Protestant Hate Thread

Things catholics worship:
>poverty
>ignorance
>gossip
>big government
>centralized church dictating liturgy from thousands of miles away
>rockstar pope
>homosexuals

Things protestants worship:
>self-reliance
>hard work
>material wellbeing through the above
>honesty
>truthfulness
>small government
>pastors who have a real daytime job
>churches that are a reflection of the local community

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Ok sure

Keep believing that you're a Christian

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Seal of Saturn on his mitre

>>Protestant
>>Sees someone discussing them on 4chan
>>Gets mad
>>Gets drunk
>>Beats his wife
>>Rapes his daughter
>>Goes outside
>>Shouts at his Catholic neighbor
Not giving (yous) just so you feel special.

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>We're your friends

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Protestants have no intelligence outside of their own mind. It's like talking to a dog for advice on Physics. You're only purpose in life is to remind Catholics why they are Christians. Can't really say a dog is a Christian... Protesters aren't my friends.

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>>136001616
>P-protestants aren't my friends

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>>136001743
I said, Protesters*, not Protestants. That's what they are, and will always be for committing sins and treasons against Christianity. Talking to a Protestant is a queer and obscene as talking to those on the left. Weird hair, weird clothing, all fucking weird and degenerate. As a dog doesn't practice self-awareness nei dor Protesters.

>>136000721
Things catholics worship:
>lil boy's penises and buttholes
>black migrant feet

>>136000721
this

PROOF:
>>CALL ME BY MY RIGHT DENOMINATION
>>CALL ME BY MY RIGHT PRONOUNS
>>No way does allowing divorce lead to degeneracy!!!
>>No way does allowing homosexual to marry lead to degeneracy!!!
>>LET'S TAKE TO THE STREETS TO OVERTHROW THE CHURCH AND STILL CALL OURSELVES CHRISTIANS
>>LET'S TAKE TO THE STREETS TO OVERTHROW EVIL WHITES AND STILL CALL OURSELVES AMERICAN

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>>136001743
>Implying protestants aren't the biggest Jew supporters out of all the christian denominations.

>>136000477
I think you just have Schizophrenia.
And should seek treatment right now.

>>136002276
That doesn't make sense at all given protestants have been around since only the 1500's and want to focus more on scripture rather than tradition.

Cathocucks will believe Santa Claus and reindeer and Christmas trees are Christian when Protestants know that those are heathen symbols.

Christmas should be celebrated, but not in a pagan way.

>>136002299
>>I'm a non-Catholic, my advice would to support the Jews and seek out a Jewish psychologist to advice you to start a serious opiod addiction you bought from the local Jewish Pharmacy and continue to pay $10000s towards a Jewish doctor to keep calling you crazy
>Catholic: Just speak to a priest anonymously in person and confess your sins
>>136002448
>>I'm a Protestant and believe everyone should follow what my house does
>>I'm a leftist transmanwomanpig and believe everyone should tell their kids about me

>>136002539
A leftist trans woman pig isn't a Christian but an abomination no?

>>136002448
I guess we can both agree LARPagans are gay.

>>136002448
Also that spacing. You're not on reddit.

This kind of spacing

In the mind, represents

A lot of self-importance

because you can spend and waste so much

time typing, there's no need to do it, you

see.

>>136002448
kek

satan's claws is a cool guy according to cathocucks

Both of you suck desu

Orthodoxy is the best

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>>136002658
I always use spacing and never been on lebbit

You're using ad hominem arguments now because... well... I win.

why

all

the

reddit

newfags

spacing

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my

thread

like

this

>>136002822

you


are


autistic

>>136002822
One more month, just wait it out

>>136002822
>>136002928
>implying he isn't a newfag who heard about reddit spacing and is trying to be le ebin oldfag

>>136002928
Well I don't have time to cater to Protesters. I have to finish getting that Mind Worm mount on Warcraft. That sounds more productive than listening to Protesters cry and moan.

Honestly I'd like protestants more if I could understand half of them.
Most of the protestant sermons I've watched are just a bunch of black guys screaming or some weird Mormon looking dude who dresses so sharp it could cut glass but speaks like his dick is being cut off and interprets scripture so literally it burns. I mean I bet there is some good protestant churches/pastors out there but for now all my experience is them not calling us non christian and there infallible love for Israel and odd mannerisms.

I'm roman catholic and I like protestants. Stop trying to divide christians.

>>136003236
>and there infallible love
**their

I'm not trying to run from Christ as a Protestant, I'm trying to run toward Christ.

There's too many pagan practices in modern day Catholicism, what the fuck is Ash Wednesday and what does it have to do with Christ?

What does Lent have to do with Christ.

You remember what Christ said? No one gets to heaven but through him. You don't need a church or a priest or a pope to get to heaven, all you need is faith.

>>136002448
>Santa Claus
Are you fucking retarded? Coca Cola man is a huge meme and only a thing in proddie parts of Europe. Catholic christmas presents (at least here in Germany) are brought by the Christkind (Jesus).

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>>136004416
You mean in Nordic countries and parts of your own.

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>>136000477

Kierkegaard was protestant but had plenty of criticisms. He is a great theologist and philosopher.

https://pastebin.com/5aWH1Uru

You really need to stop, Moshe.

You already have a Protestant hate thread up.

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abortion is bad but the death penalty and drone warz are so good! once saved always saved!

>>136004579
Yeah, in the shit non-catholic parts. (granted, BW is catholic and shit nontheless)

>>136004017
Yeah I remember Jesus printing out a copy of the st James bible before he ascended to heaven, saying "upon this printed book that won't exist for 1000 years, I build my church. Ignore everything until a German guy named Martin Luther shows up."

>>136000721
100% this

>>136000721
>homosexuality
Protestants fucking allow gay marriage for crying out loud. But what else is to be expected from a cult that considers female clergy a good thing?

>>136000477
Still pissed the Protestants called you out on your buy your way into heaven scheme I see.

>>136003236
>protestant sermons I've watched are just a bunch of black guys
found your mistake

>>136000721
This.

Papism is proto-globalism.

>>136001188
What you be described more likely applies to a Catholic. They are a lot less strict when it comes to drinking.

lol catholicism. go lick the bishop of romes feet, i hear he is into it

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Catholicucks are cancer, and I include protestants in that too because they are pretty much catholicuck-light

>>136004990
i remember that part of the bible where jesus gave the bishop of rome the authority to directly contradict his teachings...oh wait no i dont, i remember an obscure comment about a rock which catholics have interpreted as meaning that the catholic church has the right to contradict christ

except of course catholics dont even read the bible, they just get their priest to do it for them and tell them what to think lol

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>>136005577
catholicuck clergy wear dresses, they wear womens clothing

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>>136001188
>catholic
>feeling horny
>rape 100 children and get promoted

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>>136001616
>>136001912
catholicuckery is just as disgusting as mohammadism or talmudic kikeism and all the other pagan perversions

catholics literally worship the same god as muslims, according to their own cathecism

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>>136002168
are you talking about catholicucks right now?

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>>136000477
>tmw you realize that Jesuits are the real Jews and that Catholics are the biggest goy cucks on earth.

I'm no fan Christo-Fascist Protestants, but Catholicism is the embodiment of everything bad about Christianity AND Paganism is one shitty Crypto-Jew satanic package.

