of being targeted will unnerve at least some who fall for it
we will make them literally shake

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>>136057920
>One forum in a sea of millions.

I think you underestimate what can be done if this can gain traction and be seen by the more gullible ones.

>>136052015
get a job at Starbucks just to work that day. Spit in every order using this promotion. Generally be shit employee.
Get fired, nothing of value lost.

>>136058709
>Spit in every order using this promotion.

wh.....why would you not spit in all orders?

>>136056033
What's to stop you from getting what's happening?

>>136057920
holy shit that forum is hilarious, look at this persons sig
"42 year old dreamer, aged out of original DACA, lost out on extended DACA. Currently waiting on family petition before the orange man gets me. "

>>136058978
anyone not using promotion gets a free fortune cookie with a red pill message inside.

>>136052015

>Millions of actual citizens take advantage of this offer rather than illegals
>Starbucks goes belly up

Pls let this happen. I will be partaking, as long as they do this offer in my area.

>>136059336
im on board, but something tells me a multi billion dollar corporation doesn't go belly up from one day of giving out free drinks that cost them pennies on the dollar of their "retail value"

>>136056829
Frappucino

Not Frappacino

OP needs to correct this.

>>136052015
I want to watch (((starbucks))) burn

How would out know who to give this discount too? These guys are going to discriminate based on race who gets discounts? How can you prove your undocumented when the name entails you not having the proper paperwork to prove who you are and where our came from? In theory I could just walk in and claim to be undocumented.

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>>136059694
I fixed it

SPREAD THIS ONE

>>136052015
Come for the iced coffee, stay because you got ICEd

>>136057133
>documents
>undocumented
t.retard

>>136060103
>Frappucino

It's Frappuccino.
(two c's).

How do you fail twice at googling this shit?

>>136060103
Don't, it has the old logo, it will be easily debunked

>>136052015

wtf I love coffee now!

>>136052015

Just shorted SBUX with $100k

We should be distributing a "print this coupon" version so illegals waste ink and paper too

>>136052015
If you faggots pull this off I'll post tits.

>>136052015
>11th of august

why do you europoors not even try?

shit, they are on us.
https://dreamact.info/forum/showthread.php?t=77523

It must be spread faster. Anyone got a fake Twitter/Facebook account?

>>136052015
Found the fake news Russian shills.

You cum gargling cucks will never learn.

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>>136052185
If you meme it, it will come

>>136058570
fuck it's already gained traction here on /pol/.

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>Legal Status: Is Complicated

>>136056659
He's controlled opposition he tells two truths and 4 lies and acts crazy on purpose to discredit the right. But you already knew that.

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Can't do text boxes for some reason

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>>136057920
>https://dreamact.info/forum/showthread.php?t=77523

That first poster's avatar looks like a stinky poop!

>>136062959
That was also my first reaction

Bump, let the meme magikkk flow!

Tweeted on all my accounts, doing my part for the lulz.

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>>136052015
Almost as good as the old "show up at x to claim your prize" trick.

No, let this thread die. Official postings and trolling starts the sixth

Do you think one of them will be stupid enough to do this?

>>136066174
They think illegally coming into the country isn't a crime, so yes. At least some of them.

bout to make a twitter acc just for this

>>136057845
This pretty impressive

>>136052015
>Shitting all over the country that allows you to play tax loopholes in so you can make more money than you would in any other country

>>136052185
Isn't this one of our psy ops?

is there a discord for this so we can discuss more in depth without the jews catching on

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>>136052015

so i can illegally immigrate to the US, and then have kikes fight for me and protect me? why the fuck am i even still in the krautian jewish slave colony? there's nothing worth saving here.

which state and city do i move to? and what limitations would being undocumented entail in daily life? i'm self employed so no need for a job.

>sort of what i look like

>>136067132
Its getting really hard to tell anymore.

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Im making sure TD doesn't fucking ruin this operation. Mods filtering "Starbucks", "pol" and "dreamer"via automod now and will be nuking any and all posts that mention this shit. Can't let the_retard ruin this

>>136067132
nope

>>136052015
you forgot to make it in spanish, try again

>>136068296 check it
>>136057351

>>136068411
its got some grammar and spelling issues, i dont think they will fall for it

source: native spanish speaker here

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>>136052015

how does one prove they are "undocumented"?

