/acg/ - Apostolic Christian General

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>>136026912
First for Come home white man.

nice to see my boi Pius XII. Good thread.

Faggots, apostolic succession is gay af

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>>136028663
Christianity in general is gay as fuck, must really suck to fellatiate a kike for all eternity instead of following the old gods.

>>136029047
go pray to a tree, faggot

>>136029260
>assuming all pagans are Germanic
What's next kike sucker, going to ask me if I like that autistic faggot Varg?

you have five second to why god created disgusting non-white races

>>136029502
to serve the white races (huehuehuehue)

>>136029438
I'm assuming all pagans are larping retards who can't wait any longer for another Elder Scrolls game.

>>136029502
They're literal demons, haven't you read the old myths anon?

>>136029536
its didnt work, fuckface made a mess and polluted the world

if god had just made the world white and nothing else, everyone would be christian forever

>>136029663
why doesent he delete them

>>136029682
> implying the devil doesn't exist and that we live here to enjoy this life and only to enjoy this life

>>136029613
>Muh elder scrolls
Trash games desu Christian-chan

>>136029731
it's a test for us. we need to be able to withstand outside pressure, or we are not worth the kingdom of God

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>>136029793

>>136029793
>acting like paganism is an actual religion and not just a joke that refuses to die

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>>136029851
See pic

>>136029942
>Bows and scrapes and sucks the King Kike cock
>Paganism is a joke
Nice project senpai

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>>136030056
> what paganism vs christianity actually looks like

>>136029808
fucking bullshit test. why couldent he have just killed adam and eve so none of us were born


there shouldent be any of this, it should all be nothing, nothing is the purest there can be. why cant god go back to whatever he did before he made earth

>>136029755
i cant enjoy life even in the most isolated rural countryside knowing that these subhumans exist.

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>>136030185
>What Christianity actually looks like

>>136030056
>takes LSD and stares at a statue until he sees something

>fuck man this is a religion

>>136030230
good, you should not expect life to be great.

it's a temporary ill, if you survive this, you will survive for eternity.

>>136030423
there is no heaven that could exist to reassure me, not if non whites are granted access to it as well.

only total deletion and destruction of the soul resulting in non-existance can give me peace.

>>136030367
/thread

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>>136030367

>what Christianity actually looks like

we dont talk about Frank

>>136030380
>Kneels at the base of ancient torture device to commit cannibalism in honor of the literal Jew God

>fuck man this is a religion

>>136030664
someone's just salty that his fairy/tree god religion went *Poof*

>>136030822
>Muh tree gods
See, that would work if you were talking to a germanic pagan, but I'm not one, kike.

>when the people who kneel in front of a classical execution device end up completely destroying your "religion"

>>136030982
>When islam and shitskins destroy your religion because Rabbi Yeshua wants you to be a cuck to get into heaven where you get to blow him for all eternity

>>136030977
oh right, you're the kind of pagan that has mass gay orgies in togas. much classy

>>136031150
Says the religion having constant gay orgies in the Pope's apartment, Catlick.

>>136031419
gotta be a special kind of degenerate to literally paint pictures of your gay orgies on the wall lol

>>136031539
I don't know senpai, you kikes are sure fond of painting your jew lord naked or nearly naked.

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Pure coincidence

>>136031710
>sacred prostitution

when do you admit that its always been a joke that won't die?

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>>136032119

>>136032161
I don't know, when will you admit your religion revolves around stroking a kike's ego and swallowing his shit?

>>136032119
>A non-retarded leaf
Truly a miracle

>>136032119
Christianity is just a huge psy-op by the international clique.

If that's not obvious you are clearly retarded

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>>136030367
Catholics just need to get rid of the pope, then the problem is solved.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170702071627/https://www.rt.com/news/394525-australian-cardinal-charged-sex-abuse/

>>136032374

>u stroke a kike's ego
>yeah theres like a bajillion gods and i stroke their egos, oh and you can make up whatever more gods you want

I mean for all the crying you did to your gods, it didn't seem to do any good. Where were the Gods when we turned the Pantheon into a Church?

>>136032569
Hah, no. Christianity is still a cancer killing whites without the Pope. Actually, Protestants are even more retarded, how do you fail at Christianity so bad as to become a protestant? kek

>>136032731
Where was your God when Byzantium fell, kike?

>>136032374
and cmon, you think pagans were smart? they couldn't wipe out a jewish offshoot cult, and it took over their empire lol.

>>136032802
> where was your God when Milvian Bridge?

To Romanian Orthodox, is there any truth that the Romanian patriarch is a freemason?

I saw a Romanian anon here mention it once, and it wouldn't be surprising as the Catholic Church wasn't the only one to be subverted (Patriarch Kirill being an ex-KGB and former Patriarch of Greece also being a freemason).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DO4Qe3ev9o

https://vremuritulburi.com/2014/07/13/patriarhul-daniel-a-fost-impus-in-romania-de-catre-masonerie-pentru-a-putea-fi-implementat-ecumenismul/

>>136032942
>>136032938
Where is your God in the middle east today while christian are being killed? Oh right, he's a kike and approves of everything israel and it's puppets do.

>>136026912
Take this crap somewhere else.

>>136033058
all patriarchs have to submit to their earthly rulers.

I've heard that both romanian and serbian churches are under freemason's thumbs.

Russian church is the best imo because Putin's and the churches interests align pretty closely.

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>>136033141

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Spics and micks need to leave.

>>136033084
lol peggins had an entire empire under their control. And a small cult took it over just because of how incompetent the peggins were at trying to kill them.