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wow such christian

>>136005577
>Protestants fucking allow gay marriage
False

>>136000477
Actually Catholics and Protestants are both wrong. Do any of you guys even still worship god, or has he left the equation centuries ago. Also, I am Cerrunos's chosen people so take that. Your god won't punish me because he's too busy with my god's cock down his throat. Haahahahaa!!!

Why are these figths always between prots and caths, and not nit including orthodoxy?

>all this Catholic hate from Protestant nations
>literally a heresy of a heresy

How can any institution be respected if there's no centralised leadership?
The Church has been around for centuries, Vatican II happened fairly recently.

I'd like to see Protestants starting numerous Holy Wars and ethnic cleansing campaigns first before bitching about who's the biggest cuck, with your fucking gender neutral interracial intersex marriages.

>>136015093
To my understanding orthodox recognise other denominations as Christian and they too go to heaven (I may be wrong on this)
But Catholics think there is no salvation outside THEIR church

both are pretty gay to be honest

>>136000477
I'll only ever be a catholic when they replace the pope.

>>136015479
So orthodoxy are least retarded?

>>136002276
>protestants are jews!
>protestantism began because the church was selling 'sin-b-gone' indulgences
I don't know who's jewing who anymore

>>136016086
They are retarded but they aren't as autistic if that makes sense

>>136016086

Same level retarded as prots i'd say. Catholics are devil tier retarded.

>>136000477
My family came to England about 1720. They were Huguenots - French Protestants. The Catholic church persecuted them. My surname is French. It's well before my life but French Protestants were massacred as heretics. That's why they fled.
Catholics must accept the Pope as intermediary between God and the person. Protestants reject this. Faith in Christ as Saviour is all. We protestants do not accept the Pope as legitimate.
And why should we? Only through Christ is there hope. Not a Pope.

>>136001616
anyone who isn't traditional catholic isn't my friend.

whats a protestant

>>136017259
18+
>>136016864
Most Protestants dont reciprocate the hatred though. We're taught why we separed, but to love those like catholics who irrationally hate you.

>>136016915
NO HOPE WITH A POPE

>>136017259
1000 of them fought with you against the Turks in 1877

>>136017632
is it like a catholic who reads translated bibles?

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>>136000477
Isn't it ironic when a Catholic tries to criticize a Protestant, but won't cite any Bible verses because Catholics don't have any support in the Bible?

>>136000477

Liberalism is a late result of the protestant reform. The Church knew it and it is very clear now for everyone to see it. The reform was the suicide of a millenial culture. The degeneracy in northern european countries and their colonies are the natural evolution. They have what they deserve. We all do.

>>136000477
You sound delusional and insane, DESU. I think you should seek professional counseling.

>>136000477
D&C thread. Saged

>>136017771
Pretty much yes, many other differences

>>136016746
Not quite.

>>136016864
Prots seem to be most retarded

>>136017771
>>136017259
Butt-blasted boring autists that don't like crosses and paintings of saints

>>136017800
Deists (what atheists called themselves) and the sons of voltaire led to these so called enlightenment ideals that begat the French Revolution, secularism, abolishment of anti-blasphemy laws, and todays open atheism and the degenerate behavior it causes.

>>136017833
:sides: ---> :orbit:

>>136018241
Well the bible does say something about worshiping idols.
I am not very religious myself, I can't give two shits about that, and I like the aesthetic look of icons and symbols, and their traditional values. However if I were very religious, I'd be confused about their existence, considering the lore.

>>136018114
Make sure you're wearing your Thor hammer necklace as your entire nation crucifies themselves under a sign that reads ," diversity is strength"

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>"my god is better than yours"
>"my god is older than yours"
>worship the same god
I am unironically with the fedoras on this one.
creationism = irrational faggots
It seems there are no exceptions.

>>136004688
>that photo
>that ID
>that menorah in the background

>>136018517
Using the same argument, you can unite jews, muslims and christians. They do worship the same God, they just can't agree on who that god is, what he wants, or how to worship him.

>>136017771
If it's in not in Latin, it's not happening.

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>>136000721
This right here. Latin America is replacing Catholicism with Evangelicalism because the Catholic church is spiritually dead and hypocritical to the core. They are the Pharisees of our day.

>>136018685
>Using the same argument, you can unite jews, muslims and christians.
Can and have.
they are all irrational faggots.
If god does exist, it is some kind of abstract reflection of our own collective consciousness.
If he doesn't, then science is the way.
Either way, religion is the most effective form of mind control on the planet. The Jews have perfected controlling the minds of others, but all religions have it down to a tee when it comes to internal control (ie: control of its own followers)

That is why I am genuinely sad that this board is slowly pushing christian memes. We have no place debating religion here.

On that note, sage.

>>136017833
I'll take that challenge. What's something you want verses for?

>>136018517
>Creationism is irrational
So are you saying you've studied their arguments and weighted their assertions against your own without bias?
It's utterly unscientific to claim one thing is 100% right and 100% wrong. Tell me some ways that creationism is right, Mr Rational.

>>136019020
What if 'god' didn't create the universe, but is simply part of it?
What if god is a reflection of our own consciousness, but in mass form?
What if some extremely advanced civilization put us here under the guise of a 'god'?

I am open to suggestion anon, but the human-written verse of your glorified doorstop (bible) were clearly written with subversion of the common man in mind. Can you deny this?

Just to clarify, it isn't irrational to believe in creationism, however
>It's utterly unscientific to claim one thing is 100% right and 100% wrong.
which is what religion does regularly.
Good discussion anon.

>>136018685
>>136018685
>god of wrath with s fixation on giving Jews Israel
>triune God composed of three person in one godhead
>desert demon that inspired a pedophile to murder innocent people and rape kids

>same god

>tfw atheists betray their ignorance

>>136019458
>entire post is greentext
ok then
>3 versions of the same god
>apparently god created man in his image
>your post proves that the reverse is true
I admire your tenacity anon, I really do, but you are digging your own grave here.
Good thing you will go to heaven isn't it?

>>136018459
I agree, I'm not religious either (Catholic) but I always found the idolatry part weird when I was younger.
I visited Bulgaria and its churches and monasteries last year, and I must say it felt better being in an openly Orthodox country, much better than the drab, irreligious Protestant West.

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>>136000477
>be Catholic
>claim that power of god lies within a man
>have priests that belong to NAMBLA
>Cardinals get caught literally having a butt party at the Vatican
>Vatican 2.0
>gets infiltrated by Satan worshiping Joos
>Pope is the most cuck leader on the planet
>literally tells his followers to suck nigger dick
>tells people to endorse faggotry
Yea no I will stick to my community church which follows the words of Christ not your cuck boy loving priests and Pope.

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>>136000477
There is no such thing as a Trinity, Sabbath=Saturday. Virgin Mary=Not an object of worship. Relics/crosses=Idols. Conclusion, Catholics=Talmud of Christianity.
(Pic Related: "I won't have any of this namby-pamby wishy-washy nonsense about not beating people who deserve it."-Red-Pilled Aunt Marge.
The Dursley's are TOTALLY red-pilled; not falling for Satanic Potters' BS.

Fun fact: all the regions that eventually turned Protestant, northern Germany, the Netherlands, England and Sweden were all the most socially and religiously conservative parts of Europe at the time.