>>136068757
We should probably fix it for legitimacy sake. What needs fixed?

>>136056665

microwaved iphones was the best

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2768976/Emergency-services-forced-step-iPhone-users-fall-internet-prank-explains-use-microwave-charge-phone.html

>>136052609
Post the link

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>>136052015

kek

>>136052015
Just looked at Starbucks' official Facebook page. Nothing about this anywhere. There is buy one get one free macchiato though.

>>136052015
bump, i am getting myself some free coffee, andale vamonos!!!

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>>136069930

You sir, are a idiot.

>>136068981
They panic when someone asks them if they want ice.

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>>136055673
this
>people

>>136052015
Think I'll just go in and say I'm undocumented.
It's not like they can ask me for proof.

How stupid would would spics have to be to fall for an obvious honeypot to save two dollars on a cup of coffee?
I'll eat my hat if you guys manage a single arrest.

>>136052015
> undocumented Americans

Oh how the leftist love to twist words

>>136052015

Its like they secretly want them out of the country, too.
>Illegal? Lets march!
>LA MIGRA!
>Undocumented? Free drinks!
>LA MIGRA!
I'm starting to like them more.

>>136070841
just remember no matter what state you are in, your guns arent illegal, they are just undocumented

>>136052015
>Illegals come in for fake promo
>Bluepilled faggot Starbucks says "Give them the free drink anyway, we stand with illegals" or other typical faggot nonsense
>Merricans get pissed cause "Muh veterans"
>Starbucks stocks drop
I like it. This seems like a good plan either way.

>>136055124
Stock has been diving thanks to their sjw policies

>>136068757
What are the mistakes, I got the OG files

>>136052015
TAKE THAT DRUMPF

>>136068757
>>136069004
Ok just checked with my friend from Spain, he says its right....what could possibly be wrong?

>>136052015
My God it's gonna stink to high hell in Starbucks that day

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>>136052015
>mfw i really like a 2k calories abomination of sugar cold coffee
>Dont want to even get near a starcucks

Help me /pol/.

>>136058191
It will be like the west Africans being convinced the doctors treating Ebola were witch doctors.
I remember reading their paranoid forum post

I printed out 20 flyers and paid a homeless dude ten bucks + a bus pass to put them up at every Starbucks on the bus line. I'm going to check tonite at 7 and if gets all of them up, he gets a hundred. Let's see how it goes.

>>136056338
Beautiful

Let's spam the fuck out of this and get this ball rolling

>>136073443
Which design? What city ?

this is the new "#cutforbieber"

good job pol!

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>>136057845
anon you daft cunt

have you literally never been in a starbucks before
have you ever seen a starbucks cup

a literal 12-year old girl will doubt your bullshit because 'the cup looks wrong'

>>136074712
Woah chill dude, what's wrong ??

>>136074455
I don't think it will stick.
http dreamact info
already put out warning messages to their doctors and engineers.

>>136052015
Every Mexican I've ever know prefers Dunkin' Donuts. And I can't fault them on that because Dunkin' Donuts has better coffee.

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>>136074878

>Illegals show up at Starbucks only to be deported by ICE and sent to work on the coffee plantations

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>>136074878
i told you about the corporate guidelines bro

>>136052015

Heh, nice try ICE but you'll never take me alive

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>>136052015
GOD DAMMIT I PAY TAXES YOU THINK THAT I DON'T WANT A FREE DRINK??? FUCK YOU STARKEKS THIS IS THE LAST STRAW

>>136075196
Dude, how doesn't it follow??? It has no text, it's not distorted, what's ur point?

>>136054978
Top kek.

sage this shit

>>136074712
The text kerning is horrible/nonexistent but I'm not seeing what's wrong with the logo.

>>136075510
>4. Do not emboss the logo out of a color background.

>>136075723
it's not embossed dumbass
sage

>>136075818
>>136075723
>6. Do not overlap other graphics or text or photography

>>136074878
You made it so the skin of the mermaid was see-through, instead of white like it should be. Look at >>136075117 as example.