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>>136033314

>>136033314
>Protestant
You can't even do Christianity, the easiest fucking pleb religion on earth correctly, kys.

>>136033197
Do you have any source to back it up though in regards to Serb and Romanian patriarchs being freemasons? Just wondering.

Btw, don't trust Putin or Kirill, the former is a crypto Jew.

http://lorddreadnought.livejournal.com/56544.html

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>>136029047
You realize the Romans and Greeks were literally gay as fuck right?

retard

>>136033480
some interesting sources here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry_in_Romania

especially in the end where they talk about the patriarch being a freemason

>>136033396
lol christians had the entire world under their control. And a small group of yids took it over because christians want to slurp the cum of their kike master.

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>>136033447

>>136033480
about Putin, I feel like he has to be nice because he's a leader of a mutli-cultural nation that has a lot of members of many religions. risking religious unrest rn is unwise.

>>136032737
It was supposed to be bait, as indicated by the screencap.

>>136026912
You don't even follow what Jesus or rhe apostles taught retard

John 3
14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up:
15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

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>>136033939
> haven't read the links in OP
> https://orthodoxwiki.org/Apostolic_succession

Wouldn't the Anglican Communion also be apostolic?

>>136034672
No, their apostolic authority was specifically revoked, as was the Lutheran's.

>>136034672
iirc the anglican communion buys the idea but not in its strictest form.

>>136034672
Don't quote me on this, but maybe. But then again, they have women bishops, right? A lot of them arent even valid.

>>136034911
I know right? Like seriously, how do you fuck up christianity that badly

>>136035278
idk, maybe by saying that faith alone saves you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

what is the religious symbolism of this video

are woman tools of the devil

>>136035278
>Muh Sola Fide
Fuck off and kys in that case. If a non-christian can see how utterly full of shit your sect of Kikes larping as christians is you should probably re-think your life.

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>>136036112
if they are thots like modern society is trying to make them ...

>>136036210
Meant for >>136036032

>>136036210
> if an enemy of yours thinks your wrong then u need to rethink life

are u even proofreading your posts for absolute retardedness?

>>136036241
so we must destroy them

>>136036484
the thots? yes

the women who are obedient and are ready to make kids? no

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>>136036561
woman dont have souls, that which comes from a single rib cant have a soul

>>136036339
Allow me to rephrase for you tiny kiked mind: If someone without a christian theological background can immediately tell that protestantism is judaism with a coat of larp, you should rethink your bullshit religion.

>>136037082
> not realizing im OP

>>136036819
they have souls.

their souls are too uncontrollable tho. so the men must help them in that department.

>>136026912
join the discord for larping pegens roasted on a stick

>>136037278
cant we just kill them all

there evil

>>136026912
How many of us want to evangelize Mecca? We need to convert Muslims.

>>136037439
> but we need to reproduce like God told us
> also dont' you wanna have sex m8

>>136037579
i'll go with you

>>136037439
enslaving them would be better tbqh, then you could simply buy a genetically compatible "wife".

>>136037579
>Inviting EVEN MORE shitskins into your religion
Please tell me only protestants are this stupid.

>>136037639
They will see that Christ is the only master.

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tfw going to bible study where we were supposed to read two chapters of proverbs

tfw scared of speaking and looking like a brainlet in front of the other guys

>>136029438
So you worship a pedophile rapist that is into bestiality?

>>136038350
great pic

saved

>>136032119
fucking (((biden))) gave US catholics such a shit name

>>136038286
Why not start your own white only religion? I think Mormons are pretty close so joining them might be easier.

so i'm doing the RCIA this year. any catholicbros care to tell me what to expect?

>>136038489
trad catholics are based af desu

none of that clown mass shit

>>136038572
there is a catholicbro in our discord you can ask him

>worshiping a dead kike on a stick

>>136038376
>pedophile
that's a catholic thing, shitposter-chan.

>>136038618
> not that meme again

>>136038543
i mean, it really depends on geographic locations.

e.g. Russian orthodox church is mostly white

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>>136038578
I am not even talking about trad vs NO. I just meant basic shit like not cucking on abortion or gay marriage. So many US catholics are shit tier who go to church like once a decade

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>>136038640
>>136038618

>>136038637
Pedos are not a catholic-only thing desu.

>>136038754
oh dude

ooooooh duuuuuuuuuuudde

don't get me started on the prottie churches that support that shit.

>>136038976
> they are a canadian thing as well

>>136039011
And a US thing.

>>136039195
i mean ...

you're not wrong

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>>136038886
bottom should say worship allah(pbuh)

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>>136038637
No that's a pagan thing, Zeus had a habit of stealing baby boys and raping them for all eternity.

>>136039296
Call me when your entire church hierarchy isn't guilty of it, shitposter-chan.

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>>136039241
You're right, it should say Allah, piss be upon her.

>>136039296
difference being that Zeus didnt actually exist whereas paedophile priests really do exist, and the vatican really has covered up child abuse by its priests, repeatedly. and that is just the child rape, lets not even get into the other stuff

There will be a second collection in todays mass goy
Put the money in an envelope son
Come take this cracker that Im larping with.

Why not just live life without the need of an arbitrary overlords. Just embrace, nature, self, coniencioussnes in all things. Appreciate

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>>136039867
why did martel fuck up the battle of tours so badly bros

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>>136039496
What's wrong LARPer-kun, are you scared people will find your baby fur folder? It's ok we understand your need to worship shape shifting baby rapers because it's the only thing you can relate too. Proudly claim your pagan heritage!

>>136040535
That's a lot of projection brah, something you need to confess to your pedophile priest friend?

>>136039924
> Implying priests can get money just like that