>>136018973
>science is the way
Even if humans develop "perfect" science, it's not enough to explain reality anon.
https://youtu.be/_20yiBQAIlk

>>136000477
>Protestant "hate"
To all those who call themselves Christians:
Even in a ridiculous d&c thread, Christians must do not hate. It's strange if they think that debating about faith is to divide. The same thing happens to me about politics. Debating is fine, but do not hate. Not even your enemies.

>>136020964
Epistemological certainty is overrated. Disregard truth, acquire pattern recognition.

>>136020128
The perception of an Orthodox country being better ignores the political effect the Iron Curtain had at shielding said counties from western decadence, liberalism, and degeneracy.

>>136019020
>I'll take that challenge. What's something you want verses for?

Perpetual virginity of Mary, baby baptism, sprinkling baptism, veneration of Mary.

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>>136020909
Another fun fact: In WW2, some Catholic churches got blown up, and hidden in the altars of many, were STONE PHALLUSES (Phaalli), from the priests still being pagan.
That's right, a high percentage ofCatholics pray to stone dildos ...right now. Catholic priests WITH STONE STRAP ONS!!
This is some serious shit. ...And there seems to be a pattern of dick worship. Freemasons do it too.

>>136020964
>it's not enough to explain reality anon.
Agreed, but neither is religion.
science isn't an 'ideology' as such though, more a means to an end.
Religion was devised with subversion in mind.
Science, although used for evil sometimes, was not.

Bottom line is, believe whatever makes you happy anon, but don't subscribe to an ideology that views you as a meatslave, nothing more.
Whatever you believe in, you are worth more than that.

>>136000477
>this is a sandnigger psyop

What if I told you all that (((their))) plan was to nuke the super volcano in Yellowstone?
I can stop it, but you have to vote for me in 2020.
I am running on a ticket where people will finally get wtf they have been asking for. Everyone tired of getting raped by Muslims WILL NOT be getting raped anymore.
I would also do my best to see that those who want to get raped by Muslims get what they want to.
Happy endings for everyone!!
There is basically gonna be two lines. Rape and no rape. There will be no rape sections in restaurants/beaches/concerts etc...and then there will be the rape sections for everyone else.
Since there is always a risk of being blown the fuck up in the rape sections, the rest of us will be able to view the rape sections from behind bomb-proof glass.
It's gonna be great. Like the fucking Games, in ancient Rome. We're going old school.
"I love Muslims." BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
And we'll just point and laugh.
Also day one, I am tearing down that giant dick on the capitol lawn, and we will use the debris to start building a wall.
No more stone-dick priests calling any shots.
PS: Did I mention their REAL God, was a TOTAL dick?

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>>136020964
also
>Brother Juaffre telling me about reality.
I am in awe.

We have abided this faggoty dick worship long enough.
We will abide no further all of this dickery. No longer will we allow the dick fucking us all to be waved so blatantly in our face.
We are coming. We will be victorious. Expect Us Babbylon.

Op is probably a spic. Majority of Catholics in the USA are shitskins

>>136021480
Retard.Go away Babbylonian whore. Catholics are my allies compared to your stupidity.

>>136021058
>Christians must not hate
1 John 4:8,16 says to love is natural to the believer, those that hate, knoweth not God

God is literally love.

John 15:13 says there is no greater form of love than 'sacrificial' love. Like the sacrifice of Christ.

No other religion has this concept, that your are wholey invited into the community of the trinity, oneness with God, out of love. For God so loveth the world... John 3:16

I literally dont hate my misguided catholic/orthodox brothers, their hate for me sheds off like rain ona tin roof. 1 John 3:13 makes it clear that this hate from the world will come. Yet, it is not reciprocated.

>>136021058
Psalm 139

19 Oh that You would slay the wicked, O God;
Depart from me, therefore, men of bloodshed.

20For they speak against You wickedly,
And Your enemies take Your name in vain.

21Do I not hate those who hate You, O LORD?
And do I not loathe those who rise up against You?

22I hate them with the utmost hatred;
They have become my enemies.

23Search me, O God, and know my heart;
Try me and know my anxious thoughts;

24And see if there be any hurtful way in me,
And lead me in the everlasting way.

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I've never been to a traditional Latin mass before, is it worth the trip to attend one? Do I need to study anything in depth before I do, or is a basic understanding of the mass enough?

>>136022969
You might want to take some lube. Some of those can get PRETTY crazy.

>>136021273
You are ignoring the state atheism policy of the east during the same period.
Churches destroyed, forbidden to build new ones, rituals forbidden outside of temples, religious symbols forbidden outside of temples, etc.

Your religious organizations got corrupted, ours got suffocated.

>>136023087
I was wondering if you're supposed to leave the buttplug in the whole time or leave it by the coathangers. I'd hate to embarrass myself.

https://youtu.be/eEMCLqEQ8MY

caesar si viveret ad remum dareris: If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
>>136023285
Personal choice.

>>136022969
Just a protip, the "blood" is really, really rancid wine. You will cringe if unprepared.

>>136004688
>ID: GaY

https://youtu.be/miKt2Ua7VBI

>be orthodox
>see gaudy catholic shit
>lol faggots
>see pauper yet faggot infested protestant shit
>lol faggots

why are you all faggots

>>136000721
/thread

>>136022854
>try me Lord
Please Lord, test me, bless me with a Mega Millions Jackpot so that I may prove to you I would not be corrupted.
>>136023278
Well no, just saying the believers still believed even if they couldnt do so openly. Yet the mass communication od western sin was effectively blocked.

It just proves mass communication is ungodly - printing press to the internet, degeneracy spreads faster than truth.

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>>136000477
Does it burn, OP? No Deus Vult for you... your king is a muslim, commie or both. I heard 3000 commies have successfully infiltrated your little faggot pedo kingdom since 1930....

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>>136017833

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>>136024281
حَرَام

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>>136022969
It is worth attending so you can see if you feel different afterwards.

If you are not Catholic or not in a state of Grace please don't receive. You would only be bringing sorrow upon yourself.

Having said that the Latin Mass is one of the last Masculine expressions of devotion left in the world. It is VASTLY different from the wimpy feminine "vatican 2" mass that takes place today.

These sites have locations for Latin Mass.

http://sspx.org/en/mass-locator

http://www.ecclesiadei.org/masses.cfm

>>136017833
illegitimi non carborundum: Don't let the bastards grind you down

>>136000477
>How do I scam money off of them willingly?

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>>136004688
88 my brother

>gay marriage
>nigger baby
>drum set

>>136000477

Why can't Catholics be happy just being Catholics?

Why do they have to pretend to be Christians?

Do Buddhists pretend to be Christians? Muslims? Hindus? Shintoists? So why do Catholics feel the need to pretend that they are Christians?

>>136004688
And never saved, never saved works too.

>Divide and Conquer

>>136024911
Christians have been divided since before Mohamed was born.

>>136000721
European Catholic countries are now richer than Protestant countries.

The only thing Prods have been working on the last 3-4 decades is constructing a second level on their chuck sheds.

And American Protestantism us basically dead. And white Protestants have lost their country's wealth and power centers to Jews, Irish Catholics, and Asians.

>>136024524
That's a fancy way of saying "we irrationally reject most followers of Christ".

At least they aren't those god-awful 'Non-Denominational' hipster churches with shitty Christian pop-rock.