>>136075818
fuck, I cited the text of an example which looks like the case - missing white, but isn't exactly that
where's the white color background in the >>136057845

>>136075665
>>136075818
report the thread you fucking newfags, sage isn't a downvote

>>136075696
Op used outdated graphics. Yours is great and right on.

Forgot to add:

"Must present proof of undocumented status."

Gotta give ICE something to legally work with you idiots.

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>>136076442
>>136076279
>>136076246
>>136076211
>>136076197
Ok boys, chill

>>136069300

>The hoax is not the first prank to be played by 4-Chan, who previously convinced many iPhone users that the iOS7 update would make their mobile phones waterproof.

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>>136052015
post yfw this is an ICE psyop to catch left wing illegals using starbucks

>>136075696
Ok, what should I do...

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>>136076279
>>136075665

sorry juanito and don carlos

>>136076740
i was referring to the logo on the cup. i think that's breaking the rule.

>>136077021
Bro, it's a STARBUCKS cup, it makes sense. If it were a graphic of a bunch of fruits then it wouldn't make sense

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>>136052015
>come for the free ice coffee
>leave with a free ice deportation

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>>136077160
Also english

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>>136077190

I'll be back in an hour

>>136066174
Yes. Some are stupid enough to believe it. I really hope it catches on and the flood Starbucks.

>>136064264

We have to get them to show up at the ICE office to claim a prize.

>>136052015
why is the same exact image being posted multiple times in this thread?

>>136057920
Literally wastes of lives the forum

>>136054152
>>136053980
So is it 40% or is it free?

>>136077160
ah, makes sense then.
the teacup example had me confused.

>>136052185
Operation: ICEd Covfefe

>>136077766

it's one or the other, but not both. stop trying to be a cheapskate.

>>136057920

>not archiving

you actual fucking idiot. the admins can see where the hits were referred from now.

>>136052015
Typical leftist racism
>Illegal immigrants are too poor to pay full price
>40% discount

>>136052015
ICE should raid the place

>>136078032
>cheapskate
Dont you mean fiscally responsible taxpayer?

>>136067132
The world is so fucked up that you can't tell whether something is a 4chan prank or not.

D-did we make it to the big times, /pol/?

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>>136058570

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>>136055248

>>136060764
is that you Brit?

>>136076279
Soon dreamers and anchor babies will be gone. You are hated here.

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>>136052015

>>136074665
nunya business, no need for you to know ;>)

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>>136052015
Someone leaked this

>>136059098
But she has a gold Starbucks card she uses for free drinks from time to time.

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>>136052015

>>136060103
Those drinks are pixelated as fuck, f/-\mbalam.

>>136072670

Suggesting that the stink of burnt coffee isn't hell already.

>>136079996
>consult with your Team Lead and offer the customer a complementary And-One coupon for their next purchase
lel thanks, SB

>>136054152
Am I supposed to be seeing a swastika in the cup?

>>136079996
>white supremacists
That term is a bit insensitive, starbucks

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HAHA DRUMP BTFO #RESIST
>later that day
President Trump, here's your rent money.

>>136079996
Is this real?

>>136083445
Time will tell

Doesn't matter. Starbucks will have to honor the coupon.

>>136082930
It has become a term to dismiss people who disagree with THE SYSTEM, sort of like how the label "counter-revolutionary" was a death sentence in communist countries.

>>136078270
It should be free.

>>136052015
How does one prove they are undocumented?

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;-)

we need to find a way to keep stuff like this under wraps. it would have worked.

>>136087098
Top kek

>>136077766
you get a regular coffee for free or a regular menu item for 40% off, how difficult is this?

>>136058570
>talk to Mexican immigrants
>they have said that America should just go ahead and colonize the Border States, and nodded that a big displacement based on very broad ties to the Cartel (did ANYTHING for them? You and your family have to leave forever) would probably work
Polkian America, new Manifest Destinies... fuck it sounds good but you just KNOW there would be stronger demographic problems even if there was a strong implicit ethnic purge.