>>136004017
Nothing to do with Jesus. It's all about Mystery Babylon.

Nimrod, the hunter, the builder of the Tower of Babel, had a wife and a son. He was also "turned into the sun god" when he died. His wife, Semiramis, thought her son Tammuz was dead.

Semiramis began to mourn the death of her son.
Semiramis fasted for 40 days in mourning.
At the end of the fast, her son Tammuz miraculously returned to her from the dead.
Semiramis celebrated her dead son's return with a celebration called Ishtar.

Mourning - Ash Wednesday
Lent - Semiramis' 40 day fast.
Ishtar/Easter - the son rises from the dead.

Roman Catholicism, aka Mystery Babylon, has nothing to do with Jesus.

(The catholics will point to Jesus' 40 day fast, but that was not done in mourning; nobody died. It was a the beginning of his ministry, right after his baptism. And nobody came to life at the end of it.)(Catholics have lies to cover over all of their lies; you just have to get used to it.)

>>136000477
Catholics who hate Presbyters are like the 2.4GPA student loathing the 3.8 that does his own homework

>>136024524
Having a man stick his meat in your mouth is "manly"?

>>136000721
>Things catholics worship:
>poverty
>ignorance
>gossip
>big government
>centralized church dictating liturgy from thousands of miles away
>rockstar pope
>homosexuals

Nonsense... Catholics only worship things they can make statues or idols of... Check mate protestant cuck.

>>136025063
That's the funniest thing I ever heard, considering the dickery CAME from those Catholic places, and those people wormed their way into your churches.
It is not hard to be rich, when you're the ones working for the fucking Jews moron. .

Religion is for retards, explains why it is so popular.

>>136000721
>>pastors who have a real daytime job

I would join and donate so much money to a church that had this as a feature.

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>protestantism
>faith alone is all that's necessary to get into heaven
>can go around raping and murdering, and as long as you say you repent and accept jesus right before you die, you get into heaven

>>136024947
>Christians divided
John 17:20-23 has Christ praying for unity among all his followers. I am a follower. My hand remains outstretched to anyone who claims to love Christ, even as I post in a thread entitled "Protestant".

>>136025328
If religion is for tards, hen you'd better quit worshiping the religion of Jews: theism.
These morons are the ones following orthodoxy, who believe they have all the answers, the ones following the Jews FOR REAL.
These are the people who have created the tools mankind will destroy themselves with.
Daily reminder it was not Jesus, or even Muhammad who did all that shit.
It was assholes like these, who believe whatever Jews and their shills tell them to.

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>>136000721
Oh look it's the guy from Atheist Rainbow Church of England. With all of your lesbian and jewish bishops openly stating that Bible is not a binding document and Chistianity is most Christian without actual Christianity (which just like faith in God is a thing of the past and kind of silly) why do you still complain?

>>136025448
The vast majority of people who call themselves christian disagree with you, and I've seen the "kill a heretic before an infidel" phrase posted on /pol/.

>>136025617
>Religion of Jews: Atheism,
it was meant to read

>>136004416
Ash Wednesday marks the beginning of Lent. It marks the sacrifice Christ endured while reflecting for 40 days in the desert before his return to town on Palm Sunday and the start of Holy week.

>>136023786
The orthodox are just as gaudy. Only it's muted by all the incense

>>136025736
>>136025125

Catholicism, while it always contained real believers in Christ, became gradually corrupted institutionally and doctrinally, after 400 AD. Most of its scriptural claims that seek to support its absolute stranglehold on people are totally bogus. Its been reformed somewhat, but that's mostly due a desire for political relevancy, rather than a scriptural imperative.

>>136000721
>>churches that are a reflection of the local community

snake handlers

>>136025736
There's so much wrong with this.

Jesus did not come out of the wilderness after being tempted on Palm Sunday. Palm Sunday was at least three years in the future.

Nor do you have any idea what "holy week" constitutes, or on what day Jesus was crucified.

Again, the Catholics have lies to cover their lies to cover their lies, but to believe them you have to be a simpleton.

>>136025736
And where does it say that this is even an even to be remarked upon? In the Bible. Where does it say go ahead and worship idols, and tell a bunch of dick worshiping pagans all your secrets in a centralized manner?
Same thing the Skull and Boners do. This has always been a feature of secret societies.
You assholes fool no one.
Save perhaps yourselves.
You assholes do know we are allowed to own Bibles now?
The Pope cannot stop you from owning them anymore.

>>136026056
Nor can they burn all the non-latin translations. Nor are they chained to Catholic pulpits with literal chains.

>>136000477
The angels are defending the protestants from a lucifer worshipping catholic, that is all

>>136025254
forgot to put lucifer on that list

>>136026221
Aye, the demons in OP was very unhappy to be in the presence of Holy Spirit filled Christians and made OP uncomfortable enough to leave.

Imagine that. Being uncomfortable in the presence of true believers, yet calling them heretics.

For the record I do not believe God would condemn anyone for being Catholic, worshiping on wrong day, wrong things, and the idol worship....Judging those who actually ARE following the Word though, while you are NOT....Feels to me that these people will be SUPER fucked.
At LEAST by a stone cock. Atheists too.

>>136000477

>protest the true Church
>hillbilly bible "interpretation"
>handle snakes
>sermon is two hour long jealous complaint about Catholic Church
>believe they're Christians

>>136026595
Nobody without the Holy Spirit dwelling within them reaches heaven. Nobody.

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This is awesome. I quit drinking coffee/smoking three years ago, worried about my BP....but I just drank a HUGE cup of Joe, with a Marlboro.
Feels like I can see the future, and the world has color again.

>>136026751
No Christians talk about the Catholic Church. I wish they would.

One look at the serpentine pope audience chamber and most people would be revolted by such demonic idolatry.

>>136026751
>reject the Bible
>still think they're Christians
the Catholic church everybody

>>136027215

you mean the "king james" version, which was adulterated to allow england's monarchy to commit whatever sins they wanted?

>>136027504
No, I'm talking whatever Bible version they use, and whose doctrine they reject.

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>>136000477
Catholicism esteems human tradition & culture over that of the ways of God, its basis is rooted upon human decrees, they are unable to argue from the Bible, instead it has to rely on Vatican-sanctioned histories, they use idols, pray through false intercessors like Saints & Mary, even though Jesus alone is the way to the Father, they instituted pagan festivals & holidays, and even presumptuously assume the power to remit sin. In their Catechism they tampered with God's Law -- removed the 2nd commandment, altered the 4th, and split the 10th to preserve the # (fulfilling Daniel 7). The history of Catholicism has been one of Satanic abuse employing political & martial power to exert their will. The only Biblical argument they use for Popery is "Peter is the rock of the church" yet that isn't a justification for Papal hierarchical arrangement whatsoever -- read the books written by Peter, he never in anyway condones such an architecture. Upon the death, resurrection and ascension of Jesus, the Church was small, far-flung, and fragile, and so Peter was raised up to clarify questions and give context to the example laid by Christ to the early church -- so yes, in this way the "church was built on the rock of Peter" which is to say, his teachings & clarifications -- not the man or any man -- Jesus is the foundation on which we must place our faith completely.
Orthodox have many of the same problems as Catholicism.
Faggot-sects of Jesuit-infiltrated "Protestantism" have lost their balls and are no longer standing up against the seat of the Antichrist power which is Popery and most still false sabbath. Although the early Reformers didn't agree on much, they got the ball rolling and agreed that Papacy was illegitimate.

>Comprehensive history of the Reformation & Catholic blasphemy
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF170B126002E7CB0
https://carm.org/list-of-roman-catholic-false-teachings
https://carm.org/luthers-95-theses

>>136027504
It so obviously did not do that, that if you actually read it, it would be clear even to you.

>>136027076
I do not even believe in what you are talking about, but I know wtf you mean, I don't believe in Trinity. In my mind, if what you say is true, then you are fucked too.
John 14:6New International Version (NIV)

6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
I believe as long as people are good, and follow the commands of God they will be fine. At this point shit is so confused with propaganda I can forgive these people for their trespasses.
I could be wrong, on this one though, I admit that.
Especially the Catholics who pretend their church is just fine. I do not even do this with my own SDA church. So them pretending shit is fine in their Satanic churches irks the fuck outta me.
Judge not lest ye be judged. I am trying. Super hard though. You may be right though, which is more reason for the Catholics to stfu.

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>>136000477
Catholicism is based on the belief that there can only be one church on earth, and they believe that the first pope was the apostle Peter.

Protestant religions began approximately around the creation of the printing press, and the return of literacy to Europe. Because few people could read the Bible, and in many cases, Catholics forbade reading the Bible, the Catholic church created all manner of rules to extort money from the populace (which they used partially to fight Islam's incursions). When Europeans eventually read the Bible and compared Catholicism to Jesus's teachings, they weren't happy. Enter Martin Luther.

Differences Rundown:

1. Catholics believe that you can only be forgiven for sings if you request forgiveness through the Catholic church. Protestants just ask God directly. There was a time when Catholics taught that the payment of money would absolve sins.

2. Catholics created a new stratum of heaven called "purgatory." You were sent here to be cleansed of sin. However, a simple *large* payment to the Church would release you from purgatory. When protestants/literates pointed out that the Bible doesn't mention purgatory, they were deemed heretics.

3. Catholics worship and pray to dead humans that they consider holy. For example, Mary (the mother of Jesus) is considered holy and worthy of worship. To protestants and other literates, she is just another dead human - however nice and devout she may have been.

3. Catholics created 'fanfiction' about Jesus and Mary and required their followers to consider it Christianity. One of my favorites is to point out to Catholics that Jesus had a brother, James. Catholics were told that Mary was a virgin and *remained* a virgin, yet the bible quite clearly states that she had another child named James - who at first didn't believe in Jesus, and then did.

>>136027742
What I say is true, because it's what Jesus said to Nicodemus about being born again in the Spirit.

James 4:5 [Full Chapter]
Or do you think that the Scripture says in vain, “The Spirit who dwells in us yearns jealously”?

John 14:17 the Spirit of truth, whom the world cannot receive, because it neither sees Him nor knows Him; but you know Him, for He dwells with you and will be in you.

Romans 8:9 But you are not in the flesh but in the Spirit, if indeed the Spirit of God dwells in you. Now if anyone does not have the Spirit of Christ, he is not His.

The Holy Spirit dwells in me because I asked Him to.

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>>136000477
Mark 7:1-13King James Version (KJV)

7 Then came together unto him the Pharisees, and certain of the scribes, which came from Jerusalem.

2 And when they saw some of his disciples eat bread with defiled, that is to say, with unwashen, hands, they found fault.

3 For the Pharisees, and all the Jews, except they wash their hands oft, eat not, holding the tradition of the elders.

4 And when they come from the market, except they wash, they eat not. And many other things there be, which they have received to hold, as the washing of cups, and pots, brasen vessels, and of tables.

5 Then the Pharisees and scribes asked him, Why walk not thy disciples according to the tradition of the elders, but eat bread with unwashen hands?

6 He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me.

7 Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

8 For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do.

9 And he said unto them, Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition.

10 For Moses said, Honour thy father and thy mother; and, Whoso curseth father or mother, let him die the death:

11 But ye say, If a man shall say to his father or mother, It is Corban, that is to say, a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me; he shall be free.

12 And ye suffer him no more to do ought for his father or his mother;

13 Making the word of God of none effect through your tradition, which ye have delivered: and many such like things do ye.

Catholics are no different from Jews with their strict adherence to tradition of men. Jesus Christ took issue with them rejecting a single commandment. I wonder how He would react if He learned that Catholics tampered with the commandments.

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>>136000477
Religiousness is a mental illness, just like thinking you are the opposite gender than biologically.

>>136027971
Atheism is a mental illness, like thinking everything came from nothing.

>>136028082
This is a bad argument, he can simply ask you where God came from.
Stop trying to argue that faith is logical, it isn't and never was meant to be. Thats why you believe it, rather than know it.

>>136028239
God is eternal.

>>136027894
All of that sounds like it is referring to Jesus to me.
Plus the scripture I shared kind of proves it. Only through Jesus, not Jesus and the Holy Spirit, which is never actually named, nor is it commanded to worship as a path to God, this is only Jesus.
This argument is a prime example of wtf I mean though....I can see that MAYBE, just MAYBE you could be right. It's not what I believe but I don't totally discredit it
I do not believe God would punish either of us for our being wrong. I actually suspect He would be pissed at us for doing so, and not just ignoring what is mainly superficial arguments.
Both of us are doing our very best to follow the Word. I think this is what matters most. And forgiving our brothers as much as possible.
Leviticus 19:18 'You shall not take vengeance, nor bear any grudge against the sons of your people, but you shall love your neighbor as yourself; I am the LORD.

>>136028239
Faith is the human ability to believe the unseen.

>>136028432
John 20:22 And when He had said this, He breathed on them, and said to them, “Receive the Holy Spirit.

>>136028493
Yeah...referring to Jesus. Had Jesus been part of a Trinity, then I am SURE He would have made a point of mentioning it.
That was the WHOLE point of a Messiah, to make things clear so there would be no BS.
All verses naming the Holy Spirit I should say, are obviously referring to the spirit within Jesus, and that only equals two to me.
The first Christians did believe this Trinity stuff.
I believe it was just a way to help people grasp concepts better. Which is why I don't sweat that one so much.

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>>136000477
The Jew Jesuits were founded in 1540 to be the Catholic Church's strong arm and to counter the Reformation. This is their oath: "I do further declare that I will help, assist and advise all or any of his holiness’ agents, in any place where I should be in Switzerland, Germany, Holland or America, or in any other territory I shall come to, and do my utmost to extirpate the heretical Protestant or Masonic doctrines, and destroy all their pretended powers, legal or otherwise. .... I do further promise and declare, that I will, when opportunity presents, make and wage relentless war, secretly or openly, against all heretics, Protestants and Masons, as I am directed to do, to extirpate and exterminate them from the face of the whole earth, and that I will spare neither age, sex, nor condition, and that I will burn, hang, waste, boil, flay, strangle, bury alive, these infamous heretics, open up the stomachs and wombs of their women and crush their infants’ heads against the walls in order to annihilate their execrable race. That when the same cannot be done openly, I will secretly use the poison cup, the strangulation cord, the steel of the poniard, or the leaden bullet, regardless of the honor, rank, dignity or authority of the persons whatever be their condition in life, either public or private, as I at any time may be directed to so do, by any agent of the Pope, or superior of the Brotherhood of the Holy Faith of the Society of Jesus."

>>136027803
>3. Catholics worship and pray to dead humans that they consider holy.

Once dead, always dead? Do you even believe what Jesus told you? Can you not denote the difference between the body and spirit, or do you really think that people are just gone once they die? How can you call yourself a Christian with those beliefs?

This is why the Church forbade the average person from reading the bible for themselves. You get low IQ people interpreting it to mean they should drink poison and fall to the floor in a pseudo-epileptic fit while babbling nonsense.

>>136028803
He did, many times.

John 10:30
I and My Father are one.”

John 17
“I do not pray for these alone, but also for those who will believe in Me through their word; that they all may be one, as You, Father, are in Me, and I in You; that they also may be one in Us, that the world may believe that You sent Me. And the glory which You gave Me I have given them, that they may be one just as We are one: I in them, and You in Me; that they may be made perfect in one, and that the world may know that You have sent Me, and have loved them as You have loved Me.

John 14:9 Jesus said to him, “Have I been with you so long, and yet you have not known Me, Philip? He who has seen Me has seen the Father; so how can you say, ‘Show us the Father’?

Don't make Step 1 of your salvation process "Understand the Trinity perfectly."

That is a thing to be done in heaven, when we know as we are known.

>>136028834
A disgusting order of assassins, and now their leader is the black pope.

How people can be blind to the evil before them is ponderous.

>>136028397
Thats a copout and you know it, if you want a logic battle don't bring such tools.
Or better yet, don't start logic battles, since religion isn't fit for them.

>>136029079
Did God know people were alive in the afterlife when he forbade attempting to communicate with them?

>>136028493
The whole point of the Trinity, was to allow the Jewy people to pretend they were still monotheistic...which is BS. They made up all kinds of crap to pretend thus.
It just is not true. All the angels/demons/Lucifer..all of these are possessed of some kind of Divinity. Maybe not all GOOD divinity, but some form of divinity nonetheless.
The only true monotheistic religion was Atenism, created by Akhenaten.
Christianity, Judaism, are not monotheistic...IDC what anyone says, but they are welcome to believe what they like.

>>136029127
It's the truth.

Where did God come from?
Who made God?

These are nonsensical questions for a being that has always existed, exists, and will always exist. That is the nature of God as He revealed it to us.

Everything created requires a creator.

God was not created.

>>136029175
The Trinity is One God.

>>136029175
The Christian God is one God, made up of three persons...

>>136029086
None of that mentions a Trinity. Again.
It is only mentioning two. TO me it could not be MORE obvious.
Don't pretend to tell me what step one is though asshole.
This is the exact kind of judgey shit I am referring to.
>>136029256
Then show me a scripture where Jesus said that. Should be easy af.

>>136029410
John 1:1 says that the Word (Jesus) was with God and was God.
In John 10:30 Jesus said that He and the Father are one.
In John 14:9 He said that anyone who has seen Him has seen the Father.
In Colossians 1:15 Paul wrote that Jesus is the (visible) image of the invisible God.
In Hebrews 1:3 Jesus is called the exact representation of God’s glory
In Hebrews 1:8 God Himself called Jesus God.
God’s Spirit is presumed to be one and the same with God just as your spirit is presumed to be one and the same with you. So if God and Jesus are one and the same, and God and His Spirit are one and the Same, then the three are one.

There is one God (Deuteronomy 6:4; Isaiah 45:5-6). Yet there are three persons presented as deity in Scripture: the Father (John 6:27; Colossians 1:3), the Son (John 1:1-3, 14; 8:24; 20:28-29; Romans 9:5; Titus 2:13; 2 Peter 1:1; Hebrews 1:10-12) and the Holy Spirit (John 14:16-17; Acts 5:3-4; 2 Samuel 23:2-3; 2 Corinthians 3:18). Lastly, these three are presented as distinct persons (John 8:16-18; Luke 11:1; 3:21-22; Galatians 4:6). Thus from Scripture we learn that although there is one God, there are three distinct persons who are deity. So the Trinity is the biblical position to hold to once one examines what Scripture teaches.

>>136029361
This shit just sounds dumb af to me.. Always has, always will.

>>136029410
I did, actually. >>136029086

>>136029233
You can't say this, then ask what created the universe, and act as if you have the logical highground.
Please reconsider how you "convert" people, this is very sad. Try to talk about meaning, balance, what comes natural to the human mind, or any of the other more sensible approaches.
Stay away from logic, you will get your ass whooped there. Religion isn't logical.

>>136029533
God is a threefold God, not three gods in one. He is one God, and chose to manifest Himself as Father, Son and Spirit so that we might get to know Him. Otherwise, He would remain in unapproachable light, and we would be doomed.

>>136029592
The eternal God created the finite universe.

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>>136000477
Protestants have made a huge damage to the Christianity. They almost destroy Europe and let the fucking turks take over more land to central Europe.

Also, before protestantism there was only 2 denominations: Roman Catholic and Orthodox. After that, there is more than 30000 "Christian" churches.

>>136029717
Yes, because Europe is what is most important to God.

>>136029529
Again...this describes more of a two in one created from a whole. Not a Trinity.
>>136029565
No you did not. You cannot. It does not exist.
Only way to the Father is the Son, not the Son and a Holy Spirit. You are incorrect, imo
>>136029652
Still sounds dumb af and is not in scripture. Not wtf Jesus said. Sorry.

>>136000477
Catholics are gay, weak, feet licking babies.

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>>136029533
It's hard to understand for humans, and the Bible even says, "Great is the mystery of godliness". But the Bible is also really clear that the Godhead is made up of three distinct "persons", that together are one.

Catholics ruined America with immigrants and crime. At least Protestants have the decency to quietly fuck their siblings and get high on meth out in the woods where nobody has to see it.

Orthodoxy saved the East from the spiritual dearth of Communism. Maybe it can save the West too.

What about Gods' throne, or the light of God?
Are these divine too? Seems we are up to a quintet now. The mystery thickens.
>>136029935
No.

>>136029840
Your complete and utter refusal to understand that there is only one God is stopping you from being saved.

Judaism, Christianity and Islam are globalist religions using violence and sneaky tricks to establish themselves worldwide. Humans are supposed to be spiritual, humanity a spectrum of different races, peoples, beliefs.

Abrahamism is the enemy.

>>136030086
I do believe in one God...made up of two hings. Not the three that none of you can prove...everything else is just soulless constructs.
Your inability to not be judgey is keeping you from being saved,.

Ohhh the Burning Bush...looks like we are up to a sextet now.

>>136000477
You're either a potato nigger, a wop or a spic. Fuck off.

>>136030260
Matthew 3
When He had been baptized, Jesus came up immediately from the water; and behold, the heavens were opened to Him, and He saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove and alighting upon Him. And suddenly a voice came from heaven, saying, “This is My beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.”

You're free to worship demons if you want; you're just not free to evade the consequences.

>>136030086
You are the one who does not believe in one God...and have to jump through the CRAZIEST hoops to try and prove it. You morons are the ones complicating shit, and making things more difficult than you have to.

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>>136018973
Why would the Jews push Christianity when it is the complete opposite of their faith? Nigga please.

>>136030181
Judaism, Catholicism, Islam*

>>136029997
So you reject that Jesus is God? That's heresy, sir.

>>136030491
>t. good dindu goy

>>136030471
And you worship a demon.

>>136030462
The Spirit of God, is obviously God. Duh. Over-complications.
Again...the only way to Father, is through the Son. All there is to it.
Not the Son and Holy Spirit. This is no where in the Bible.
>>136030610
No, I accept that. I am saying there are many definitions/examples of divine things in the Bible...so why stop at just the three?
If God created everything, all the heavens, and the angels, then are they not manifestations of divinity too?
Why not say a 1000 in one being.
Or all divinity in one.
Just show me ONE scripture where the word Trinity is used, and says we must worship it.
I will be waiting.
>>136030699
Great argument friend. I can feel the Christian love here, and it is a beautiful thing.

I am sure all of these people are Sunday worshipers who want to ignore that and nitpick their Trinity nonsense, because they think they have a chance of clouding the issue enough that they might still convince themselves I am the one worshiping demons.
If you don't worship on the Sabbath, then you are the demon worshipers.
Still no better than the Catholics.

>>136027803
>1. Confess to priest
1 John 1:9 clearly says to Confess to God. Why do catholics bend the word of God?

>2. Purgatory and Eucharist
NO DATA

>3. Praying to anything other than Christ
Matthew 6:9 and Luke 18:1 contradict this. Paul's discussion of intercession prayer is never to a dead man, only living.
4. Mary
There is no elevated status mentioned in the Bible. Jesus is told his mother is awaiting outside and he points to random strangers and says they are his mother.

>>136027971
Faith offends your arrogance, that's all.

>>136030610
"heresy" is a meaningless buzzword

in the name of stamping out "heresy" so called christians have engaged in profoundly unchristian acts

running around shouting "heretic" at people is pharisee tier behaviour

>>136029079
The Catholic church did have a bad habit of burning to death anyone who read the Bible. Ever think about that during mass when the priest holds up a golden ornate Bible for all to see?

>>136000721
Are you telling me that neither worships God?

>>136030491

10/10. Saved.

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>>136001985
did someone say little boy ass

>>136018485
>only pagans think prots are retards.

Christians in america seem to be retards anyway. Watch jesus camp, that is the view people have of you guys.

>>136030610
Yeah JW are literally not Christian.

>>136000477
The reason why Protestantism is closer to God than Catholicism is because people like you only have hateful conviction in your hearts, not righteousness. You making this thread is evidence enough.

>>136000477
Your entire religion is based on ignorance. Martin Luther showed you the proper way. What you do with that info is up to you.

>>136032598
Who is a JW here? More SUNday (aka not sabbath) worshipers. More people who cannot follow simple commands.

>>136030491
You will never find a talmudic jew (believer, nonbeliever, practicing, atheistic, cultural or otherwise) that believes the Torah (Old Testament) Literally happened. They all disbelieve the stories of adam, noah, Abraham, and moses LITERALLY happened. This is the foundation of their entire religion, the oral Talmud is what they worship and it is not in any sense a religious book.

>>136000477
Even though Proddies hate Catholics you shouldn't hate them back. Just continue on with your day anon and pray for them just as they should do for us if we're wrong.

"Blessed are you when people hate you, when they exclude you and insult you and reject your name as evil, because of the Son of Man." - Luke 6:22

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>SLEEP
>SLEEP
>SLEEP

Why do catholics seem to have so much mysterious shit going on? All these people getting visions and joan of arc and shit.

>>136025063
American Protestantism is dead? Is that why politicians constantly cater to them?

>>136035066
I dont hate catholics
t. Baptists

In fact i was with 3 catholics that took Baptist communion last sunday, an ivory coast frenchman and two panamanians.

https://youtu.be/DE9mc0XcFAs

https://youtu.be/Od4e1JfTDOw

>>136035066
99% of Protestants never think about Catholics and most are completely apathetic about Catholics. This isn't ye olden days where the Protestants are just constantly damning Catholics in every sermon.

>>136035066
The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

>>136036494
How do I strike you?

>>136036441
Eh, I'll agree with you not all Protestants hate Catholics as much now as they did in the past. Maybe it's just the people I've ran into but a lot of Protestants have insulted me on my faith.

>>136036114
I'm glad to see you can see through the hate and welcome them.

Whores of Babylon, I see you, I know who you are; and you have NEVER scared me. I have no fear of anyone, or any earthly thing. My only fear, is not understanding what God is telling us. I do not even fear death, only dying before fully understanding the message of God.
I DO fear hell, but even if hell is my fate, even if I do fail my test, I will always be eternally grateful to the opportunity God gave me to prove myself to Him.
Even in a lake of eternal fire, I would be thankful for the opportunity to take this test, and give my children THEIR opportunity, to live this earthly life.
Always and forever: Thank you God, without you, there would be NOTHING.

How many of you would still love God, even in hell? Is your faith that strong?

>>136000721
Things Protestants worship:
> Themselves
> Social status
> Televangelist
> Traps
> Women Clergy
> Sola Scriptura

>>136036853
Pointing out Bible passages that directly contradict catholic fundamental teachings isnt meant to insult you, but rather wash over you with truth in the hope that you open a bible sometime.

Is this the satanist troll or the JW troll?

>>136037518
Far point I understand there is no foul play in your goals however what many forget is, "How can you say to your brother, 'Brother, let me take the speck out of your eye,' when you yourself fail to see the plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye." - Luke 6:42 Find your path and I shall find mine. Many of you insult in the process where it is not needed.

>>136037498
>televangelism
>going to a church with 5,000 congregants and knowing nobody
>having a $40k a month power bill
>having a $1.5M lighting system
These are not the actions of a Christian.
t. dirty proddy

>>136037498
Plenty of Protestant denominations don't even have female clergy though. The Southern Baptist Convention is the largest denomination in the south and it bans female clergy.

>>136000477
>demon. Pffft. Gawd your a loser

Don't you have some little boys to molest in church?

Luke 10:19
"Behold, I have given you authority to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy, and nothing will injure you."-Jesus Christ.
Exodus 15:3
"The LORD is a warrior; The LORD is His name."
Isaiah 42:13
The LORD will go forth like a warrior, He will arouse His zeal like a man of war He will utter a shout, yes, He will raise a war cry He will prevail against His enemies.
Malachi 4:1
"For behold, the day is coming, burning like a furnace; and all the arrogant and every evildoer will be chaff; and the day that is coming will set them ablaze," says the LORD of hosts, "so that it will leave them neither root nor branch."
Psalm 64:2
Hide me from the secret counsel of evildoers, From the tumult of those who do iniquity.

>>136037930
>many of you
This is a D&C thread made by (((those))) who seek disunity.

Acts 3:22-23
22For Moses said, ‘The Lord your God will raise up for you a prophet like me from among your brothers. You must listen to Him in everything He tells you. 23Everyone who does not heed His words will be completely destroyed from among the people.’
Jeremiah 6:2: "I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate woman;"
Zephaniah 3:13. "The remnant of Israel shall not do iniquity, nor speak lies; neither shall a deceitful tongue be found in their mouth: for they shall feed and lie down and none shall make them afraid."
Revelation 12:17: "The … remnant of her seed, … keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of Jesus."
Revelation 12:17. "The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war with the remnant of her seed."
Romans 11:5. "Even so at this present time also there is a remnant according to the election of grace."
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
Titus 1:13-15
13This testimony is true. Therefore rebuke them sternly, so that they will be sound in the faith, 14and will pay no attention to Jewish myths or to the commands of men who have rejected the truth. 15To the pure, all things are pure; but to the defiled and unbelieving, nothing is pure. Indeed, both their minds and their consciences are defiled.
1 Timothy 1:3-5
3When I left for Macedonia, I urged you to stay there in Ephesus and stop those whose teaching is contrary to the truth. 4Don’t let them waste their time in endless discussion of myths and spiritual pedigrees. These things only lead to meaningless speculations, which don’t help people live a life of faith in God.

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Revelation 9:3-10
3 And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.

4 And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.

5 And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.

6 And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.

7 And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.

8 And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.

9 And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.

10 And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.

>>136038307
The day the sbc allows a female clergy is the day they disintegrate in a matter of days. Only the irrelavent and nonbelieving 'mainline' churches do the female thing and marry fags. These churches have zero people who literally believe in the resurrection.

>>136039210
Oh I agree. I've been to Episcopal and Methodist churches and excluding the really old who just keep going out of pure habit the huge majority treat it more like a social club than a religion. Interestingly too the ones that still have male clergy also have better numbers and better run services. It just proves to me God set specific roles in the church for men and certain roles for women.

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Revelation 9:1-2
1 And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.

2 And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.
Revelation 9:11
"Their king is the angel from the bottomless pit; his name in Hebrew is [Abaddon,] and in Greek, [Apollyon]--the Destroyer.The first woe is past; two other woes are yet to come."

>>136038668
I agree (((they))) are trying to divide us further.

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https://youtu.be/F7Ng07R_HIM

>>136039571
The roles of the woman are clear and crucial in the home and church and are not demeaning in any way. This feminist idea that being/becoming a man is a worthy goal has creeped into those corrupted and godless churches. Its a perversion that they get lumped in with southern baptist and pentecostal though, which is where most literal unapologetic and unironic believers migrated to..

>>136038668
Come to think about it as well I've been to Presbyterian mass once and was treated quite nice.

>>136039680
On the Essentials - Unity
On the Differences - Liberty
On the Rest - Charity

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https://youtu.be/sOnqjkJTMaA

They're out to get you.They will possess you; unless you change that number on the dial.
Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize y'alls neighborhoods.
...And whosoever shall be found, without the SOUL for getting DOWN.
Shall stand and face the Hounds of Hell; and rot inside a corpses shell.
https://youtu.be/aCijEJrVAlE
I could scare you more than any ghoul could ever dare try.

>>136000721
>self-reliance
That is why they have to rely on God.
>hard work
To everyone outside of the clergy.
>honesty
If you say anything against a doctrine of a church or doubt the teachings of it you get kicked out.
>truthfulness
Again same point.
>small government
A big government would arrest them for tax fraud, or fucking kids, or creating a makeshift non accredited school for the kids etc.
>pastors who have a real daytime job
Till they are able to rake in hundreds of thousands of dollars a year via donations and no longer need a real job.
>churches that are a reflection of the local community
If my church was a reflection of the local community then it would have been full of scumfuck drug addicts and not fancy people in suits.

>>136041003
I openly questioned doctrines in several Protestant churches and never got kicked out or even remotely close to it. At most they might get uncomfortable if they don't have a rebuttal.

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Look at MJ's jacket in Thriller.

>>136030964
>Why not say a 1000 in one being.
Because the Bible says they are three.

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>(Everyone)
I wanna tell you all a secret. I''m not like other guys.
(Pic related) The serpent promised Adam and Eve eternal life...

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>>136042154
No it doesn't, we have been over this.

>>136041252
>at most they get uncomfortable
I've heard somethings from people that just blew my mind. Like at a dinner recently i overheard some 20 something females talking. Some married some not, all childless though. A few of the single ladies were going on at length about how their calling was in missionary work, how they might just adopt one day, even the married ones said they wanted to adopt foster before they decided to have kids, but probably no more than 2 kidstotal. They were very worldly. I had to bite my tongue. Even traditional churches are filled with liberalism and twisted views of God's plan.

>>136000477
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>>136003095
Papist, please go (back to a third-world, Roman Catholic cesspool).

>>136000721
First post.. A good one.

This troll is so obviously trying to derail and push to image limit. I'm guessing jew.

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>>136042691
>derail
What is there to derail, papist? Stop pushing homosex.

>>136042691
Who is the troll? And how exactly does one go about derailing a thread meant to divide Christians and make them bicker like children?

>>136042505
I've been to many churches Catholic, Orthodox, and various blends of Protestant and I can say from experience the disease is in the huge majority of churches. The least diseased seemed to be Orthodox, Mormons, and the more rigid blends of Baptist from personal experience.

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>>136042856
>to divide
The heretics have already done this with their anti-Christ agenda, set to wipe out Christians with brown flood of heretics from the south, Anon.

>bicker
This is conflict is the most important thing happening right now, "He Who..." and it will require a lot of, shall we say, correction.

>>136042691
Say something pussy. If you've got some shit to say, you passive aggressive bitch, then say it.
Feels like there's something on your mind.

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>>136043311
By whom, and when exactly will that actually happen, rather than you just flapping your peter-eaters about it?

>>136043311
My apologies. I read that wrong. I agree.

>>136024281
Don't lewd the pious woman

>>136043485
>peter-eaters
Is that some sort of sodomite come on...

>>136043728
Probably.

>>136043689
Yes, it's important.

I'm not afraid of the papist rage, especially no fear in this forum, after all it was Christians who invented the internet!

Does the jew troll think he's done anything other than embarrass himself? Sorry no spare (You)'s for the jews

>>136043782
Sodomites are destined for Hell.

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Religion is cancer we all know it.

>>136043865
Probably.

>>136043857
The good-cop, bad-cop routine has worn too thin, Anon. Both sides of the Judeo-Catholic establishment are rotten to the point where they need to be removed.

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>>136043857
Passive aggressive woman. Yeah the guy telling you the truth is the troll, the guy actually sharing info, rather than the moron only being some kind of weird hater, and buzzwords.

>>136000477
>Schizophrenic gets away from his handlers long enough to make a post
Take your meds, O'Donoghue

>>136019711
>bitching about greentext on pol

The gods of Judaism Christianity and Islam are different as fuck and I gave a pretty good summary of how. It's amazing how blind atheists are to nuance. Autistic retards like you are the reason deep thought and philosophy are fucking dead.

Cathocucks
>believe in the old testament jew lies

Protestants
>believe in what jesus said and nothing else

Catholics are jewish slaves

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>>136000477
The Pope is the anti-Christ.

>>136047326
doesn't surprise me much considering protestantism birthed the concept of nations.

>>136047560
That is 1000% incorrect. God/Jesus was the ORIGINAL drawers of borders, and defenders of sovereignty. You know nothing John Snow.
Go read Genesis: wtf God said to Abraham, and the tower of Babel, etc, etc,etc...Jesus said it when he said render unto Caesar...
Where do people GET their utter BS at?
Is there a different Bible out there, than the ones I read.
It usually feels like we read different books, whenever the Bible is being discussed.

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Before based luther europa was in the stone age, after the reformation renaissance began, coincidence? I think not.

>>136047966
Protestants take the Bible literally instead of looking at any of the metaphors within.